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Hake
Lost in Matterless Affairs | Fri 3-6-26
James Hake
Lost in Matterless Affairs | Fri 3-6-26
James Hake

European Israelites? Kristi Noem gossip. Markwayne Mullin vs union "thug"? Be a better father? The high-IQ direct line to Trump? (s/o DC Talk, Weds too) 

The Hake Report, Friday, March 6, 2026 AD 

James Hake
Shocked at Your Lack of History | Thu 3-5-26
James Hake
Shocked at Your Lack of History | Thu 3-5-26
James Hake

Concern-trolling Iran war. Our Future Prez and Our Greatest Prez love America. CA and TX: Aztlán? Ever had a torta? Were WWII Allies Antifa? 

The Hake Report, Thursday, March 5, 2026 AD 

James Hake
Iran War: Will It Help or Hurt? | Wed 3-4-26
James Hake
Iran War: Will It Help or Hurt? | Wed 3-4-26
James Hake

Is America Babylon? Bad to mock a stutter? Are drugs Christian? Iran or Mexico: Who's worse for America? Hadiths: Muhammad's water miracle. 

The Hake Report, Wednesday, March 4, 2026 AD 

James Hake
Egos and Losers | Tue 3-3-26
James Hake
Egos and Losers | Tue 3-3-26
James Hake

Egos argue about Iran and Trump. True Israelite lineage: black, white, or Jewish? Was Elvis a paid Shabbos goy? BTW: All immigrants are not equal! 

The Hake Report, Tuesday, March 3, 2026 AD 

James Hake
President of Peace | Mon 3-2-26
James Hake
President of Peace | Mon 3-2-26
James Hake

Trump struck Khamenei (and Ahmadinejad?). "Iraq 2.0"? Did Trump promise not to go to war with Iran? Do you feel betrayed? 

The Hake Report, Monday, March 2, 2026 AD 

James Hake
End of Black History Month | Fri 2-27-26
James Hake
End of Black History Month | Fri 2-27-26
James Hake

Here for black entertainment! Identities divide. Mixing: OK or bad? "One on Christ"? End of BHM: JLP, Obama, Ruby Ridges… 

The Hake Report, Friday, February 27, 2026 AD 

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JLP
Do Parents Have a Right to Their Children? | JLP Fri 3-6-26
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Do Parents Have a Right to Their Children? | JLP Fri 3-6-26
JLP News

👨🏾‍🦲 JLP Fri 3-6-26 🗣️ Get-It-Off-Your-Chest Friday 

🕕 HOUR 1  Injustice for fathers. Noem fired! Trump controlled? 

🕖 HOUR 2  Experts vs Trump: Trans kids with parental consent? 

🕗 HOUR 3  Son of God. Parents' rights? Not born with confidence? 

JLP News
Is He Saying God Is Trans? | JLP Thu 3-5-26
JLP News
Is He Saying God Is Trans? | JLP Thu 3-5-26
JLP News

👨🏾‍🦲 JLP Thu 3-5-26 📖 Bible Thumper Thursday 

🕕 HOUR 1  Democrat theology of James Talarico 

🕖 HOUR 2  Lady’s threat. Senator restrains ex-Marine 

🕗 HOUR 3  God said racism doesn’t exist. Sons of God. 

JLP News
Pick Up Your Ego | JLP Wed 3-4-26
JLP News
Pick Up Your Ego | JLP Wed 3-4-26
JLP News

👨🏾‍🦲 JLP Wed 3-4-26 ✌🏾 Two Hours of Black Excellence 💪 THEN Manhood Hour 

🕕 HOUR 1  Jasmine Crockett primaried. Nipsey Hussle environment. "Respect." 

🕖 HOUR 2  Calls 

🕗 HOUR 3  Suspicious r— allegation. Julius Caesar quote. Calls 

JLP News
Which Team Prayer Would God Hear? | JLP Tue 3-3-26
JLP News
Which Team Prayer Would God Hear? | JLP Tue 3-3-26
JLP News

👨🏾‍🦲 JLP Tue 3-3-26 🐴 🪕 Country & Western Tuesday 

🕕 HOUR 1  Netanyahu: No one controls Trump. 

🕖 HOUR 2  Calls: Whom would God let win? 

🕗 HOUR 3  White in Grand Rapids. 70s desegregation protest. 

JLP News
White People Were Tough | JLP Mon 3-2-26
JLP News
White People Were Tough | JLP Mon 3-2-26
JLP News

👨🏾‍🦲 JLP Mon 3-2-26 🙋‍♀️ Female Monday 

🕕 HOUR 1  Jesus never said it. Trump strikes Iran. 

🕖 HOUR 2  Austin attack. Bus stop incident. 

🕗 HOUR 3  70s integration protest. 

JLP News
Would You Pay $1M to Get Mama Back? | JLP Fri 2-27-26
JLP News
Would You Pay $1M to Get Mama Back? | JLP Fri 2-27-26
JLP News

👨🏾‍🦲 JLP Fri 2-27-26 🗣️ Get-It-Off-Your-Chest Friday 

🕕 HOUR 1  False charges of s— assault. No jail for shooting at house?! 

🕖 HOUR 2  Calls: Wife hates JLP. "Hurt," born in a cult. 

🕗 HOUR 3  Pay $1M for mama? Grandma? 

