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South Africa crime. Trump's psychedelic EO: Good/Bad? Ouija board history. Louisiana father vs 8 children, women. White people in the Bible? Troglodytes and other ancient people.
The Hake Report, Monday, April 20, 2026 AD
Don't say "parasites." What's the fear of becoming a minority? Mouse experiments: Spoiled, non-reproductive. South Africa chant: Do WHAT to the farmer? Good ones "tap-dancing"?
The Hake Report, Friday, April 17, 2026 AD
JUST 30 MINS!
The Hake Report, Thursday, April 16, 2026 AD
JUST ONE HOUR TODAY. We don't hate the nuisance. Caller made a video, causing drama! Trump-Jesus pic, and nobody's fair-minded.
The Hake Report, Wednesday, April 15, 2026 AD
DoorDash Grandma's politics? Immigrant vs Americans: working smart? Divorce and reconcile: Y/N? A record of Trump's "wrongs" in second term… "blasphemy"? Iran?
The Hake Report, Tuesday, April 14, 2026 AD
👨🏾🦲 JLP Tue 4-21-26 🐴 🪕 Country & Western Tuesday
🕕 HOUR 1: If one doesn't agree, you're mad. Dem wives. Pot interviews.
🕖 HOUR 2: Zimbabwe history. A wife who won't obey?! Stop Nick Shirley Act!
🕗 HOUR 3: VA redistricting. Mexican pyramid incident. Father, 8 kids, crying. Postal worker vs lady!
👨🏾🦲 JLP Mon 4-20-26 🙋♀️ Female Monday
🕕 HOUR 1: 8 children in Louisiana.
🕖 HOUR 2: IDF vs Jesus statue. Stepsister on a cruise.
🕗 HOUR 3: Trump psychedelics EO: Disagree?
👨🏾🦲 JLP Fri 4-17-26 🗣️ Get-It-Off-Your-Chest Friday
🕕 HOUR 1: Justice Clarence Thomas.
🕖 HOUR 2: Dark brown Jesus? Bless’s drunks. Illegal Haitian.
🕗 HOUR 3: RIP Justin Fairfax. Callers.
👨🏾🦲 JLP Thu 4-16-26 📖 Bible Thumper Thursday
🕕 HOUR 1: Scripture: trials. Omaha Walmart. Principal stops copycat.
🕖 HOUR 2: Keisha Lance Bottoms.
🕗 HOUR 3: Pope in Algeria. St Augustine.
👨🏾🦲 JLP Wed 4-15-26 ✌🏾 Two Hours of Black Excellence 💪 THEN Manhood Hour
🕕 HOUR 1: Stop lying to yourself. Trump vs media priests.
🕖 HOUR 2: Sen Mark Kelly: white guys. "What's DEI?" Biden: Obama lookalike.
🕗 HOUR 3: Jada Smith. Epictetus quote. Stay-at-home boyfriends.
👨🏾🦲 JLP Tue 4-14-26 🐴 🪕 Country & Western Tuesday
🕕 HOUR 1: No fight. Trump on "Jesus" pic, Pope Leo.
🕖 HOUR 2: Crazy intruder on Ring camera. Baby Jessica arrested!
🕗 HOUR 3: Sam Altman attempt. L.A. street takeovers. MSNBC host mad.
Punchie TV - Episode 083, Wednesday, April 15, 2026
PODCAST (Episode 083) - Substack
Bill hosts Punchie TV solo! Space ship mess. The welfare state. Caller struggles with anger, loss of "reputation."
Punchie TV - Episode 082, Wednesday, April 8, 2026
Trump: Every day is April Fools Day in America. Artemis II moon mission: Wait and see. Space deniers question Neil Armstrong. Big ideas from NASA and Elon Musk.
Punchie TV - Episode 081, Wednesday, April 1, 2026
Women! Bachelorette. Clavicular. Luka Doncic. Cesar Chavez. Tiffany "New York" Pollard. Turned a H— into a housewife?
Punchie TV - Episode 080, Wednesday, March 25, 2026
Trump: Cuba's next. Will Iran war be a success or failure? Anti-American protesters NYC. If we don't have "mass deportations," is that effectively amnesty?
Punchie TV - Episode 079, Wednesday, March 18, 2026
FBI: Iran drone threat to CA? Trump after Mar-a-Lago shooting. Will he win the Iran war? Hillary defies Epstein Republicans. Jim Carrey: Showcase personality. Nuclear deniers call!
Punchie TV - Episode 078, Wednesday, March 11, 2026
Saturday, October 18, 2025 AD — Hake returned to Modern-Day Debate! It was Phoebe and William vs Hake and Michael. Michael did a great job!
WATCH: YouTube (note: Must be a Modern-Day Debate Member)
LISTEN: Apple Podcasts - Spotify (starts 2-mins in)
🙏 Charlie Kirk died today, TPUSA shooting in Utah… 🪦 Ukrainian refugee Iryna Zarutska died on train, Charlotte, NC, unprovoked incident.
Monday, July 28, 2025 AD, Hake joins Caledonian Elixir live for an interview/discussion!
Watch on YouTube: Livestream or backup Upload.
Monday, July 7th, 2025 AD, at 4pm PT (7 ET) Hake on the Killstream Live with Ethan Ralph — Rumble LIVE stream
Friday, November 1, 2024 AD, Hippy Dippy Roundtable: 2024 Election
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The problem as a minority? Trump critics on the right. Defund Catholic Charities! The cure for depression? Bieber's boyhood joke, still touchy!
The Hake Report, Tuesday, April 21, 2026 AD