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Punchie
HAKE REPORT
I'm Back w/ Bigg Bump! | Lindsay Clancy. Epstein? Evolution & Bible? WNBA & Trans? | HAKE Mon 9/7/26
James Hake
I'm Back w/ Bigg Bump! | Lindsay Clancy. Epstein? Evolution & Bible? WNBA & Trans? | HAKE Mon 9/7/26
James Hake

I was out a month! Co-host: Bigg Bump: Lindsay Clancy. "Epstein." Against adoption? Jury foremen. Is Evolution compatible with the Bible? Declaration of Independence was AI?! WNBA trans controversy. 

The Hake Report, Monday, September 7, 2026 AD 

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James Hake
Mind Playing Tricks | Obama Deportations. Bigfoot Callers. Moon Meme Debate | HAKE Fri 8/7/26
James Hake
Mind Playing Tricks | Obama Deportations. Bigfoot Callers. Moon Meme Debate | HAKE Fri 8/7/26
James Hake

Obama's "deportations." America's protection. Is Bigfoot a cryptid, interdimensional, or imaginary? What is the spiritual world? Moon zoom-in: plane vs ISS space denier propaganda meme discussion. 

The Hake Report, Friday, August 7, 2026 AD 

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James Hake
"Peace Being Robbed from Earth" | 2A Wisdom. Evolution & Bible. Mind Conditioning | HAKE Thu 8/6/26
James Hake
"Peace Being Robbed from Earth" | 2A Wisdom. Evolution & Bible. Mind Conditioning | HAKE Thu 8/6/26
James Hake

Twin Falls In-N-Out & Second Amendment discussion. "Peace is being robbed from the earth." Modern-Day Debate: Evolution compatible with Bible? Celsius vs Fahrenheit. Moon, ISS, & plane meme again.

The Hake Report, Thursday, August 6, 2026 AD

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James Hake
Would You Fire Him? | $10 Icy Drink. Moon Crash. Ghost Stories. Judging Trump | HAKE Wed 8/5/26
James Hake
Would You Fire Him? | $10 Icy Drink. Moon Crash. Ghost Stories. Judging Trump | HAKE Wed 8/5/26
James Hake

AI on arson suspect. Work won't reimburse my drink! Caller's sasquatch calls. Moon crash, ISS, & satellite denial. Haunted house and broken toes. Expectations and judgment on Trump. 

The Hake Report, Wednesday, August 5, 2026 AD

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James Hake
Fight Evil, Make It Worse | Take No Stand? AI on Immigration. Aisha on Muhammad | HAKE Tue 8/4/26
James Hake
Fight Evil, Make It Worse | Take No Stand? AI on Immigration. Aisha on Muhammad | HAKE Tue 8/4/26
James Hake

YouTube & X glitch. Duplicity: Iran or Trump reflecting pool? "Zenny Tuesday": Hake won't take a stand. Should he? Illegal population growth 1980-2016, per AI. Aisha narrated Hadiths about Muhammad! 

The Hake Report, Tuesday, August 4, 2026 AD

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James Hake
Men's History Theories | We Do Bigfoot Calls. Moon Crash. BLM Bodycams. 47's Term? | HAKE Mon 8/3/26
James Hake
Men's History Theories | We Do Bigfoot Calls. Moon Crash. BLM Bodycams. 47's Term? | HAKE Mon 8/3/26
James Hake

It's August! Midge patties. Rate our sasquatch noises: 1-10? SpaceX to crash into Moon on accident! Caller laughs at terrible bodycam story! BLM Q's. Trump-Iran: in over his head? 1 in 3 Dems pro-DSA?

The Hake Report, Monday, August 3, 2026 AD

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James Hake
JLPTalk
Same God | Wrath Stories? Women's Jobs. Be Bored. Lindsay Clancy Mistrial | JLP Mon 9/7/26
JLP Talk
Same God | Wrath Stories? Women's Jobs. Be Bored. Lindsay Clancy Mistrial | JLP Mon 9/7/26
JLP Talk

Same God: OT vs NT: Wrath stories fake? Women took new jobs. Let yourself be bored. Lindsay Clancy mistrial. Christ went into hell, set us free. 👨🏾‍🦲 JLP Mon 9/7/26 

Female Monday 🙋‍♀️ 

HOUR 1: Same God: OT vs New? Sacrifice or mercy? Women's jobs. 

