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HAKE REPORT
Mind Trap | Haters. Pork. Epstein. God & Sacrifice? Rabbi Wisdom. Nidal Hasan | HAKE Fri 10/9/26
James Hake
Mind Trap | Haters. Pork. Epstein. God & Sacrifice? Rabbi Wisdom. Nidal Hasan | HAKE Fri 10/9/26
James Hake

Trump detractors cheer against America! Visa crackdown. Why not eat pig? "Epstein" mind trap. God against blood sacrifice? Marriage, love. Rabbi Yosef Mizrachi. Nidal Hasan livestream?! Black voices. 

The Hake Report, Friday, October 9, 2026 AD 

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James Hake
Don't Get Nasty | 6yo Badmouthing Cops. Trump Accounts? Small Price? 'EpSteiN'? | HAKE Thu 10/8/26
James Hake
Don't Get Nasty | 6yo Badmouthing Cops. Trump Accounts? Small Price? 'EpSteiN'? | HAKE Thu 10/8/26
James Hake

Bodycam: 6yo shooter badmouthed cops! Iran "small price to pay": gas prices, not cities. Spectator fantasy politics: ridiculous "Epstein" assumptions. Skip Trump Accounts because market gonna fail?

The Hake Report, Thursday, October 8, 2026 AD 

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James Hake
Making 'God' In Man's Image | Pro-West Jews. Vengeful Prophecies. Bible Theories | HAKE Wed 10/7/26
James Hake
Making 'God' In Man's Image | Pro-West Jews. Vengeful Prophecies. Bible Theories | HAKE Wed 10/7/26
James Hake

Jewish speakers against mass immigration into the West. Religious leaders for vengeful "God"! Flood, Nephilim & Revelation narratives? Blasphemy of Spirit? Bible: Love enemy. Trump: L.A., San Diego? 

The Hake Report, Wednesday, October 7, 2026 AD 

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James Hake
All Over the Place | Diesel. Diet. Israel Love. Bat or Ball. Urkel & Fear | HAKE Tue 10/6/26
James Hake
All Over the Place | Diesel. Diet. Israel Love. Bat or Ball. Urkel & Fear | HAKE Tue 10/6/26
James Hake

Trump EO on diesel. Meat & healthy diet. Jewish friends & haters. AI & critical thinking? Lin Yen Chin wisdom. Are you a bat or ball, all over the place? We don't fear Steve Urkel! Bibi pops the mic? 

The Hake Report, Tuesday, October 6, 2026 AD 

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James Hake
Can't Imagine | Innocent Men Executed? False Convictions? Quebec Politics | HAKE Mon 10/5/26
James Hake
Can't Imagine | Innocent Men Executed? False Convictions? Quebec Politics | HAKE Mon 10/5/26
James Hake

Can or should you imagine yourself in the situation to help decide policy? Innocent men executed? False convictions: Central Park 5 & Trump's ad. Quebec politics. Black voices & racial understanding. 

The Hake Report, Monday, October 5, 2026 AD 

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James Hake
Rumors | Don't Sue. Charlie Kirk Loved Israel. Capitol Punishment Errors? | HAKE Fri 10/2/26
James Hake
Rumors | Don't Sue. Charlie Kirk Loved Israel. Capitol Punishment Errors? | HAKE Fri 10/2/26
James Hake

Kim Klacik rumor lesson: don't sue, don't fight. Trump's Super Intelligence. Charlie Kirk would still be happy with Trump. What if an innocent person catches a stray Capital Punishment? 

The Hake Report, Friday, October 2, 2026 AD 

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James Hake
JLPTalk
Why Not Let Thrills Go? | Boy on Bodycam. Boy Stole Car. Abuse. Trump-Epstein? | JLP Fri 10/9/26
JLP Talk
Why Not Let Thrills Go? | Boy on Bodycam. Boy Stole Car. Abuse. Trump-Epstein? | JLP Fri 10/9/26
JLP Talk

State of fear, let thrills go. 6yo boy on bodycam; shot teacher. 12yo stole car. Adopted, abused. Midterms: $5K! Epstein? Impeach? Love Jews. Be afraid. Arcadia surrogates 👨🏾‍🦲 JLP Fri 10/9/26 

Get-It-Off-Your-Chest Friday 🗣️ 

HOUR 1: Seeking thrills. Isaiah 55. 6yo boy shot teacher. 

