Do Kids Go to Heaven? | Fri 3-13-26
Do many whites think Jesus was white? Why black Americans are more "into" race. Should we be more concerned about children than adults, in war?
The Hake Report, Friday, March 13, 2026 AD
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Neither Believe Nor Disbelieve | Thu 3-12-26
Take even Trump with a grain of salt. Bowing to African Jesus: A liberal question? Maze mentions the late great Stepin Fetchit and Kash Patel's eyes.
The Hake Report, Thursday, March 12, 2026 AD
Read MoreAre Washcloths Necessary? | Wed 3-11-26
Stereotypes: Smoke alarms vs wash cloths. Pop culture smears the South. Why is questioning the H— illegal? Support Nick and Israel? Would you bow to Jesus? Is he black?
The Hake Report, Wednesday, March 11, 2026 AD
Read MoreWould You Bow to a Black Jesus? | Tue 3-10-26
History with no agenda? "Jesus was a POC." Isn't it a stupid question, whether Hake took the $7K? "No other President" can do what Trump does!
The Hake Report, Tuesday, March 9, 2026 AD
Read MoreMonkey on Your Back | Mon 3-9-26
History denial/propaganda. Quit 30 days: "monkey on your back!" Iran school bombed near base? Jesse Jackson funeral: No politics, please?
The Hake Report, Monday, March 9, 2026 AD
Read MoreLost in Matterless Affairs | Fri 3-6-26
European Israelites? Kristi Noem gossip. Markwayne Mullin vs union "thug"? Be a better father? The high-IQ direct line to Trump? (s/o DC Talk, Weds too)
The Hake Report, Friday, March 6, 2026 AD
Read MoreShocked at Your Lack of History | Thu 3-5-26
Concern-trolling Iran war. Our Future Prez and Our Greatest Prez love America. CA and TX: Aztlán? Ever had a torta? Were WWII Allies Antifa?
The Hake Report, Thursday, March 5, 2026 AD
Read MoreIran War: Will It Help or Hurt? | Wed 3-4-26
Is America Babylon? Bad to mock a stutter? Are drugs Christian? Iran or Mexico: Who's worse for America? Hadiths: Muhammad's water miracle.
The Hake Report, Wednesday, March 4, 2026 AD
Read MoreEgos and Losers | Tue 3-3-26
Egos argue about Iran and Trump. True Israelite lineage: black, white, or Jewish? Was Elvis a paid Shabbos goy? BTW: All immigrants are not equal!
The Hake Report, Tuesday, March 3, 2026 AD
Read MorePresident of Peace | Mon 3-2-26
Trump struck Khamenei (and Ahmadinejad?). "Iraq 2.0"? Did Trump promise not to go to war with Iran? Do you feel betrayed?
The Hake Report, Monday, March 2, 2026 AD
Read MoreEnd of Black History Month | Fri 2-27-26
Here for black entertainment! Identities divide. Mixing: OK or bad? "One on Christ"? End of BHM: JLP, Obama, Ruby Ridges…
The Hake Report, Friday, February 27, 2026 AD
Read MoreWe Don't Know the Real Story | Thu 2-26-26
Voting at age 60? Our Future President: mixed? Surface-level thrills: just bashing. Women's politics, Jesus' politics? RIP Jimmie Lee Jackson, Viola Liuzzo. 😔
The Hake Report, Thursday, February 26, 2026 AD
Read MoreWatch Yourself | Wed 2-25-26
Fit white pothead met his goals, but took "degenerate" personally. Future President's "Epstein" quarter-zip is a joke! Are my donors your business?
The Hake Report, Wednesday, February 25, 2026 AD
Read MoreAre Gummy Bears Christian? | Tue 2-24-26
Boomers hash it out with "constructive criticism." Taking something to calm down? Epstein accusers were grown. They're infantilizing teens. Our Future President knows.
The Hake Report, Tuesday, February 24, 2026 AD
Read MoreNew Generation MESS | Mon 2-23-26
Mexico in terror after fatal failed attempt to capture cartel boss: "victory"? Is fresh meat quality down lately? Viola Liuzzo's Voting Rights Act. Hake and J's.
The Hake Report, Monday, February 23, 2026 AD
Read MoreCourts Ruining the Country | Fri 2-20-26
What does conservatism mean nowadays? So-called "Supreme Court" strikes down Trump tariffs. Stonewalling marriage. Judging brainwashed people. JLP caller on-hold, ticked!
The Hake Report, Friday, February 20, 2026 AD
Read MoreNone of Your Business | Thu 2-19-26
Everybody got their own "Jesus." Healing for the sick? Should Christians not preach in Israel? Did Hake take the money? "Reparations." Anti-discrimination laws.
The Hake Report, Thursday, February 19, 2026 AD
Read MoreLove and Humility: Misunderstood | Wed 2-18-26
"Separation of Church and State": Same-sex marriage? Mormon bashes Trinitarians and Trump! Hake gets yelled at! Love your enemy: "Sissy talk!"
The Hake Report, Wednesday, February 18, 2026 AD
Read More'I Am Somebody' | Tue 2-17-26
Biden's job numbers: Illegal? Communism subverted Christianity, conservatism, and U.S. history. RIP Jesse Jackson, "towering" figure, per CNN!
The Hake Report, Tuesday, February 17, 2026 AD
Read MoreSo Everything's a Big Joke to You | Mon 2-16-26
"Conservative" Obama voter, OK with "same-sex marriage," rehashed. White callers pat each other on the back. Trans "parent," Grand Prairie. Moonlight is cooler than moon shade.
The Hake Report, Monday, February 16, 2026 AD
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