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Hake Episodes
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The Hake Report
Have We Morally Declined? | Judging History. Single Men. White Stars. Sea Lions. | HAKE Wed 7/15/26
James Hake
Have We Morally Declined? | Judging History. Single Men. White Stars. Sea Lions. | HAKE Wed 7/15/26
James Hake

Morals of the times. U.S. expansion: Good or bad for America? Lindsey Graham and other fellow single men, and society's setup. Historical figures from show biz. SF Bay incidents and sea lions. 

The Hake Report, Wednesday, July 15, 2026 AD 

James Hake
Don't Pay Attention to Every Word Said | Lindsey Graham, Charlie Kirk, Nutrition | HAKE Tue 7/14/26
James Hake
Don't Pay Attention to Every Word Said | Lindsey Graham, Charlie Kirk, Nutrition | HAKE Tue 7/14/26
James Hake

Defending Lindsey Graham's character. Was Charlie Kirk really all that "based"? Nutrition tips with Hake (info may be false). "Take no heed unto all words that are spoken." -Ecclesiastes 

The Hake Report, Tuesday, July 14, 2026 AD 

James Hake
RIP Lindsey Graham | Occasional Shows of Strength. Optimism vs Pessimism. Trust. | HAKE Mon 7/13/26
James Hake
RIP Lindsey Graham | Occasional Shows of Strength. Optimism vs Pessimism. Trust. | HAKE Mon 7/13/26
James Hake

Lindsey Graham (RIP) spoke up for men. Optimism is American. Nolan Wells question: Should you distrust your kid's friends? "Godfather" influence: Life imitating art. Listen to Ozzy, don't go to MAID.

The Hake Report, Monday, July 13, 2026 AD 

James Hake
Reasoning with the Deceiver | MLK Theology. Hallucination by People and AI. | HAKE Fri 7/10/26
James Hake
Reasoning with the Deceiver | MLK Theology. Hallucination by People and AI. | HAKE Fri 7/10/26
James Hake

Don't be too reasonable or substantive. MLK theology: no virgin birth, social gospel. Ancestors would shake their heads. People hallucinate like AI. Granny loves interracial in-law now. 

The Hake Report, Friday, July 10, 2026 AD 

James Hake
Power Reveals Your Corruption | E Jean World. Cosby Era. Charlie Kirk Successor. | HAKE Thu 7/9/26
James Hake
Power Reveals Your Corruption | E Jean World. Cosby Era. Charlie Kirk Successor. | HAKE Thu 7/9/26
James Hake

It's a backwards world: Followers are leading. Gossips are judging. People are evil. We discuss Trump, Cosby, late US heroes, kooky ideas, Erika Kirk, and the Tyler Robinson preliminary hearing. 

The Hake Report, Thursday, July 9, 2026 AD 

James Hake
I Believe the Official Narratives | Erika Kirk, Bibi Netanyahu, Manly Work | HAKE Wed 7/8/26
James Hake
I Believe the Official Narratives | Erika Kirk, Bibi Netanyahu, Manly Work | HAKE Wed 7/8/26
James Hake

Kooky theorists call-in! Charlie Kirk wanted Erika running TPUSA? Nolan Wells fam hired Ben Crump?! Don't underestimate Tyler Robinson. Is Bibi manlier than Obama? Hamas tunnels banned civilians? 

The Hake Report, Wednesday, July 8, 2026 AD 

James Hake
Jesse Lee Peterson Show
Only Responsible for You | Infallible Bible? East STL Family. Alan Adams Comedy. | JLP Wed 7/15/26
JLP News
Only Responsible for You | Infallible Bible? East STL Family. Alan Adams Comedy. | JLP Wed 7/15/26
JLP News

Responsible for you. "Infallible" Bible? East St. Louis family. July hat! 🧢🇺🇸 Alan Adams Comedy. People suffering in thoughts. 👨🏾‍🦲 JLP Wed 7/15/26 

Black Excellence ☝🏾 / Manhood Hour 💪 

HOUR 1: East STL family. "Infallible" Bible? July hat! 🇺🇸 

HOUR 2: GUEST: Alan Adams Comedy. Callers: Suffering aware. 

HOUR 3: Life is tough without prayer. 

