Bodycam: 6yo shooter badmouthed cops! Iran "small price to pay": gas prices, not cities. Spectator fantasy politics: ridiculous "Epstein" assumptions. Skip Trump Accounts because market gonna fail?

The Hake Report, Thursday, October 8, 2026 AD 

Jewish speakers against mass immigration into the West. Religious leaders for vengeful "God"! Flood, Nephilim & Revelation narratives? Blasphemy of Spirit? Bible: Love enemy. Trump: L.A., San Diego? 

The Hake Report, Wednesday, October 7, 2026 AD 

Trump EO on diesel. Meat & healthy diet. Jewish friends & haters. AI & critical thinking? Lin Yen Chin wisdom. Are you a bat or ball, all over the place? We don't fear Steve Urkel! Bibi pops the mic? 

The Hake Report, Tuesday, October 6, 2026 AD 

Can or should you imagine yourself in the situation to help decide policy? Innocent men executed? False convictions: Central Park 5 & Trump's ad. Quebec politics. Black voices & racial understanding. 

The Hake Report, Monday, October 5, 2026 AD 

Kim Klacik rumor lesson: don't sue, don't fight. Trump's Super Intelligence. Charlie Kirk would still be happy with Trump. What if an innocent person catches a stray Capital Punishment? 

The Hake Report, Friday, October 2, 2026 AD 

Would Charlie Kirk support blaming Israel? What if Jesus hadn't died? I think my callers are all crazy. Cornell 7 accuser quote: 100-percent confidence! Alex Karp loves AI aka Super Intelligence. 

The Hake Report, Thursday, October 1, 2026 AD 

Sarah Sanders? Trump-Iran? Being into race? Anger will make you pick a bad fight! AI art & music? Good old days? Listen to the older, wiser people. No one remembers past generations. Racial justice. 

The Hake Report, Wednesday, September 30, 2026 AD 

Trump "pocket rescission" on immigrants: Susan Collins & Dems dislike. "Activist judges" stop Trump executive orders? Sarah Sanders "anti-white" ad? Nolan Wells and people's racial bias & suspicion. 

The Hake Report, Tuesday, September 29, 2026 AD 

Starship orbit cut short. Fave billionaire: Elon Musk. Popular falsehoods. Charlie Kirk theories. Nolan Wells liked his friends. Stop antisemitism? Against reading. Trump EO, birthright citizenship? 

The Hake Report, Monday, September 28, 2026 AD 

Canadian socialism. Learn from your enemies; don't hate them. Bibi prefers Milei or Trump? Prager paralyzed, good attitude. Are Star Wars toys demonic idols? Diversity and the attack on Americans. 

The Hake Report, Friday, September 25, 2026 AD 

"Knowledge is poison." AI to take jobs from spoiled employees? Communism's appeal: Free dental. Relationship advice from Genesis?! "The ick" is real. Tyler Robinson vs Mormon values. Gaza school fyi. 

The Hake Report, Thursday, September 24, 2026 AD 

I take breaks and lay on the couch. How's Iran war going? The Father is greater than Jesus; so is Jesus God? AI aka Super Intelligence? Many health & fitness tips for Hake. Midterms: Anyone exciting? 

The Hake Report, Wednesday, September 23, 2026 AD 

Mask-off for Jesus? Explain fall, flat earthers! No evidence of "stand down" on Oct 7! Uncertain? Don't try to figure out the truth. Losing vision, healing. Trump's radical disagreement with the Fed. 

The Hake Report, Tuesday, September 22, 2026 AD 

I'm very rusty! Lindsay Clancy: criminally responsible, but not spiritually? Stories of anger as a kid. Netherlands' Alfredo Goeloe didn't steal fatbike. FE memes: Sun, atmosphere. Trump–Iran unwise? 

The Hake Report, Monday, September 21, 2026 AD 

NO HAKE AGAIN, since Tuesday, September 8, 2026 AD 🚫

Obama's "deportations." America's protection. Is Bigfoot a cryptid, interdimensional, or imaginary? What is the spiritual world? Moon zoom-in: plane vs ISS space denier propaganda meme discussion. 

The Hake Report, Friday, August 7, 2026 AD 

Twin Falls In-N-Out & Second Amendment discussion. "Peace is being robbed from the earth." Modern-Day Debate: Evolution compatible with Bible? Celsius vs Fahrenheit. Moon, ISS, & plane meme again.

The Hake Report, Thursday, August 6, 2026 AD

AI on arson suspect. Work won't reimburse my drink! Caller's sasquatch calls. Moon crash, ISS, & satellite denial. Haunted house and broken toes. Expectations and judgment on Trump. 

The Hake Report, Wednesday, August 5, 2026 AD

YouTube & X glitch. Duplicity: Iran or Trump reflecting pool? "Zenny Tuesday": Hake won't take a stand. Should he? Illegal population growth 1980-2016, per AI. Aisha narrated Hadiths about Muhammad! 

The Hake Report, Tuesday, August 4, 2026 AD