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The Hake Report, Tuesday, June 2, 2026 AD 

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Taking Yourself Too Seriously | Vote, Ota Benga, Affordability, Dr. Umar | HAKE Mon 6/1/26
James Hake
Taking Yourself Too Seriously | Vote, Ota Benga, Affordability, Dr. Umar | HAKE Mon 6/1/26
James Hake

Voting with Hake. Sad story of Ota Benga. Older guys call-in about life. Difference: "pointing out" vs complaining? Umar Johnson on Kevin Hart roast: Too serious! 

The Hake Report, Monday, June 1, 2026 AD 

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We Are All Puppets | True & False Propaganda & History | HAKE Fri 5/29/26
James Hake
We Are All Puppets | True & False Propaganda & History | HAKE Fri 5/29/26
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Children's music with Hake. Revisionist history: Germany, Jefferson, & biblical giants. Trump on bills & coins. Hake's puppets discuss new-fangled definitions for tired, old words. 

The Hake Report, Friday, May 29, 2026 AD 

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Root of Evil: 'Me' | Tribalism, Nebuchadnezzar, Gold & Silver, Trump-Iran | HAKE Thu 5/28/26
James Hake
Root of Evil: 'Me' | Tribalism, Nebuchadnezzar, Gold & Silver, Trump-Iran | HAKE Thu 5/28/26
James Hake

The evil is not "tribalism" — it's "me." Nebuchadnezzar in the Bible: Acknowledge God, not gold. Cultural conflicts: "Irony is lost on the stupid." Should Trump have left Iran alone? 

The Hake Report, Thursday, May 28, 2026 AD 

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A Grain of Salt | Steve Hilton, Data Center Water, Prosecuting Parents | HAKE Wed 5/27/26
James Hake
A Grain of Salt | Steve Hilton, Data Center Water, Prosecuting Parents | HAKE Wed 5/27/26
James Hake

Story: Hake's belligerent sifu. Two different men named Steve Hilton! AOC claim: Data center dirties water?! Teen Takeovers: Prosecute parents? Nick bans caller Tory! 

The Hake Report, Wednesday, May 27, 2026 AD 

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We Can Be Better, Not Bitter: Black Caucus & Homeless Help | HAKE Tue 5/26/26
James Hake
We Can Be Better, Not Bitter: Black Caucus & Homeless Help | HAKE Tue 5/26/26
James Hake

Black Caucus membership threat. Scott Adams' COVID tip: Build skills. Spencer Pratt challenges Karen Bass on homeless help. East Asian low crime. Trump critic calls-in. 

The Hake Report, Tuesday, May 26, 2026 AD 

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We Wrestle Not Against Each Other | False Self. Train Crime. Adolescence. | JLP Tue 6/2/26
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We Wrestle Not Against Each Other | False Self. Train Crime. Adolescence. | JLP Tue 6/2/26
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There's nothing to fight for. Train crime is "down." Pearl calls. Adolescent misbehavior. 👨🏾‍🦲 JLP 

Country & Western Tuesday 🐴 🪕 6/2/26 

HOUR 1: Fighting a Losing Battle. Atlanta Train Tragedy. 

HOUR 2: Aliens. Pearl: Advice for Wives. Pick: Children vs God. 

HOUR 3: Help Me with My Adolescent Son. "I'm a Beta Husband." 

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You Don't Have to Be a "Big Dog" | Ladies In-Studio, UFOs | JLP Mon 6/1/26
JLP News
You Don't Have to Be a "Big Dog" | Ladies In-Studio, UFOs | JLP Mon 6/1/26
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Working women, "big dogs" who want a soft life. Are UFOs real? Go and forgive your mother, and overcome fear. 👨🏾‍🦲 JLP 

