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“I won’t use the word ‘war’ because they say if you use the word ‘war,’ that’s maybe not a good thing to do,” Trump told the crowd of GOP lawmakers at Union Station in Washington, D.C. “They don’t like the word ‘war’ because you’re supposed to get approval. So, I’ll use the word ‘military operation’, which is really what it is. It’s a military decimation.” Trump avoids word ‘war’ to describe Iran conflict ‘because you’re supposed to get approval’ (KOIN) Wednesday at the National Republican Congressional Committee’s (NRCC) annual fundraising dinner
| HAKE NEWS Thu 3-26-26
🗞️ News (CNN email, AP, Morning Brew, theSkimm Thu 3-26-26)
5 things to know for March 26: Travel chaos, Landmark verdict, Robot at the White House, Kharg Island, Climate
AP email: Hegseth prays for violence against US enemies at Christian service – In the news today: Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth prays during a Christian ceremony that “every round find its mark” against America’s enemies “who deserve no mercy”; political warning signs grow as many Republicans worry about a rough midterm election; and Big Tech companies suffer back-to-back court losses. Also, why the fish you see in the grocery story might start looking more like chicken nuggets.
Jury finds Instagram and YouTube liable in landmark social media addiction trial (CLICK) (CNN calling it a “big tobacco moment”) — this 20yo woman “victim” got $3M (or really $6M??)
1 Iran Drafts Law to Formalize Tolls on Strait of Hormuz (Daily Briefing) — 2 Trump says Iranian negotiators ‘better get serious soon, before it is too late’ — 3 Iran rejects US 15-point ceasefire plan, issues its own demands as strikes land across the Mideast — 4 Iran building up defenses of Kharg Island to protect against potential US ground attack: CNN —
5 Trump Tells Aides He Wants Speedy End to Iran War: WSJ: 4-6 weeks, before mid-may summit with Xi. 27th day! Strikes reduced Iran’s military production capacity by two-thirds. — 6: Revolver / Iran Int’l: Mass text in Iran promotes Trump assassination campaign, $25m pledged — 7: (jimsciutto) Netanyahu advisor speaks out—’Iran always lies, remember that’… — 8: Donald Trump says Iran 'desperate' for deal, Tehran denies talks | The Jerusalem Post
White House Rejects Elon Musk Offer to Cover TSA Worker Pay, CBS News Reports — Trump said he’d “love it,” but official(s) said there’s legal challenges/barriers
Supreme Court justices lean toward Trump in asylum-processing case (CLICK): to reinstitute “metering” at arrival — libs bringing up MS St. Louis - Wikipedia
UPDATE: Tom Homan just revealed the dark secret inside Biden's immigration scam... - Revolver News — he put them in $500 hotel beds not $127/night ICE beds, so they wouldn’t need a court date, they could just STAY! Allegedly, per Tom Homan, per Revolver News, per Hake
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