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HAKE NOTES | Fri 1-16-26
HAKE APPEARANCE YESTERDAY: Caledonian Elixir
Post on Substack: https://thehakereport.substack.com/p/hake-returns-to-caledonian-elixir
Blog post: Caledonian Elixir https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/1/15/hake-returns-to-caledonian-elixir-thu-1-15-26
| HAKE NEWS Fri 1-16-26
🗞️ News (CNN email or theSkimm or Morning Brew or AP Fri 1-16-26)
5 things to know for Jan. 16: Minneapolis protests, Greenland takeover, Nobel Peace Prize, Flu season, Iran unrest
In the news today: The broad impact of mass firings at the Trump Justice Department; new video shows federal immigration agents dragging a woman from her car in Minneapolis; and what’s ahead for Trump’s Greenland goals. Also, striking photos show how Cirque du Soleil creates dazzling worlds on stage.
.@TheMinimalists co-host @TK_Coleman joins Jesse Lee Peterson! (Ep. 436) The @FallenStateTV
The Hake Report – https://thehakereport.com/episodes
It took 35 (or 25?) years for T. rex to become fully grown | CNN
Revelation 2 KJV - Unto the angel of the church of Ephesus - Bible Gateway
Revelation 3 KJV - And unto the angel of the church in - Bible Gateway
Revelation 2:8-11 — 8 And unto the angel of the church in Smyrna write; These things saith the first and the last, which was dead, and is alive; 9 I know thy works, and tribulation, and poverty, (but thou art rich) and I know the blasphemy of them which say they are Jews, and are not, but are the synagogue of Satan. 10 Fear none of those things which thou shalt suffer: behold, the devil shall cast some of you into prison, that ye may be tried; and ye shall have tribulation ten days: be thou faithful unto death, and I will give thee a crown of life. 11 He that hath an ear, let him hear what the Spirit saith unto the churches; He that overcometh shall not be hurt of the second death.
Revelation 3:7-11 — 7 And to the angel of the church in Philadelphia write; These things saith he that is holy, he that is true, he that hath the key of David, he that openeth, and no man shutteth; and shutteth, and no man openeth; 8 I know thy works: behold, I have set before thee an open door, and no man can shut it: for thou hast a little strength, and hast kept my word, and hast not denied my name. 9 Behold, I will make them of the synagogue of Satan, which say they are Jews, and are not, but do lie; behold, I will make them to come and worship before thy feet, and to know that I have loved thee. 10 Because thou hast kept the word of my patience, I also will keep thee from the hour of temptation, which shall come upon all the world, to try them that dwell upon the earth. 11 Behold, I come quickly: hold that fast which thou hast, that no man take thy crown.
12 Him that overcometh will I make a pillar in the temple of my God, and he shall go no more out: and I will write upon him the name of my God, and the name of the city of my God, which is new Jerusalem, which cometh down out of heaven from my God: and I will write upon him my new name. 13 He that hath an ear, let him hear what the Spirit saith unto the churches. 14 And unto the angel of the church of the Laodiceans write; These things saith the Amen, the faithful and true witness, the beginning of the creation of God; 15 I know thy works, that thou art neither cold nor hot: I would thou wert cold or hot. 16 So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth. 17 Because thou sayest, I am rich, and increased with goods, and have need of nothing; and knowest not that thou art wretched, and miserable, and poor, and blind, and naked: 18 I counsel thee to buy of me gold tried in the fire, that thou mayest be rich; and white raiment, that thou mayest be clothed, and that the shame of thy nakedness do not appear; and anoint thine eyes with eyesalve, that thou mayest see. 19 As many as I love, I rebuke and chasten: be zealous therefore, and repent. 20 Behold, I stand at the door, and knock: if any man hear my voice, and open the door, I will come in to him, and will sup with him, and he with me. 21 To him that overcometh will I grant to sit with me in my throne, even as I also overcame, and am set down with my Father in his throne. 22 He that hath an ear, let him hear what the Spirit saith unto the churches.
