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HAKE REPORT
Would You Fire Him? | $10 Icy Drink. Moon Crash. Ghost Stories. Judging Trump | HAKE Wed 8/5/26
James Hake
Would You Fire Him? | $10 Icy Drink. Moon Crash. Ghost Stories. Judging Trump | HAKE Wed 8/5/26
James Hake

AI on arson suspect. Work won't reimburse my drink! Caller's sasquatch calls. Moon crash, ISS, & satellite denial. Haunted house and broken toes. Expectations and judgment on Trump. 

The Hake Report, Wednesday, August 5, 2026 AD

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Fight Evil, Make It Worse | Take No Stand? AI on Immigration. Aisha on Muhammad | HAKE Tue 8/4/26
James Hake
Fight Evil, Make It Worse | Take No Stand? AI on Immigration. Aisha on Muhammad | HAKE Tue 8/4/26
James Hake

YouTube & X glitch. Duplicity: Iran or Trump reflecting pool? "Zenny Tuesday": Hake won't take a stand. Should he? Illegal population growth 1980-2016, per AI. Aisha narrated Hadiths about Muhammad! 

The Hake Report, Tuesday, August 4, 2026 AD

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James Hake
Men's History Theories | We Do Bigfoot Calls. Moon Crash. BLM Bodycams. 47's Term? | HAKE Mon 8/3/26
James Hake
Men's History Theories | We Do Bigfoot Calls. Moon Crash. BLM Bodycams. 47's Term? | HAKE Mon 8/3/26
James Hake

It's August! Midge patties. Rate our sasquatch noises: 1-10? SpaceX to crash into Moon on accident! Caller laughs at terrible bodycam story! BLM Q's. Trump-Iran: in over his head? 1 in 3 Dems pro-DSA?

The Hake Report, Monday, August 3, 2026 AD

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James Hake
Real American Heroes | Dr. Fauci, Charlie Kirk, History, Friends, American Way | HAKE Fri 7/31/26
James Hake
Real American Heroes | Dr. Fauci, Charlie Kirk, History, Friends, American Way | HAKE Fri 7/31/26
James Hake

Last day of July history. Drama: Dr. Fauci pleads the 5th. Tyler Robinson–Charlie Kirk trial. Wife & 6 children. American way: Live outside means? Lifeguard hero. Inaccuracy in the direction of truth?

The Hake Report, Friday, July 31, 2026 AD

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James Hake
Can-Do Sad Pill | Ella Langley, Colin Gray, Trump Haters, Sasquatch, Stick Horse | HAKE Thu 7/30/26
James Hake
Can-Do Sad Pill | Ella Langley, Colin Gray, Trump Haters, Sasquatch, Stick Horse | HAKE Thu 7/30/26
James Hake

Congrats Ella Langley. Trump black-pillers all doom & gloom over Iran. "Kill a few chickens to scare the monkeys." Colin Gray sentenced in son Colt's crime. Celebrate hobby horses & Sasquatch calls. 

The Hake Report, Thursday, July 30, 2026 AD

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James Hake
Can't Care Too Much | Lifeguards, Old Folks, Palestinians, Barbz, "Mehiho" | HAKE Wed 7/29/26
James Hake
Can't Care Too Much | Lifeguards, Old Folks, Palestinians, Barbz, "Mehiho" | HAKE Wed 7/29/26
James Hake

Hogs, heroes & lifeguards: Hasselhoff. Nanny state. JLP book. Cities are evil? Care about Palestinians? Nicky Minaj. Trump says "Mexico." Fauci diary. Al Sharpton misinfo? Nolan Wells: heavy drinking?

The Hake Report, Wednesday, July 29, 2026 AD 

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James Hake
JLP Talk
God Did Not Give You Pain | Trump Golf Course. Austrian Girlfriend. Friend Got Shot | JLP Wed 8/5/26
JLP News
God Did Not Give You Pain | Trump Golf Course. Austrian Girlfriend. Friend Got Shot | JLP Wed 8/5/26
JLP News

Emotional pain is not from God. Man casing Trump golf course? 19, girlfriend in Austria. Guilt after friend was shot. 👨🏾‍🦲 JLP Wed 8/5/26

Black Excellence ☝🏾 / Manhood Hour 💪 

HOUR 1: You think pain is from God. Another plot on Trump? 

HOUR 2: Dump Austrian gf. Grandma gave me beer. 

HOUR 3: Friend got shot. Caller loves his misery. 

