“News” from a Christian “alpha male” viewpoint*
Unmask & bodycam ICE? "Free Luigi"? Trump, father of the world, put war with Iran on calendar?! Mountain lion in SF? It's OK not to have an opinion or watch the Alex Pretti video. FE further debunked!
The Hake Report, Friday, January 30, 2026 AD
Hake got caught not paying attention. 🙈 Long calls with ICE incident critics, two Brians. Black Americans. Alex Pretti. Ashli Babbitt. Iran is Iraq?
The Hake Report, Thursday, January 29, 2026 AD
Calls: Interracial attraction and rap culture. Trump has no stomach to stay strong…? Tender-hearted discussion about Alex Pretti and police.
The Hake Report, Wednesday, January 28, 2026 AD
Keith Green: Jesus is the Way. Crime in the North, 1950s: Less in the South! On r—, s—, and lies in history. Minneapolis: Fatal foolishness.
The Hake Report, Tuesday, January 27, 2026 AD
RIP Alex Pretti: Libs excited. Ever play dumb to fit in? A white man and black Jewish Christian talk. Haters have their "good ones," based on judgment. Some people want hate!
The Hake Report, Monday, January 26, 2026 AD
👨🏾🦲 JLP Mon 2-2-26 🙋♀️ Female Monday
🕕 HOUR 1 Don Lemon out.
🕖 HOUR 2 Calls: Jesse's Top Guy.
🕗 HOUR 3 5yo illegal "home." A mother's crime. FB Marketplace crime.
👨🏾🦲 JLP Fri 1-30-26 🗣️ Get-It-Off-Your-Chest Friday
🕕 HOUR 1 Don Lemon arrested. Defund and unmask ICE?!
🕖 HOUR 2 Calls.
🕗 HOUR 3 Batman yells. Vegas sub says N-word. Inappropriate tee in court.
👨🏾🦲 JLP Thu 1-29-26 📖 Bible Thumper Thursday
🕕 HOUR 1 Alex Pretti's aggression. 5yo's school principal cries?
🕖 HOUR 2 FE. "Jesus Is Not God" billboard vandalized. Proverbs woman?
🕗 HOUR 3 Female Archbishop of Canterbury. Surrogate mother got money.
👨🏾🦲 JLP Wed 1-28-26 ✌🏾 Two Hours of Black Excellence 💪 THEN Manhood Hour
🕕 HOUR 1 BILL LOCKWOOD: Divorce Marxism. Women. ICE. Mamdani. NFL.
🕖 HOUR 2 Calls.
🕗 HOUR 3 "If—" poem. Farrakhan caller. Black culture clips. Quotes.
👨🏾🦲 JLP Tue 1-27-26 🐴 🪕 Country & Western Tuesday
🕕 HOUR 1 Galileo quote. Bovino out. Nothing American about anti-ICE protest.
🕖 HOUR 2 S— work outside homes.
🕗 HOUR 3 Netanyahu: Anti-Semitism, hostages home. SF Reparations Fund.
WATCH Punchie TV YouTube: Ep 073
How'd you come to BOND? The lone penguin: Is that Trump? Immigration retreat? Is Derrick for Trump or Obama? Everything isn't about race!
Punchie TV Episode 73, Wednesday, January 28, 2026
WATCH Punchie TV YouTube
Confronting TDS sufferers among us. NJF: "kid" or a man? Is Trump helping fight the g—ide upon whites? So what if they own Magic Kingdom?
Punchie TV Episode 072, Wednesday, January 21, 2026
Why do people enjoy humiliation? Is getting married a humiliation ritual? What if a daughter asked her father to dance in a tutu?
Punchie TV Episode 071, Wednesday, January 14, 2026
Can you be rage-baited? Older men worship women! Would you marry a woman who's been with other men? Callers attack the experts!
Punchie TV Episode 070, Wednesday, January 7, 2026
Is it happening? Are they being victims? Trump's foreign visas: OK? No? Kurt says give them our tech jobs! Derrick pounces! Calls… Blue collar runs America!
Punchie TV Episode 069, Wednesday, December 17, 2025
We tell our political history from Obama to Trump. Trump's foreign visas and the wall: Are right-wing Trump detractors ankle-biting? What's wrong with liberals?
Punchie TV Episode 068, Wednesday, December 10, 2025
Saturday, October 18, 2025 AD — Hake returned to Modern-Day Debate! It was Phoebe and William vs Hake and Michael. Michael did a great job!
WATCH: YouTube (note: Must be a Modern-Day Debate Member)
LISTEN: Apple Podcasts - Spotify (starts 2-mins in)
🙏 Charlie Kirk died today, TPUSA shooting in Utah… 🪦 Ukrainian refugee Iryna Zarutska died on train, Charlotte, NC, unprovoked incident.
Monday, July 28, 2025 AD, Hake joins Caledonian Elixir live for an interview/discussion!
Watch on YouTube: Livestream or backup Upload.
Monday, July 7th, 2025 AD, at 4pm PT (7 ET) Hake on the Killstream Live with Ethan Ralph — Rumble LIVE stream
Hating home… RIP H. K. Edgerton… FE gets dunked-on… Don Lemon and terrorized church people… Segregation: Is it about character?
The Hake Report, Monday, February 2, 2026 AD