CNN LIES and Says We're More Than Halfway Thru Winter! | HAKE NEWS Tue. 1-24-23

January 24, 2023 / James Hake

Hake News for The Jesse Lee Peterson Show, Tuesday, January 24, 2023 AD

End of Hour 1: CNN’s Alexandra Meeks claims we’re more than halfway through winter! // Another Asian shot up a couple places, killing 7 in Half Moon Bay, CA (near SF)! // China Virus scams everywhere, scamdemic! // Mars candy maker pulling SJW propaganda ad campaign for M&M’s? //

End of Hour 2: CNN’s Alexandra Meeks claims we’re more than halfway through winter! // Another Asian shot up a couple places, killing 7 in Half Moon Bay, CA (near SF)! // China Virus scams everywhere, scamdemic! // Mars candy maker pulling SJW propaganda ad campaign for M&M’s? //

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Egg Smugglers at the Border! | HAKE NEWS Mon. 1-23-23

January 23, 2023 / James Hake

Hake News for The Jesse Lee Peterson Show, Monday, January 23, 2023 AD

End of Hour 1: Woman on the FBI most wanted: Cryptoqueen Ruja Ignatova // Monterey Park mass murder by an old Asian man! (Allegedly!) // More ClAsSiFiEd DoCuMeNtS at Slippery Sleepy Joe’s house! // Pressure for more war welfare on Germany? //

End of Hour 2: Egg smugglers caught at the border! // Avatar supposed to have 3 more sequels after Part 2 hit $2B // Lisa Marie Presley funeral yesterday // Buzz Aldrin got “married” 4th time 93rd bday Friday // Pakistan crazy nationwide power outage! // NYC ABOUT TO BREAK (with illegals), says the black Dem mayor // Tax season starts today! You can turn in your return! //

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It's Chinese New Year on Sunday Already | HAKE NEWS Fri. 1-20-23

January 20, 2023 / James Hake

Hake News for The Jesse Lee Peterson Show, Friday, January 20, 2023 AD

End of Hour 1: It’s Chinese New Year Sunday (I’m sorry, I thought this was AMERICA!) // Storm’s a comin’ in! SNOWSTORM in the Northeast! // Sleepy Joe has no regrets about pilfering classified documents, allegedly! “...nothing there!” // Mental Health crisis line very popular now! Just call BOND, what the… //

End of Hour 2: Biden (really Obama admin) is helping private citizens “sponsor refugees” SMH // “Gay” liberal black accuses DeSantis of shutting down rAcIsM brainwashing in FL schools (I WISH!) // Google (Alphabet) firing 12,000! (More tech layoffs!) // Alec Baldwin and that female armorer charged with two alternative counts of “involuntary manslaughter” // NOT READ: John and Chrissy Legend had a daughter //

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NZ PM Jacinda Ardern Announces Unexpected Resignation | HAKE NEWS Thu. 1-19-23

January 19, 2023 / James Hake

Hake News for The Jesse Lee Peterson Show, Thursday, January 19, 2023 AD: WOMEN’S FORUM TONIGHT, 7 PM AT BOND! https://rebuildingtheman.com/events

End of Hour 1: Don’t eat that “street snack” dragon’s breath, kids! It’s dipped in liquid nitrogen! // US to reach our debt ceiling today. Govt blowing money everywhere! // New Zealand’s female PM to resign in weeks — unexpected! Can’t take the heat! // China Virus cases! cases! cases goin’ up! DeSantis may ban commie vax & mask mandates! //

End of Hour 2: Zelensky wants more Ukraine war welfare to keep the killing going // Communist Labor Dept vs commie capitalist Amazon on warehouse safety // Accidental killer Alec Baldwin’s movie to start shooting again // Breakdancing at the Olympics! (40 years late…) // Parents mad at school for the 6yo who shot the teacher (allegedly) // A British actor, I’m afraid, may be dead in Mt. Baldy! (6 days missing!) //

