They Owe an Apology for Being Offended | Fri 3-27-26
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We don't mean harm talking about y'all! But y'all are offended, talking about us! Hake's Friday shirt. Oil crisis and gas prices. FE and space denial debate!
The Hake Report, Friday, March 27, 2026 AD
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(0:00:00) Start: Headlines
(0:02:59) Disclaimer
(0:07:26) 🎶 Hey, guys!
(0:10:49) 📞 DAVID, Ocala, FL: Grew up with black people; Gap Band
(0:13:46) D: NJF won't be Prez!
(0:17:04) D: Anger… Florida Gators
(0:19:19) D: Leslie Jones; Future Prez
(0:21:35) 📞 RYAN, IL: I was offended at "Ocala"; Restaurant bill ladies DTLA
(0:26:39) R: "Us"?
(0:30:27) R: Miss Erika Kirk said Charlie would do it again…
(0:34:41) R: Believe in God? One God?
(0:38:28) R: Closing
(0:39:56) 💬 Super: Fri shirt
(0:40:33) 📞 ROB, NorCal: Rio to Sidney
(0:51:01) ROB: Moon landing? Earthrise?
(0:56:42) ROB: Sherlock Holmes quote
(0:58:10) 📞 STEVE'N, MD: spring break; fentanyl wife
(1:04:39) S: China fentanyl, Opium… CHUMP
(1:08:00) S: Oil, gasoline prices
(1:09:21) S: We weren't scared in the 80s, but the 40s-50s
(1:13:16) S: Jesus
(1:14:02) 📞 WILLIAM III
(1:19:01) 💬 Coffees: Scott Ritter
(1:25:49) 💬 Coffees: Druski, Cesar, Eric on value of women
(1:30:57) 💬 Coffees: Eric on offense
(1:33:02) 💬 Popcorn on sanity
(1:36:28) 💬 Super: Shirt is nice
(1:36:59) 📞 JAMES, KY: entertaining; Hake's take on gasoline
(1:40:36) J: Oil runs the world… high demand
(1:46:46) J: Trump and Strait of Hormuz; Fracking
(1:48:05) J: Fracking…
(1:50:01) 💬 Super: Rumble Rant attacking Rob; Ko-Fi
(1:52:58) 📞 MAZE, OH…
(1:54:15) Outro
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JLP Notes
🗞️ News (CNN email, AP, Morning Brew, theSkimm Fri 3-27-26)
5 things to know for March 27: DHS shutdown, Presidential first, Iran war, Guthrie disappearance, César Chavez
In the news today: The Senate approves funds to pay TSA agents as airport security troubles intensify; how Trump pulled back from more Iran attacks after stock markets dropped; and why some people put their relatives into poverty to pay for nursing homes. Also, researchers capture one of the most detailed observations of a sperm whale birth ever recorded in the wild.
Ground.News / Daily Briefing Fri 3-27-26
Senate Unanimously Passes DHS Funding Bill Excluding ICE and Border Patrol, Moving to End Airport Crisis — just after Trump says he'll order DHS to start paying TSA officers as shutdown drags on
Revolver / Times of Israel: Trump leaning toward ground invasion, convinced Iran will then capitulate…
Iran's IRGC Recruits Children as Young as 12 for Tehran Checkpoints
Antony Blinken Denies Supporting Military Strikes on Iran Amid Trump Claims
Experts Warn Iran War's Environmental Toll Could Persist for Decades (Daily Briefing)
Australia Bans Iranian Passport Holders for 6 Months (Daily Briefing)
U.S. Brought Back $100 Million of Gold From Venezuela, Interior Secretary Burgum Says (Daily Briefing)
Trump to announce actions to help US farmers on Friday
Trump's signature to appear on paper currency in a first for a sitting president
Newsom signs bill renaming California’s Cesar Chavez Day — to “Farmworkers Day”
Epstein survivors (sic) sue Trump administration and Google over release of private information
Justice Department probes California and Maine over housing transgender women with female inmates
Arizona court sets May 20 execution for prisoner convicted of killing man by setting him on fire — white man Leroy Dean McGill, convicted in 2004 of murdering Charles Perez and attempting to murder Nova Banta during a July 2002 Phoenix apartment attack
Revolver.News Fri 3-27-26
Meet the police chief who fired a cop for supporting ICE… Libs of TikTok reported: City of Elgin, Illinois, has FIRED Police Officer Jason Lentz after he made a post online suggesting that ICE check certain locations for criminal illegals. (SCREENSHOT OF HIS POST: libsoftiktok) — Elgin Police Chief Ana Lalley with pride police cars?! (Politics for me, but not for thee!)
African migrant is asked about rape, and his response leaves the journalist gobsmacked... - Revolver News — Post video/quote on X SamanthaTaghoy: Interviewer: “Do you ever think about the consequences of rape?” Illegal migrant: “Like, if she screams and wakes someone up?” Interviewer: “No, I’m talking about the girl.” Illegal migrant: “Yeah. When we rape her we might get an STD.”
Military Blackhawk helicopter crosses in front of packed passenger jet landing in California… John Wayne? Santa Ana, I think?
Trump admin secures denaturalization of two people who lied on citizenship application…
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