HOUR 2: 12yo in stolen car. Adoptive abuse case. Midterms $5K. 

HOUR 3: Impeach Trump? Jewish people and real love. Surrogate children, Arcadia, CA

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JLP Talk
Slow Down | Somali Gangs. OCD. Respect Women? Hail Satan? Met Jesus? Caleb Flynn | JLP Thu 10/8/26
JLP Talk
Slow Down | Somali Gangs. OCD. Respect Women? Hail Satan? Met Jesus? Caleb Flynn | JLP Thu 10/8/26
JLP Talk

Slow down. Somali gangs, MN. Autism, OCD. Special respect for women? God's Law: Bible or heart? Pearl! Caleb Flynn. Prayer: Hail Satan? Met Jesus. Angel in bathroom? Stop. 👨🏾‍🦲 JLP Thu 10/8/26 

Bible Thumper Thursday 📖 

HOUR 1: Slow down. Respect women? MN Somalis. Autistic caller. 

HOUR 2: Forgive yourself? Law of God? Peal calls-in: Injustice. Debates. 

HOUR 3: "Hail Satan"? Caleb Flynn sentenced. "I met Jesus." 

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JLP Talk
What's Your Internal Life Like? | Roadkill Food? France Protests. "My R–pist" | JLP Wed 10/7/26
JLP Talk
What's Your Internal Life Like? | Roadkill Food? France Protests. "My R–pist" | JLP Wed 10/7/26
JLP Talk

Your internal day? Woman, 7yo girl. Houston man fed homeless. Man ate roadkill. Disobedient boys? France protests. Cursed by anger. Kissing son on lips? "My rapist"? Trump $5K 👨🏾‍🦲 JLP Wed 10/7/26 

Black Excellence ☝🏾 / Manhood Hour 💪🏾 

HOUR 1: Your life within? Chicago 7yo girl. Former chef. Roadkill food. Disobedient boys? 

HOUR 2: France protests: Mayor justifies violence. Cursed in anger. Kissing kid. 

HOUR 3: Suffering, power & control. Awakening out of anger. 

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JLP Talk
Stop Hoping, Stop Trying | Need Meat? Trump "Small Price." Jane Doe, Cornell 7 | JLP Tue 10/6/26
JLP Talk
Stop Hoping, Stop Trying | Need Meat? Trump "Small Price." Jane Doe, Cornell 7 | JLP Tue 10/6/26
JLP Talk

Can't change your life, though you try. Do we need meat? Difficult coworker. Trump rally NE: "Small price to pay." "I am Jane Doe" & Cornell 7. "Undocumented," unreported. 👨🏾‍🦲 JLP Tue 10/6/26 

Country & Western Tuesday 🐴 🪕 

HOUR 1: Give up a life, receive life. Eat meat? Difficult coworker. 

HOUR 2: Trump NE rally: "small price"! 

HOUR 3: Jane Doe & Cornell 7. "Undocumented" r—. 

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JLP Talk
Remember Who You Are | Mothers. Gloria Romero. Do the "If—" | JLP Mon 10/5/26
JLP Talk
Remember Who You Are | Mothers. Gloria Romero. Do the "If—" | JLP Mon 10/5/26
JLP Talk

Give up identity: remember who you are. TX mothers do in children. GUEST: Gloria J Romero for CA Lt Gov. "If—" poem for ladies. Is music to glorify God? 👨🏾‍🦲 JLP Mon 10/5/26 

Female Monday 🙋‍♀️ 

HOUR 1: TX mothers, children. 

HOUR 2 GUEST: Gloria J Romero. Education. 

HOUR 3: "If—" poem. Music & God? 