HOUR 2: Apologized to wife for being weak. Let yourself be bored. 

HOUR 3: Lindsay Clancy mistrial. Jesus went into hell & set us free. 

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JLP Talk
Useless Thoughts | Kaepernick. Minneapolis. South African. Gf Left. Clancy Mistrial | JLP Fri 9/4/26
JLP Talk
Useless Thoughts | Kaepernick. Minneapolis. South African. Gf Left. Clancy Mistrial | JLP Fri 9/4/26
JLP Talk

Useless thoughts: Colin Kaepernick. Minneapolis shooting. Jail or mental help? GUEST: South African man. My gf left for someone else. Lindsay Clancy mistrial. Fear & anger? 👨🏾‍🦲 JLP Fri 9/4/26 

Get-It-Off-Your-Chest Friday 🗣️ 

HOUR 1: Colin Kaepernick, useless thoughts. Minneapolis mass shooting. 

HOUR 2: Lindsay Clancy? GUEST: Interview with a South African. My gf left. 

HOUR 3: "Beautiful" gf god left my weak self. Clancy mistrial. Fear of people. 

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JLP Talk
Human Beings Are Vicious | Teaching Children. Lightning. Clancy Jury. Skull Kiss | JLP Thu 9/3/26
JLP Talk
Human Beings Are Vicious | Teaching Children. Lightning. Clancy Jury. Skull Kiss | JLP Thu 9/3/26
JLP Talk

Vicious "righteous anger." Attendance pay?! Forgiven trauma. James: pure joy. Bible: reparations? Lightning strike victims. RIP BofA exec. Lindsay Clancy jury. Skull relic kiss 👨🏾‍🦲 JLP Thu 9/3/26 

Bible Thumper Thursday 📖 

HOUR 1: See what’s in you. Book of James. Teaching children wrong. 

HOUR 2: Paid for attendance? FL & CO kids act up. Forgiveness story. 

HOUR 3: Lightning strike victims. RIP BofA exec. Lindsay Clancy jury. Skull relic kiss?! 

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JLP Talk
Those Thoughts Are Useless | Gary, IN. London. Judging? Mean God? Antifa Blue Paint | JLP Wed 9/2/26
JLP Talk
Those Thoughts Are Useless | Gary, IN. London. Judging? Mean God? Antifa Blue Paint | JLP Wed 9/2/26
JLP Talk

Note useless thoughts. Gary power outage. Jamaicans in London. Judging cheating father. Aunt Ouda? Son vs mother, PA. She won't pay for her order! Antifa Starbucks blue paint? 👨🏾‍🦲 JLP Wed 9/2/26 

Black Excellence ☝🏾 / Manhood Hour 💪 

HOUR 1: Useless thoughts. Gary outage. London Jamaicans. Judging cheating father. 

HOUR 2: Live without judgment. Aunt Ouda?! Is he wrong for judging his father? 

HOUR 3: Son vs mother in PA. Lady won't pay her meal. Antifa blue paint assault? 

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JLP Talk
What You Possess Controls You | NYC. OT God? Peter Crucified? Postpartum? NFL Poser | JLP Tue 9/1/26
JLP Talk
What You Possess Controls You | NYC. OT God? Peter Crucified? Postpartum? NFL Poser | JLP Tue 9/1/26
JLP Talk

Controlled by what you possess. NYC female knife suspect. God of OT vs NT? Peter crucified upside-down? In debt with wife. Postpartum? Fake NFL player tricked women, AI 👨🏾‍🦲 JLP Tue 9/1/26 

📖 Biblical Question (BQ): Is there a difference between the God of the Old Testament (OT) and the God of the New Testament (NT)? 

Country & Western Tuesday 🐴 

HOUR 1: What you possess controls you. Female suspect NYC. 

HOUR 2: Callers on BQ’s, OT God. How do I divorce my wife? 

HOUR 3: In debt with wife. Possess your body? Postpartum? NFL impersonator! 

