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HAKE REPORT
"Peace Being Robbed from Earth" | 2A Wisdom. Evolution & Bible. Mind Conditioning | HAKE Thu 8/6/26
James Hake
"Peace Being Robbed from Earth" | 2A Wisdom. Evolution & Bible. Mind Conditioning | HAKE Thu 8/6/26
James Hake

Twin Falls In-N-Out & Second Amendment discussion. "Peace is being robbed from the earth." Modern-Day Debate: Evolution compatible with Bible? Celsius vs Fahrenheit. Moon, ISS, & plane meme again.

The Hake Report, Thursday, August 6, 2026 AD

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Would You Fire Him? | $10 Icy Drink. Moon Crash. Ghost Stories. Judging Trump | HAKE Wed 8/5/26
James Hake
Would You Fire Him? | $10 Icy Drink. Moon Crash. Ghost Stories. Judging Trump | HAKE Wed 8/5/26
James Hake

AI on arson suspect. Work won't reimburse my drink! Caller's sasquatch calls. Moon crash, ISS, & satellite denial. Haunted house and broken toes. Expectations and judgment on Trump. 

The Hake Report, Wednesday, August 5, 2026 AD

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Fight Evil, Make It Worse | Take No Stand? AI on Immigration. Aisha on Muhammad | HAKE Tue 8/4/26
James Hake
Fight Evil, Make It Worse | Take No Stand? AI on Immigration. Aisha on Muhammad | HAKE Tue 8/4/26
James Hake

YouTube & X glitch. Duplicity: Iran or Trump reflecting pool? "Zenny Tuesday": Hake won't take a stand. Should he? Illegal population growth 1980-2016, per AI. Aisha narrated Hadiths about Muhammad! 

The Hake Report, Tuesday, August 4, 2026 AD

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James Hake
Men's History Theories | We Do Bigfoot Calls. Moon Crash. BLM Bodycams. 47's Term? | HAKE Mon 8/3/26
James Hake
Men's History Theories | We Do Bigfoot Calls. Moon Crash. BLM Bodycams. 47's Term? | HAKE Mon 8/3/26
James Hake

It's August! Midge patties. Rate our sasquatch noises: 1-10? SpaceX to crash into Moon on accident! Caller laughs at terrible bodycam story! BLM Q's. Trump-Iran: in over his head? 1 in 3 Dems pro-DSA?

The Hake Report, Monday, August 3, 2026 AD

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James Hake
Real American Heroes | Dr. Fauci, Charlie Kirk, History, Friends, American Way | HAKE Fri 7/31/26
James Hake
Real American Heroes | Dr. Fauci, Charlie Kirk, History, Friends, American Way | HAKE Fri 7/31/26
James Hake

Last day of July history. Drama: Dr. Fauci pleads the 5th. Tyler Robinson–Charlie Kirk trial. Wife & 6 children. American way: Live outside means? Lifeguard hero. Inaccuracy in the direction of truth?

The Hake Report, Friday, July 31, 2026 AD

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James Hake
Can-Do Sad Pill | Ella Langley, Colin Gray, Trump Haters, Sasquatch, Stick Horse | HAKE Thu 7/30/26
James Hake
Can-Do Sad Pill | Ella Langley, Colin Gray, Trump Haters, Sasquatch, Stick Horse | HAKE Thu 7/30/26
James Hake

Congrats Ella Langley. Trump black-pillers all doom & gloom over Iran. "Kill a few chickens to scare the monkeys." Colin Gray sentenced in son Colt's crime. Celebrate hobby horses & Sasquatch calls. 

The Hake Report, Thursday, July 30, 2026 AD

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James Hake
JLP Talk
What in Life Do You Truly Love? | Judgment. Perez Hilton. WA Fire. Jesus. Trans Son | JLP Thu 8/6/26
JLP News
What in Life Do You Truly Love? | Judgment. Perez Hilton. WA Fire. Jesus. Trans Son | JLP Thu 8/6/26
JLP News

What in life do you truly love? Perez Hilton's TikTok & Bibles. Spokane fire. "Behind Blue Eyes." Jeff Younger's son, transitioned by mother? Jesus & knowledge of the Bible. 👨🏾‍🦲 JLP Thu 8/6/26

Bible Thumper Thursday 📖 

HOUR 1: What do you truly love? Forgive father. Stop judging family. 

HOUR 2: Perez Hilton's TikTok & Bibles. Spokane arson? 

HOUR 3: The Who. Jeff Younger's son, transitioned? What you truly love.