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Veterans to Get Free 'Mental Health' Care from Biden VA | HAKE NEWS Wed. 1-18-23

January 18, 2023 / James Hake

Hake News for The Jesse Lee Peterson Show, Wednesday, January 18, 2023 AD

End of Hour 1: You’re not lazy, you’re just a “perfectionist” and you have fear! // Chopper crash killed 16 in Kiev. U.S. continues to enable the war in Ukraine // RINOs gonna get tough on the border (if you believe it)! Queen Marjorie Green and Based Paul Gosar get back on committees! // Veterans get free “mental health” care if they trust the Biden (Obama?) VA. (CALL BOND) //

End of Hour 2: China Virus to remain the third leading cause of death! // Microsoft cutting thousands of jobs today! // Man accused of murdering wife, mother of his three lil kids // NOT READ: A Republican Latino accused of shooting up Democrat houses in NM //

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'Gun Violence' on MLK Day by…Guess Who? | HAKE NEWS Tue. 1-17-23

January 17, 2023 / James Hake

Hake News for The Jesse Lee Peterson Show, Tuesday, January 17, 2023 AD

End of Hour 1: Used car prices should finally be coming down after the Commie Shutdowns? // Storm’s a’blowin through! // “Gun violence” propaganda after MLK Day: It’s the blacks! // RINO drama over Sleepy Joe’s double standard on ClAsSiFiEd DoCuMeNtS //

End of Hour 2: Have you guys heard of “Crypto”? It’s over already. // It’s cold up here in the north, but HOT down under! So’s the Russophobic censorship at the Australian Open! // Selena Gomez OWNS body-shamer TROLLS on Instagram (or somewhere)! // Get in nature, it beats medication, per a study! // NOT READ: TikTok under restriction from 31 states! //

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Biden Under Attack for Keeping cLaSsIfIeD dOcUmEnTs | HAKE NEWS Mon. 1-16-23

January 16, 2023 / James Hake

Hake News for The Jesse Lee Peterson Show, Monday, January 16, 2023 AD

End of Hour 1: World’s coldest city is Yakutsk, east Siberia, Russia, nearly 60 below! // Martin Luther King, Jr., Day’s today, RME // California’s getting “excessive” rain. // 68 or more died in a Nepal plane crash! //

End of Hour 2: Sleepy Joe under attack from the libs for stolen documents? // Russian strikes on Ukraine (more propaganda) // Critics Choice Awards: Brendan Fraser won for The Whale // Kobe’s jersey to be auctioned // Iranian-American “wrongfully detained” starts hunger strike in Iran prison to get Biden’s attention // U of AL bball player accused of murder over an apparently “minor altercation” //

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Black Man Sentenced for 'Hate Crime' Murder of Asian Man | HAKE NEWS Fri 1-13-23

January 13, 2023 / James Hake

Hake News for The Jesse Lee Peterson Show, Friday, January 13, 2023 AD

End of Hour 1: Storms’ a’-comin’ in! // Biden’s stolen classified documents! // Tax season starts Jan 23 till Apr 18 // Food prices still high //

End of Hour 2: Lisa Marie Presley died! Heart attack! // Trump org entities sentenced today *GASP* // Dana White doesn’t expect punishment for self-defense / retaliation / fighting with his wife // Black dude sentenced in “hAtE cRiMe” assault-murder of old Asian immigrant in Harlem //

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Tap Water Is FINE to Drink, Per CNN! | HAKE NEWS Thu. 1-12-23

January 12, 2023 / James Hake

Hake News for The Jesse Lee Peterson Show, Thursday, January 12, 2023 AD

End of Hour 1: Tap water is “generally” A-OK for drinking! // More “cLaSsIfIeD dOcUmEnTs” found in Sleepy Joe’s possession, per Sleepy’s Legal Team! // China Virus is ONCE AGAIN a “Public Health Emergency,” per Biden Admin // Sleepy Joe does NOT support banning gas stoves! //

