At long last, Hake has returned...?
At long last, Hake has returned...?
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I was out a month! Co-host: Bigg Bump: Lindsay Clancy. "Epstein." Against adoption? Jury foremen. Is Evolution compatible with the Bible? Declaration of Independence was AI?! WNBA trans controversy.
The Hake Report, Monday, September 7, 2026 AD
Obama's "deportations." America's protection. Is Bigfoot a cryptid, interdimensional, or imaginary? What is the spiritual world? Moon zoom-in: plane vs ISS space denier propaganda meme discussion.
The Hake Report, Friday, August 7, 2026 AD
Twin Falls In-N-Out & Second Amendment discussion. "Peace is being robbed from the earth." Modern-Day Debate: Evolution compatible with Bible? Celsius vs Fahrenheit. Moon, ISS, & plane meme again.
The Hake Report, Thursday, August 6, 2026 AD
AI on arson suspect. Work won't reimburse my drink! Caller's sasquatch calls. Moon crash, ISS, & satellite denial. Haunted house and broken toes. Expectations and judgment on Trump.
The Hake Report, Wednesday, August 5, 2026 AD
YouTube & X glitch. Duplicity: Iran or Trump reflecting pool? "Zenny Tuesday": Hake won't take a stand. Should he? Illegal population growth 1980-2016, per AI. Aisha narrated Hadiths about Muhammad!
The Hake Report, Tuesday, August 4, 2026 AD
Same God: OT vs NT: Wrath stories fake? Women took new jobs. Let yourself be bored. Lindsay Clancy mistrial. Christ went into hell, set us free. ๐จ๐พโ๐ฆฒ JLP Mon 9/7/26
Female Monday ๐โโ๏ธ
HOUR 1: Same God: OT vs New? Sacrifice or mercy? Women's jobs.
HOUR 2: Apologized to wife for being weak. Let yourself be bored.
HOUR 3: Lindsay Clancy mistrial. Jesus went into hell & set us free.
Useless thoughts: Colin Kaepernick. Minneapolis shooting. Jail or mental help? GUEST: South African man. My gf left for someone else. Lindsay Clancy mistrial. Fear & anger? ๐จ๐พโ๐ฆฒ JLP Fri 9/4/26
Get-It-Off-Your-Chest Friday ๐ฃ๏ธ
HOUR 1: Colin Kaepernick, useless thoughts. Minneapolis mass shooting.
HOUR 2: Lindsay Clancy? GUEST: Interview with a South African. My gf left.
HOUR 3: "Beautiful" gf god left my weak self. Clancy mistrial. Fear of people.
Vicious "righteous anger." Attendance pay?! Forgiven trauma. James: pure joy. Bible: reparations? Lightning strike victims. RIP BofA exec. Lindsay Clancy jury. Skull relic kiss ๐จ๐พโ๐ฆฒ JLP Thu 9/3/26
Bible Thumper Thursday ๐
HOUR 1: See whatโs in you. Book of James. Teaching children wrong.
HOUR 2: Paid for attendance? FL & CO kids act up. Forgiveness story.
HOUR 3: Lightning strike victims. RIP BofA exec. Lindsay Clancy jury. Skull relic kiss?!
Note useless thoughts. Gary power outage. Jamaicans in London. Judging cheating father. Aunt Ouda? Son vs mother, PA. She won't pay for her order! Antifa Starbucks blue paint? ๐จ๐พโ๐ฆฒ JLP Wed 9/2/26
Black Excellence โ๐พ / Manhood Hour ๐ช
HOUR 1: Useless thoughts. Gary outage. London Jamaicans. Judging cheating father.
HOUR 2: Live without judgment. Aunt Ouda?! Is he wrong for judging his father?
HOUR 3: Son vs mother in PA. Lady won't pay her meal. Antifa blue paint assault?
Controlled by what you possess. NYC female knife suspect. God of OT vs NT? Peter crucified upside-down? In debt with wife. Postpartum? Fake NFL player tricked women, AI ๐จ๐พโ๐ฆฒ JLP Tue 9/1/26
๐ Biblical Question (BQ): Is there a difference between the God of the Old Testament (OT) and the God of the New Testament (NT)?
Country & Western Tuesday ๐ด
HOUR 1: What you possess controls you. Female suspect NYC.
HOUR 2: Callers on BQโs, OT God. How do I divorce my wife?
HOUR 3: In debt with wife. Possess your body? Postpartum? NFL impersonator!
Nepal floods. Elon on AI. AI runs things: No work? Roman space telescope. Trump calls the ISS. Notion of control? Perfect peace? No. Bill's education: questioning Stephen Hawking black hole physics.
Punchie TV - Episode 103, Wednesday, September 2, 2026
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SpaceX. JLP: Meta addicted kids? Bill's robot? English official language. Harry, beta. Darth Vader against Flock cameras. Criminalize homeless? Robot demos go wrong. Lindsay Clancy reporter winks.
Punchie TV - Episode 102, Wednesday, August 25, 2026
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SpaceX. China rocket. US Crypto. Meta in court. AI lies. LA polling hoax. Palisades mall. Mamdani. KFC Africa. AOC eggs. Lindsay Clancy. Not an expert! Kim Jong Un. Iran talks? Kamala Lulu Lenins?
Punchie TV - Episode 101, Wednesday, August 19, 2026
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SpaceX Terafab. ATC gamers. Zuckerberg on AI. DeKalb data centers. China rocket. Taiwan prepping. Nagasaki 81 years. Trump buys yen. US economy? Air Force One catering truck. Wildfires. Las Vegas.
Punchie TV - Episode 100, Wednesday, August 12, 2026
Space telescope. Moon base. Life from Mars? Solar eclipse. Googol. SpaceX crash? Apple vs OpenAI. Living with parents. NYC rats. Bigfoot. Dog surfing. Earthquakes. Volcano. Mammoth. Trump targeted?
Punchie TV - Episode 099, Wednesday, August 5, 2026
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Was that for or against July? Trump moments 2016-2026. Reagan. Nixon. JFK to the Moon. SpaceX. Is AI intelligent? 16yo lifeguard hero going to White House? 11yo certified welder. Smithsonian liberal.
Punchie TV - Episode 098, Wednesday, July 29, 2026
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The Hake Report, Tuesday, September 8, 2026 AD