Tap-Dancing 'Parasites' | Fri 4-17-26
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Don't say "parasites." What's the fear of becoming a minority? Mouse experiments: Spoiled, non-reproductive. South Africa chant: Do WHAT to the farmer? Good ones "tap-dancing"?
The Hake Report, Friday, April 17, 2026 AD
🕰️ TIMESTAMPS
(0:00:00) Start
(0:02:06) M— was the case!
(0:04:54) 🎶 Hey, guys!
(0:06:16) 📞 Haden, TX: Disrupters. "Leeching" but not dehumanizing
(0:12:39) Q: Will we be a minority? 2045?
(0:21:13) Won't get better…? Hope not in what happens…
(0:25:02) 📞 Jeff, LA: Trump, Iran war, economic stats; Jesus pic
(0:29:58) 📞 Allen, MI: The Mouse Experiments, "behavioral sink"
(0:32:52) Interracial vs "inbreeding," too far, too close; Kingdom of Heaven
(0:40:25) 🗣️ John, KY, vs Allen: Repenting, sinning, 1 John 3
(0:48:37) Allen: Love God, love neighbor, keep commandments
(0:50:55) 💬 New, Coffees… CDC black woman! Suspicion. KillerMike
(0:56:44) 💬 Coffees: JC, Eric on Brandi and excitement
(1:00:42) 💬 Haden exposes 📺 SA
(1:05:18) 💬 Eric on Sin
(1:07:56) 📞 Ronnie, OH: fear of minority
(1:15:44) Name-calling "parasite" is hate; "tap-dancing"
(1:23:41) 🗣️ Mark's last call?!
(1:24:51) Matthew 5
(1:27:08) 💬 Super: SA
(1:27:58) 💬 Coffees… Popcorn
(1:31:33) 💬 Cesar: Iran beef
(1:36:54) 💬 Supers, Coffees: Anger, Suggestions, Lamentations
(1:42:03) 📞 Alex, CA: Why fear minority
(1:46:18) 💬 Cashapp, Coffee — JC advice for Haden
(1:48:20) 📞 Iason, Canada: AI people; Jesus eclipse, new CR calendar
(1:53:29) Outro
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| HAKE NEWS Fri 4-17-26
🗞️ News (CNN email, AP, Morning Brew, theSkimm Fri 4-17-26)
In the news today: A 10-day ceasefire in Lebanon and Israel halts fighting between Israel and Hezbollah; a messy GOP battle over a foreign surveillance program; and problems with ICE’s recent hiring spree. Also, AP’s tips on how to stay safe and healthy during festival season.
Iran declares Strait of Hormuz completely open to commercial traffic during Israel-Lebanon ceasefire
HEARD: David (D4vd) arrested on suspicion of murder for that 13yo(?) body found dead in his Tesla those months back…
ALSO: I heard that guy Johnni Somali (sp) sentenced to like 6mo hard labor for desecrating a statue in South(??!) Korea… He was like twerking on it, I think. Justified… Our country’s a mess we let Antifa-BLM get away with tearing statues down and defacing them with red paint, graffiti, etc.
Israel and Lebanon agree to 10-day ceasefire, Trump says
US to delay weapons deliveries to some European countries due to Iran war: Reuters
House passes short-term spy powers extension in late-night vote after deal falls apart
The House approved a short-term renewal of the Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act until April 30 early Friday, after a GOP revolt blocked a longer five-year extension proposed by leadership.
President Donald Trump had demanded a clean 18-month reauthorization all week, but House Republican rebels blocked a last-minute five-year deal unveiled late Thursday intended to appease holdouts.
In a 200-220 vote at about 1:15 a.m. Friday, 12 Republicans joined almost all Democrats to defeat the proposal, with lawmakers citing concerns about protecting Americans' privacy and the rushed legislative process.
(Oh so it was gonna expire Apr 20, but they extended it to Apr 30, woah. Instead of a year and a half like Trump wanted, or FIVE years like some “leadership” wanted!)
Google AI: (The FBI has used Section 702 databases to run hundreds of thousands of warrantless searches on Americans, including 19,000 donors to a political campaign, January 6 protesters, and even members of Congress. The secret FISA Court has repeatedly slammed the FBI for "persistent and widespread" violations of the rules meant to protect Americans' privacy.)
