Kim Klacik rumor lesson: don't sue, don't fight. Trump's Super Intelligence. Charlie Kirk would still be happy with Trump. What if an innocent person catches a stray Capital Punishment?
The Hake Report, Friday, October 2, 2026 AD
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Would Charlie Kirk support blaming Israel? What if Jesus hadn't died? I think my callers are all crazy. Cornell 7 accuser quote: 100-percent confidence! Alex Karp loves AI aka Super Intelligence.
The Hake Report, Thursday, October 1, 2026 AD
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Sarah Sanders? Trump-Iran? Being into race? Anger will make you pick a bad fight! AI art & music? Good old days? Listen to the older, wiser people. No one remembers past generations. Racial justice.
The Hake Report, Wednesday, September 30, 2026 AD
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Trump "pocket rescission" on immigrants: Susan Collins & Dems dislike. "Activist judges" stop Trump executive orders? Sarah Sanders "anti-white" ad? Nolan Wells and people's racial bias & suspicion.
The Hake Report, Tuesday, September 29, 2026 AD
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Starship orbit cut short. Fave billionaire: Elon Musk. Popular falsehoods. Charlie Kirk theories. Nolan Wells liked his friends. Stop antisemitism? Against reading. Trump EO, birthright citizenship?
The Hake Report, Monday, September 28, 2026 AD
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Canadian socialism. Learn from your enemies; don't hate them. Bibi prefers Milei or Trump? Prager paralyzed, good attitude. Are Star Wars toys demonic idols? Diversity and the attack on Americans.
The Hake Report, Friday, September 25, 2026 AD
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"Knowledge is poison." AI to take jobs from spoiled employees? Communism's appeal: Free dental. Relationship advice from Genesis?! "The ick" is real. Tyler Robinson vs Mormon values. Gaza school fyi.
The Hake Report, Thursday, September 24, 2026 AD
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I take breaks and lay on the couch. How's Iran war going? The Father is greater than Jesus; so is Jesus God? AI aka Super Intelligence? Many health & fitness tips for Hake. Midterms: Anyone exciting?
The Hake Report, Wednesday, September 23, 2026 AD
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Mask-off for Jesus? Explain fall, flat earthers! No evidence of "stand down" on Oct 7! Uncertain? Don't try to figure out the truth. Losing vision, healing. Trump's radical disagreement with the Fed.
The Hake Report, Tuesday, September 22, 2026 AD
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I'm very rusty! Lindsay Clancy: criminally responsible, but not spiritually? Stories of anger as a kid. Netherlands' Alfredo Goeloe didn't steal fatbike. FE memes: Sun, atmosphere. Trump–Iran unwise?
The Hake Report, Monday, September 21, 2026 AD
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NO HAKE AGAIN, since Tuesday, September 8, 2026 AD 🚫
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I was out a month! Co-host: Bigg Bump: Lindsay Clancy. "Epstein." Against adoption? Jury foremen. Is Evolution compatible with the Bible? Declaration of Independence was AI?! WNBA trans controversy.
The Hake Report, Monday, September 7, 2026 AD
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Obama's "deportations." America's protection. Is Bigfoot a cryptid, interdimensional, or imaginary? What is the spiritual world? Moon zoom-in: plane vs ISS space denier propaganda meme discussion.
The Hake Report, Friday, August 7, 2026 AD
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Twin Falls In-N-Out & Second Amendment discussion. "Peace is being robbed from the earth." Modern-Day Debate: Evolution compatible with Bible? Celsius vs Fahrenheit. Moon, ISS, & plane meme again.
The Hake Report, Thursday, August 6, 2026 AD
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AI on arson suspect. Work won't reimburse my drink! Caller's sasquatch calls. Moon crash, ISS, & satellite denial. Haunted house and broken toes. Expectations and judgment on Trump.
The Hake Report, Wednesday, August 5, 2026 AD
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YouTube & X glitch. Duplicity: Iran or Trump reflecting pool? "Zenny Tuesday": Hake won't take a stand. Should he? Illegal population growth 1980-2016, per AI. Aisha narrated Hadiths about Muhammad!
The Hake Report, Tuesday, August 4, 2026 AD
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It's August! Midge patties. Rate our sasquatch noises: 1-10? SpaceX to crash into Moon on accident! Caller laughs at terrible bodycam story! BLM Q's. Trump-Iran: in over his head? 1 in 3 Dems pro-DSA?
The Hake Report, Monday, August 3, 2026 AD
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Last day of July history. Drama: Dr. Fauci pleads the 5th. Tyler Robinson–Charlie Kirk trial. Wife & 6 children. American way: Live outside means? Lifeguard hero. Inaccuracy in the direction of truth?
The Hake Report, Friday, July 31, 2026 AD
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Congrats Ella Langley. Trump black-pillers all doom & gloom over Iran. "Kill a few chickens to scare the monkeys." Colin Gray sentenced in son Colt's crime. Celebrate hobby horses & Sasquatch calls.
The Hake Report, Thursday, July 30, 2026 AD
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Hogs, heroes & lifeguards: Hasselhoff. Nanny state. JLP book. Cities are evil? Care about Palestinians? Nicky Minaj. Trump says "Mexico." Fauci diary. Al Sharpton misinfo? Nolan Wells: heavy drinking?
The Hake Report, Wednesday, July 29, 2026 AD
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