Worst HAKE Ever | Thu 1-29-26
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Hake got caught not paying attention. 🙈 Long calls with ICE incident critics, two Brians. Black Americans. Alex Pretti. Ashli Babbitt. Iran is Iraq?
The Hake Report, Thursday, January 29, 2026 AD
🕰️ TIMESTAMPS
(0:00:00) Start
(0:03:38) Patience? NOT!
(0:04:15) 🎶 Hey, guys! Teeth tee!
(0:06:37) 📞 WILLIAM 7: Punchie Penguin
(0:12:09) W7: Jesus is not God billboard
(0:15:36) W7: FE. Copernicus. I'm not angry. You're not paying attention!
(0:18:20) 📞 BRIAN, NOLA: ICE doing too much. How about Jacob Frey?
(0:26:48) B: New Orleans crime…
(0:34:49) B: Silliness of…
(0:40:50) B: Trump
(0:42:21) 📞 BRIAN, STL, MO, 1st: Domestic. Iran=Iraq. Gulf of Tonkin. WWII.
(0:46:58) B: ICE distraction from Iran. Alex Pretti. Executed!
(1:04:15) B: Iran.
(1:10:10) B: Canada, Denmark, free healthcare.
(1:15:43) 📞 DAVID, TX: ICE incident. Alex Pretti.
(1:25:03) D: Ashli Babbitt, J6'ers had no business. Renee Good.
(1:28:12) 💬 Coffees: Greggatron, Cesar, Terri
(1:31:21) 💬 Popcorn: Police state, right or left?
(1:37:05) 💬 Coffees: Bernie Mac… Brian forgive mama; Supers…
(1:40:29) 🙇 Sorry, W7! 💬 Supers… Bibby
(1:44:45) Callers' audio not working on Hake's end…
(1:48:20) 💬 Supers
(1:49:10) 💬 Supers
(1:52:23) 📞 MARK, L.A.: Worst episode!
(1:54:00) Outro
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🗞️ News (CNN email or theSkimm or Morning Brew or AP Thu 1-29-26)
5 things to know for Jan. 29: CNN town hall, Government shutdown, Nuclear weapons, Tesla, Interest rates
In the news today: New footage heats up the discussion about the killing of Alex Pretti by Border Patrol officers; the FBI searches Georgia election offices for ballots from the 2020 election; and a look at the states where lawmakers want to end property taxes. Also, American life expectancy hits an all-time high.
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