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Everybody got their own "Jesus." Healing for the sick? Should Christians not preach in Israel? Did Hake take the money? "Reparations." Anti-discrimination laws.
The Hake Report, Thursday, February 19, 2026 AD
"Separation of Church and State": Same-sex marriage? Mormon bashes Trinitarians and Trump! Hake gets yelled at! Love your enemy: "Sissy talk!"
The Hake Report, Wednesday, February 18, 2026 AD
Biden's job numbers: Illegal? Communism subverted Christianity, conservatism, and U.S. history. RIP Jesse Jackson, "towering" figure, per CNN!
The Hake Report, Tuesday, February 17, 2026 AD
"Conservative" Obama voter, OK with "same-sex marriage," rehashed. White callers pat each other on the back. Trans "parent," Grand Prairie. Moonlight is cooler than moon shade.
The Hake Report, Monday, February 16, 2026 AD
Black "Conservative"? SAVE Act: "Call your Senators." Trump, King of the Jungle! "Latinos are better than whites." Epstein hype believer. "Activist judge" doubter.
The Hake Report, Friday, February 13, 2026 AD
👨🏾🦲 JLP Fri 2-20-26 🗣️ Get-It-Off-Your-Chest Friday
🕕 HOUR 1 ROUGH START. Calls: Angry wife. Hugged mom.
🕖 HOUR 2 "F— Trump" ad. Black History Month: Trump. White ladies.
🕗 HOUR 3 BOND 36th Anniversary. Christian Nation? School indoctrination.
👨🏾🦲 JLP Thu 2-19-26 📖 Bible Thumper Thursday
🕕 HOUR 1 Mark Wahlberg, Jonathan Roumie: Ash Wednesday
🕖 HOUR 2 Interpreting Jesus as "God"; Email about abusive marriage
🕗 HOUR 3 Callers, forgive.
👨🏾🦲 JLP Wed 2-18-26 ✌🏾 Two Hours of Black Excellence 💪 THEN Manhood Hour
🕕 HOUR 1 Return to religion? 13yo attacked on boardwalk. "Christian" lady.
🕖 HOUR 2 Philly slavery exhibit. Callers on forgiveness.
🕗 HOUR 3 Fighting over ICE: Fatal accident takes teacher. Ash Wednesday?
👨🏾🦲 JLP Tue 2-17-26 🐴 🪕 Country & Western Tuesday
🕕 HOUR 1 Trans father in RI. Student anti-ICE riot.
🕖 HOUR 2 Guest: Jordan Carlos: "Choreplay" saves your marriage.
🕗 HOUR 3 Jesse Jackson died. Female astronauts "ex-wife" lied?!
👨🏾🦲 JLP Mon 2-16-26 🙋♀️ Female Monday
🕕 HOUR 1 BQ's. Obama on Trump "King of the Jungle" video.
🕖 HOUR 2 Confused calls.
🕗 HOUR 3 Cardi B: "Jump ICE"? Arson attempt? "Go ICE," said former teacher.
👨🏾🦲 JLP Fri 2-13-26 🗣️ Get-It-Off-Your-Chest Friday
🕕 HOUR 1 Experts: NGMI? LaMonica's hell. Twin Cities ICE drama.
🕖 HOUR 2 Calls… Mama's boy realizes he resents her.
🕗 HOUR 3 Anti-ICE arson? Accidental shooting? French fries violence.
Punchie TV Episode 076, Wednesday, February 25, 2026
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Kurt airs "grievances" on people being inappropriately giddy and not caring about societal breakdown. The "Experts" discuss Epstein, crime, NJF and Trump.
Punchie TVEpisode 075, Wednesday, February 11, 2026
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Fuentes vs Trump… Kamala shoulda won: To destroy the country and unite the right? Stop calling him "Our Future President"!
Punchie TV Episode 074, Wednesday, February 4, 2026
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How'd you come to BOND? The lone penguin: Is that Trump? Immigration retreat? Is Derrick for Trump or Obama? Everything isn't about race!
Punchie TV Episode 73, Wednesday, January 28, 2026
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Confronting TDS sufferers among us. NJF: "kid" or a man? Is Trump helping fight the g—ide upon whites? So what if they own Magic Kingdom?
Punchie TV Episode 072, Wednesday, January 21, 2026
Why do people enjoy humiliation? Is getting married a humiliation ritual? What if a daughter asked her father to dance in a tutu?
Punchie TV Episode 071, Wednesday, January 14, 2026
Saturday, October 18, 2025 AD — Hake returned to Modern-Day Debate! It was Phoebe and William vs Hake and Michael. Michael did a great job!
WATCH: YouTube (note: Must be a Modern-Day Debate Member)
LISTEN: Apple Podcasts - Spotify (starts 2-mins in)
🙏 Charlie Kirk died today, TPUSA shooting in Utah… 🪦 Ukrainian refugee Iryna Zarutska died on train, Charlotte, NC, unprovoked incident.
Monday, July 28, 2025 AD, Hake joins Caledonian Elixir live for an interview/discussion!
Watch on YouTube: Livestream or backup Upload.
Monday, July 7th, 2025 AD, at 4pm PT (7 ET) Hake on the Killstream Live with Ethan Ralph — Rumble LIVE stream
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What does conservatism mean nowadays? So-called "Supreme Court" strikes down Trump tariffs. Stonewalling marriage. Judging brainwashed people. JLP caller on-hold, ticked!
The Hake Report, Friday, February 20, 2026 AD