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JLPTalk
Punchie
HAKE REPORT
Are All My Callers Crazy? | Charlie Kirk. Israel. Jesus. AI. Cornell 7. Candace | HAKE Thu 10/1/26
James Hake
Are All My Callers Crazy? | Charlie Kirk. Israel. Jesus. AI. Cornell 7. Candace | HAKE Thu 10/1/26
James Hake

Would Charlie Kirk support blaming Israel? What if Jesus hadn't died? I think my callers are all crazy. Cornell 7 accuser quote: 100-percent confidence! Alex Karp loves AI aka Super Intelligence. 

The Hake Report, Thursday, October 1, 2026 AD 

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James Hake
Nobody Remembers | Anger & Identity. Coolheaded Boomer Wisdom. Criminal Justice? | HAKE Wed 9/30/26
James Hake
Nobody Remembers | Anger & Identity. Coolheaded Boomer Wisdom. Criminal Justice? | HAKE Wed 9/30/26
James Hake

Sarah Sanders? Trump-Iran? Being into race? Anger will make you pick a bad fight! AI art & music? Good old days? Listen to the older, wiser people. No one remembers past generations. Racial justice. 

The Hake Report, Wednesday, September 30, 2026 AD 

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James Hake
Hake-ism | Trump Tactic Amid Obstruction. Huckabee Welfare Ad. Nolan Wells Bias | HAKE Tue 9/29/26
James Hake
Hake-ism | Trump Tactic Amid Obstruction. Huckabee Welfare Ad. Nolan Wells Bias | HAKE Tue 9/29/26
James Hake

Trump "pocket rescission" on immigrants: Susan Collins & Dems dislike. "Activist judges" stop Trump executive orders? Sarah Sanders "anti-white" ad? Nolan Wells and people's racial bias & suspicion. 

The Hake Report, Tuesday, September 29, 2026 AD 

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James Hake
Killed by the Darkness | Elon Knows. RIP Charlie Kirk. Nolan Wells. Fake Theories | HAKE Mon 9/28/26
James Hake
Killed by the Darkness | Elon Knows. RIP Charlie Kirk. Nolan Wells. Fake Theories | HAKE Mon 9/28/26
James Hake

Starship orbit cut short. Fave billionaire: Elon Musk. Popular falsehoods. Charlie Kirk theories. Nolan Wells liked his friends. Stop antisemitism? Against reading. Trump EO, birthright citizenship? 

The Hake Report, Monday, September 28, 2026 AD 

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James Hake
Diversity's Drawbacks | Canadian Socialism. Bibi the Hero. Star Wars Toys: Idols? | HAKE Fri 9/25/26
James Hake
Diversity's Drawbacks | Canadian Socialism. Bibi the Hero. Star Wars Toys: Idols? | HAKE Fri 9/25/26
James Hake

Canadian socialism. Learn from your enemies; don't hate them. Bibi prefers Milei or Trump? Prager paralyzed, good attitude. Are Star Wars toys demonic idols? Diversity and the attack on Americans. 

The Hake Report, Friday, September 25, 2026 AD 

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James Hake
The Ick | AI & Communism. Relationships & Mental Health. Mormon & Jewish Values | HAKE Thu 9/24/26
James Hake
The Ick | AI & Communism. Relationships & Mental Health. Mormon & Jewish Values | HAKE Thu 9/24/26
James Hake

"Knowledge is poison." AI to take jobs from spoiled employees? Communism's appeal: Free dental. Relationship advice from Genesis?! "The ick" is real. Tyler Robinson vs Mormon values. Gaza school fyi. 

The Hake Report, Thursday, September 24, 2026 AD 

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James Hake
JLPTalk
Give Up Demands for a Day | Botched Execution. Rolls-Royce Church. "God Is Trans." | JLP Thu 10/1/26
JLP Talk
Give Up Demands for a Day | Botched Execution. Rolls-Royce Church. "God Is Trans." | JLP Thu 10/1/26
JLP Talk

As a victim, you put demands on the world: Give them up for a day. Lethal injections fail: Christa Pike. Religion is entertainment: Rolls-Royce pastor. "God is trans." Forgive 👨🏾‍🦲 JLP Thu 10/1/26

Bible Thumper Thursday 📖 

HOUR 1: Love being a victim. Failed execution! 

