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Trump cussed at Iran. Consanguineous marriages. Police chase tactics vs fleeing suspects. Life as a refugee or deportee. Don't go personal: Don't talk culture?
The Hake Report, Monday, April 6, 2026 AD
NYT: avuncular Ayatollah. Marginalized Internet shutting down. A nation is a people. Bifurcated view of different peoples: New Orleans footchase story! "THE" crime statistic, per good-at-math caller?
The Hake Report, Friday, April 3, 2026 AD
Rocket deniers: God said don't go to space? Is it wrong to be a proud black man in America? Who lacks self-awareness? Jaden Ivey: No preaching in the NBA!
The Hake Report, Thursday, April 2, 2026 AD
People have no love. "Know" about Israel; how about Iran? Green bench: Hake, successfully race-baited! "Chopped," good or bad! Iryna Zarutska mural take-down: "Controversial"
The Hake Report, Wednesday, April 1, 2026 AD
Judging the heart and mind of your fellow man: Y'all never talk about CWP's (Caucasian White People), but they do it too! BTW: FE debunked: Light DOES bend!
The Hake Report, Tuesday, March 31, 2026 AD
👨🏾🦲 JLP Tue 4-7-26 🐴 🪕 Country & Western Tuesday
🕕 HOUR 1: Trump-Iran deadline.
🕖 HOUR 2: Woman pressured bf to k— ex?
🕗 HOUR 3: Local politician m—d by husband. 'Dexter' copycat.
👨🏾🦲 JLP Mon 4-6-26 🙋♀️ Female Monday
🕕 HOUR 1: Melania pushes AI for kids. Experts discuss.
🕖 HOUR 2: Calls: AI, BQ, Muslim-turned-Christian: new name?
🕗 HOUR 3: Savannah Guthrie's faith. Iran: Soleimani nieces: Deport? TikTok daughters.
👨🏾🦲 JLP Fri 4-3-26 🗣️ Get-It-Off-Your-Chest Friday
🕕 HOUR 1: Forget about it all. Pam Bondi "fired." NASA launch: "DEI"
🕖 HOUR 2: Space toilet. Good Friday. Calls… Wanting marriage?
🕗 HOUR 3: Birthright citizenship. Iran shot down US jet. La. schools vs parents.
👨🏾🦲 JLP Thu 4-2-26 📖 Bible Thumper Thursday
🕕 HOUR 1: Trump addressed the nation. Calls
🕖 HOUR 2: Calls: Laughing man…
🕗 HOUR 3: Trump Easter luncheon. Christian persecution.
👨🏾🦲 JLP Wed 4-1-26 ✌🏾 Two Hours of Black Excellence 💪 THEN Manhood Hour
🕕 HOUR 1: Kick evil out. Victim Minneapolis city councilwoman. Pearl calls-in.
🕖 HOUR 2: Tuskegee coach arrest drama. Gen Z slang: Experts.
🕗 HOUR 3: Inmates express themselves.
👨🏾🦲 JLP Tue 3-31-26 🐴 🪕 Country & Western Tuesday
🕕 HOUR 1: Fascinated with evil. 15yo shot teacher, self.
🕖 HOUR 2: Calls: Scared of mother. Polygamy? Worried for mother
🕗 HOUR 3: AI teachers! Usha reading to kids. JD Vance on Ilhan Omar.
Trump: Every day is April Fools Day in America. Artemis II moon mission: Wait and see. Space deniers question Neil Armstrong. Big ideas from NASA and Elon Musk.
Punchie TV - Episode 081, Wednesday, April 1, 2026
Women! Bachelorette. Clavicular. Luka Doncic. Cesar Chavez. Tiffany "New York" Pollard. Turned a H— into a housewife?
Punchie TV - Episode 080, Wednesday, March 25, 2026
Trump: Cuba's next. Will Iran war be a success or failure? Anti-American protesters NYC. If we don't have "mass deportations," is that effectively amnesty?
Punchie TV - Episode 079, Wednesday, March 18, 2026
FBI: Iran drone threat to CA? Trump after Mar-a-Lago shooting. Will he win the Iran war? Hillary defies Epstein Republicans. Jim Carrey: Showcase personality. Nuclear deniers call!
Punchie TV - Episode 078, Wednesday, March 11, 2026
The Venus landing. The Moon base. The Ocean bottom. Will AI give us high income or hell? THEN: Iran War reignites Punchie TV war.
Punchie TV Episode 077, Wednesday, March 4, 2026
Trump's SOTU: Is the economy improving for the "little guy"? Are we just complaining about "them"? Is a woman president the end?
Punchie TV Episode 076, Wednesday, February 25, 2026
Saturday, October 18, 2025 AD — Hake returned to Modern-Day Debate! It was Phoebe and William vs Hake and Michael. Michael did a great job!
WATCH: YouTube (note: Must be a Modern-Day Debate Member)
LISTEN: Apple Podcasts - Spotify (starts 2-mins in)
🙏 Charlie Kirk died today, TPUSA shooting in Utah… 🪦 Ukrainian refugee Iryna Zarutska died on train, Charlotte, NC, unprovoked incident.
Monday, July 28, 2025 AD, Hake joins Caledonian Elixir live for an interview/discussion!
Watch on YouTube: Livestream or backup Upload.
Monday, July 7th, 2025 AD, at 4pm PT (7 ET) Hake on the Killstream Live with Ethan Ralph — Rumble LIVE stream
Friday, November 1, 2024 AD, Hippy Dippy Roundtable: 2024 Election
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Trump vs Iran: We'll see! Civil War history revisited. Did you vote for war or "mass deportations"? Praise be to Allah, said Trump on Easter. 14th Amendment: regrets?
The Hake Report, Tuesday, April 7, 2026 AD