Can You Be Baited? | Wed 4-1-26
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People have no love. "Know" about Israel; how about Iran? Green bench: Hake, successfully race-baited! "Chopped," good or bad! Iryna Zarutska mural take-down: "Controversial"
The Hake Report, Wednesday, April 1, 2026 AD
🕰️ TIMESTAMPS
(0:00:00) Start
(0:00:40) April Fools! … Disclaimer
(0:05:35) 🎶 Hey, guys!
(0:08:22) 📞 RYAN, IL: No love! Demons!
(0:14:40) 📞 HADEN, TX: Projection
(0:19:05) H: Convenient slaves of Christ's people
(0:21:11) H: NJF misses Obama? Know about Israel, but how about Iran?
(0:25:42) H: Iran, USA, Israel
(0:30:31) H: UN Resolution about "gravest of crimes"
(0:33:32) 📞 WILLIAM III, CA: One, no malice. Another, crashing out.
(0:38:21) W III: Speculation. Common sense.
(0:41:24) W III: Sunblock
(0:42:14) 📞 GREGGATRON, Midwest: Hake race-baited!
(0:45:34) G: Yesterday: "What about, What if, GGW"? Public fighting. Stretching!
(0:49:34) G: Iryna Zarutska mural to be taken down?
(0:52:41) G: "Rizz" … "Chopped" as a good haircut …
(0:56:34) G: "body is tea"... kids using lingo
(0:59:15) G: How you do your show?
(1:03:15) 💬 Supers from yesterday
(1:05:40) 💬 Popcorn on hypothetical lemons from used car boss
(1:12:55) 🎥 Iryna Zarutska news report
(1:19:35) 💬 Coffees…. Mike, Chris, Based, Sion…
(1:29:18) 📞 ALLEN, MI: JLP: Women everywhere! Gluten-free
(1:33:20) A: Wildness… Peroxide hair
(1:34:48) A: Bless Israel? Our blessings?
(1:37:21) 🗣️ Blessed people bless Israel
(1:38:07) 📞 WILLIAM 7, CA: Used car salesmanship
(1:39:57) W 7: Artemis II
(1:44:30) W 7: Moon landing, I know it didn't happen, biblical references
(1:48:26) 💬 Supers, Coffees… END
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| HAKE NEWS Wed 4-1-26
🗞️ News (CNN email, AP, Morning Brew, theSkimm Wed 4-1-26)
5 things to know for April 1: Artemis II mission, Birthright citizenship, Iran war, White House ballroom, Tiger Woods’ crash
In the news today: Trump’s controversial order directing the creation of a national voter list; his prediction that attacks on Iran could be done in a few weeks; and a judge halts the White House ballroom construction. Also, the typewriters that are delivering life lessons to Gen Z.
Supreme Court considers Trump's effort to limit birthright citizenship — Revolver/Fox News X: President Trump says he’s going to Supreme Court Wednesday for expected birthright citizenship arguments…
Revolver/Politico: BASED John Eastman?! — The man behind Donald Trump’s push to end birthright citizenship… (he was also behind challenging the 2020 “Biden” election shenanigans)
Revolver/Yahoo/Wonderwall: Trump lashes out at ‘dumb’ Supreme Court judges…
Tiger Woods says he is stepping away to seek treatment
NASA counts down for first crewed lunar mission in half a century
IRAN
Israel Used Secret AI Platform to Hunt Iranian Leaders (Daily Briefing)
Revolver/Fox News: Trump to address nation Wednesday night with ‘important update’ on Iran…
Trump says he is strongly considering pulling out of NATO
Trump says U.S. will leave Iran in ‘two or three weeks’ — Rubio says US can see 'finish line' on Iran war
Report: US Orders Embassies to Partner With Social Media to Combat Foreign 'Propaganda' (Daily Briefing)
Revolver/Iran Int’l: Dozens of IRGC-linked money changers arrested in UAE…
Looks interesting, maybe a couple days old, not sure: Operation Roaring Lion Day 32: The IDF’s accidental game changer…
JUDGES / LAW
Supreme Court sides with Colorado counselor in challenge to conversion therapy law
Judge blocks Trump White House ballroom project for now
Judge blocks Trump order to end funding for National Public Radio and Public Broadcasting Service
Revolver/Daily Signal: Obama judge halts trump effort to end parole for hundreds of thousands…
US judge says University of Pennsylvania must give agency lists of Jewish faculty, students — Trump's EEOC
Major update[s] in Charlie Kirk assassination trial... - Revolver News: Prosecution calling his parents and roommate Lance Twiggs. ALSO EXPLAINS MISLEADING HEADLINE ZENNY REPEATED TO HAKE Tue 3-29-26 — LOOKS LIKE HAKE WAS RIGHT ABOUT DAILY MAIL! Bullet fragment “inconclusive” — very different from “did not match” the rifle like Daily Mail sloppily claimed in headline/tweet!
FOREIGN
Senegal's President Signs Harsher Anti-LGBTQ Law (Daily Briefing)
Rights Group: Haiti Gang Attack Kills At Least 70 (Daily Briefing)
Revolver: Japanese city worker stands up to migrant group over littering and bad behavior…
MESS
Pelosi says Trump and Republicans may hack into voting machines to rig midterm elections
HEALTH
Australian Study: E-Cigarettes Likely Cause Lung and Oral Cancer (Daily Briefing)
American Heart Association urges people to favor plant-based proteins, replace full fat dairy
Politico scorched over ideological propaganda masquering as reporting…
Blacks murder transgender people at 19 TIMES the rate that whites do…
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NOT EXPLICITLY MENTIONED: A proud white man is as bad as a proud black man