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Oops, John McCain does NOT count for Memorial Day, but respect anyway! We reflect on U.S. history and the present. BTW: Is it foolish to intervene as a shoplifting witness? Do we really have our rights?
The Hake Report, Monday, May 25, 2026 AD
We air grievances on identity and disrespect in recent decades. (BTW: Is Iran winning?) Irish shoplifter incident sparks protests. "Anti-weaponization" fund: Sometimes punishment didn't fit the crime.
The Hake Report, Friday, May 22, 2026 AD
More dialogue. New rule: Don't call people that. Civil War reason. Quanell X, confrontational. Blanket statements. Prayer & fasting. Why Massie lost: new woman?
The Hake Report, Thursday, May 21, 2026 AD
Massie went against Trump and fell. How to correct wild young neighbors? More dialogue: "You created us." Self-policing communities. Analyzing the "Chud" situation, and other berating incidents.
The Hake Report, Wednesday, May 20, 2026 AD
Black and white unite. Who changed: Massie or Trump? Is the Iran war a mistake? What is "accountability" in race? People dig in because of pride.
The Hake Report, Tuesday, May 19, 2026 AD
Bill Lockwood: Socialism in USA. Iran and Israel. A Lack of Love: Parents, Grads, Teen Takeovers. 👨🏾🦲 JLP
Two Hours of Black Excellence ✌🏾 THEN Manhood Hour 💪 5/27/26
HOUR 1: Bill Lockwood: Spiritual Battle in the USA, Like Finland
HOUR 2: Lockwood on Iran, Israel, and Trump
HOUR 3: Lack of Love: Grads, Mothers, Teen Takeovers
Remembering country music. Why do people fight so crazy nowadays? Anger at home and in schools. Drop anger: drop "you." 👨🏾🦲 JLP
🐴 🪕 Country & Western Tuesday 5/26/26
🕕 HOUR 1: "Trump house" update. “Hi, I’m Johnny Cash.”
🕖 HOUR 2: Three generations of women arrested. Camera in nonverbal son's hair.
🕗 HOUR 3: School chaos: Armed student stopped. Viral grad speech. Ceremony brawl.
How many attempts have there been? The solution for women and men: Prayer and forgiveness. A victim of teen crime calls. Appreciate our fallen soldiers. 👨🏾🦲 JLP
🙋♀️ Female Monday - 5/25/26
🕕 HOUR 1: BQ's. Threats on Trump, Ivanka. Pearl: hostility at a church
🕖 HOUR 2: Voicing women's struggle. Quit prayer, started spiraling.
🕗 HOUR 3: Man sings on-air. Teen crime: Firsthand experience.
Who is the person you miss the most who's no longer on earth? Prince! Dogs and neighbors attack! Teacher ordered a kid slapped?! Convict vapes at sentencing 👨🏾🦲 JLP
🗣️ Get-It-Off-Your-Chest Friday 5/22/26
🕕 HOUR 1: Whom you miss the most. Dogs & neighbor attacks
🕖 HOUR 2: Calls
🕗 HOUR 3: Teacher ordered a slap! Vaping at sentencing.
You worship words: Overcome words. Incident with nun in Israel. Black cemetery vandalism. Love your enemy. 👨🏾🦲 JLP
📖 Bible Thumper Thursday - 5/21/26
🕕 HOUR 1: Believing words have power: Crime in Israel.
🕖 HOUR 2: Calls: Wait and see.
🕗 HOUR 3: Dignity of the dead, desecrated? Teacher fired!
As long as there's a you… Fights in public. Devil dresses you up in his love. TX attorney berated over a word. 👨🏾🦲 JLP
✌🏾 Black Excellence 💪 Manhood Hour - Wed 5/20/26
🕕 HOUR 1: Stop being you. Fighting in public.
🕖 HOUR 2: Dress-up. Forgive your mother to drop anger.
🕗 HOUR 3: Show-off culture. Atty berated over a word.
Punchie TV - Episode 088, Wednesday, May 20, 2026
Bill discusses stem cells: The body is like a country, with corrupt liberals and welfare. We chose life: Don't let ego get out of control.
Punchie TV - Episode 087, Wednesday, May 13, 2026
Tucker: Trump puts you in a spell! Ella Emhoff: only now questioning SSRI's. SpaceX vs NASA? Asian hide-and-seek. Women's competition: Sabotage society!
Punchie TV - Episode 086, Wednesday, May 6, 2026
Punchie TV - Episode 085, Wednesday, April 29, 2026
It’s coming: Flying cars and AI air traffic control. New Covid variant in CA as Hegseth rescinds forced flu shots for the military. Zohran and Barack sing “Wheels on the Bus.”
Punchie TV - Episode 084, Wednesday, April 22, 2026
Punchie TV - Episode 083, Wednesday, April 15, 2026
PODCAST (Episode 083) - Substack
Saturday, October 18, 2025 AD — Hake returned to Modern-Day Debate! It was Phoebe and William vs Hake and Michael. Michael did a great job!
WATCH: YouTube (note: Must be a Modern-Day Debate Member)
LISTEN: Apple Podcasts - Spotify (starts 2-mins in)
🙏 Charlie Kirk died today, TPUSA shooting in Utah… 🪦 Ukrainian refugee Iryna Zarutska died on train, Charlotte, NC, unprovoked incident.
Monday, July 28, 2025 AD, Hake joins Caledonian Elixir live for an interview/discussion!
Watch on YouTube: Livestream or backup Upload.
Monday, July 7th, 2025 AD, at 4pm PT (7 ET) Hake on the Killstream Live with Ethan Ralph — Rumble LIVE stream
Friday, November 1, 2024 AD, Hippy Dippy Roundtable: 2024 Election
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Black Caucus membership threat. Scott Adams' COVID tip: Build skills. Spencer Pratt challenges Karen Bass on homeless help. East Asian low crime. Trump critic calls-in.
The Hake Report, Tuesday, May 26, 2026 AD