'A Self-Defense Situation'... Or No? | Thu 5/14/26

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Wow, attempted m— charge?! Neanderthal performed root canal?! Ear health vs audio. Eye color affects reaction time? Choose your own reality: be convinced you're right. 

The Hake Report, Thursday, May 14, 2026 AD 

• (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer 

• (0:03:33) 🗞️ Premeditated self-defense? 

• (0:11:15) 🎶 Hey, guys! I Disavow tee 

• (0:12:26) 📞 Ronnie: Chud ridiculous? 

• (0:21:25) 🧐 Ronnie: Our Greatest President? 

• (0:28:06) 📞 Brady, South Canada, MN; AZ 

• (0:29:36) 📖 Brady: Enoch, Nephilim, Bibi (Neanderthal dentists) 

• (0:37:03) 🗳️ Brady psyoped not to vote 

• (0:43:15) 📞 Ryan: Apologize for being offended. 

• (0:48:54) 👨🏾‍🦱 Ryan: Philly cafe sting, identified as white? 

• (0:51:31) 📞 John: Chud shooting… Attempted m— charge 

• (0:59:00) 🤔 John: William III what he mean…? 

• (1:04:37) 🙋🏾‍♂️ John: Insults. BHI preaching. 

• (1:07:20) 💬 Coffees: Cesar Chud instigating vs provoking 

• (1:11:43) 💬 Eric, CBill: Danger to society 

• (1:14:35) 💬 YT Supers: R we still friends? 

• (1:16:25) 📞 Alex: Choose your own reality: Certain you're right. 

• (1:18:01) 🔈 Alex: Music too loud; How sound works. Talking loud. 

• (1:28:14) 🗣️ Alex: Chud type stuff… need higher IQ 

• (1:29:45) 📞 Allen, MI: Verdi Tuning, 432 Hz vs 440; Blue-eyed, Brown-eyed 

• (1:35:30) 🔴 Anchor Baby up next 

• (1:37:20) 🦷 Neanderthals wuz dentists and stuff… s/o chat 

• (1:47:48) 📞 Zenny: Illegal immigration or Iran nukes? 

• (1:54:19) Outro: Sorry, BuyMeACoffee tmrw? 

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NOTES 

Cults. Brave: j's israelites muslims BHI cults  

Tommy Robinson, not Jewish, per AI https://share.google/aimode/lifiL11lptOCEPIDl 

NY Post: Controversial influencer 'Chud the Builder' shoots man during confrontation outside Tennessee courthouse: report  2026/05/15 

Drudge: Trump tells Jews to keep Sabbath! 

MATT DRUDGE: search.brave.com/ask?q= matt drudge jewish // he turned on trump, maybe liberal