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History denial/propaganda. Quit 30 days: "monkey on your back!" Iran school bombed near base? Jesse Jackson funeral: No politics, please?
The Hake Report, Monday, March 9, 2026 AD
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(0:02:31) 🎶 Hey, guys!
(0:04:46) 📞 HADEN, TX: Aztlán
(0:09:37) 📞 DAVID, Ocala, FL: H— denial? Deny other things!
(0:19:21) D: Know-it-all… Getting facts right… Men and women
(0:24:51) 🗣️ MARK, CA, & DAVID: H— used for guilt; Gummy bear stop month…
(0:27:53) M & D: Jesus and J's spirit, not our friends
(0:31:41) M & D: "Forgive them," but recognize; Almanac hw; Z— Christian
(0:37:20) M & D: Iran war? Israel history
(0:44:23) M & D: 30 days. Muslim people… Last word, Mark
(0:46:24) DAVID: Heaven
(0:47:07) 📞 JAIME, MN: Ally, my rabbi, "dummy," wood doors?
(0:51:25) J: Iran propaganda… pallets of cash… Our Future Prez…
(0:58:23) 📞 ZENNY, Canada: H—, anger, fear, false guilt
(1:04:42) Z: Charlie Kirk on Iran April 2025; If Trump nuked Tehran?
(1:11:37) Z: Balance of power?
(1:15:16) Z: Prediction…
(1:16:49) 📞 JEFF, LA: Jesse Jackson funeral; Jr. leave politics at home
(1:19:16) J: Trump isn't controlled: Venezuela, Iran, exposing China weakness
(1:22:55) Jesse Jackson, Jr.
(1:26:38) 💬 Supers/Coffees… Bass, Gas masks
(1:29:39) 📞 WILLIAM III, CA: Iran war, 1 week in. Don't worry.
(1:37:43) 📞 RICK, Hampton, VA: Appreciation for civilized countries; Mark appreciation; 30 days to break a habit
(1:42:42) R: Weakening men…
(1:46:05) R: Obama, Biden, Kamala; Jesse Jackson shaking the apple tree
(1:47:20) 💬 Coffees: Cesar, Popcorn … END
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| HAKE NEWS Mon 3-9-26
🗞️ News (CNN email or AP or Morning Brew or theSkimm Mon 3-9-26)
5 things to know for March 9: Iran’s new leader, Oil prices, Airport delays, NYC mayor explosive, Utah murder trial
In the news today: Iran names a new supreme leader, Mojtaba Khamenei, after his father and predecessor was killed at the start of the war; what the latest numbers show about the U.S. economy under President Donald Trump; and Russia’s cautious stance as the Iran war escalates. Also, Punch the monkey is growing up.
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