End of Hour 2: Big gov’t gonna “rein in” big tech… // Russian “war crimes” and “human rights” abuses, per globo-homo COMMUNISTS! // Nurses’ strike ends in NYC // Naomi Osaka pregnant (japanese BLM supporter tennis star)! Is she married? //

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U.S. to Train Ukrainians in Oklahoma | HAKE NEWS Wed. 1-11-23

January 11, 2023 / James Hake

Hake News for The Jesse Lee Peterson Show, Wednesday, January 11, 2023 AD

End of Hour 1: Storms a’comin’ in! “...extreme events are the face of climate change” per one female sCiEnTiSt! // Ukraine propaganda: “Patriot missile system” training // Vaxx mandate finally rescinded for “U.S.” military (never shoulda been in place!) //

End of Hour 2: Another terror attack in Paris? “I wouldn’t go to France!…Because France is no longer France!” // Egg shortage, prices up due to a bird flu. EAT ALPHA JERKY INSTEAD! // Did Sleepy Joe steal ClAsSiFiEd DoCuMeNtS? (maybe it was Obama) //

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Prince Harry Says He Killed 25 as a Soldier in Afghanistan | HAKE NEWS Tue. 1-10-23

January 10, 2023 / James Hake

Hake News for The Jesse Lee Peterson Show, Tuesday, January 10, 2023 AD

End of Hour 1: Airlines being cheap and controlling // God is baptizing California, says Kieran McCarthy on DLive lol // Sleepy Joe pilfered govt documents as Obama’s VP? // Based House of Representatives passed a rules package, ooOOoo! //

End of Hour 2: Boring(?) lame awards show tonight // Twitter ex-employees are disgruntled, what’s new? // Ex-Prince Harry says he off’d 25 as a British soldier in Afghanistan! // Ban gas stoves, indoor pollution causes children’s asthma! //

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Weak Prince Harry Further Betrays His Family | HAKE NEWS Mon. 1-9-23

January 09, 2023 / James Hake

Hake News for The Jesse Lee Peterson Show, Monday, January 9, 2023 AD

End of Hour 1: 411 goin down // Invasion: Sleepy Joe went to the border to facilitate it! The traitor! // Kevin McCarthy got Speakership, what a surprise… but after some “concessions” //

End of Hour 2: Nationalism is NOT ALLOWED in Brazil! // Floods comin’ in to Cali // Prince Harry is a MESS //

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Unchristians Scoff at Putin's Orthodox Christmas Ceasefire Proposal | HAKE NEWS Fri. 1-6-23

January 06, 2023 / James Hake

Hake News for The Jesse Lee Peterson Show, Friday, January 6, 2023 AD

End of Hour 1: House votes 4th day for Speaker // Sleepy Joe mocks justice on J6 anniversary // NFL update post heart attack //

End of Hour 2: Invasion facilitated by Sleepy Joe admin! // Grinch Ukrainians didn’t like Putin’s Christmas ceasefire! (They don’t wanna give him a break!) //

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McCarthy Makes Concessions to Conservatives in Bid to Win as Speaker | HAKE NEWS Thu. 1-5-23

January 05, 2023 / James Hake

Hake News for The Jesse Lee Peterson Show, Thursday, January 5, 2023 AD

End of Hour 1: Self-driving strollers coming // RINO Kevin McCarthy makes concessions to conservatives, hoping to win as Speaker of the House // Bomb cyclone hitting California coast, deadly floods last weekend, more coming! // Pope Francis does funeral for Benedict XVI //

End of Hour 2: Mutual combat in Ukraine (and the rest of the globohomo world) vs Russia // Tech layoffs at Amazon, Meta, Twitter, Salesforce // Edward Norton is related to Pocahontas and a slaveowner, nice // Prince Harry tattled in a new book that Prince William physically attacked him //

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Robin Roberts Says She's 'Marrying' Lesbian 'Partner' | HAKE NEWS Wed. 1-4-23