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JLP Talk
Lost People | Bullied. Cornell 7. Gun at Toy Store. Clancy Lawyer. France. Mothers | JLP Fri 10/2/26
JLP Talk
Lost People | Bullied. Cornell 7. Gun at Toy Store. Clancy Lawyer. France. Mothers | JLP Fri 10/2/26
JLP Talk

Repetitious life? "I understand" or "You're lost"? Bullied boy goes off 4th floor. Mother pulls gun, toy store. Clancy lawyer: "Not guilty"?! France migrants. Mothers charged. 👨🏾‍🦲 JLP Fri 10/2/26 

Get-It-Off-Your-Chest Friday 🗣️ 

HOUR 1: Repetitious. Lost. Bullied boy dies. Tish James on Cornell 7. Mom pulls gun at toy store. 

HOUR 2: Lindsay Clancy lawyer: "Not guilty"?! I love-hate my "bougie" mother. 

HOUR 3: Migrant youth in France. Stories of mothers' alleged crimes. Amazing calls. 

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JLP Talk
Punchie TV
Elon Predictions, Trump Dividend | Punchie TV Ep 108
Punchie TV
Elon Predictions, Trump Dividend | Punchie TV Ep 108
Punchie TV

L.A. speed cameras. Starship after "orbit." Neuralink for the blind? Airbags, no seatbelts? Optimus robot surgeons? Auto river cleaner, bubbles for trash. Med beds? Gov vs people? Trump $5k? 

Punchie TV - Episode 108, Wednesday, October 7, 2026 

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Punchie TV
SI, Bill Gates, Obama All Women Govt | PUNCHIE TV Ep 107
Punchie TV
SI, Bill Gates, Obama All Women Govt | PUNCHIE TV Ep 107
Punchie TV

Trump & AI. Bill Gates. Life will change. Boeing Starliner, rockets. Self-driving Tesla semi. Super El Niño. Obama: all-woman govt?! Speechless! Transformer robots? Unsafe drivers? Do my math, Bill? 

Punchie TV - Episode 107, Wednesday, September 30, 2026 

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Punchie TV
Super Intelligence | PUNCHIE TV Ep 106
Punchie TV
Super Intelligence | PUNCHIE TV Ep 106
Punchie TV

Jet pack. Cagefight w/ robot. SpaceX Starship orbit. Trump: AI is Super Intelligence. Doomers push fear. AI knows you. Trust AI with your info? Data centers? Machines will take over? Robotaxi? 

Punchie TV - Episode 106, Wednesday, September 23, 2026 

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Punchie TV
AI Anxiety | PUNCHIE TV Ep 105
Punchie TV
AI Anxiety | PUNCHIE TV Ep 105
Punchie TV

AI doom? Trump says hoax! Slow down? Weapons in space. Self-driving risk. Elon Musk. Productivity, customer service. Anxious? Hugging Face hack. Spy on China? Anti-aging? No Kings? Robot protest. 

Punchie TV - Episode 105, Wednesday, September 16, 2026 

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Punchie TV
Does Earth Exist? | PUNCHIE TV Ep 104
Punchie TV
Does Earth Exist? | PUNCHIE TV Ep 104
Punchie TV

Tesla Cybercab in Dallas. Elon Musk: Low birth rate bad for civilization. Caesar & Roman marriage law. Waymo in L.A. & elsewhere: dangers. China AI-attacks Taiwan? JLP: Does Earth exist? Have proof? 

Punchie TV - Episode Ep 104, Wednesday, September 9, 2026 

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Punchie TV
No More Work With AI? Trump & NASA | PUNCHIE TV Ep 103
Punchie TV
No More Work With AI? Trump & NASA | PUNCHIE TV Ep 103
Punchie TV

Nepal floods. Elon on AI. AI runs things: No work? Roman space telescope. Trump calls the ISS. Notion of control? Perfect peace? No. Bill's education: questioning Stephen Hawking black hole physics. 

Punchie TV - Episode 103, Wednesday, September 2, 2026 

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Punchie TV