Hake is not into callers getting personal, but they do: Gossip and slander. "Can't we all just get along?" 57 symbols on a Brooklyn playground?! Church protest vs J6: Which was worse? 

The Hake Report, Friday, January 23, 2026 AD 

Mud huts in 2026. Black-white relations. Jewish Americans doing what's right? Immigration's effect on the black community: Not worth mentioning? 

The Hake Report, Thursday, January 22, 2026 AD 

Caller wars drag on. Black lib and angry white hold a Christian discussion. Not Norman Rockwell! IShowSpeed vs dad: American. Slow. 

The Hake Report, Wednesday, January 21, 2026 AD 

Whites and blacks come together to reason with one another here! Advice for dealing with 18yo wayward spoiled son? Reaction to yesterday's fiery caller Mark. 

The Hake Report, Tuesday, January 20, 2026 AD 

Scarface was Cuban, not Italian. Poor Hasidic Jews, NYC. Do we evil men knowingly lie? Mark "The Legend" calls on MLK Day! 

The Hake Report, Monday, January 19, 2026 AD 

Calls: Noise assault, and other crime. Distracted vaxx theorists. Trump's gesture to PDF protector accuser? OK? Mark Ruffalo pin for Renee Good. 

The Hake Report, Friday, January 16, 2026 AD

Callers talking sense. Malcolm X had the wrong attitude: We ARE weaker when one is sick! Did Italians start "no-snitch culture"? Scott Adams' viral statements. John Adams spelled it "Koran"! 

The Hake Report, Thursday, January 15, 2026 AD

Trump criticized Civil Rights. Errol Musk warned against a white minority. The black mindset… from rap? Are Southerners more down to earth? 

The Hake Report, Wednesday, January 14, 2026 AD 

RIP Scott Adams. "Renee Good" discussion. Ashli Babbitt? Walking stick! Reddit: broken windows policing, please! "Coal pop!" -Sweet Brown 

The Hake Report, Tuesday, January 13, 2026 AD

Scott Adams turned Christian, dying? Trump: Getting Greenland from Denmark, not Russia or China. Hake's favorite phrase(s)? "Autistic" Barbie. Cop cussed! 

The Hake Report, Monday, January 12, 2026 AD 

Canada poisoned the North's minds! Punchie TV praise! Gov't-mother collusion. Did Tim Walz fear fragging? ICE agent dragged! Lesbian unity on politics. 

The Hake Report, Friday, January 9, 2026 AD 

We discuss the passing of Renee Good, who drove at an ICE agent, and the Antifa-type protests. Maduro said: Happy New Year! 

The Hake Report, Thursday, January 8, 2026 AD 

Philip Yancey affair. Ronnie judges ignoramuses. Mickey Rourke doesn't want charity! Mt Baldy danger. Was Rosa Parks fit? Adam looked like Vin Diesel? 

The Hake Report, Wednesday, January 7, 2026 AD 

I now understand grouchy older guys. Grok: Language is political. Nick Shirley, young Mormon YouTuber! Somalis, Tim Walz, Maduro, and fake UPS crime.

The Hake Report, Tuesday, January 6, 2026 AD

I'm back! Trump grabbed Maduro! Fraud in America! I like how Tish James pronounces Zohran Kwame Mamdani. Does God answer prayer? Is Trump a doormat? 

The Hake Report, Monday, January 5, 2026 AD

Christmas/Christian songs. Parents raising "bad" kids, giving "bad" gifts. "Wife guys." Kids stealing vs borrowing cars. Bolshevik diversity? 

The Hake Report, Tuesday, December 23, 2025 AD 

Crime going wild: Need tough guys! Trump's EEOC anti-discrimination. Pastor faces jail housing homeless in church illegally! No heaven for non-FE! Narcissist "false prophet"?! 

The Hake Report, Monday, December 22, 2025 AD

Messy start. Trump's pot plan? Christmas: condemned in the Bible? FE space and sunset denier claims the sun is amongst the clouds! 

The Hake Report, Friday, December 19, 2025 AD

Armenians and other victims. Ivory Coast: French or African greatness? WH Walk of Fame: Petty or true history? Telegony: No s— before marriage! Fraud and theft culture! 

The Hake Report, Thursday, December 18, 2025 AD