Trump on 2026 midterms: 'We shouldn’t even have an election' - Alternet.org (far-left extremist, David Badash) / Drudge
Stay-at-home sons are here — and they’re not going anywhere - The Washington Post / Drudge / MSN
Blacks smh. Druski mocks black preachers https://www.threads.com/@infinitlyb/post/DTh7-6FCEBk
Far-left Firefox headlines
White House to end funding to sanctuary cities and states on Feb. 1 - POLITICO
Julio Iglesias accused of sexual assault in Caribbean as Spanish prosecutors study the allegations - AP
SEE BELOW: Most voters say fatal ICE shooting was unjustified in new poll - USA Today
BASED Kiefer Sutherland arrested and accused of assaulting ride-share driver, L.A. police say - NBC
Old school wikipedia article still has BC / AD (instead of anti-Christian BCE and CE) Ovid - Wikipedia https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ovid
If you confess with your mouth, and believe in your heart… TO SCOTT ADAMS https://x.com/jondutoit/status/2007979847302389780
Creepy red-green alliance. Ms Rachel (Google), oohhhhh and Mamdani. Cerno/Poso: Red green alliance - https://x.com/cernovich/status/2010934617122164998
All Gavin does is lie https://x.com/hotshot_movie/status/2010769095147332050
Reddit: John Lennon died! (In NYC?! A foreign visa holder, SMH) https://www.reddit.com/r/hake/comments/1qbrt6a/john_lennon_was_murdered_december_8th_1980_at/
By fan Mark David Chapman - Wikipedia (he was, what, 25? Now 70… 25+45?)
Mess going on with Iran, in America? https://x.com/AnaKasparian/status/2010774578046320695
Tip from Art (2A)… https://x.com/Guns_Gadgets/status/2010018510400061876
ICE STUFF
I love my job! ICE vs educated libs https://x.com/alx/status/2011141453398098158
Similar energy to this lib (CENSOR)… DON'T PLAY ON-STREAM: It's Called Free Speech
ICE agent slipped. Get up and try again. https://x.com/TheHakeReport/status/2011199668483682768 - Photo https://x.com/covie_93/status/2010759764016578655 - FOOTAGE closeup https://x.com/PopCrave/status/2010916901325848659 FOOTAGE far away https://x.com/IrisSomewhereUS/status/2010419683653263751 - Captured moment https://x.com/mfBRAT_eth/status/2010781206099738873
“Citizen arrested” — More to the story https://x.com/stefanmolyneux/status/2010805113070530681
PDF accusation, pretty dumb. Trump finger. https://x.com/mtracey/status/2011434028658827717
Mark Ruffalo, a silly man… And for me to say that… https://x.com/mtracey/status/2010838554830627155
M Tracey Again, this is highly reminiscent of the average anti-Trump heckler in 2017-2018 being inclined to yell something like "Russian asset" or "Putin's puppet." For some reason, the dominant oppositional narrative against Trump never seems to impart anything reality-based, of which there's plenty of legitimate material, to average anti-Trump news consumers. Instead, the primary theme they're exposed to is always something that exists in the realm of hallucinatory hysteria. Trump just bombed the capital of Venezuela, and abducted the country's leader, on completely spurious and pretextual grounds, with the explicit aim of seizing natural resources. You'd think this might be something a Trump-hostile heckler might want to heckle him about. Nope. Instead they shout that he's "protecting pedophiles," which is utter fantasy, devoid of any credible factual foundation, and eerily reminiscent of the fantastical notions such people harbored during the first term around "Russian collusion." https://x.com/mtracey/status/2011434028658827717
Evil Liars: “Murder” https://x.com/RBReich/status/2010034399111196952
Real bullets?! https://x.com/laurapowellesq/status/2010913250783772931
CUSSING: Emily Heller or other woman cussing and being hateful pretending to care about her neighbors a video taken by the eyewitness, Emily Heller, shows agents denying a self-identified physician access to the victim and telling bystanders to “just relax.” - https://x.com/jessicaschulb/status/2009022093581861172
Not a rando gal. -Cerno https://x.com/cernovich/status/2009694140242817119 Shielded from consequences. -Molyneux https://x.com/stefanmolyneux/status/2009696585329062371 Narratives debunked Five Left-wing narratives instantly crumble with the body cam footage: 1) Renee was terrified for her life. She absolutely was NOT. She was smiling and taunting officers. Literally zero fear. 2) The officer was not hit. Clearly, he was hit HARD. 3) Renee didn't know who the officers were. Clearly false from the new footage, they knew EXACTLY who they were. 4) Renee was peacefully trying to leave the scene. Clearly not, she slammed on the accelerator directly into the officer, even when she had nearly a full minute to leave the scene prior to him being in front of the car. 5) Renee wasn't involved in any ICE-related activities. Instantly proven false. The wife/partner in the video clearly states they are going to harass ICE "later". What is beyond insane to me is that the Renee's partner screams for her "Drive! Drive!" when law enforcement commands her to exit the car. Absolutely horrifying to watch. - https://x.com/mattvanswol/status/2009695108611092611