Female Monday 🙋‍♀️ 6/1/26 

HOUR 1: In-Studio: "Big Dog" Ladies Want a Soft Life 

HOUR 2: Calls: Church Fellowship, Women 

HOUR 3: Are Aliens Real? Calls 

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Love Enough to Tell the Truth | Moon Base, UFOs, Myron Gaines, Men & Women | JLP Fri 5/29/26
JLP News
Love Enough to Tell the Truth | Moon Base, UFOs, Myron Gaines, Men & Women | JLP Fri 5/29/26
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Going back to the Moon. ICE protests. HOURS 2-3: Myron Gaines joins Jesse on men & women and world affairs re: Iran, Israel, & Trump. 👨🏾‍🦲 JLP 

Get-It-Off-Your-Chest Friday 🗣️ 5/29/26 

HOUR 1: Going to the Moon. UFOs? ICE Protest in NJ. 

HOUR 2: Myron Gaines on Men, Women, & US Policy. 

HOUR 3: Myron on Global Affairs & Human Emotions. 

JLP News
Fear Must Be Your Companion | Poor Raising, Church Darkness, Pope AI Warning | JLP Thu 5/28/26
JLP News
Fear Must Be Your Companion | Poor Raising, Church Darkness, Pope AI Warning | JLP Thu 5/28/26
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What do parents do wrong? Caller's teen battering news coverage. Emotional churches. Pope warning on AI. How to overcome fear. 👨🏾‍🦲 JLP 

Bible Thumper Thursday 📖 5/28/26 

HOUR 1: Experts: Poor Raising. Police Protest. Caller Battered by Teens. 

HOUR 2: Evil, Emotional Churches. Father Calls-In. 

HOUR 3: Pope Warning on AI. How to Overcome Fear. 

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A Lack of Love | Socialism, Iran War, Parents in USA | JLP Wed 5/27/26
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A Lack of Love | Socialism, Iran War, Parents in USA | JLP Wed 5/27/26
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Bill Lockwood: Socialism in USA. Iran and Israel. A Lack of Love: Parents, Grads, Teen Takeovers. 👨🏾‍🦲 JLP

Two Hours of Black Excellence ✌🏾 THEN Manhood Hour 💪 5/27/26

HOUR 1: Bill Lockwood: Spiritual Battle in the USA, Like Finland 

HOUR 2: Lockwood on Iran, Israel, and Trump 

HOUR 3: Lack of Love: Grads, Mothers, Teen Takeovers 

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It Didn't Used to Be This Way | JLP Tue 5/26/26
JLP News
It Didn't Used to Be This Way | JLP Tue 5/26/26
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Remembering country music. Why do people fight so crazy nowadays? Anger at home and in schools. Drop anger: drop "you." 👨🏾‍🦲 JLP 

🐴 🪕 Country & Western Tuesday 5/26/26

🕕 HOUR 1: "Trump house" update. “Hi, I’m Johnny Cash.” 

🕖 HOUR 2: Three generations of women arrested. Camera in nonverbal son's hair. 

🕗 HOUR 3: School chaos: Armed student stopped. Viral grad speech. Ceremony brawl. 

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Punchie
Is Civilization Slipping or Advancing? | Oil Spill, Chemical Implosion, Rocket Testing | PUNCHIE TV Ep 089 - 5/27/26
Punchie
Is Civilization Slipping or Advancing? | Oil Spill, Chemical Implosion, Rocket Testing | PUNCHIE TV Ep 089 - 5/27/26
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Recent oil & chemical accidents. Were there advanced ancient civilizations? Starship test flights: Amazing new possibilities for space. Black holes: Infinite density. No nearby aliens, says Bill. 

Punchie TV - Episode 089, Wednesday, May 27, 2026 

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PUNCHIE TV Ep 088 - Wed 5/20/26
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PUNCHIE TV Ep 088 - Wed 5/20/26
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Punchie TV - Episode 088, Wednesday, May 20, 2026 

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Your Body Is Like a Country: PUNCHIE TV Ep 087 - Wed 5/13/26
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Your Body Is Like a Country: PUNCHIE TV Ep 087 - Wed 5/13/26
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Bill discusses stem cells: The body is like a country, with corrupt liberals and welfare. We chose life: Don't let ego get out of control.