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JLP News
Voices Piped in Your Head | NYC Grocery ID. Idaho In-N-Out. Wife Won't Clean. | JLP Tue 8/4/26
JLP News
Voices Piped in Your Head | NYC Grocery ID. Idaho In-N-Out. Wife Won't Clean. | JLP Tue 8/4/26
JLP News

Wake up: Voices piped into your head. NYC gov't grocery card. In-N-Out update. Illuminati. Wife off the rails after kid, won't clean. 👨🏾‍🦲 JLP ​​Tue 8/4/26

Country & Western Tuesday 🐴 🪕 👨🏾‍🦲 JLP 8/4/26

HOUR 1: Thoughts piped into your head. NYC grocery ID. In-N-Out shooting. 

HOUR 2: Illuminati caller; amputee; 82yo on "the tongue." 

HOUR 3: Trifling wife won't clean: I'm embarrassed, mad. 

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JLP News
"If—" You Do This | Men's Assignment. In-N-Out. 9/11 Story. Bad Anthem. Smooching. | JLP Mon 8/3/26
JLP News
"If—" You Do This | Men's Assignment. In-N-Out. 9/11 Story. Bad Anthem. Smooching. | JLP Mon 8/3/26
JLP News

Men's History Month Assignment. In-N-Out Twin Falls. Teacher on 9/11. Martha Reeves' National Anthrm. Married lawyer caught. Bar shooting. What you've done for her.. 👨🏾‍🦲 JLP Mon 8/3/26

Female Monday 🙋‍♀️ Men's History Month 💪 

HOUR 1: Assignment. "If—" poem. BQ's. In-N-Out in ID. 

HOUR 2: Afraid to forgive. Teacher on 9/11. Martha Reeves. 

HOUR 3: Married lawyer caught kissing. FB Live at a bar. Stomach/woman comparison. 

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JLP News
Waves of Healing | L.A. Burglaries, Harmonica, Black Lady in a White Neighborhood | JLP Fri 7/31/26
JLP News
Waves of Healing | L.A. Burglaries, Harmonica, Black Lady in a White Neighborhood | JLP Fri 7/31/26
JLP News

Do something for yourself. L.A. burglaries. Caller plays harmonica. Greater works than God? Marilyn R Thrower on white neighborhood. More historical heroes. 👨🏾‍🦲 JLP Fri 7/31/26

Get-It-Off-Your-Chest Friday 🗣️ 

HOUR 1: Emotional: One more "don't." L.A. intruders. 

HOUR 2: Harmonica playing & history heroes 

HOUR 3: Jesus. Marilyn R. Thrower's quiet white neighborhood! 

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JLP News
Never, Ever, Ever… | Don'ts. Homeless. Marriage. Wife & 6 Kids. Coach Bieniemy. | JLP Thu 7/30/26
JLP News
Never, Ever, Ever… | Don'ts. Homeless. Marriage. Wife & 6 Kids. Coach Bieniemy. | JLP Thu 7/30/26
JLP News

(Do what you want.) 3-4 don't evers… L.A. homeless. Unmarried woman. Working wife & 6 children. Coach Bieniemy's wife & son. Women given permission to be evil. 👨🏾‍🦲 JLP Thu 7/30/26 

Bible Thumper Thursday 📖 

HOUR 1: Never, ever, ever… but do what you want. 

HOUR 2: L.A. homeless. Unwed mother's dilemma. 

HOUR 3: Wife & six kids. Coach Bieniemy family. 

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JLP News
Laws of God in the Heart | Bill Lockwood, Tuskegee, Aaron Bushnell, Water Rescues | JLP Wed 7/29/26
JLP News
Laws of God in the Heart | Bill Lockwood, Tuskegee, Aaron Bushnell, Water Rescues | JLP Wed 7/29/26
JLP News

Shiloh Hendrix & Nolan Wells. Bill Lockwood: Thomas Jefferson. Tuskegee dress code. Aaron Bushnell in 2024. Lifeguard saves kid. Man drowned saving fiancée. 👨🏾‍🦲 JLP Wed 7/29/26 

HOUR 1: Black Excellence & White History: Bill Lockwood 

HOUR 2: Tuskegee dress code. Darkness hates light. 

HOUR 3: Aaron Bushnell. 16yo lifeguard. Man died saving fiancée. 

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JLP News
Punchie TV
PUNCHIE TV Ep 099 
Punchie
PUNCHIE TV Ep 099 
Punchie

Punchie TV - Episode 099, Wednesday, August 5, 2026 

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Punchie
WHM, Presidential History, Skynet Future | PUNCHIE TV Ep 98
Punchie
WHM, Presidential History, Skynet Future | PUNCHIE TV Ep 98
Punchie

Was that for or against July? Trump moments 2016-2026. Reagan. Nixon. JFK to the Moon. SpaceX. Is AI intelligent? 16yo lifeguard hero going to White House? 11yo certified welder. Smithsonian liberal.

