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Shiloh Hendrix & cameraman Omar facts. Does NASA troll? Jesse coin! Antarctica FE fun fiction. Is Trump controlled? Rhodesian PM Ian Smith. New Tuskegee dress code. Crocs' valid use. Happy bday, Jake!
The Hake Report, Tuesday, July 28, 2026 AD
Fishing & frogging in Canada. Palestine facts. Moon to Earth. Race leaders: people like excitement, not mundane reality. NASA zipline? Blood sacrifice? Why's Japan clean? Shiloh Hendrix. Nolan Wells.
The Hake Report, Monday, July 27, 2026 AD
Henry "Fonz" Winkler saved Rocky! Muslim tradition & USA. How to eat crawfish. Intelligence. Dr. Freeman Dyson. Trump 47. Nephilim, flesh & blood! Muslim girls at graduations. Energy drinks & Mormons.
The Hake Report, Friday, July 24, 2026 AD
"Involve me and I learn." Ben Franklin. Dukes of Hazzard. Biracial manosphere. Smithsonian on white culture. Testosterone in military and pro-LGBTQ judge. Single moms' plight? Henry "Fonz" Winkler.
The Hake Report, Thursday, July 23, 2026 AD
Learning history: Shakespeare. Netanyahu & Milei. Father in Jeffrey Doucet case. Fitness talk. Hake explains the atmosphere spins with the ball Earth inside the space vacuum.
The Hake Report, Wednesday, July 22, 2026 AD
Shiloh Hendrix & Nolan Wells. Bill Lockwood: Thomas Jefferson. Tuskegee dress code. Aaron Bushnell in 2024. Lifeguard saves kid. Man drowned saving fiancΓ©e. π¨πΎβ𦲠JLP Wed 7/29/26
HOUR 1: Black Excellence & White History: Bill Lockwood
HOUR 2: Tuskegee dress code. Darkness hates light.
HOUR 3: Aaron Bushnell. 16yo lifeguard. Man died saving fiancΓ©e.
When someone says you're angryβ¦? Bite of Seattle. BLM Madison. Palestine. Infallible Word. AirBNB squatter? Mother's trial. Cracker Barrel CEO. Cheating hypocrisy. π¨πΎβ𦲠JLP Tue 7/28/26
Country & Western Tuesday π΄ πͺ
HOUR 1: When they call you angry? Bite of Seattle.
HOUR 2: Corey Ruiz protests. Palestine. Fallible Bible�
HOUR 3: Airbnb squatter? Mother on trial. Cracker Barrel. Cheating hangup.
Stop mental playbacks. Jesus: against blood sacrifice? DC basketball team, FL 7-Eleven. Is your life hard? Howard un-enrollment. North Yarmouth, ME. Shiloh Hendrix "guilty." π¨πΎβ𦲠JLP Mon 7/27/26
Female Monday πββοΈ
HOUR 1: Mental playbacks. BQ's. Jesus vs sacrifice? B-ball teens & coach.
HOUR 2: Mothers. Brains. Tucson suspect. Lessons from church.
HOUR 3: Is life hard? Howard un-enrollment. Men in ME town. Shiloh Hendrix.
Taking sides. Madison protest. Baptized Mormon? Allahu Akbar in NYC. Street preachers. Grandma joke. Taco Rico owner. NJ voter registration "glitch." Catholic religion. π¨πΎβ𦲠JLP Fri 7/24/26
Get-It-Off-Your-Chest Friday π£οΈ
HOUR 1: Which side? Protest: Madison, WI. 42, living w/ mother.
HOUR 2: Mormon baptism? Grandma? NYC "Allahu Akbar." Churches.
HOUR 3: Street preachers. Grandma joke. Taco Rico. NJ voter rolls.
Infallible. Four U.S. soldiers. Sunny Hostin's "Reparations." Crawling to church. Anthem fan slap. Helpful people. Nolan Wells autopsy. π¨πΎβ𦲠JLP Thu 7/23/26
Bible Thumper Thursday π
HOUR 1: Peace. Four soldiers. Sunny Hostin: Reparations.
HOUR 2: Infallible. Crawls to church. Wrong idea about prayer.
HOUR 3: Crawling. Fan slap! Helpful people. Nolan Wells autopsy.
Booker T. Washington. Health hangup? History at the dinner table. Philadelphia train. Jasmine Crockett on Argentina. Arline rep. Trans student. Stephen A's daughter. π¨πΎβ𦲠JLP Wed 7/22/26
Black Excellence βπΎ / Manhood Hour πͺ
HOUR 1: Booker T. Washington. She's into health, lacks faith in God?
HOUR 2: Let awareness guide you. Let people be. History with my children.
HOUR 3: Influenced: Philly train. Crockett: Argentina. ICE?! Trans kid. Stephen A's daughter.
Punchie TV - Episode 098, Wednesday, July 29, 2026
SUPER CHAT (BuyMeACoffee) - BuyMeACoffee.com/punchietv
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Elon hater. Green policy. Lettuce recall. Beach bacteria. Trans candidate. Smithsonian director. Canada fires. Tropical storms. Frumpy compliance cars.
Punchie TV - Episode 097, Wednesday, July 22, 2026
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Rocket news. China floods. Pilot jumped. Longevity diagnosis. Man on Waymo. Joe Biden update. Trump & the Middle East, Russia-Ukraine. ICE in Maine. NY mom in Ireland. Zionsville rally. Starlink.
Punchie TV - Episode 096, Wednesday, July 15, 2026
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"I'm Just a Bill." July 4th fireworks. X Money, SpaceX. DC march. Charlie Kirk. Graham Platner. NYC high rise. ICE. Greenland. Giorgia Meloni meme. Trump speaks Turkish, heals TDS. Mitch McConnell.
Punchie TV - Episode 095, Wednesday, July 8, 2026
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George Washington. Founders' pessimism. State Fair. Roosevelt: Man in the Arena. U.S. flag flying. TX visitors. Europe heat wave. Venezuela quake. Dangerous airplane maneuvers. 100 dogs euthanized.
Punchie TV - Episode 094, Wednesday, July 1, 2026
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Saturday, October 18, 2025 AD β Hake returned to Modern-Day Debate! It was Phoebe and William vs Hake and Michael. Michael did a great job!
WATCH: YouTube (note: Must be a Modern-Day Debate Member)
LISTEN: Apple Podcasts - Spotifyβ β(starts 2-mins in)
π Charlie Kirk died today, TPUSA shooting in Utahβ¦ πͺ¦ Ukrainian refugee Iryna Zarutska died on train, Charlotte, NC, unprovoked incident.
Monday, July 28, 2025 AD, Hake joins Caledonian Elixir live for an interview/discussion!
Watch on YouTube: Livestream or backup Upload.
Monday, July 7th, 2025 AD, at 4pm PT (7 ET) Hake on the Killstream Live with Ethan Ralph β Rumble LIVE stream
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Hogs, heroes & lifeguards: Hasselhoff. Nanny state. JLP book. Cities are evil? Care about Palestinians? Nicky Minaj. Trump says "Mexico." Fauci diary. Al Sharpton misinfo? Nolan Wells: heavy drinking?
The Hake Report, Wednesday, July 29, 2026 AD