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JLP Talk
Why Did God Seem So Mean? | Postpartum Psychosis. Kathy Hochul. OT? Tripped a Kid! | JLP Mon 8/31/26
JLP Talk
Why Did God Seem So Mean? | Postpartum Psychosis. Kathy Hochul. OT? Tripped a Kid! | JLP Mon 8/31/26
JLP Talk

What you possess. Postpartum psychosis; Lindsay Clancy. Kathy Hochul in hijab, on ICE. Why did God seem so mean? Father tripped football 9yo! Mother pours hot wax, sets fire. 👨🏾‍🦲 JLP Mon 8/31/26 

Female Monday 🙋‍♀️ 

HOUR 1: What you possess. God of Old Testament (OT)? Be weak. 

HOUR 2: Postpartum psychosis. Lindsay Clancy. Kathy Hochul. Custody fight. 

HOUR 3: OT God? Father tripped 9yo football kid! Hot wax & fire in kitchen. 

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JLP Talk
Punchie TV
No More Work With AI? Trump & NASA | PUNCHIE TV Ep 103
Punchie TV
No More Work With AI? Trump & NASA | PUNCHIE TV Ep 103
Punchie TV

Nepal floods. Elon on AI. AI runs things: No work? Roman space telescope. Trump calls the ISS. Notion of control? Perfect peace? No. Bill's education: questioning Stephen Hawking black hole physics. 

Punchie TV - Episode 103, Wednesday, September 2, 2026 

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Punchie TV
Social Media Addiction, Flock Cameras, Lindsay Clancy | JLP Joins PUNCHIE TV Ep 102
Punchie TV
Social Media Addiction, Flock Cameras, Lindsay Clancy | JLP Joins PUNCHIE TV Ep 102
Punchie TV

SpaceX. JLP: Meta addicted kids? Bill's robot? English official language. Harry, beta. Darth Vader against Flock cameras. Criminalize homeless? Robot demos go wrong. Lindsay Clancy reporter winks. 

Punchie TV - Episode 102, Wednesday, August 25, 2026 

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Punchie TV
Investing in SpaceX, Using AI, Women in Politics | PUNCHIE TV Ep 101
Punchie TV
Investing in SpaceX, Using AI, Women in Politics | PUNCHIE TV Ep 101
Punchie TV

SpaceX. China rocket. US Crypto. Meta in court. AI lies. LA polling hoax. Palisades mall. Mamdani. KFC Africa. AOC eggs. Lindsay Clancy. Not an expert! Kim Jong Un. Iran talks? Kamala Lulu Lenins? 

Punchie TV - Episode 101, Wednesday, August 19, 2026 

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Punchie TV
Terafab, Data Centers, Taiwan | PUNCHIE TV Ep 100
Punchie TV
Terafab, Data Centers, Taiwan | PUNCHIE TV Ep 100
Punchie TV

SpaceX Terafab. ATC gamers. Zuckerberg on AI. DeKalb data centers. China rocket. Taiwan prepping. Nagasaki 81 years. Trump buys yen. US economy? Air Force One catering truck. Wildfires. Las Vegas.

Punchie TV - Episode 100, Wednesday, August 12, 2026 

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Punchie TV
Space News with Bill and Hake | Punchie TV Ep 099
Punchie TV
Space News with Bill and Hake | Punchie TV Ep 099
Punchie TV

Space telescope. Moon base. Life from Mars? Solar eclipse. Googol. SpaceX crash? Apple vs OpenAI. Living with parents. NYC rats. Bigfoot. Dog surfing. Earthquakes. Volcano. Mammoth. Trump targeted?

Punchie TV - Episode 099, Wednesday, August 5, 2026 

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Punchie TV
WHM, Presidential History, Skynet Future | PUNCHIE TV Ep 98
Punchie TV
WHM, Presidential History, Skynet Future | PUNCHIE TV Ep 98
Punchie TV

Was that for or against July? Trump moments 2016-2026. Reagan. Nixon. JFK to the Moon. SpaceX. Is AI intelligent? 16yo lifeguard hero going to White House? 11yo certified welder. Smithsonian liberal.

Punchie TV - Episode 098, Wednesday, July 29, 2026 

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Punchie TV