Punchie TV - Episode 098, Wednesday, July 29, 2026 

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Punchie
Fallen CA, Trans Activists, Hurricane Season | PUNCHIE TV Ep 097
Punchie
Fallen CA, Trans Activists, Hurricane Season | PUNCHIE TV Ep 097
Punchie

Elon hater. Green policy. Lettuce recall. Beach bacteria. Trans candidate. Smithsonian director. Canada fires. Tropical storms. Frumpy compliance cars. 

Punchie TV - Episode 097, Wednesday, July 22, 2026 

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Punchie
PUNCHIE TV Ep 096
Punchie
PUNCHIE TV Ep 096
Punchie

Rocket news. China floods. Pilot jumped. Longevity diagnosis. Man on Waymo. Joe Biden update. Trump & the Middle East, Russia-Ukraine. ICE in Maine. NY mom in Ireland. Zionsville rally. Starlink. 

Punchie TV - Episode 096, Wednesday, July 15, 2026 

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Punchie
Bill Hosts PUNCHIE TV Ep 095
Punchie
Bill Hosts PUNCHIE TV Ep 095
Punchie

"I'm Just a Bill." July 4th fireworks. X Money, SpaceX. DC march. Charlie Kirk. Graham Platner. NYC high rise. ICE. Greenland. Giorgia Meloni meme. Trump speaks Turkish, heals TDS. Mitch McConnell. 

Punchie TV - Episode 095, Wednesday, July 8, 2026 

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Punchie
White History Month with Bill | PUNCHIE TV Ep 094
Punchie
White History Month with Bill | PUNCHIE TV Ep 094
Punchie

George Washington. Founders' pessimism. State Fair. Roosevelt: Man in the Arena. U.S. flag flying. TX visitors. Europe heat wave. Venezuela quake. Dangerous airplane maneuvers. 100 dogs euthanized. 

Punchie TV - Episode 094, Wednesday, July 1, 2026 

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Hake returns to Caledonian Elixir – Thu 1-15-26
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Hake returns to Caledonian Elixir – Thu 1-15-26
Updates

Thursday, January 15, 2026 AD — Hake returns to talk with Vincent Lawlor on his podcast Caledonian Elixir on YouTube and X Live.‍ ‍

We discussed the Renee Good ICE shooting in Minneapolis, Trump’s growing involvement in Venezuela and Iran, and Christianity.

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DEBATE: Was Trump the Right Pick over Kamala?
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DEBATE: Was Trump the Right Pick over Kamala?
Updates

Saturday, October 18, 2025 AD — Hake returned to Modern-Day Debate! It was Phoebe and William vs Hake and Michael. Michael did a great job!

WATCH: YouTube (note: Must be a Modern-Day Debate Member)

LISTEN: Apple Podcasts - Spotify‍ ‍(starts 2-mins in)

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RIP Charlie Kirk and Iryna Zarutska | Punchie TV 055 - Wed 9-10-25
Punchie TV, Updates
RIP Charlie Kirk and Iryna Zarutska | Punchie TV 055 - Wed 9-10-25
Punchie TV, Updates

🙏 Charlie Kirk died today, TPUSA shooting in Utah… 🪦 Ukrainian refugee Iryna Zarutska died on train, Charlotte, NC, unprovoked incident. 

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Punchie TV, Updates
Hake on Caledonian Elixir – Mon 7-28-25
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Hake on Caledonian Elixir – Mon 7-28-25
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Monday, July 28, 2025 AD, Hake joins Caledonian Elixir live for an interview/discussion!

Watch on YouTube: Livestream or backup Upload.

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Hake on Coffee Talk with Sandra (Tue 7-8-25)
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Hake on Coffee Talk with Sandra (Tue 7-8-25)
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Tuesday, July 8th, 2025 AD, 6pm PT (8 CT / 9 ET) Hake joined Coffee Talk with Sandra on Rumble, X Live, Pilled, and DLive.

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Hake on Killstream w/ Ethan Ralph (Mon 7-7-25)
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Hake on Killstream w/ Ethan Ralph (Mon 7-7-25)
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Monday, July 7th, 2025 AD, at 4pm PT (7 ET) Hake on the Killstream Live with Ethan Ralph — Rumble LIVE stream

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