JLP News
Do You Have Courage? | Bison. ICE in Houston, Maine. Men's Women Troubles. | JLP Tue 7/14/26
JLP News
Do You Have Courage? | Bison. ICE in Houston, Maine. Men's Women Troubles. | JLP Tue 7/14/26
JLP News

Real courage? Bison vs grandpa. Blake Lively. Geriatric pregnancy. ICE updates: Houston, Maine. Men with woman problems. 👨🏾‍🦲 JLP's Country & Western Tuesday 🐴 🪕 7/14/26 

HOUR 1: Courage. Bison. Blake Lively. Pregnant at 40+ 

HOUR 2: Iran. ICE news: Houston & Maine. 

HOUR 3: A father lost in thoughts. Man drinks & dates. 

JLP News
I Love America | Lindsey Graham. Nolan Wells. Elvis Presley. Granny Lying. | JLP Mon 7/13/26
JLP News
I Love America | Lindsey Graham. Nolan Wells. Elvis Presley. Granny Lying. | JLP Mon 7/13/26
JLP News

I love America. RIP Lindsey Graham. Nolan Wells & black activists. Granny to black son-in-law. | Female Monday 🙋‍♀️ 📞 👨🏾‍🦲 JLP 7/13/26 

HOUR 1: I love America. Overcome the world. RIP Lindsey Graham. 

HOUR 2: Nolan Wells drama. Another case. 

HOUR 3: UAP? Speculating about the news. Elvis Presley. Granny's love? 

JLP News
What Keeps You Connected to the World? | City Safety. "Debunked." ICE. | JLP Fri 7/10/26
JLP News
What Keeps You Connected to the World? | City Safety. "Debunked." ICE. | JLP Fri 7/10/26
JLP News

What keeps you connected to the world? Santa Ana brothers. NY mother in Ireland. Jesse debunked! Survivor's guilt. ICE in Houston. 👨🏾‍🦲 JLP's Get-It-Off-Your-Chest Friday 🗣️ 7/10/26

HOUR 1: Santa Ana brothers' chain. NY mom in Ireland w/ asylum seeker. 

HOUR 2: Lady "debunks" JLP! What keeps you connected? Survivor's guilt? 

HOUR 3: Flock cameras: For or against? Back with ex? ICE in Houston. 

JLP News
Clear Mind or Confused Mind | Graham Platner. Nolan Wells: Jenifer Lewis, Ben Crump | JLP Thu 7/9/26
JLP News
Clear Mind or Confused Mind | Graham Platner. Nolan Wells: Jenifer Lewis, Ben Crump | JLP Thu 7/9/26
JLP News

A clear mind. Graham Platner. Nolan Wells: Jenifer Lewis, Ben Crump. Flight instructor jumps. Car owner vs truck. Late infant found. 👨🏾‍🦲 JLP's Bible Thumper Thursday 📖 7/9/26 

HOUR 1: No conflict. Graham Platner quits. Actress Jenifer Lewis. 

HOUR 2: Do you love America? 

HOUR 3: Ben Crump. Pilot jumps?! Truck vs man. Baby discovered. 

JLP News
Seeds of Dependency | Karmelo Inspiration, Accomplice Parents, Judging Men | JLP Wed 7/8/26
JLP News
Seeds of Dependency | Karmelo Inspiration, Accomplice Parents, Judging Men | JLP Wed 7/8/26
JLP News

Seeds of dependency. Karmelo-inspired ladies. Parents helping troublemakers! Trump and Christians. 👨🏾‍🦲 🇺🇸 JLP's Black Excellence ☝🏾 & Manhood Hour 💪 Wed 7/8/26 

HOUR 1: Seeds of dependency? Honor your parents? Karmelo-inspired women. 

HOUR 2: Mother, stepfather helped son flee. Marriage was 47 years of misery. 

HOUR 3: Believer wife mad at "blasphemous" Trump. Supervise wife’s friendships? Ozempic story. Anthony Levatino clip. 

JLP News
Punchie TV
Hake Appearances
 
Punchie TV with Bill
PUNCHIE TV Ep 096
Punchie
PUNCHIE TV Ep 096
Punchie

Punchie TV - Episode 096, Wednesday, July 15, 2026 

Watch on YouTube 

SUPER CHAT (BuyMeACoffee) - BuyMeACoffee.com/punchietv 

CALL BILL: 888-775-3773 Weds 2-3p PT (4-5p CT / 5-6p ET) 

Punchie
Bill Hosts PUNCHIE TV Ep 095
Punchie
Bill Hosts PUNCHIE TV Ep 095
Punchie

"I'm Just a Bill." July 4th fireworks. X Money, SpaceX. DC march. Charlie Kirk. Graham Platner. NYC high rise. ICE. Greenland. Giorgia Meloni meme. Trump speaks Turkish, heals TDS. Mitch McConnell. 

