Covington Catholic Nick Sandmann Wins Settlement from #FakeNews CNN! (Hake News, Weds. 1/8/20)
Hake News, Weds. 1/8/20
Hour 1: CNN settles lawsuit from Covington Catholic student Nick Sandmann. It’s war! Or is it? Iran targets US troops with missiles fired at US bases in Iraq in ‘fierce revenge.’ Iran sends 3 waves of attacks in Operation ‘Martyr Soleimani,’ prompting an urgent meeting at the White House. Pelosi tells colleagues to ‘pray.’ Iran leader tweeted his flag, like Trump did. Texas faces 10,000 potential cybersecurity attacks from Iran per minute. There’s anxiety over American hostages. Fort Bragg’s 82nd Airborn deploys to the Middle East. Trump tweeted: “All is well!”
Hour 2: Trump was set to address the nation in after this hour. Putin lands in Damascus in unannounced visit to Syria, which is allies with Iran. Ukraine plane crashes after taking off from Iran, killing all 176 aboard. McConnell is to begin the impeachment trial with no deal on witnesses. 6.4-mag quake rocked Puerto Rico amid heavy seismic activity. The island was dark, and ‘everyone’s scared.’
Hour 3: Stranded illegals rescued atop slippery, wet new border wall in San Diego around midnight Sunday. Colombian drug lord El Too arrested after son tips of police because his dad had an affair with his wife! Ottawa shooting leaves one dead, 3 hurt in suspected “targeted” incident.
The Hake Report, Weds. 1/8/20, Hour 4 of Jesse Lee Peterson’s stream: Cool pics by Elias Chasiotis of “red devil horns” appearing over the Persian Gulf during an eclipse on Boxing Day. Was Soleimani behind IEDs killing Americans? People mistake what waking up or being “woke” (I hate that term) actually means. Worried people freaked out about a war that does not exist, whether civil war or WWIII.
Great calls: Louie from ID is proud of President Trump; he wants Don Jr. next. Rick from Hampton loved the Biblical Q on whites being the only racists. Dennis from MA is 75 and glad for Trumps handling the war scare. Charles from St. Louis talks about estrogen in food. Gavin from CT talks about 400K beneficiaries of birthright citizenship and Mexico. Daquan from AZ feels called to teach Christianity. Skip from Augusta has 2020 predictions after Hake gives his predictions for the 20s!
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