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Take even Trump with a grain of salt. Bowing to African Jesus: A liberal question? Maze mentions the late great Stepin Fetchit and Kash Patel's eyes. 

The Hake Report, Thursday, March 12, 2026 AD 

🕰️ TIMESTAMPS 

  • (0:00:00) Start 

  • (0:08:42) 💬 Popcorn: Energy prices promise lie 

  • (0:09:04) 💬 Cesar: Would you bow to African Jesus? What if? 

  • (0:11:22) 💬 Eric: AI 

  • (0:12:42) 💬 Eric: Women, men 

  • (0:17:30) 💬 Mike: Forgot to pay assurance 

  • (0:18:17) 💬 Eric: Tate solution 

  • (0:20:38) 🎶 Hey, guys! 💬 Cesar shirt 

  • (0:22:48) 💬 Super: Predicting 9/11-style "Iran" attack 

  • (0:23:12) 🎶 Hold on… "Estamos en el Norte (v 3, Suno AI music) 

  • (0:26:25) 📞 JEFF, LA: Trump on Iran, 1980 

  • (0:27:51) 📞 WILLIAM 7: No s— 7 years, anger. Star Trek, Spock. "Go boldly." 

  • (0:30:24) W 7: War or operation? 

  • (0:34:00) 🎥 W 7: CLIP: Excursion and war, per Trump 

  • (0:36:06) W 7 explains 

  • (0:37:18) W 7: Black and white Jesus doesn't matter, Rainbow, Wizard of Oz 

  • (0:41:08) 🗣️ WILLIAM 7 vs ANTHONY, SoCal: Bow to God only, not Jesus? 

  • (0:46:00) W7 vs A: If he's black would you bow? Liberal Q? 

  • (0:50:37) 📞 WILLIAM III, CA: RIP actors; War in Iran 

  • (0:57:20) W III: The school struck… children pull on emotions… 

  • (1:02:50) 💬 Super: Fake Iran school photos?! 

  • (1:04:09) 💬 Popcorn on grain of salt and why Trump 

  • (1:10:48) 📞 MAZE, OH: Don't have to look like you 

  • (1:14:04) M: Mark Levin: Trump is the first Jewish president 

  • (1:19:00) M: Stepin Fetchit 

  • (1:22:55) 💬 M: Super: Trump saved us from 2 women presidents 

  • (1:26:50) Kristi Noem reassigned 

  • (1:28:26) 🚫 ARDENE, CO, not there 

  • (1:28:40) 📞 RYAN, IL, cussing 

  • (1:29:28) Anchor Baby, Shoutouts 

  • (1:32:32) 📞 RYAN: Angry callers, who believe in God? History… 

  • (1:36:56) R: Iran, who cares. I care about home. 

  • (1:39:03) R: Would you be for it if you were Iranian? Are we soft? 

  • (1:41:15) R: Is your show to help people? 

  • (1:45:15) R: Get you a girl? 

  • (1:46:43) 💬 R: Super: Beginning of the day? 

  • (1:47:52) 💬 Popcorn: Trump Truth on Thomas Massie primary 

  • (1:51:44) 💬 CSAL: cracking myself up; that shirt ain't it 

  • (1:52:24) 📞 RICK, VA: Throw out "colonizers," become dictators 

  • (1:54:13) Outro 

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🗞️ News (CNN(?) email or AP or Morning Brew or theSkimm Thu 3-12-26) 

AP: In the news today: Outdated intelligence likely led to the United States carrying out a strike on an Iranian school that killed over 165 people, many of them children, AP sources say; the Trump administration kicks off a new tariff strategy; and synthetic drugs are flooding the streets of Cuba. Also, master film photography with AP’s analog camera guide. 

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