Tap Water Is FINE to Drink, Per CNN! | HAKE NEWS Thu. 1-12-23

January 12, 2023 / James Hake

Hake News for The Jesse Lee Peterson Show, Thursday, January 12, 2023 AD

End of Hour 1: Tap water is “generally” A-OK for drinking! // More “cLaSsIfIeD dOcUmEnTs” found in Sleepy Joe’s possession, per Sleepy’s Legal Team! // China Virus is ONCE AGAIN a “Public Health Emergency,” per Biden Admin // Sleepy Joe does NOT support banning gas stoves! //

End of Hour 2: Big gov’t gonna “rein in” big tech… // Russian “war crimes” and “human rights” abuses, per globo-homo COMMUNISTS! // Nurses’ strike ends in NYC // Naomi Osaka pregnant (japanese BLM supporter tennis star)! Is she married? //

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U.S. to Train Ukrainians in Oklahoma | HAKE NEWS Wed. 1-11-23

January 11, 2023 / James Hake

Hake News for The Jesse Lee Peterson Show, Wednesday, January 11, 2023 AD

End of Hour 1: Storms a’comin’ in! “...extreme events are the face of climate change” per one female sCiEnTiSt! // Ukraine propaganda: “Patriot missile system” training // Vaxx mandate finally rescinded for “U.S.” military (never shoulda been in place!) //

End of Hour 2: Another terror attack in Paris? “I wouldn’t go to France!…Because France is no longer France!” // Egg shortage, prices up due to a bird flu. EAT ALPHA JERKY INSTEAD! // Did Sleepy Joe steal ClAsSiFiEd DoCuMeNtS? (maybe it was Obama) //

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Prince Harry Says He Killed 25 as a Soldier in Afghanistan | HAKE NEWS Tue. 1-10-23

January 10, 2023 / James Hake

Hake News for The Jesse Lee Peterson Show, Tuesday, January 10, 2023 AD

End of Hour 1: Airlines being cheap and controlling // God is baptizing California, says Kieran McCarthy on DLive lol // Sleepy Joe pilfered govt documents as Obama’s VP? // Based House of Representatives passed a rules package, ooOOoo! //

End of Hour 2: Boring(?) lame awards show tonight // Twitter ex-employees are disgruntled, what’s new? // Ex-Prince Harry says he off’d 25 as a British soldier in Afghanistan! // Ban gas stoves, indoor pollution causes children’s asthma! //

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Weak Prince Harry Further Betrays His Family | HAKE NEWS Mon. 1-9-23

January 09, 2023 / James Hake

Hake News for The Jesse Lee Peterson Show, Monday, January 9, 2023 AD

End of Hour 1: 411 goin down // Invasion: Sleepy Joe went to the border to facilitate it! The traitor! // Kevin McCarthy got Speakership, what a surprise… but after some “concessions” //

End of Hour 2: Nationalism is NOT ALLOWED in Brazil! // Floods comin’ in to Cali // Prince Harry is a MESS //

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Unchristians Scoff at Putin's Orthodox Christmas Ceasefire Proposal | HAKE NEWS Fri. 1-6-23

January 06, 2023 / James Hake

Hake News for The Jesse Lee Peterson Show, Friday, January 6, 2023 AD

End of Hour 1: House votes 4th day for Speaker // Sleepy Joe mocks justice on J6 anniversary // NFL update post heart attack //

End of Hour 2: Invasion facilitated by Sleepy Joe admin! // Grinch Ukrainians didn’t like Putin’s Christmas ceasefire! (They don’t wanna give him a break!) //

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McCarthy Makes Concessions to Conservatives in Bid to Win as Speaker | HAKE NEWS Thu. 1-5-23

January 05, 2023 / James Hake

Hake News for The Jesse Lee Peterson Show, Thursday, January 5, 2023 AD

End of Hour 1: Self-driving strollers coming // RINO Kevin McCarthy makes concessions to conservatives, hoping to win as Speaker of the House // Bomb cyclone hitting California coast, deadly floods last weekend, more coming! // Pope Francis does funeral for Benedict XVI //

End of Hour 2: Mutual combat in Ukraine (and the rest of the globohomo world) vs Russia // Tech layoffs at Amazon, Meta, Twitter, Salesforce // Edward Norton is related to Pocahontas and a slaveowner, nice // Prince Harry tattled in a new book that Prince William physically attacked him //

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Robin Roberts Says She's 'Marrying' Lesbian 'Partner' | HAKE NEWS Wed. 1-4-23

January 04, 2023 / James Hake

Hake News for The Jesse Lee Peterson Show, Wednesday, January 4, 2023 AD

End of Hour 1: Airlines a mess: People going days without their luggage! // Will RINO Kevin McCarthy win Nervous Nancy’s Speaker gavel? // More details on the NFL player who had a heart attack // A new China Virus mutation comin’ in! //

End of Hour 2: Japanese gov’t paying people to leave Tokyo! // Black skinny lesbian cancer survivor Robin Roberts getting “married” at 62+ // Tesla went over the cliff, all four occupants survived just fine! (driver arrested) //

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NFL Player Collapses from Heart Attack on Field! | HAKE NEWS Tue. 1-3-23

January 03, 2023 / James Hake

Hake News for The Jesse Lee Peterson Show, Tuesday, January 3, 2023 AD

End of Hour 1: Another young athlete collapses on-field! // Storm blowin’ through! // Will RINO Kevin McCarthy be the next speaker? // Women taking over, gross! //