Punchie TV - Episode 095, Wednesday, July 8, 2026 

Watch on YouTube

SUPER CHAT (BuyMeACoffee) - BuyMeACoffee.com/punchietv

CALL BILL: 888-775-3773 Weds 2-3p PT (4-5p CT / 5-6p ET) 

Punchie
White History Month with Bill | PUNCHIE TV Ep 094
Punchie
White History Month with Bill | PUNCHIE TV Ep 094
Punchie

George Washington. Founders' pessimism. State Fair. Roosevelt: Man in the Arena. U.S. flag flying. TX visitors. Europe heat wave. Venezuela quake. Dangerous airplane maneuvers. 100 dogs euthanized. 

Punchie TV - Episode 094, Wednesday, July 1, 2026 

Watch on YouTube 

Punchie
Bill Hosts Punchie TV
Punchie
Bill Hosts Punchie TV
Punchie

Bill the Engineer hosts Punchie TV on the JLP Network — watch on YouTube.

🔴 LIVE Weds 2-3p PT (4-5p CT / 5-6p ET)

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Punchie
Trillionaire Musk, UFC Trump, Vance on The View | PUNCHIE TV Ep 092
Punchie
Trillionaire Musk, UFC Trump, Vance on The View | PUNCHIE TV Ep 092
Punchie

At the time of this writing, if I can recommend an episode, it’s the recent one:

(Wednesday, June 16, 2026) New UK laws for unmarried couples. Elon Musk, first trillionaire: Elizabeth Warren mad. SpaceX Starbase building. UFC at the White House. Trump on Iran. JD Vance on The View. Thailand tourist policy. 📺 YouTube

Bill the Engineer hosts Punchie TV on the JLP Network — watch on YouTube.

Punchie
Anthony/Metcalf Verdict, UK Riots, Nithya Raman PUNCHIE TV Ep 091
Punchie
Anthony/Metcalf Verdict, UK Riots, Nithya Raman PUNCHIE TV Ep 091
Punchie

Bill hosts Punchie TV - Episode 091, Wednesday, June 10, 2026 

Punchie TV YouTube

Punchie
Updates / Appearances
Hake returns to Caledonian Elixir – Thu 1-15-26
Updates
Hake returns to Caledonian Elixir – Thu 1-15-26
Updates

Thursday, January 15, 2026 AD — Hake returns to talk with Vincent Lawlor on his podcast Caledonian Elixir on YouTube and X Live.‍ ‍

We discussed the Renee Good ICE shooting in Minneapolis, Trump’s growing involvement in Venezuela and Iran, and Christianity.

Updates
DEBATE: Was Trump the Right Pick over Kamala?
Updates
DEBATE: Was Trump the Right Pick over Kamala?
Updates

Saturday, October 18, 2025 AD — Hake returned to Modern-Day Debate! It was Phoebe and William vs Hake and Michael. Michael did a great job!

WATCH: YouTube (note: Must be a Modern-Day Debate Member)

LISTEN: Apple Podcasts - Spotify‍ ‍(starts 2-mins in)

Updates
RIP Charlie Kirk and Iryna Zarutska | Punchie TV 055 - Wed 9-10-25
Punchie TV, Updates
RIP Charlie Kirk and Iryna Zarutska | Punchie TV 055 - Wed 9-10-25
Punchie TV, Updates

🙏 Charlie Kirk died today, TPUSA shooting in Utah… 🪦 Ukrainian refugee Iryna Zarutska died on train, Charlotte, NC, unprovoked incident. 

Punchie TV, Updates
Hake on Caledonian Elixir – Mon 7-28-25
Updates
Hake on Caledonian Elixir – Mon 7-28-25
Updates

Monday, July 28, 2025 AD, Hake joins Caledonian Elixir live for an interview/discussion!

Watch on YouTube: Livestream or backup Upload.

Updates
Hake on Coffee Talk with Sandra (Tue 7-8-25)
Updates
Hake on Coffee Talk with Sandra (Tue 7-8-25)
Updates

Tuesday, July 8th, 2025 AD, 6pm PT (8 CT / 9 ET) Hake joined Coffee Talk with Sandra on Rumble, X Live, Pilled, and DLive.

Updates
Hake on Killstream w/ Ethan Ralph (Mon 7-7-25)
Updates
Hake on Killstream w/ Ethan Ralph (Mon 7-7-25)
Updates

Monday, July 7th, 2025 AD, at 4pm PT (7 ET) Hake on the Killstream Live with Ethan Ralph — Rumble LIVE stream

Updates

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