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Take even Trump with a grain of salt. Bowing to African Jesus: A liberal question? Maze mentions the late great Stepin Fetchit and Kash Patel's eyes.
The Hake Report, Thursday, March 12, 2026 AD
🕰️ TIMESTAMPS
(0:00:00) Start
(0:08:42) 💬 Popcorn: Energy prices promise lie
(0:09:04) 💬 Cesar: Would you bow to African Jesus? What if?
(0:11:22) 💬 Eric: AI
(0:12:42) 💬 Eric: Women, men
(0:17:30) 💬 Mike: Forgot to pay assurance
(0:18:17) 💬 Eric: Tate solution
(0:20:38) 🎶 Hey, guys! 💬 Cesar shirt
(0:22:48) 💬 Super: Predicting 9/11-style "Iran" attack
(0:23:12) 🎶 Hold on… "Estamos en el Norte (v 3, Suno AI music)
(0:26:25) 📞 JEFF, LA: Trump on Iran, 1980
(0:27:51) 📞 WILLIAM 7: No s— 7 years, anger. Star Trek, Spock. "Go boldly."
(0:30:24) W 7: War or operation?
(0:34:00) 🎥 W 7: CLIP: Excursion and war, per Trump
(0:36:06) W 7 explains
(0:37:18) W 7: Black and white Jesus doesn't matter, Rainbow, Wizard of Oz
(0:41:08) 🗣️ WILLIAM 7 vs ANTHONY, SoCal: Bow to God only, not Jesus?
(0:46:00) W7 vs A: If he's black would you bow? Liberal Q?
(0:50:37) 📞 WILLIAM III, CA: RIP actors; War in Iran
(0:57:20) W III: The school struck… children pull on emotions…
(1:02:50) 💬 Super: Fake Iran school photos?!
(1:04:09) 💬 Popcorn on grain of salt and why Trump
(1:10:48) 📞 MAZE, OH: Don't have to look like you
(1:14:04) M: Mark Levin: Trump is the first Jewish president
(1:19:00) M: Stepin Fetchit
(1:22:55) 💬 M: Super: Trump saved us from 2 women presidents
(1:26:50) Kristi Noem reassigned
(1:28:26) 🚫 ARDENE, CO, not there
(1:28:40) 📞 RYAN, IL, cussing
(1:29:28) Anchor Baby, Shoutouts
(1:32:32) 📞 RYAN: Angry callers, who believe in God? History…
(1:36:56) R: Iran, who cares. I care about home.
(1:39:03) R: Would you be for it if you were Iranian? Are we soft?
(1:41:15) R: Is your show to help people?
(1:45:15) R: Get you a girl?
(1:46:43) 💬 R: Super: Beginning of the day?
(1:47:52) 💬 Popcorn: Trump Truth on Thomas Massie primary
(1:51:44) 💬 CSAL: cracking myself up; that shirt ain't it
(1:52:24) 📞 RICK, VA: Throw out "colonizers," become dictators
(1:54:13) Outro
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| HAKE NEWS Thu 3-12-26
🗞️ News (CNN(?) email or AP or Morning Brew or theSkimm Thu 3-12-26)
AP: In the news today: Outdated intelligence likely led to the United States carrying out a strike on an Iranian school that killed over 165 people, many of them children, AP sources say; the Trump administration kicks off a new tariff strategy; and synthetic drugs are flooding the streets of Cuba. Also, master film photography with AP’s analog camera guide.
Ground News & Fox News
IRAN… Three cargo ships struck off Iran’s coast, UK says, including one in Strait of Hormuz
Trump threatens to escalate attacks on Iran as US military destroys 16 mine-laying boats
Iran’s drone swarms challenge US air defenses as troops in Middle East face rising threats (Fox News, video: “excursion”)
Iran war: Trump will release 172 million barrels of oil from Strategic Petroleum Reserve
MUSLIMS… GOP Rep. Ogles Says Muslims 'Don't Belong' in US Society
FOREIGNERS… Four-time deported Honduran arrested after shoving elderly Air Force vet onto NYC subway tracks, DHS reveals (Fox News)
PENNIES… State lawmakers rush to set rounding rules for when there are no pennies
EPSTEIN… Longtime Epstein Accountant Testifies Behind Closed Doors for Roughly 7 Hours in House Probe
LYFT… Lyft Settles with Minnesota to Improve Service Animal Access Nationwide
RFK… Robert F. Kennedy Jr. Underwent Rotator Cuff Surgery, Will Return to Work Next Week
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