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| HAKE NEWS Mon 3-9-26
🗞️ News (CNN email or AP or Morning Brew or theSkimm Mon 3-9-26)
5 things to know for March 9: Iran’s new leader, Oil prices, Airport delays, NYC mayor explosive, Utah murder trial
In the news today: Iran names a new supreme leader, Mojtaba Khamenei, after his father and predecessor was killed at the start of the war; what the latest numbers show about the U.S. economy under President Donald Trump; and Russia’s cautious stance as the Iran war escalates. Also, Punch the monkey is growing up.
The Hake Report – https://thehakereport.com/episodes
Elon: I don’t care. https://youtube.com/shorts/W223gKInNCY?si=iMB5-9Yz6aIdZ_TR — my comment https://youtube.com/shorts/W223gKInNCY?lc=Ugxu1LYWn8SUloDJYtV4AaABAg.ATs9gluGp3MAU205loBhx_&si=m6KK62ALaazl6uQU
He’s been through enough that he’s committed to certain things he believes in. He may even have vengeance on his mind since they took his son.
WHOA Robert Blake, etc — I would see this in the news, but didn’t have any clue about it…
Saw from Orson Wells (whoever that is) vs Robert Blake The Greatest Comeback of All Time | #shorts - YouTube
Today cover of him, terrible Robert Blake, 'Baretta' star acquitted of wife’s murder, dies at 89 (Today)
Robert Blake (actor) - Wikipedia vs Bonny Lee Bakley - Wikipedia
(BTW, haha! Steve Cooley - Wikipedia)
AI convo… Did he do it? Why would he have been mad at her? Dang, they went out to eat, then that. And then he’s ruined. And she’s gone. And the daughter’s being a zoomer or whatever (Gen Alpha, but not) https://share.google/aimode/VYnmtp7WaRlDC42Vm
MISSED IT! Photos: March blood moon illuminates the sky | CNN
IRAN
Iran IG post explanation… Ohh I think Cerno shared it https://www.instagram.com/p/DVTg27giJ0J/
Awww… Kuwait “accidentally” shot down Americans but helped them https://www.instagram.com/p/DVZZNR0k8m-/
Trump: Lot of people gunning for mehttps://www.instagram.com/p/DVHh-6YCbEk/