Punchie TV - Episode 087, Wednesday, May 13, 2026 

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Bill Hosts PUNCHIE TV Ep 086 - Wed 5-6-26
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Bill Hosts PUNCHIE TV Ep 086 - Wed 5-6-26
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Tucker: Trump puts you in a spell! Ella Emhoff: only now questioning SSRI's. SpaceX vs NASA? Asian hide-and-seek. Women's competition: Sabotage society! 

Punchie TV - Episode 086, Wednesday, May 6, 2026 

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Bill Hosts PUNCHIE TV Ep 085 | Wed 4-29-26
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Bill Hosts PUNCHIE TV Ep 085 | Wed 4-29-26
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Punchie TV - Episode 085, Wednesday, April 29, 2026 

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The Wheels on AI Go Round and Round: PUNCHIE TV Ep 084 | Wed 4-22-26
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The Wheels on AI Go Round and Round: PUNCHIE TV Ep 084 | Wed 4-22-26
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It’s coming: Flying cars and AI air traffic control. New Covid variant in CA as Hegseth rescinds forced flu shots for the military. Zohran and Barack sing “Wheels on the Bus.”

Punchie TV - Episode 084, Wednesday, April 22, 2026

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Hake returns to Caledonian Elixir – Thu 1-15-26
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Hake returns to Caledonian Elixir – Thu 1-15-26
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Thursday, January 15, 2026 AD — Hake returns to talk with Vincent Lawlor on his podcast Caledonian Elixir on YouTube and X Live.‍ ‍

We discussed the Renee Good ICE shooting in Minneapolis, Trump’s growing involvement in Venezuela and Iran, and Christianity.

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DEBATE: Was Trump the Right Pick over Kamala?
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DEBATE: Was Trump the Right Pick over Kamala?
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Saturday, October 18, 2025 AD — Hake returned to Modern-Day Debate! It was Phoebe and William vs Hake and Michael. Michael did a great job!

WATCH: YouTube (note: Must be a Modern-Day Debate Member)

LISTEN: Apple Podcasts - Spotify‍ ‍(starts 2-mins in)

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RIP Charlie Kirk and Iryna Zarutska | Punchie TV 055 - Wed 9-10-25
Punchie TV, Updates
RIP Charlie Kirk and Iryna Zarutska | Punchie TV 055 - Wed 9-10-25
Punchie TV, Updates

🙏 Charlie Kirk died today, TPUSA shooting in Utah… 🪦 Ukrainian refugee Iryna Zarutska died on train, Charlotte, NC, unprovoked incident. 

Punchie TV, Updates
Hake on Caledonian Elixir – Mon 7-28-25
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Hake on Caledonian Elixir – Mon 7-28-25
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Monday, July 28, 2025 AD, Hake joins Caledonian Elixir live for an interview/discussion!

Watch on YouTube: Livestream or backup Upload.

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Hake on Coffee Talk with Sandra (Tue 7-8-25)
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Hake on Coffee Talk with Sandra (Tue 7-8-25)
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Tuesday, July 8th, 2025 AD, 6pm PT (8 CT / 9 ET) Hake joined Coffee Talk with Sandra on Rumble, X Live, Pilled, and DLive.

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Hake on Killstream w/ Ethan Ralph (Mon 7-7-25)
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Hake on Killstream w/ Ethan Ralph (Mon 7-7-25)
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Monday, July 7th, 2025 AD, at 4pm PT (7 ET) Hake on the Killstream Live with Ethan Ralph — Rumble LIVE stream

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Hippy Dippy '24 Election Roundtable | Fri 11-1-24
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Hippy Dippy '24 Election Roundtable | Fri 11-1-24
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Friday, November 1, 2024 AD, Hippy Dippy Roundtable: 2024 Election

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