“News” from a Christian “alpha male” viewpoint*
*No endorsement implied. Info may be false.
Watch, Listen, Super Chat…
Hake is on the JLP Network
👨🏾🦲 JLPtalk | Fallen State | Church
✈️ Anchor Baby | YouTube | Rumble
🥊 Punchie.TV | YouTube | Substack
❤️ Office: BOND, 323-782-1980
💌 PO Box 35090, LA, CA 90035
Twin Falls In-N-Out & Second Amendment discussion. "Peace is being robbed from the earth." Modern-Day Debate: Evolution compatible with Bible? Celsius vs Fahrenheit. Moon, ISS, & plane meme again.
The Hake Report, Thursday, August 6, 2026 AD
AI on arson suspect. Work won't reimburse my drink! Caller's sasquatch calls. Moon crash, ISS, & satellite denial. Haunted house and broken toes. Expectations and judgment on Trump.
The Hake Report, Wednesday, August 5, 2026 AD
YouTube & X glitch. Duplicity: Iran or Trump reflecting pool? "Zenny Tuesday": Hake won't take a stand. Should he? Illegal population growth 1980-2016, per AI. Aisha narrated Hadiths about Muhammad!
The Hake Report, Tuesday, August 4, 2026 AD
It's August! Midge patties. Rate our sasquatch noises: 1-10? SpaceX to crash into Moon on accident! Caller laughs at terrible bodycam story! BLM Q's. Trump-Iran: in over his head? 1 in 3 Dems pro-DSA?
The Hake Report, Monday, August 3, 2026 AD
Last day of July history. Drama: Dr. Fauci pleads the 5th. Tyler Robinson–Charlie Kirk trial. Wife & 6 children. American way: Live outside means? Lifeguard hero. Inaccuracy in the direction of truth?
The Hake Report, Friday, July 31, 2026 AD
Who told men to give women money? Lindsay Clancy rally. Post-partum depression? Drop your anger. Do the "If—." Karmelo Anthony retrial? Amazon drone mishap. 👨🏾🦲 JLP Fri 8/21/26
Get-It-Off-Your-Chest Friday 🗣️
HOUR 1: Giving women money. Rally for Lindsay Clancy.
HOUR 2: Callers in darkness quit Silent Prayer.
HOUR 3: "If—" poem. Karmelo Anthony retrial?
(18.5 min late) Rudyard Kipling bio. Trump doesn’t care? How to find work. A single mother's guilt & anger. Parents have destroyed their children by spoiling them. 👨🏾🦲 JLP Thu 8/20/26
Bible Thumper Thursday 📖
HOUR 1: (Late music) Rudyard Kipling. Is Trump's economy crushed?
HOUR 2: Don’t blame Trump! Diehard Christian. Parents destroy children now.
HOUR 3: Single mother getting past guilt, anger. What happened to men: Parents.
Human nature, animal nature, the Devil. Special Ed teacher’s posts: black militia. Wisc State Fair. Chief Daryl Gates. Lindsay Clancy ladies. Less is better, more is worse 👨🏾🦲 JLP Wed 8/19/26
Black Excellence ☝🏾 / Manhood Hour 💪 👨🏾🦲 JLP Wed 8/19/26
HOUR 1: Teacher’s black militia posts. WI State Fair.
HOUR 2: Remembering Daryl Gates. Hawaii hurricanes.
HOUR 3: Ladies for Lindsay Clancy. Less is better. Sons of God.
Nobody happy. Decriminalize theft? Street takeover, looting. Wife undermining. Stared at as a black gal. Driver tried to hit couple? Oscar Micheaux, black director. Jealous bf 👨🏾🦲 JLP Tue 8/18/26 My
Country & Western Tuesday 🐴 🪕
HOUR 1: Black women’s leadership ideas. Crime. Forgiveness.
HOUR 2: Calls: Wife undermines me. Getting stares as a black woman.
HOUR 3: Driver tried to hit couple?! Oscar Micheaux. Trump to CNN. Bf overreacts.
Fighting, you’re being used. Trump on high gas prices. Surrogate mother vs parents. Lindsay Clancy case commentary. Tim Berners-Lee. Keeping her last name. Spain, US migrants. 👨🏾🦲 JLP Mon 8/17/26
Female Monday 🙋♀️
HOUR 1: Nothing to fight for. Be aware of thoughts.
HOUR 2: Trump on gas prices. Surrogate in TX vs CA parents.
HOUR 3: Lindsay Clancy & mothers. Tim Berners-Lee, Internet. She kept her name. Spain migrants.
