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JUST ONE HOUR TODAY. We don't hate the nuisance. Caller made a video, causing drama! Trump-Jesus pic, and nobody's fair-minded.
The Hake Report, Wednesday, April 15, 2026 AD
DoorDash Grandma's politics? Immigrant vs Americans: working smart? Divorce and reconcile: Y/N? A record of Trump's "wrongs" in second term… "blasphemy"? Iran?
The Hake Report, Tuesday, April 14, 2026 AD
Trump vs Pope Leo and the Iran war. Do you know what "Love your enemy" means? Are neighbors not your neighbor? South Africa. Trump "Jesus" pic?
The Hake Report, Monday, April 13, 2026 AD
A dishonest conversation: South Africa now, America past. Seeking the truth? Why white gals go interracial. NJF: Vote Dem? I don't respect him, but care what he says and thinks!
The Hake Report, Friday, April 10, 2026 AD
What an American is. Countering anti-Southern propaganda. South Africa: Is it persecution? Is it fair? Did childhood vaccines shape your mindset?
The Hake Report, Thursday, April 9, 2026 AD
👨🏾🦲 JLP Thu 4-16-26 📖 Bible Thumper Thursday
🕕 HOUR 1: Scripture: trials. Omaha Walmart. Principal stops copycat.
🕖 HOUR 2: Keisha Lance Bottoms.
🕗 HOUR 3: Pope in Algeria. St Augustine.
👨🏾🦲 JLP Wed 4-15-26 ✌🏾 Two Hours of Black Excellence 💪 THEN Manhood Hour
🕕 HOUR 1: Stop lying to yourself. Trump vs media priests.
🕖 HOUR 2: Sen Mark Kelly: white guys. "What's DEI?" Biden: Obama lookalike.
🕗 HOUR 3: Jada Smith. Epictetus quote. Stay-at-home boyfriends.
👨🏾🦲 JLP Tue 4-14-26 🐴 🪕 Country & Western Tuesday
🕕 HOUR 1: No fight. Trump on "Jesus" pic, Pope Leo.
🕖 HOUR 2: Crazy intruder on Ring camera. Baby Jessica arrested!
🕗 HOUR 3: Sam Altman attempt. L.A. street takeovers. MSNBC host mad.
👨🏾🦲 JLP Mon 4-13-26 🙋♀️ Female Monday
🕕 HOUR 1: Pressure. Trump vs Pope Leo.
🕖 HOUR 2: Warehouse arson. Savanah Hernandez shoved.
🕗 HOUR 3: Experts: Trump depicted as Jesus?
👨🏾🦲 JLP Fri 4-10-26 🗣️ Get-It-Off-Your-Chest Friday
🕕 HOUR 1: Spiritual warnings. Iryna Zarutska update.
🕖 HOUR 2: Switzerland call.
🕗 HOUR 3: Tax protest?! FedEx driver "guilty." El Salvador suspect.
👨🏾🦲 JLP Thu 4-9-26 📖 Bible Thumper Thursday
🕕 HOUR 1: "Sinner"? Ceasefire? Matt 5: 44, Love your enemy.
🕖 HOUR 2: Insane asylum. Jaden Ivey preaching, let go by Bulls.
🕗 HOUR 3: Black astronaut preaching. Abbott bringing India to TX?
Punchie TV - Episode 083, Wednesday, April 15, 2026
PODCAST (Episode 083) - Substack
Bill hosts Punchie TV solo! Space ship mess. The welfare state. Caller struggles with anger, loss of "reputation."
Punchie TV - Episode 082, Wednesday, April 8, 2026
Trump: Every day is April Fools Day in America. Artemis II moon mission: Wait and see. Space deniers question Neil Armstrong. Big ideas from NASA and Elon Musk.
Punchie TV - Episode 081, Wednesday, April 1, 2026
Women! Bachelorette. Clavicular. Luka Doncic. Cesar Chavez. Tiffany "New York" Pollard. Turned a H— into a housewife?
Punchie TV - Episode 080, Wednesday, March 25, 2026
Trump: Cuba's next. Will Iran war be a success or failure? Anti-American protesters NYC. If we don't have "mass deportations," is that effectively amnesty?
Punchie TV - Episode 079, Wednesday, March 18, 2026
FBI: Iran drone threat to CA? Trump after Mar-a-Lago shooting. Will he win the Iran war? Hillary defies Epstein Republicans. Jim Carrey: Showcase personality. Nuclear deniers call!
Punchie TV - Episode 078, Wednesday, March 11, 2026
Saturday, October 18, 2025 AD — Hake returned to Modern-Day Debate! It was Phoebe and William vs Hake and Michael. Michael did a great job!
WATCH: YouTube (note: Must be a Modern-Day Debate Member)
LISTEN: Apple Podcasts - Spotify (starts 2-mins in)
🙏 Charlie Kirk died today, TPUSA shooting in Utah… 🪦 Ukrainian refugee Iryna Zarutska died on train, Charlotte, NC, unprovoked incident.
Monday, July 28, 2025 AD, Hake joins Caledonian Elixir live for an interview/discussion!
Watch on YouTube: Livestream or backup Upload.
Monday, July 7th, 2025 AD, at 4pm PT (7 ET) Hake on the Killstream Live with Ethan Ralph — Rumble LIVE stream
Friday, November 1, 2024 AD, Hippy Dippy Roundtable: 2024 Election
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The Hake Report, Thursday, April 16, 2026 AD