The HAKE Report | Tue 8-26-25
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HAKE NOTES | Tue 8-26-25
HAKE NEWS (CNN email or theSkimm or Morning Brew or AP Tue 8-26-25)
🗞️ News Hr 1: Not read: Virginia Giuffre posthumous “memoir” book out // Fed governess Lisa Cook fired by Trump, but not leaving // Trump vs JB Pritzker of IL & Chicago // Flag burning EO: Incitement! //
📰 News Hr 2: Self-important FEMA “current & former employees’” “Katrina Declaration” against Trump // “Haboob,” towering wall of dust, over Phoenix! // Cracker Barrel logo drama // Southwest rules against plus-sized passengers // Female CNN “reporter” likens ICE arrest to kidnapping //
IG: Fight breaks out in South Park‼️‼️‼️ White woman throws Drink at janitor and it went left from there 🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 #fyp #foryou #foryoupageシ #fypage #2025 #foodcourt – comments: “Welp” // ANOTHER POST, IG: F!ght breaks out in South Park‼️‼️‼️ White woman throws Drink at janitor and it went left from there 🫠🫠 — comments laughing // FB: https://www.facebook.com/reel/1189167316174418
4. A black lady in a lawyer commercial was in an accident and said she thought she was gonna die. They treated her like a queen. This law closing line says, Because everyone deserves justice. Lol
DC Gal singing https://x.com/atensnut/status/1959448420789399565
Joke about Gavin https://x.com/RealJamesWoods/status/1959633466623995972
POCKET HEADLINES 8-24-25 Sun
News Israel demands release of all Gaza hostages, casting doubt on ceasefire proposal
Smithsonian artists and scholars respond to White House list of objectionable art : NPR
Paywall: Pentagon plans military deployment in Chicago as Trump eyes crackdown - The Washington Post
More Than 100 Hikers Have Died in Italy This Summer. What the Heck Is Going on?
Hawaii's Kilauea volcano is on the verge of erupting again
Health: The sit-up is over (Pocket / The Atlantic – far-left)
Haha! Blacks using my waterfountains, transes using her bathrooms https://x.com/EricLDaugh/status/1958672278478364994
Women are suckers, per X and Orwell’s 1984 https://x.com/delal1957/status/1958276716029182074 (PIC — not the long words)
“Mother” bashes man hitting on her 20yo daughter
“To the middle-aged man who wouldn’t leave my 20yo daughter alone…” https://x.com/Susanshox/status/1957069780541710830
Trump city cleanup (DC, etc.)
Substack https://substack.com/profile/19323951-centaur-write-satyr-mba/note/c-144647092
How can you not be on board with this?
“Trump often says that big cities are poorly governed. He spent decades lamenting the fate of his hometown, New York; argued frequently for tougher law enforcement; and eventually left for Florida. He has called Washington a “filthy and crime-ridden embarrassment” and “a rat-infested, graffiti-infested shithole.”
“We’re going to replace the medians that are falling down all over the road; we’re going to replace the potholes,” the president (of the country) said from a White House podium, just after urging tourists to “keep coming.”
Trump sees the world through the lens of real estate. To him, cities like Washington are properties in need of fixing up.
NYT: “It’s not so bad.”
Me: Have you ever been to these places? I’ve been to 13/17 cities in the last 5 years. The blight is real. I would also take the El Paso stats with a huge grain of salt. Reconcile this data with your lying eyes.
POCKET GOT SHUT DOWN(?) Now it’s just liberal extremist Firefox (Mozilla fired their Prop 8–supporting cofounder or whoever created Javascript and the pro-gays lynched him)
(ARCHIVE / Vox) PragerU: The PBS education alternative for Republicans and Trump. | Vox — The White House has a preferred alternative to PBS. It may already be in countless classrooms. How the right-wing network PragerU could fill the void left by the Corporation for Public Broadcasting’s defunding. - by Sean Rameswaram (Aug 8, 2025)
OLD? NEWS Judge temporarily blocks further construction of 'Alligator Alcatraz' detention center - ABC News
RIP Brandon Blackstock, Kelly Clarkson’s ex-husband and former manager, dies at 48 (AP)
Pete Davidson Has ‘Never Been More Excited’ About Becoming a Father (Elle)
Gina Carano reaches settlement with Disney and Lucasfilm over 'Mandalorian' firing (NBC)
Remains of 3 Victims of 9/11 Are Identified From Minuscule Evidence - The New York Times (Why are people putting in overtime for it??)
