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| HAKE NEWS Tue 3-31-26
🗞️ News (CNN email, AP, Morning Brew, theSkimm Tue 3-31-26)
5 things to know for March 31: Gas prices, TSA workers, Cuba, ‘Everywhere’ chemicals, Trump airport
In the news today: Gas prices blow through $4 a gallon on average, with the Iran war driving up costs; the American allies who want Trump to keep the fight going; and the Army looks into why combat choppers flew over Kid Rock’s swimming pool. Also, the new policy that has clowns hitting the streets to protest.
Michigan synagogue attack was act of terrorism inspired by Hezbollah, federal officials say
Pentagon preparing for weeks of ground operations in Iran, Washington Post reports
House rejects Senate DHS deal, passes short-term funding patch
China Confirms Three Ships Transited Strait of Hormuz After Iran Blockade
Summer air quality alerts will become routine in U.S. without action: UWaterloo study
Data Centers Warm Nearby Land By Up to 16°F, Cambridge Study Finds
Israel says four soldiers killed as army pushes deeper into south Lebanon
B.C.-based pro-Palestinian group Samidoun, listed as terrorist entity, is dissolved
Rishon Lezion kindergarten takes heavy damage from Iranian cluster munition
Thousands of US Army Paratroopers Arrive in Middle East as Buildup Intensifies
Jan. 6 rioters accuse police of excessive force in class action lawsuit
Trump issues new warning to Tehran, Iran calls US peace proposals 'unrealistic'
DeSantis signs bill to rename Palm Beach airport after Trump
OneTaste Founder Gets 9 years for Forced Labor Scheme
Unknown Gunmen Kill More than 70 People in South Sudan over Gold Mining Row, Police Say (daily-briefing)
Illegal alien kills pregnant girlfriend in Ohio…
NYT accidentally reveals a dairy farmer is way better off without illegal cheap labor…
The FANGS are out: FBI worked over the weekend on Swalwell’s reported spy affair…
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