Google AI: (Hake: FISA shenanigans is how the Obama admin spied on the Trump campaign, right? DIFFERENT part of the law, though, per Google AI) — Title I of FISA, not Section 702. In 2019, a Justice Department Inspector General report found "serious performance failures" by the FBI when they applied for warrants to surveil Trump campaign aide Carter Page… former FBI lawyer pleading guilty to falsifying a document to make Page look more suspicious… DOJ later admitted it lacked probable cause for at least two of the four warrants issued against Page.
Ground News: Lawmakers face a familiar tension as they weigh national security risks against constitutional concerns; FISA permits intelligence agencies to collect foreign communications that incidentally include Americans without a warrant.
Former Virginia Lt. Gov. Justin Fairfax kills his wife and then himself, police say
Justin Fairfax - Wikipedia – Cerina Fairfax (Wikipedia article up for deletion)
Wikipedia: The two were “separated” but living together at the time — and in the process of divorcing (Cerina Fairfax had filed for divorce last year).[97] He allegedly shot his wife multiple times before shooting and killing himself. The pair's (teenage) children were home at the time, and their (teenage HS basketball player) son (Cameron) called 911 following the shooting.[96][97] (Their teen Lacrosse-playing daughter is Carys [typically pronounced CARE-iss]. - Google AI)
On Thursday, April 16, 2026, former Virginia Lieutenant Governor Justin Fairfax fatally shot his (nearly two-years-older) wife (of 19 years’ marriage), [dentist] Cerina Fairfax, in their Annandale home before killing himself. Police discovered both bodies shortly after midnight following a 911 call.
Fairfax County Police Chief Kevin Davis stated the tragedy stemmed from a domestic dispute tied to the couple's "complicated or messy divorce." Justin had recently been served court paperwork for an upcoming proceeding.
Cameron and Carys, the couple's teenage children, were present but unharmed, with Cameron placing the 911 call. Chief Davis noted that home camera footage proved Justin's January allegation that Cerina assaulted him was untrue [according to the chief].
Victim services staff are providing urgent care and support to the children, whose well-being remains a primary concern. The Fairfax County Police Department continues an active criminal investigation into the incident.
Despite serving as lieutenant governor from 2018 to 2022, Justin's career was marked by denied 2019 sexual assault allegations. Observers noted irony in his past advocacy for "red flag" gun laws following the murder-suicide.
ICE Hiring Surge Raised Concerns Over Applicant Qualifications, AP Investigation Finds — concern trolls
Acting US ICE head Todd Lyons to leave agency at end of May — time with family, sure, OK… nice. Maybe not nice.
Tyler Robinson judge unseals ATF report in assassination of Charlie Kirk = Man accused of killing Charlie Kirk pushes to ban cameras from court — interesting
RFK Jr. defends proposed 12% health budget cut, measles response in House testimony
On Thursday, Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. testified before the House Ways and Means Committee, defending a proposed 12.5% budget cut to his department while facing sharp criticism from lawmakers over vaccine policies and agency overhauls.
Kennedy argued the department must "tighten our belt" because of the nation's $39 trillion federal deficit, defending the 12.5% funding reduction despite bipartisan concerns about impacts on medical research and public health initiatives.
Democratic Rep. Linda Sanchez challenged Kennedy over the recent measles surge, asking if vaccination could have saved a child who died in Texas last year; Kennedy replied, "It's possible, certainly."
Addressing accusations about his agency's direction, Kennedy claimed fraud accounts for "about $100 billion a year" in entitlement programs, arguing this mismanagement necessitated his aggressive budget and policy changes despite fierce Democratic pushback.
Seven congressional hearings are scheduled for Kennedy over the coming week, including testimony before the Senate Health Committee next Wednesday, where lawmakers will further scrutinize his department's budget and controversial leadership decisions.
Trump announces new leadership at CDC, nominates Erica Schwartz as director (A BLACK! WOMAN!)
Thomas warns intolerance among younger generations will ‘infect’ courts = Justice Thomas Blasts Progressivism in UT Austin Speech
Democrat Analilia Mejia wins New Jersey special election for US House over Republican Joe Hathaway — Analilia Mejia - Wikipedia
Another Midwestern family erased from existence, thanks to a third-world immigrant…
Our redemption is here: FTC just nuked the censorship cartel’s favorite dirty trick…
New poll in California governor race after Swalwell drops out—two Republicans at the top… (doubt that’ll last…? Wait and see, I GUESS.)
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