INTERESTING This car ranks as America's most-stolen vehicle - CBS News
Max Verstappen Says Front-Wheel Drive Is the ‘Worst Thing Ever.’ He Has a Point. (Popular Mechanics)
Pocket/BBC Culture Why Being Messy Is Good for You
Relationship story for your trauma
Gross: A librarian ran off with a yacht captain in the summer of 1968. It was the start of an incredible love story | CNN (from CNN email Wed 7-16-25)
Ex Probly raised to be this guy
IG: Girly (emotional) grateful kid https://www.instagram.com/p/DHbqhTiPXoO/
Don’t drown as quickly tip (ig) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DLqtfRytJ9V/?igsh=MWNxdHVpZ3Bld2l0cQ==
This gal suggests lifting heavy weights blah blah blah https://www.instagram.com/reel/DJXJKlIu1xt/?igsh=MXdtNzEya3lrMHBo
Mens history queen theranos CEO gal exercising in the prison yard https://www.instagram.com/reel/DM8rIKypzVP/?igsh=NmV3cWJxOG90ZHJk
Mens history hero trans racer https://www.instagram.com/reel/DHa4w8XIoa3/?igsh=MXZyaW9odG9pMHRuNQ==
The based late Pope Francis vs black hand kisser https://www.instagram.com/reel/DIxfGaLJiAN/?igsh=MXNyOGgyNHd5dW95NA==
Google Translate: Hebrew and English: Ephraim, alphabet
Israel or Palestine: Who’s more Christian-friendly?
Christians in Israel https://x.com/grok/status/1945867660811706381
Brave AI (screenshots) Palestinian Christians: Left or Right? Liberal or conservative?
Khader El-Yateem - Wikipedia — endorsed by the Zohran Mamdani (LISTEN TO HIS COMMUNISM) Two Revealing Jokes Highlight the Democrats’ Internal Struggles | National Review — clap for him or you’re a Zionist!
Munther Isaac - Wikipedia (another guy, 1979)
ANOTHER TIP: back in May: … even "liberal" genocide watchdog organizations label the genocide victims as Israel, not Palestine. The irony is that the media reports the complete opposite. Palestinian identity is rooted in the extermination of the Jews, and the West. If the Jews were exterminated and the West was conquered, "Palestine" would cease to exist as a collective ideology.
Substack is for self-absorbed writers
https://substack.com/profile/45260839-daniel-brown/note/c-126098968
https://substack.com/profile/246145505-benjamin-antoine/note/c-128256596
https://substack.com/profile/321640456-kate/note/c-132523027
https://substack.com/profile/335225385-the-inner-feed/note/c-128881384
https://substack.com/profile/45847010-lauren/note/c-128733703
(There’s other Substack stuff too…)
Ball Earth and Space Propaganda
Atmospheric diffraction - Wikipedia — different from Refraction… both have an effect!
Modern flat Earth beliefs - Wikipedia
19th and early 20th centuries
Modern flat Earth belief originated with the English writer Samuel Rowbotham (1816–1884). Based on conclusions derived from his 1838 Bedford Level experiment, Rowbotham published the 1849 pamphlet titled Zetetic Astronomy, writing under the pseudonym "Parallax". He later expanded this into the book Earth Not a Globe, proposing Earth is a flat disc centred at the North Pole and bounded along its southern edge by a wall of ice, Antarctica. Rowbotham further held that the Sun and Moon were 3,000 miles (4,800 km) above Earth and that the "cosmos" was 3,100 miles (5,000 km) above Earth.[2]
The Blue Marble - Wikipedia — 1972 version is NOT a composite. Only the 2012 versions.
Reddit: Blue Marble https://www.reddit.com/r/hake/comments/1m0svhf/the_not_quite_original_not_quite_unedited_version/
Also see https://eol.jsc.nasa.gov/DatabaseImages/ISD/highres/AS17/AS17-148-22727.JPG
Better yet https://tothemoon.im-ldi.com/gallery/Apollo/17/6 — Skip ahead several pages, then cycle arrow key several times to Apollo 17 AS17-148-22727
Earthrise - Wikipedia - 1968, taken maybe a few hundred miles above the moon’s surface, while orbiting the moon
What was David Attenborough talking about with what “we” did to the ocean floors?? (Brave search / AI)