JLP News
Punchie
Going to Mars, the Moon, and Iran: PUNCHIE TV Ep 077 Wed 3-4-26
Punchie
Going to Mars, the Moon, and Iran: PUNCHIE TV Ep 077 Wed 3-4-26
Punchie

The Venus landing. The Moon base. The Ocean bottom. Will AI give us high income or hell? THEN: Iran War reignites Punchie TV war. 

Punchie TV Episode 077, Wednesday, March 4, 2026 

Punchie TV YouTube: Ep 077

Punchie
State of the Union? PUNCHIE TV Ep 076 - Wed 2-25-26
Punchie
State of the Union? PUNCHIE TV Ep 076 - Wed 2-25-26
Punchie

Trump's SOTU: Is the economy improving for the "little guy"? Are we just complaining about "them"? Is a woman president the end? 

Punchie TV Episode 076, Wednesday, February 25, 2026 

Punchie TV YouTube: Ep 076 

Punchie
What a Mess: PUNCHIE TV Ep 075 - Wed 2-11-26
Punchie
What a Mess: PUNCHIE TV Ep 075 - Wed 2-11-26
Punchie

Kurt airs "grievances" on people being inappropriately giddy and not caring about societal breakdown. The "Experts" discuss Epstein, crime, NJF and Trump. 

Punchie TVEpisode 075, Wednesday, February 11, 2026 

WATCH Punchie TV YouTube Ep 075

Punchie
Right-Wing TDS? or "Accelerationism": PUNCHIE TV Ep 074: Wed 2-4-26
Punchie
Right-Wing TDS? or "Accelerationism": PUNCHIE TV Ep 074: Wed 2-4-26
Punchie

Fuentes vs Trump… Kamala shoulda won: To destroy the country and unite the right? Stop calling him "Our Future President"! 

Punchie TV Episode 074, Wednesday, February 4, 2026 

Ep 074 on YouTube 

Punchie
Trump, the Lone Penguin, Pursues Peace: PUNCHIE TV Ep 073: Wed 1-28-26
Punchie
Trump, the Lone Penguin, Pursues Peace: PUNCHIE TV Ep 073: Wed 1-28-26
Punchie

WATCH Punchie TV YouTube: Ep 073

How'd you come to BOND? The lone penguin: Is that Trump? Immigration retreat? Is Derrick for Trump or Obama? Everything isn't about race! 

Punchie TV Episode 73, Wednesday, January 28, 2026 

Punchie
Trump: Father of the World - PUNCHIE TV Ep 072: Wed 1-21-26
Punchie
Trump: Father of the World - PUNCHIE TV Ep 072: Wed 1-21-26
Punchie

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Confronting TDS sufferers among us. NJF: "kid" or a man? Is Trump helping fight the g—ide upon whites? So what if they own Magic Kingdom? 

Punchie TV Episode 072, Wednesday, January 21, 2026 

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Hake returns to Caledonian Elixir – Thu 1-15-26
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Hake returns to Caledonian Elixir – Thu 1-15-26
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Thursday, January 15, 2026 AD — Hake returns to talk with Vincent Lawlor on his podcast Caledonian Elixir on YouTube and X Live.‍ ‍

We discussed the Renee Good ICE shooting in Minneapolis, Trump’s growing involvement in Venezuela and Iran, and Christianity.

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DEBATE: Was Trump the Right Pick over Kamala?
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DEBATE: Was Trump the Right Pick over Kamala?
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Saturday, October 18, 2025 AD — Hake returned to Modern-Day Debate! It was Phoebe and William vs Hake and Michael. Michael did a great job!

WATCH: YouTube (note: Must be a Modern-Day Debate Member)

LISTEN: Apple Podcasts - Spotify‍ ‍(starts 2-mins in)

Updates
RIP Charlie Kirk and Iryna Zarutska | Punchie TV 055 - Wed 9-10-25
Punchie TV, Updates
RIP Charlie Kirk and Iryna Zarutska | Punchie TV 055 - Wed 9-10-25
Punchie TV, Updates

🙏 Charlie Kirk died today, TPUSA shooting in Utah… 🪦 Ukrainian refugee Iryna Zarutska died on train, Charlotte, NC, unprovoked incident. 

Punchie TV, Updates
Hake on Caledonian Elixir – Mon 7-28-25
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Hake on Caledonian Elixir – Mon 7-28-25
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Monday, July 28, 2025 AD, Hake joins Caledonian Elixir live for an interview/discussion!

Watch on YouTube: Livestream or backup Upload.

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Hake on Coffee Talk with Sandra (Tue 7-8-25)
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Hake on Coffee Talk with Sandra (Tue 7-8-25)
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Tuesday, July 8th, 2025 AD, 6pm PT (8 CT / 9 ET) Hake joined Coffee Talk with Sandra on Rumble, X Live, Pilled, and DLive.

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Hake on Killstream w/ Ethan Ralph (Mon 7-7-25)
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Hake on Killstream w/ Ethan Ralph (Mon 7-7-25)
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Monday, July 7th, 2025 AD, at 4pm PT (7 ET) Hake on the Killstream Live with Ethan Ralph — Rumble LIVE stream

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Hippy Dippy '24 Election Roundtable | Fri 11-1-24
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Hippy Dippy '24 Election Roundtable | Fri 11-1-24
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Friday, November 1, 2024 AD, Hippy Dippy Roundtable: 2024 Election

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