Decisions in darkness. FE rejects gravity? Teacher cries: kids can’t read. Pronouns. Globe? Divorce the world. Tasia Fortune "hanging." GA gas station case. Surrogate mothers? 👨🏾🦲 JLP Fri 8/14/26
Get-It-Off-Your-Chest Friday 🗣️
HOUR 1: Decisions in darkness. FE vs gravity? Teacher laments illiteracy.
HOUR 2: Teaching pronouns. BHI. Callers discuss FE vs globe.
HOUR 3: Divorce the world. Tasia Fortune. Gas station case. Surrogacy? FE: Sea level!
SpaceX. China rocket. US Crypto. Meta in court. AI lies. LA polling hoax. Palisades mall. Mamdani. KFC Africa. AOC eggs. Lindsay Clancy. Not an expert! Kim Jong Un. Iran talks? Kamala Lulu Lenins?
Punchie TV - Episode 101, Wednesday, August 19, 2026
SUPER CHAT (BuyMeACoffee) - BuyMeACoffee.com/punchietv
CALL BILL: 888-775-3773 Weds 2-3p PT (4-5p CT / 5-6p ET)
SpaceX Terafab. ATC gamers. Zuckerberg on AI. DeKalb data centers. China rocket. Taiwan prepping. Nagasaki 81 years. Trump buys yen. US economy? Air Force One catering truck. Wildfires. Las Vegas.
Punchie TV - Episode 100, Wednesday, August 12, 2026
Space telescope. Moon base. Life from Mars? Solar eclipse. Googol. SpaceX crash? Apple vs OpenAI. Living with parents. NYC rats. Bigfoot. Dog surfing. Earthquakes. Volcano. Mammoth. Trump targeted?
Punchie TV - Episode 099, Wednesday, August 5, 2026
SUPER CHAT (BuyMeACoffee) - BuyMeACoffee.com/punchietv
CALL BILL: 888-775-3773 Weds 2-3p PT (4-5p CT / 5-6p ET)
Was that for or against July? Trump moments 2016-2026. Reagan. Nixon. JFK to the Moon. SpaceX. Is AI intelligent? 16yo lifeguard hero going to White House? 11yo certified welder. Smithsonian liberal.
Punchie TV - Episode 098, Wednesday, July 29, 2026
SUPER CHAT (BuyMeACoffee) - BuyMeACoffee.com/punchietv
CALL BILL: 888-775-3773 Weds 2-3p PT (4-5p CT / 5-6p ET)
Elon hater. Green policy. Lettuce recall. Beach bacteria. Trans candidate. Smithsonian director. Canada fires. Tropical storms. Frumpy compliance cars.
Punchie TV - Episode 097, Wednesday, July 22, 2026
SUPER CHAT (BuyMeACoffee) - BuyMeACoffee.com/punchietv
CALL BILL: 888-775-3773 Weds 2-3p PT (4-5p CT / 5-6p ET)
Rocket news. China floods. Pilot jumped. Longevity diagnosis. Man on Waymo. Joe Biden update. Trump & the Middle East, Russia-Ukraine. ICE in Maine. NY mom in Ireland. Zionsville rally. Starlink.
Punchie TV - Episode 096, Wednesday, July 15, 2026
SUPER CHAT (BuyMeACoffee) - BuyMeACoffee.com/punchietv
CALL BILL: 888-775-3773 Weds 2-3p PT (4-5p CT / 5-6p ET)
Thursday, January 15, 2026 AD — Hake returns to talk with Vincent Lawlor on his podcast Caledonian Elixir on YouTube and X Live.
We discussed the Renee Good ICE shooting in Minneapolis, Trump’s growing involvement in Venezuela and Iran, and Christianity.
Saturday, October 18, 2025 AD — Hake returned to Modern-Day Debate! It was Phoebe and William vs Hake and Michael. Michael did a great job!
WATCH: YouTube (note: Must be a Modern-Day Debate Member)
LISTEN: Apple Podcasts - Spotify (starts 2-mins in)
🙏 Charlie Kirk died today, TPUSA shooting in Utah… 🪦 Ukrainian refugee Iryna Zarutska died on train, Charlotte, NC, unprovoked incident.
Monday, July 28, 2025 AD, Hake joins Caledonian Elixir live for an interview/discussion!
Watch on YouTube: Livestream or backup Upload.
Tuesday, July 8th, 2025 AD, 6pm PT (8 CT / 9 ET) Hake joined Coffee Talk with Sandra on Rumble, X Live, Pilled, and DLive.
Monday, July 7th, 2025 AD, at 4pm PT (7 ET) Hake on the Killstream Live with Ethan Ralph — Rumble LIVE stream
Obama's "deportations." America's protection. Is Bigfoot a cryptid, interdimensional, or imaginary? What is the spiritual world? Moon zoom-in: plane vs ISS space denier propaganda meme discussion.
The Hake Report, Friday, August 7, 2026 AD