Can-Do Sad Pill | Ella Langley, Colin Gray, Trump Haters, Sasquatch, Stick Horse | HAKE Thu 7/30/26

July 30, 2026 / James Hake

Can-Do Sad Pill | Ella Langley, Colin Gray, Trump Haters, Sasquatch, Stick Horse | HAKE Thu 7/30/26

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Congrats Ella Langley. Trump black-pillers all doom & gloom over Iran. "Kill a few chickens to scare the monkeys." Colin Gray sentenced in son Colt's crime. Celebrate hobby horses & Sasquatch calls.

The Hake Report, Thursday, July 30, 2026 AD

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(0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer
(0:02:41) X started late. FE disk (spelling?) YT member emoji sticker
(0:06:30) WHM... Jake Hudson, Ella Langley, Colin Gray
(0:11:01) Intro: Jake! Hey, guys! JLP shops
(0:13:40) Michael: Why is the sun big in Africa, small in Canada? 📞
(0:21:20) Michael: Israel & peace deals? Trump's dilemma.
(0:29:03) Michael: Epstein files; Comparison Trump vs 100 years ago
(0:31:13) Michael: 10 years ago vs today: Cynical now
(0:39:04) Michael: Sen. John Kennedy (R-LA) quote
(0:40:27) John/KY: WHM 📞
(0:46:44) Supers: Michael FE 💰
(0:50:42) Eric & Jamie: Lifeguard, Chili dog, JLP song 💰
(0:58:42) Popcorn: MAGA divide Covid 💰
(1:04:15) William III: Middle East, s/o women in history 📞
(1:14:52) William III on the Pacific coast events
(1:16:46) Brady: Mehiho, Iran update 📞
(1:25:24) Brady: different generations
(1:34:10) Supers: Hake tees 💰
(1:39:20) Colin Gray sentenced 15 years for son's crime
(1:42:46) William 7: eight inches per mile squared 📞
(1:53:39) Outro 👋

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