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A dishonest conversation: South Africa now, America past. Seeking the truth? Why white gals go interracial. NJF: Vote Dem? I don't respect him, but care what he says and thinks!
The Hake Report, Friday, April 10, 2026 AD
What an American is. Countering anti-Southern propaganda. South Africa: Is it persecution? Is it fair? Did childhood vaccines shape your mindset?
The Hake Report, Thursday, April 9, 2026 AD
South Africa: Fairness vs "history." GUEST: Crishaun the Don (at 36 mins) on Trump's Iran war ceasefire, women's anti-suffrage wisdom, BHI fantasy, real Jewish ancestry, and genetic predisposition.
The Hake Report, Wednesday, April 8, 2026 AD
Trump vs Iran: We'll see! Civil War history revisited. Did you vote for war or "mass deportations"? Praise be to Allah, said Trump on Easter. 14th Amendment: regrets?
The Hake Report, Tuesday, April 7, 2026 AD
Trump cussed at Iran. Consanguineous marriages. Police chase tactics vs fleeing suspects. Life as a refugee or deportee. Don't go personal: Don't talk culture?
The Hake Report, Monday, April 6, 2026 AD
👨🏾🦲 JLP Mon 4-13-26 🙋♀️ Female Monday
🕕 HOUR 1: Pressure. Trump vs Pope Leo.
🕖 HOUR 2: Warehouse arson. Savanah Hernandez shoved.
🕗 HOUR 3: Experts: Trump depicted as Jesus?
👨🏾🦲 JLP Fri 4-10-26 🗣️ Get-It-Off-Your-Chest Friday
🕕 HOUR 1: Spiritual warnings. Iryna Zarutska update.
🕖 HOUR 2: Switzerland call.
🕗 HOUR 3: Tax protest?! FedEx driver "guilty." El Salvador suspect.
👨🏾🦲 JLP Thu 4-9-26 📖 Bible Thumper Thursday
🕕 HOUR 1: "Sinner"? Ceasefire? Matt 5: 44, Love your enemy.
🕖 HOUR 2: Insane asylum. Jaden Ivey preaching, let go by Bulls.
🕗 HOUR 3: Black astronaut preaching. Abbott bringing India to TX?
👨🏾🦲 JLP Wed 4-8-26 ✌🏾 Two Hours of Black Excellence 💪 THEN Manhood Hour
🕕 HOUR 1: Philly drug "coffee shop." Pearl calls-in.
🕖 HOUR 2: Teen takeover, D.C.; Mamdani's racial equity
🕗 HOUR 3: Iran ceasefire: "If—." Wife deportation? UN on slavery.
👨🏾🦲 JLP Tue 4-7-26 🐴 🪕 Country & Western Tuesday
🕕 HOUR 1: Trump-Iran deadline.
🕖 HOUR 2: Woman pressured bf to k— ex?
🕗 HOUR 3: Local politician m—d by husband. 'Dexter' copycat.
👨🏾🦲 JLP Mon 4-6-26 🙋♀️ Female Monday
🕕 HOUR 1: Melania pushes AI for kids. Experts discuss.
🕖 HOUR 2: Calls: AI, BQ, Muslim-turned-Christian: new name?
🕗 HOUR 3: Savannah Guthrie's faith. Iran: Soleimani nieces: Deport? TikTok daughters.
Bill hosts Punchie TV solo! Space ship mess. The welfare state. Caller struggles with anger, loss of "reputation."
Punchie TV - Episode 082, Wednesday, April 8, 2026
Trump: Every day is April Fools Day in America. Artemis II moon mission: Wait and see. Space deniers question Neil Armstrong. Big ideas from NASA and Elon Musk.
Punchie TV - Episode 081, Wednesday, April 1, 2026
Women! Bachelorette. Clavicular. Luka Doncic. Cesar Chavez. Tiffany "New York" Pollard. Turned a H— into a housewife?
Punchie TV - Episode 080, Wednesday, March 25, 2026
Trump: Cuba's next. Will Iran war be a success or failure? Anti-American protesters NYC. If we don't have "mass deportations," is that effectively amnesty?
Punchie TV - Episode 079, Wednesday, March 18, 2026
FBI: Iran drone threat to CA? Trump after Mar-a-Lago shooting. Will he win the Iran war? Hillary defies Epstein Republicans. Jim Carrey: Showcase personality. Nuclear deniers call!
Punchie TV - Episode 078, Wednesday, March 11, 2026
The Venus landing. The Moon base. The Ocean bottom. Will AI give us high income or hell? THEN: Iran War reignites Punchie TV war.
Punchie TV Episode 077, Wednesday, March 4, 2026
Saturday, October 18, 2025 AD — Hake returned to Modern-Day Debate! It was Phoebe and William vs Hake and Michael. Michael did a great job!
WATCH: YouTube (note: Must be a Modern-Day Debate Member)
LISTEN: Apple Podcasts - Spotify (starts 2-mins in)
🙏 Charlie Kirk died today, TPUSA shooting in Utah… 🪦 Ukrainian refugee Iryna Zarutska died on train, Charlotte, NC, unprovoked incident.
Monday, July 28, 2025 AD, Hake joins Caledonian Elixir live for an interview/discussion!
Watch on YouTube: Livestream or backup Upload.
Monday, July 7th, 2025 AD, at 4pm PT (7 ET) Hake on the Killstream Live with Ethan Ralph — Rumble LIVE stream
Friday, November 1, 2024 AD, Hippy Dippy Roundtable: 2024 Election
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The Hake Report, Monday, April 13, 2026 AD