HOUR 2: Rolls-Royce in church. "God is trans." 

HOUR 3: Afraid of mother? Give up demands for one day. 

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JLP Talk
You Are Being Used | Car Crash STL. Kids or Cruise? Cornell 7. Welfare Ad | JLP Wed 9/30/26
JLP Talk
You Are Being Used | Car Crash STL. Kids or Cruise? Cornell 7. Welfare Ad | JLP Wed 9/30/26
JLP Talk

Victims are used. Pearl calls. Car crash STL. Shoplift tip? Kids or cruise? Trump: SI, genius, Africa. Israeli flight. Husband into porn? Hostin on Cornell 7. GOP welfare ad 👨🏾‍🦲 JLP Wed 9/30/26 

Black Excellence ☝🏾 / Manhood Hour 💪🏾 

HOUR 1: Victims are used. Pearl calls-in: white guys & women? 

HOUR 2: Car crash beating. Shoplift in white area? Left kids for cruise. 

HOUR 3: AI/SI genius. Congo/Rwanda. Israeli flight. Sunny Hostin. Sarah Sanders. 

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JLP Talk
Aren't You Tired? | Lone Juror Talks. Cornell U. Lady's Death Penalty. Nolan Wells | JLP Tue 9/29/26
JLP Talk
Aren't You Tired? | Lone Juror Talks. Cornell U. Lady's Death Penalty. Nolan Wells | JLP Tue 9/29/26
JLP Talk

Tired of trying to win? Clancy lone juror speaks. Made the dog your god. Whites complaining. Cornell allegations. Woman faces capital punishment. Nolan Wells' friends to sue? 👨🏾‍🦲 JLP Tue 9/29/26 

Country & Western Tuesday 🐴 🪕 

HOUR 1: Tired trying to win? Lone juror speaks. Emotions for dog. What good is complaining? 

HOUR 2: White Americans' plight. Cornell University allegation dredged up again. 

HOUR 3: Woman faces capital punishment. Nolan Wells' friends to sue? 

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JLP Talk
He Who Loves His Life… | Hit-and-Run. 1619 Daughter. Super Mom? Women in Charge? | JLP Mon 9/28/26
JLP Talk
He Who Loves His Life… | Hit-and-Run. 1619 Daughter. Super Mom? Women in Charge? | JLP Mon 9/28/26
JLP Talk

"He who loves his life…" Hit-and-run, NC. 1619 daughter's school. Wife holds food & kid at game. Trump on Obama: "women in charge." TX mother died by bf. 85yo on integration 👨🏾‍🦲 JLP Mon 9/28/26 

Female Monday 🙋‍♀️ 

HOUR 1: "He who loves his life…" Hit-and-run case. 1619 daughter's school. 

HOUR 2: Guilt supports the ego. Wife carries child and food to husband at game. 

HOUR 3: Trump on Obama's "women in charge." TX mother died by bf. 

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JLP Talk
Everybody Has a Cause. No One Wins | Bibi at UN. Obama: Women Lead. Bus Stop 2A | JLP Fri 9/25/26
JLP Talk
Everybody Has a Cause. No One Wins | Bibi at UN. Obama: Women Lead. Bus Stop 2A | JLP Fri 9/25/26
JLP Talk

No one wins their cause. Bibi at UN. Father's 2A: bus stop: home school. Obama: Women lead. Female prison guard allowed attack? Proof of God? Uber guy left gals on fwy! 👨🏾‍🦲 JLP Fri 9/25/26 

Get-It-Off-Your-Chest Friday 🗣️ 

HOUR 1: Netanyahu at UN. Father's 2A for son, FL, home school. 

HOUR 2: Obama: Women in charge. Ex-prison guard. Call to prayer! 

HOUR 3: See your way out. Hassan "Sandy" shoes. Uber driver left gals on fwy. 

