Ellen's Mom; Seattle 'Xenophobic' Police; And Other Communism | Fri. 9-15-23

September 15, 2023 / James Hake

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Jake Paul-Vivek collab. German climate roadblock. Ellen's Early Life check. Seattle cop hit India pedestrian. Mitt texted Mitch. Gen Z stressed over money.

The Hake Report, Friday, September 15, 2023 AD

TIME STAMPS

(0:00:00) Start, music heads up
(0:00:55) Topics: Jake Paul, German Climate, Bill Maher, Ellen, Seattle police
(0:03:29) Hey, guys! (Mild) hot-sauce tee (gift: Carver, Snake Pit)
(0:08:25) Jake Paul, Vivek TikTok dance
(0:17:59) German climate protesters: Police stop cussing drivers!
(0:25:18) Bill Maher, scab restarts show without writers on strike!
(0:34:36) Ellen Degeneres early life, evil mother, "wife" Portia
(0:50:33) Supers: Apple copystrike? Anton, Landlords, JAH, Ellen/Tim Cook
(0:58:32) 這個冬天不太冷 (Zhe Ge Dong Tian Bu Tai Leng, This winter is not too cold) Jacky Cheung (1995)
(1:05:10) Supers: Yellow tee, Gay-rated, DLive, Groucho, Taco Bell
(1:13:41) Seattle police struck, Jaahnavi Kandula, India grad student, joked
(1:22:19) Mitt Romney texted Mitch before J6 (Kyle Griffin, MSNBC)
(1:29:30) NICK, WA: Conflicting reports, India pedestrians, back the blue
(1:39:36) False start, John, KY: "naggers," racism
(1:40:32) Gen-Z stressed about money, bad mental health? (Gallup)
(1:48:42) WILLIAM, CA: Self-driving cars, no thanks!
(1:57:06) Silence but for the Gentle Tinkling of the Flowing Creek - Frog Eyes (2004, Ego Scriptor)

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HAKE NOTES | Fri. 9-15-23

MUSIC 這個冬天不太冷 (Zhe Ge Dong Tian Bu Tai Leng - Zhège dōngtiān bù tài lěng - This winter is not too cold) Jacky Cheung (张学友 - Zhāngxuéyǒu) - 1995 - 5: 17 - Shazam - YouTube - Screenshot of Lyrics translation - Google Translate all Lyrics

HASSAN, KEEP HAKE MIC ON (“G**D*** burning sand”) - Silence but for the Gentle Tinkling of the Flowing Creek - Frog Eyes (2004, Ego Scriptor) - 2: 11

Jake Paul TikTok dance with Vivek

CLIP 51 (giveemhellharry) ugh… 0:11

Climate police collusion

CLIP 52 SORRY IF CUSSING, I TRIED (ClownWorld_) Why are the police helping them instead of removing them from the road? … 0:44

SOURCE: MyLordBebo: GERMANY LAME NEWFANGLED FLAG: 🇩🇪 Climate activists block the road and the people are boiling over. The people want to drag them off the street! But the Berlin police protects the activists! The hard working people are getting angrier and angrier.

Hit-and-miss Bill Maher kisses up to strikers while scabbing

Bill Maher on X: "Real Time is coming back, unfortunately, sans writers or writing. It has been five months, and it is time to bring people back to work. The writers have important issues that I sympathize with, and hope they are addressed to their satisfaction, but they are not the only people…" / X

… with issues, problems, and concerns. Despite some assistance from me, much of the staff is struggling mightily. We all were hopeful this would come to an end after Labor Day, but that day has come and gone, and there still seems to be nothing happening. I love my writers, I am one of them, but I’m not prepared to lose an entire year and see so many below-the-line people suffer so much. I will honor the spirit of the strike by not doing a monologue, desk piece, New Rules or editorial, the written pieces that I am so proud of on Real Time. And I’ll say it upfront to the audience: the show I will be doing without my writers will not be as good as our normal show, full stop. But the heart of the show is an off-the-cuff panel discussion that aims to cut through the bull**** and predictable partisanship, and that will continue. The show will not disappoint.

Ellen DeGeneres returning to television for passion project

(CNN or theSkimm Fri. 9/15/23) The LEGENDARY former feel-good talk-show host (who thinks she’s a radical lesbian, but that’s beside the point) will be featured in an animal documentary this fall on Discovery Channel: “Saving the Gorillas: Ellen’s Next Adventure.”

PICS, HAKE: Ellen DeGeneres - Wikipedia / Betty DeGeneres - Wikipedia / Ellen DeGeneres Brave search

India woman got hit by a cop car, died

(CNN or theSkimm Fri. 9/15/23) RIP Jaahnavi Kandula. Earlier this week, the Seattle Police Department released bodycam footage of an officer making jokes about Kandula’s death. Earlier this year, Kandula — an Indian graduate student at Northeastern University’s Seattle campus — was at a crosswalk when the officer hit her with his car and killed her. In the video, the officer can be heard saying Kandula’s life had “limited value” and the city should “just write a check.” A Seattle police accountability office is investigating the incident. A separate police oversight agency called the comments “heartbreaking and shockingly insensitive.” Rep. Pramila Jayapal (D-WA) said “this is exactly what happens when we normalize xenophobia and racism.”

The officer was driving at 74 mph when he hit her. It was a 25 mph zone. || https://archive.ph/bk6oj that's just what the Seattle Times said: https://archive.ph/bk6oj This is supposedly the 99-page(!) police report: https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/23854322-1_case-jacket-case-_-2023-022231_redacted

Evil Mitt and Kyle Griffins

Lame mitch text

Gen Z stressed about money, ‘cause it’s worthless

(CNN or theSkimm Fri. 9/15/23) Who’s not doing so well… Gen Z. Yesterday, a new study found that 47% of Gen Z Americans are thriving in their lives, the lowest among all generations. When millennials were their age, that number was 59%. Their number one stressor? Money.

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