Calls: Noise assault, and other crime. Distracted vaxx theorists. Trump's gesture to PDF protector accuser? OK? Mark Ruffalo pin for Renee Good. 

The Hake Report, Friday, January 16, 2026 AD

Callers talking sense. Malcolm X had the wrong attitude: We ARE weaker when one is sick! Did Italians start "no-snitch culture"? Scott Adams' viral statements. John Adams spelled it "Koran"! 

The Hake Report, Thursday, January 15, 2026 AD

Trump criticized Civil Rights. Errol Musk warned against a white minority. The black mindset… from rap? Are Southerners more down to earth? 

The Hake Report, Wednesday, January 14, 2026 AD 

RIP Scott Adams. "Renee Good" discussion. Ashli Babbitt? Walking stick! Reddit: broken windows policing, please! "Coal pop!" -Sweet Brown 

The Hake Report, Tuesday, January 13, 2026 AD

Scott Adams turned Christian, dying? Trump: Getting Greenland from Denmark, not Russia or China. Hake's favorite phrase(s)? "Autistic" Barbie. Cop cussed! 

The Hake Report, Monday, January 12, 2026 AD 

Canada poisoned the North's minds! Punchie TV praise! Gov't-mother collusion. Did Tim Walz fear fragging? ICE agent dragged! Lesbian unity on politics. 

The Hake Report, Friday, January 9, 2026 AD 

We discuss the passing of Renee Good, who drove at an ICE agent, and the Antifa-type protests. Maduro said: Happy New Year! 

The Hake Report, Thursday, January 8, 2026 AD 

Philip Yancey affair. Ronnie judges ignoramuses. Mickey Rourke doesn't want charity! Mt Baldy danger. Was Rosa Parks fit? Adam looked like Vin Diesel? 

The Hake Report, Wednesday, January 7, 2026 AD 

I now understand grouchy older guys. Grok: Language is political. Nick Shirley, young Mormon YouTuber! Somalis, Tim Walz, Maduro, and fake UPS crime.

The Hake Report, Tuesday, January 6, 2026 AD

I'm back! Trump grabbed Maduro! Fraud in America! I like how Tish James pronounces Zohran Kwame Mamdani. Does God answer prayer? Is Trump a doormat? 

The Hake Report, Monday, January 5, 2026 AD

Christmas/Christian songs. Parents raising "bad" kids, giving "bad" gifts. "Wife guys." Kids stealing vs borrowing cars. Bolshevik diversity? 

The Hake Report, Tuesday, December 23, 2025 AD 

Crime going wild: Need tough guys! Trump's EEOC anti-discrimination. Pastor faces jail housing homeless in church illegally! No heaven for non-FE! Narcissist "false prophet"?! 

The Hake Report, Monday, December 22, 2025 AD

Messy start. Trump's pot plan? Christmas: condemned in the Bible? FE space and sunset denier claims the sun is amongst the clouds! 

The Hake Report, Friday, December 19, 2025 AD

Armenians and other victims. Ivory Coast: French or African greatness? WH Walk of Fame: Petty or true history? Telegony: No s— before marriage! Fraud and theft culture! 

The Hake Report, Thursday, December 18, 2025 AD 

Australia's "North Star"? NBA Coach Steve Kerr on 2A. Good and bad Muslims. Pigs vs sheep. "Epstein" accuser calls-in! Caller doesn't like caller's attitude.

The Hake Report, Wednesday, December 17, 2025 AD

More reaction to President Trump's Truth Social "Truth" on the late, great Rob Reiner. Also: That small Israeli child did NOT spit upon Brandon Tatum! 

The Hake Report, Tuesday, December 16, 2025 AD

Terrible incidents in Australia, Brown U., and Brentwood: Rob Reiner and his wife! What's wrong with us? Emotional. Trump's "classless" Truth? 

The Hake Report, Monday, December 15, 2025 AD

Trump's spirit is more important than his policies. 33 drinks on a cruise?! Cinnabon speech. Virginia falling. Christmas is Christian! African history. Pro-Western Muslims lack false guilt! 

The Hake Report, Thursday, December 11, 2025 AD 

Best female billionaire: some ex-wife… or Miriam Adelson, "Israeli-American"? Trump vs MTG: Who betrayed whom? Is it homeless' own fault? Cinnabon speech? Australia is Hamas. 

The Hake Report, Wednesday, December 10, 2025 AD 

Buzz: NJF vs Piers Morgan. Tim Pool's studio shot-at: Scared? Portland: Suspect freed over "N-word" afterward?! "Cinnabon Karen" in Wisconsin! 

The Hake Report, Tuesday, December 9, 2025 AD

Youngest boomers, oldest Gen X, now 60. Pearl Harbor wedding day. Civilization falling apart: Louvre pipe burst! Chesapeake restaurant-fight discrimination: Victim-blaming! Vaxx for kids drama in the news. 

The Hake Report, Monday, December 8, 2025 AD 

Enoch Burke, Irish non-LGBT teacher? Scamming the soft country, like stealing your prison commissary! Tuskegee Experiments? 

The Hake Report, Friday, December 5, 2025 AD 

2015 study: Caucasian middle schoolers bullied. All are born into communism (sin): Seattle's socialist mayor. Minnesota scams. Pills and lobotomies. Chinese cars. 

The Hake Report, Thursday, December 4, 2025 AD 

Hermosa Beach bad kids! Artists take issue with WH memes. Anti-ICE fearmongering. Justice Thomas vs Soros lawyer on pregnancy center targeting. 

Trump asks reporter: "Are you st—?" Obama-Biden's Afghanistan mess. News: Drug boat drama. CA violence.