January 04, 2023 / James Hake

Hake News for The Jesse Lee Peterson Show, Wednesday, January 4, 2023 AD

End of Hour 1: Airlines a mess: People going days without their luggage! // Will RINO Kevin McCarthy win Nervous Nancy’s Speaker gavel? // More details on the NFL player who had a heart attack // A new China Virus mutation comin’ in! //

End of Hour 2: Japanese gov’t paying people to leave Tokyo! // Black skinny lesbian cancer survivor Robin Roberts getting “married” at 62+ // Tesla went over the cliff, all four occupants survived just fine! (driver arrested) //

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NFL Player Collapses from Heart Attack on Field! | HAKE NEWS Tue. 1-3-23

January 03, 2023 / James Hake

Hake News for The Jesse Lee Peterson Show, Tuesday, January 3, 2023 AD

End of Hour 1: Another young athlete collapses on-field! // Storm blowin’ through! // Will RINO Kevin McCarthy be the next speaker? // Women taking over, gross! //

End of Hour 2: George Santos sworn in today! // There was a Times Square terror attack? (Machete) // Finally got the Idaho stabbing suspect — allegedly! // NOT READ: RIP 63 Russian soldiers //

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Joe Biden Calls for 'Unity' in Christmas Lamentation | HAKE NEWS Fri. 12-23-22

December 23, 2022 / James Hake

Hake News for The Jesse Lee Peterson Show, Friday, December 23, 2022 AD

End of Hour 1: Air travel a mess // J6 Committee trying to bar Trump from office // Ukraine getting “Patriot” missile defense system and U.S. training // Invasion overwhelming El Paso, TX, and it’s COLD! //

End of Hour 2: US and Russia gotta rescue some astronauts at GloboHomo space station! // Govt spending bill vote today? // Libs talking about “nepo babies” // Shania Twain is lost in a “confidence journey” in her 50s! // Males doing synchronized swimming, UGH // Biden decries mean politics //

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China Virus Going Crazy in China! | HAKE NEWS Thu. 12-22-22

December 22, 2022 / James Hake

Hake News for The Jesse Lee Peterson Show, Thursday, December 22, 2022 AD

End of Hour 1: Storm comin’ in! // Support Ukraine! Say the phony politicians… // War on J6 Patriots and no accountability for the government! //

End of Hour 2: Update on SBF and FTX: Criminal charges from Feds! // China Virus hurting China, rationing pain-killers (for Flu symptoms); Life expectancy down in US! // RIP Franco Harris, NFL Hall of Famer // John Mayer wrote “Your Body Is a Wonderland” for his first girlfriend at 16 //

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Taliban Bans Women from College in Afghanistan! | HAKE NEWS Wed. 12-21-22

December 21, 2022 / James Hake

Hake News for The Jesse Lee Peterson Show, Wednesday, December 21, 2022 AD

End of Hour 1: Cold comin’ in! It’s the first day of winter! // Zelensky coming to America // Corrupt Democrats going after Trump over his taxes //

End of Hour 2: Sleazy Joe wants an unrelenting stream of illegals // Based Taliban ban messy women from college “education” in Afghanistan // Unselect committee boring anti-Trump update // For The Hake Report: A white cop railroaded for shooting an arguably irresponsible black aunt who was pointing a gun at him //

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Harvey Weinstein Found 'Guilty' of 'Rape' Again | HAKE NEWS Tue. 12-20-22

December 20, 2022 / James Hake

Hake News for The Jesse Lee Peterson Show, Tuesday, December 20, 2022 AD

End of Hour 1: Cold front coming in! // Will the anti-white DOJ charge President Trump? // Invasion escalating post Title 42 // CVS and Walgreens rationing children’s medicine! //

End of Hour 2: Biden saved us from High Gas Prices! // Will Elon step down as CEO of Twitter? // Another MeToo court finds Harvey Weinstein "guilty" of "rape" //

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