You're in Your Head | Hake Mon 5-11-26
Serious mess in Virginia! Modern-day prophecy? Gov't power grab after alien hoax? Warnings in dreams? Is IRL (in-real-life) trolling "harassment"?
The Hake Report, Monday, May 11, 2026 AD
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Narcissism Unmasked | Fri 5-8-26
"Lift Ev'ry Voice" for the Suggestion Box. 🗳️ Streamer's social experiment. Narcissism and competitive nature: No goals? Goofy afro dude and Luke Skywalker acting out!
The Hake Report, Friday, May 8, 2026 AD
Read MoreBullyin' | HAKE Thu 5-7-26
Pavlov's trigger words. Immigrant Americans and brotherhood. Black lady, 82, raided by FBI. Warning: "Happy Jacks" will turn on you!
The Hake Report, Thursday, May 7, 2026 AD
Read MoreStrange Ideas of 'Fairness' | HAKE Wed 5-6-26
South Africa farm attacks: "Fair," but not right? Israel's special treatment: Don't be jealous! Hake's disagreers: "metiche," disruptors.
The Hake Report, Wednesday, May 6, 2026 AD
Read MoreHake Admits Being in a Cult?! 🇺🇸 | Tue 5-5-26
"We are slaves" in Marxist America, say boomers (Hake's favorite). Trump critic confronts Hake: "Are you in a cult?" Caller witnessed "tongues" firsthand.
The Hake Report, Tuesday, May 5, 2026 AD
Read MoreEach Time You Turn a Doorknob, Remember… | Mon 5-4-26
No need to explain yourself or give time to "crybabies," but I do, alas. Is Trump "tweaking" right now, for Israel, and hurting America? A black man invented the doorknob?
The Hake Report, Monday, May 4, 2026 AD
Read MoreThe Spirit Matters | Fri 5-1-26
"Respect" is a false setup; we are men, allegedly. Child discipline disparities? Can races talk about one another? Should we let people have their delusions?
The Hake Report, Friday, May 1, 2026 AD
Read MoreRunning Off My Fanbase | Thu 4-30-26
Another caller announces his departure. WHCD: "Shots fired," a figure of speech! American identity: Assimilation into the world, alas. We're TOO welcoming! Iran war: Bad move?
The Hake Report, Thursday, April 30, 2026 AD
Read More'Fighting Words' | HAKE Wed 4-29-26
50-minutes of a black man's "lived experience" with "weaponized" words. Love YOUR enemy, but not GOD's enemy? Dating an autistic girl?
The Hake Report, Wednesday, April 29, 2026 AD
Read MoreGullible and Naive to Evil | Tue 4-28-26
They tried to get my President! When to mention race? Norah O'Donnell's "evil" intentions: Imagination? Mary Phagan: It was the janitor?! CO college pills bill.
The Hake Report, Tuesday, April 28, 2026 AD — there was no Hake Mon 4-27-26
Read MoreHigh T | Hake Fri 4-24-26
"High-T" men can be provoked by words! Low-T men too calm? People who believe in anger won't question themselves. Does fraud go unpunished?
The Hake Report, Friday, April 24, 2026 AD
Read MorePavlov's Fight | Thu 4-23-26
A little news, then an explosive conversation between black and white Americans — about "disrespectful" words, or one in particular.
The Hake Report, Thursday, April 23, 2026 AD
Read MoreHave Patience | Wed 4-22-26
JLP's patience. Can you be Democrat and Christian? Artemis II "actors" fact check. Medicine for depression? Anti-Trump complaining like women? "N"-joke wasn't personal!
The Hake Report, Wednesday, April 22, 2026 AD
Read MoreEvil Energy | Tue 4-21-26
The problem as a minority? Trump critics on the right. Defund Catholic Charities! The cure for depression? Bieber's boyhood joke, still touchy!
The Hake Report, Tuesday, April 21, 2026 AD
Read MoreWere There Cave Men in the Bible? | Mon 4-20-26
South Africa crime. Trump's psychedelic EO: Good/Bad? Ouija board history. Louisiana father vs 8 children, women. White people in the Bible? Troglodytes and other ancient people.
The Hake Report, Monday, April 20, 2026 AD
Read MoreTap-Dancing 'Parasites' | Fri 4-17-26
Don't say "parasites." What's the fear of becoming a minority? Mouse experiments: Spoiled, non-reproductive. South Africa chant: Do WHAT to the farmer? Good ones "tap-dancing"?
The Hake Report, Friday, April 17, 2026 AD
Read MoreHalf-Hour of HAKE | Thu 4-16-26
HAKE (ONE HOUR ONLY) | Wed 4-15-26
JUST ONE HOUR TODAY. We don't hate the nuisance. Caller made a video, causing drama! Trump-Jesus pic, and nobody's fair-minded.
The Hake Report, Wednesday, April 15, 2026 AD
Read MoreWorking Smarter | Tue 4-14-26
DoorDash Grandma's politics? Immigrant vs Americans: working smart? Divorce and reconcile: Y/N? A record of Trump's "wrongs" in second term… "blasphemy"? Iran?
The Hake Report, Tuesday, April 14, 2026 AD
Read MoreLove Your Enemy | Mon 4-13-26
Trump vs Pope Leo and the Iran war. Do you know what "Love your enemy" means? Are neighbors not your neighbor? South Africa. Trump "Jesus" pic?
The Hake Report, Monday, April 13, 2026 AD
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