No Need to Get Up in Arms | HAKE Mon 6/8/26
Beware & be patient with people, not fatigued. YouTuber couple's decision. Premarital wisdom. Bank customer service.
The Hake Report, Monday, June 8, 2026 AD
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Convinced You're Right | Healthcare, Texas Case, War History | HAKE Fri 6/5/26
Canada healthcare complaints. 😉 TX case: competing narratives. History buffs team up on Hake! Young people turn gov't media "corny"!
The Hake Report, Friday, June 5, 2026 AD
Read MoreHake AI Not Fake AI! | History, Cool Tools, Kooky Beliefs. | Thu 6/4/26
AI got Hake interested in history! Hake prefers simple tools that can get dirty. Hake defends unusual beauty standards. Hake debunks all your theories.
The Hake Report, Thursday, June 4, 2026 AD
Read MoreOne Man's "Basic" is Another's "Pedantic" | Campaign Promises. Loyalty. Society. | HAKE Wed 6/3/26
Hake says Trump's basically kept promises, but some differ. The majority likes peace and prosperity, though it falters. Can you recognize the sign of the times?
The Hake Report, Wednesday, June 3, 2026 AD
Read MoreDoes Hake Bend His Principles for Trump? | Generation, Heritage, Politics | HAKE Tue 6/2/26
Millennials & boomers hash it out. Does Hake bend his principles for Trump? Beware: undisciplined minds believe wrongly. Patriotic activist shakes hands with media reporter.
The Hake Report, Tuesday, June 2, 2026 AD
Read MoreTaking Yourself Too Seriously | Vote, Ota Benga, Affordability, Dr. Umar | HAKE Mon 6/1/26
Voting with Hake. Sad story of Ota Benga. Older guys call-in about life. Difference: "pointing out" vs complaining? Umar Johnson on Kevin Hart roast: Too serious!
The Hake Report, Monday, June 1, 2026 AD
Read MoreWe Are All Puppets | True & False Propaganda & History | HAKE Fri 5/29/26
Children's music with Hake. Revisionist history: Germany, Jefferson, & biblical giants. Trump on bills & coins. Hake's puppets discuss new-fangled definitions for tired, old words.
The Hake Report, Friday, May 29, 2026 AD
Read MoreRoot of Evil: 'Me' | Tribalism, Nebuchadnezzar, Gold & Silver, Trump-Iran | HAKE Thu 5/28/26
The evil is not "tribalism" — it's "me." Nebuchadnezzar in the Bible: Acknowledge God, not gold. Cultural conflicts: "Irony is lost on the stupid." Should Trump have left Iran alone?
The Hake Report, Thursday, May 28, 2026 AD
Read MoreA Grain of Salt | Steve Hilton, Data Center Water, Prosecuting Parents | HAKE Wed 5/27/26
Story: Hake's belligerent sifu. Two different men named Steve Hilton! AOC claim: Data center dirties water?! Teen Takeovers: Prosecute parents? Nick bans caller Tory!
The Hake Report, Wednesday, May 27, 2026 AD
Read MoreWe Can Be Better, Not Bitter: Black Caucus & Homeless Help | HAKE Tue 5/26/26
Black Caucus membership threat. Scott Adams' COVID tip: Build skills. Spencer Pratt challenges Karen Bass on homeless help. East Asian low crime. Trump critic calls-in.
The Hake Report, Tuesday, May 26, 2026 AD
Read MoreMemorial Day with HAKE 🇺🇸 Mon 5/25/26
Oops, John McCain does NOT count for Memorial Day, but respect anyway! We reflect on U.S. history and the present. BTW: Is it foolish to intervene as a shoplifting witness? Do we really have our rights?
The Hake Report, Monday, May 25, 2026 AD
Read MoreEverybody Has an 'Identity' to Get Past | HAKE Fri 5/22/26
We air grievances on identity and disrespect in recent decades. (BTW: Is Iran winning?) Irish shoplifter incident sparks protests. "Anti-weaponization" fund: Sometimes punishment didn't fit the crime.
The Hake Report, Friday, May 22, 2026 AD
Read MoreIt's Wrong to Be Provoked | HAKE Thu 5/21/26
More dialogue. New rule: Don't call people that. Civil War reason. Quanell X, confrontational. Blanket statements. Prayer & fasting. Why Massie lost: new woman?
The Hake Report, Thursday, May 21, 2026 AD
Read MoreCan't Go Against God's Man | HAKE Wed 5/20/26
Massie went against Trump and fell. How to correct wild young neighbors? More dialogue: "You created us." Self-policing communities. Analyzing the "Chud" situation, and other berating incidents.
The Hake Report, Wednesday, May 20, 2026 AD
Read MoreAll Doesn't Mean ALL | Tue 5/19/26
Black and white unite. Who changed: Massie or Trump? Is the Iran war a mistake? What is "accountability" in race? People dig in because of pride.
The Hake Report, Tuesday, May 19, 2026 AD
Read MoreOne Rude Individual vs Hordes of Young Neighbors | Mon 5/18/26
Lots of news and supers before calls: Trump, politics, executions worldwide. De facto red flag law? Michael Jackson. Michael Aquino–Charlie Kirk? White and black callers hash it out on Chud & “YN’s”!
The Hake Report, Monday, May 18, 2026 AD
Read MorePersonal Attacks | Fri 5/15/26
Who keeps that slur alive? Love your enemy. Was "Chud the Builder" wrong? Civil War reverberates today. Is Trump a failure?
The Hake Report, Friday, May 15, 2026 AD
Read More'A Self-Defense Situation'... Or No? | Thu 5/14/26
Wow, attempted m— charge?! Neanderthal performed root canal?! Ear health vs audio. Eye color affects reaction time? Choose your own reality: be convinced you're right.
The Hake Report, Thursday, May 14, 2026 AD
Read MoreTrump's Obviously Right Not to Care | Wed 5/13/26
Good news on immigration. Trump: I don't think about Americans' finances in Iran war negotiations. Callers getting "b-wordy." Should you ever tell people to turn down loud music?
The Hake Report, Wednesday, May 13, 2026 AD
Read MoreFact Checked | Hake Tue 5/12/26
Conditioned to hate Nickelback! Gasoline industry education. Chinese agent in America. Fertility sabotaged by policy. "Chud the Builder" seeks violence?
The Hake Report, Tuesday, May 12, 2026 AD
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