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JLP News
God Did Not Give You Pain | Trump Golf Course. Austrian Girlfriend. Friend Got Shot | JLP Wed 8/5/26
JLP News
God Did Not Give You Pain | Trump Golf Course. Austrian Girlfriend. Friend Got Shot | JLP Wed 8/5/26
JLP News

Emotional pain is not from God. Man casing Trump golf course? 19, girlfriend in Austria. Guilt after friend was shot. 👨🏾‍🦲 JLP Wed 8/5/26

Black Excellence ☝🏾 / Manhood Hour 💪 

HOUR 1: You think pain is from God. Another plot on Trump? 

HOUR 2: Dump Austrian gf. Grandma gave me beer. 

HOUR 3: Friend got shot. Caller loves his misery. 

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JLP News
Voices Piped in Your Head | NYC Grocery ID. Idaho In-N-Out. Wife Won't Clean. | JLP Tue 8/4/26
JLP News
Voices Piped in Your Head | NYC Grocery ID. Idaho In-N-Out. Wife Won't Clean. | JLP Tue 8/4/26
JLP News

Wake up: Voices piped into your head. NYC gov't grocery card. In-N-Out update. Illuminati. Wife off the rails after kid, won't clean. 👨🏾‍🦲 JLP ​​Tue 8/4/26

Country & Western Tuesday 🐴 🪕 👨🏾‍🦲 JLP 8/4/26

HOUR 1: Thoughts piped into your head. NYC grocery ID. In-N-Out shooting. 

HOUR 2: Illuminati caller; amputee; 82yo on "the tongue." 

HOUR 3: Trifling wife won't clean: I'm embarrassed, mad. 

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JLP News
"If—" You Do This | Men's Assignment. In-N-Out. 9/11 Story. Bad Anthem. Smooching. | JLP Mon 8/3/26
JLP News
"If—" You Do This | Men's Assignment. In-N-Out. 9/11 Story. Bad Anthem. Smooching. | JLP Mon 8/3/26
JLP News

Men's History Month Assignment. In-N-Out Twin Falls. Teacher on 9/11. Martha Reeves' National Anthrm. Married lawyer caught. Bar shooting. What you've done for her.. 👨🏾‍🦲 JLP Mon 8/3/26

Female Monday 🙋‍♀️ Men's History Month 💪 

HOUR 1: Assignment. "If—" poem. BQ's. In-N-Out in ID. 

HOUR 2: Afraid to forgive. Teacher on 9/11. Martha Reeves. 

HOUR 3: Married lawyer caught kissing. FB Live at a bar. Stomach/woman comparison. 

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JLP News
Waves of Healing | L.A. Burglaries, Harmonica, Black Lady in a White Neighborhood | JLP Fri 7/31/26
JLP News
Waves of Healing | L.A. Burglaries, Harmonica, Black Lady in a White Neighborhood | JLP Fri 7/31/26
JLP News

Do something for yourself. L.A. burglaries. Caller plays harmonica. Greater works than God? Marilyn R Thrower on white neighborhood. More historical heroes. 👨🏾‍🦲 JLP Fri 7/31/26

Get-It-Off-Your-Chest Friday 🗣️ 

HOUR 1: Emotional: One more "don't." L.A. intruders. 

HOUR 2: Harmonica playing & history heroes 

HOUR 3: Jesus. Marilyn R. Thrower's quiet white neighborhood! 

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JLP News
Never, Ever, Ever… | Don'ts. Homeless. Marriage. Wife & 6 Kids. Coach Bieniemy. | JLP Thu 7/30/26
JLP News
Never, Ever, Ever… | Don'ts. Homeless. Marriage. Wife & 6 Kids. Coach Bieniemy. | JLP Thu 7/30/26
JLP News

(Do what you want.) 3-4 don't evers… L.A. homeless. Unmarried woman. Working wife & 6 children. Coach Bieniemy's wife & son. Women given permission to be evil. 👨🏾‍🦲 JLP Thu 7/30/26 

Bible Thumper Thursday 📖 

HOUR 1: Never, ever, ever… but do what you want. 

HOUR 2: L.A. homeless. Unwed mother's dilemma. 

HOUR 3: Wife & six kids. Coach Bieniemy family. 

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JLP News
Punchie TV
Space News with Bill and Hake | Punchie TV Ep 099
Punchie
Space News with Bill and Hake | Punchie TV Ep 099
Punchie

Space telescope. Moon base. Life from Mars? Solar eclipse. Googol. SpaceX crash? Apple vs OpenAI. Living with parents. NYC rats. Bigfoot. Dog surfing. Earthquakes. Volcano. Mammoth. Trump targeted?