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JLP Talk
Unnecessary Suffering | Converse Ad. Kaepernick NFL. The View: Clancy. WH vs Media | JLP Thu 9/24/26
JLP Talk
Unnecessary Suffering | Converse Ad. Kaepernick NFL. The View: Clancy. WH vs Media | JLP Thu 9/24/26
JLP Talk

Sad world waiting. Converse ad. Kaepernick. NY gender protest. The View, Sunny Hostin: Clancy. Pearl! WH blocks media. Insanity defense? Walmart worker attack. NFL "God" fine. 👨🏾‍🦲 JLP Thu 9/24/26 

Bible Thumper Thursday 📖 

HOUR 1: Sad people suffering unnecessarily. Converse ad reaction. 

HOUR 2: NY gender protest. The View on Clancy case. Pearl calls-in. 

HOUR 3: WH blocks media despite judge order? Insanity defense? Walmart worker fight. NFL fine. 

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JLP Talk
Punchie TV
SI, Bill Gates, Obama All Women Govt | PUNCHIE TV Ep 107
Punchie TV
SI, Bill Gates, Obama All Women Govt | PUNCHIE TV Ep 107
Punchie TV

Trump & AI. Bill Gates. Life will change. Boeing Starliner, rockets. Self-driving Tesla semi. Super El Niño. Obama: all-woman govt?! Speechless! Transformer robots? Unsafe drivers? Do my math, Bill? 

Punchie TV - Episode 107, Wednesday, September 30, 2026 

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Punchie TV
Super Intelligence | PUNCHIE TV Ep 106
Punchie TV
Super Intelligence | PUNCHIE TV Ep 106
Punchie TV

Jet pack. Cagefight w/ robot. SpaceX Starship orbit. Trump: AI is Super Intelligence. Doomers push fear. AI knows you. Trust AI with your info? Data centers? Machines will take over? Robotaxi? 

Punchie TV - Episode 106, Wednesday, September 23, 2026 

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Punchie TV
AI Anxiety | PUNCHIE TV Ep 105
Punchie TV
AI Anxiety | PUNCHIE TV Ep 105
Punchie TV

AI doom? Trump says hoax! Slow down? Weapons in space. Self-driving risk. Elon Musk. Productivity, customer service. Anxious? Hugging Face hack. Spy on China? Anti-aging? No Kings? Robot protest. 

Punchie TV - Episode 105, Wednesday, September 16, 2026 

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Punchie TV
Does Earth Exist? | PUNCHIE TV Ep 104
Punchie TV
Does Earth Exist? | PUNCHIE TV Ep 104
Punchie TV

Tesla Cybercab in Dallas. Elon Musk: Low birth rate bad for civilization. Caesar & Roman marriage law. Waymo in L.A. & elsewhere: dangers. China AI-attacks Taiwan? JLP: Does Earth exist? Have proof? 

Punchie TV - Episode Ep 104, Wednesday, September 9, 2026 

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Punchie TV
No More Work With AI? Trump & NASA | PUNCHIE TV Ep 103
Punchie TV
No More Work With AI? Trump & NASA | PUNCHIE TV Ep 103
Punchie TV

Nepal floods. Elon on AI. AI runs things: No work? Roman space telescope. Trump calls the ISS. Notion of control? Perfect peace? No. Bill's education: questioning Stephen Hawking black hole physics. 

Punchie TV - Episode 103, Wednesday, September 2, 2026 

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Punchie TV
Social Media Addiction, Flock Cameras, Lindsay Clancy | JLP Joins PUNCHIE TV Ep 102
Punchie TV
Social Media Addiction, Flock Cameras, Lindsay Clancy | JLP Joins PUNCHIE TV Ep 102
Punchie TV

SpaceX. JLP: Meta addicted kids? Bill's robot? English official language. Harry, beta. Darth Vader against Flock cameras. Criminalize homeless? Robot demos go wrong. Lindsay Clancy reporter winks. 

Punchie TV - Episode 102, Wednesday, August 25, 2026 

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Punchie TV