Punchie TV - Episode 099, Wednesday, August 5, 2026 

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Punchie
WHM, Presidential History, Skynet Future | PUNCHIE TV Ep 98
Punchie
WHM, Presidential History, Skynet Future | PUNCHIE TV Ep 98
Punchie

Was that for or against July? Trump moments 2016-2026. Reagan. Nixon. JFK to the Moon. SpaceX. Is AI intelligent? 16yo lifeguard hero going to White House? 11yo certified welder. Smithsonian liberal.

Punchie TV - Episode 098, Wednesday, July 29, 2026 

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Punchie
Fallen CA, Trans Activists, Hurricane Season | PUNCHIE TV Ep 097
Punchie
Fallen CA, Trans Activists, Hurricane Season | PUNCHIE TV Ep 097
Punchie

Elon hater. Green policy. Lettuce recall. Beach bacteria. Trans candidate. Smithsonian director. Canada fires. Tropical storms. Frumpy compliance cars. 

Punchie TV - Episode 097, Wednesday, July 22, 2026 

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Punchie
PUNCHIE TV Ep 096
Punchie
PUNCHIE TV Ep 096
Punchie

Rocket news. China floods. Pilot jumped. Longevity diagnosis. Man on Waymo. Joe Biden update. Trump & the Middle East, Russia-Ukraine. ICE in Maine. NY mom in Ireland. Zionsville rally. Starlink. 

Punchie TV - Episode 096, Wednesday, July 15, 2026 

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Punchie
Bill Hosts PUNCHIE TV Ep 095
Punchie
Bill Hosts PUNCHIE TV Ep 095
Punchie

"I'm Just a Bill." July 4th fireworks. X Money, SpaceX. DC march. Charlie Kirk. Graham Platner. NYC high rise. ICE. Greenland. Giorgia Meloni meme. Trump speaks Turkish, heals TDS. Mitch McConnell. 

Punchie TV - Episode 095, Wednesday, July 8, 2026 

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Punchie
White History Month with Bill | PUNCHIE TV Ep 094
Punchie
White History Month with Bill | PUNCHIE TV Ep 094
Punchie

George Washington. Founders' pessimism. State Fair. Roosevelt: Man in the Arena. U.S. flag flying. TX visitors. Europe heat wave. Venezuela quake. Dangerous airplane maneuvers. 100 dogs euthanized. 

Punchie TV - Episode 094, Wednesday, July 1, 2026 

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Hake returns to Caledonian Elixir – Thu 1-15-26
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Hake returns to Caledonian Elixir – Thu 1-15-26
Updates

Thursday, January 15, 2026 AD — Hake returns to talk with Vincent Lawlor on his podcast Caledonian Elixir on YouTube and X Live.‍ ‍

We discussed the Renee Good ICE shooting in Minneapolis, Trump’s growing involvement in Venezuela and Iran, and Christianity.

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DEBATE: Was Trump the Right Pick over Kamala?
Updates
DEBATE: Was Trump the Right Pick over Kamala?
Updates

Saturday, October 18, 2025 AD — Hake returned to Modern-Day Debate! It was Phoebe and William vs Hake and Michael. Michael did a great job!

WATCH: YouTube (note: Must be a Modern-Day Debate Member)

LISTEN: Apple Podcasts - Spotify‍ ‍(starts 2-mins in)

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RIP Charlie Kirk and Iryna Zarutska | Punchie TV 055 - Wed 9-10-25
Punchie TV, Updates
RIP Charlie Kirk and Iryna Zarutska | Punchie TV 055 - Wed 9-10-25
Punchie TV, Updates

🙏 Charlie Kirk died today, TPUSA shooting in Utah… 🪦 Ukrainian refugee Iryna Zarutska died on train, Charlotte, NC, unprovoked incident. 

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Punchie TV, Updates
Hake on Caledonian Elixir – Mon 7-28-25
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Hake on Caledonian Elixir – Mon 7-28-25
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Monday, July 28, 2025 AD, Hake joins Caledonian Elixir live for an interview/discussion!

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Hake on Coffee Talk with Sandra (Tue 7-8-25)
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Hake on Coffee Talk with Sandra (Tue 7-8-25)
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Tuesday, July 8th, 2025 AD, 6pm PT (8 CT / 9 ET) Hake joined Coffee Talk with Sandra on Rumble, X Live, Pilled, and DLive.

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Hake on Killstream w/ Ethan Ralph (Mon 7-7-25)
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Hake on Killstream w/ Ethan Ralph (Mon 7-7-25)
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Monday, July 7th, 2025 AD, at 4pm PT (7 ET) Hake on the Killstream Live with Ethan Ralph — Rumble LIVE stream

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