End of Hour 2: George Santos sworn in today! // There was a Times Square terror attack? (Machete) // Finally got the Idaho stabbing suspect — allegedly! // NOT READ: RIP 63 Russian soldiers //

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Joe Biden Calls for 'Unity' in Christmas Lamentation | HAKE NEWS Fri. 12-23-22

December 23, 2022 / James Hake

Hake News for The Jesse Lee Peterson Show, Friday, December 23, 2022 AD

End of Hour 1: Air travel a mess // J6 Committee trying to bar Trump from office // Ukraine getting “Patriot” missile defense system and U.S. training // Invasion overwhelming El Paso, TX, and it’s COLD! //

End of Hour 2: US and Russia gotta rescue some astronauts at GloboHomo space station! // Govt spending bill vote today? // Libs talking about “nepo babies” // Shania Twain is lost in a “confidence journey” in her 50s! // Males doing synchronized swimming, UGH // Biden decries mean politics //

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China Virus Going Crazy in China! | HAKE NEWS Thu. 12-22-22

December 22, 2022 / James Hake

Hake News for The Jesse Lee Peterson Show, Thursday, December 22, 2022 AD

End of Hour 1: Storm comin’ in! // Support Ukraine! Say the phony politicians… // War on J6 Patriots and no accountability for the government! //

End of Hour 2: Update on SBF and FTX: Criminal charges from Feds! // China Virus hurting China, rationing pain-killers (for Flu symptoms); Life expectancy down in US! // RIP Franco Harris, NFL Hall of Famer // John Mayer wrote “Your Body Is a Wonderland” for his first girlfriend at 16 //

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Taliban Bans Women from College in Afghanistan! | HAKE NEWS Wed. 12-21-22

December 21, 2022 / James Hake

Hake News for The Jesse Lee Peterson Show, Wednesday, December 21, 2022 AD

End of Hour 1: Cold comin’ in! It’s the first day of winter! // Zelensky coming to America // Corrupt Democrats going after Trump over his taxes //

End of Hour 2: Sleazy Joe wants an unrelenting stream of illegals // Based Taliban ban messy women from college “education” in Afghanistan // Unselect committee boring anti-Trump update // For The Hake Report: A white cop railroaded for shooting an arguably irresponsible black aunt who was pointing a gun at him //

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Harvey Weinstein Found 'Guilty' of 'Rape' Again | HAKE NEWS Tue. 12-20-22

December 20, 2022 / James Hake

Hake News for The Jesse Lee Peterson Show, Tuesday, December 20, 2022 AD

End of Hour 1: Cold front coming in! // Will the anti-white DOJ charge President Trump? // Invasion escalating post Title 42 // CVS and Walgreens rationing children’s medicine! //

End of Hour 2: Biden saved us from High Gas Prices! // Will Elon step down as CEO of Twitter? // Another MeToo court finds Harvey Weinstein "guilty" of "rape" //

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DOJ's Unchristian AG Fearmongers About 'Anti-Semitism' | HAKE NEWS Mon. 12-19-22

December 19, 2022 / James Hake

Hake News for The Jesse Lee Peterson Show, Monday, December 19, 2022 AD

End of Hour 1: The unselect J6 anti-Patriots committee announces “criminal referrals” (they should be referring themselves) — to the anti-white DOJ (more on them next hour) // Will Twitter poll voters (regular users) vote Elon out as CEO of Twitter // Argentina won the World Cup! Congrats to them and Lionel Messi! //

End of Hour 2: Invasion ongoing! // Anti-white DOJ’s unchristian AG fearmongering about “anti-Semitism” // And other disasters! //

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Amazon Listens to SPLC About 'Hate Groups' | HAKE NEWS Fri. 12-16-22

December 16, 2022 / James Hake

Hake News for The Jesse Lee Peterson Show, Friday, December 16, 2022 AD

End of Hour 1: Storm blowin’ through! // KEEP FUNDING KILLING IN UKRAINE, SLEEPY JOE! // Congress fight over U.S. Military Vaxx Mandate // Twitter blue-check “journalists” getting suspended for doxxing Elon Musk //

End of Hour 2: Amazon listens to anti-Christian SPLC // Invasion incoming! // Climate propaganda //

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Ellen Degeneres's DJ Committed Suicide | HAKE NEWS Thu. 12-15-22

December 15, 2022 / James Hake

Hake News for The Jesse Lee Peterson Show, Thursday, December 15, 2022 AD

End of Hour 1: Expect USPS / shipping delays and cancellations over the holidays // Storms blowin’ through! // Weak Congress prevented evil govt from shutting down (SHUT IT DOWN!) // “White House” warns of a China Virus surge over the Holy Days (holidays) //

End of Hour 2: Ellen’s DJ shot himself to death! (black, married to a white) // Invasion at the border: update! // World Cup update if you care // Elon Musk no longer the richest //

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U.S. to Send More War Welfare Missiles to Ukraine | HAKE NEWS Wed. 12-14-22

December 14, 2022 / James Hake

Hake News for The Jesse Lee Peterson Show, Wednesday, December 14, 2022 AD

End of Hour 1: Govt about to open the floodgates for illegals // Congressmen pretend to wanna ban TikTok // Kiwis playing “mama” banning smoking // John Lewis and RBG on US Postage Stamps next year // Storms blowin’ through! //

End of Hour 2: War Welfare from US to Ukraine, to continue the killing! // Speaking of mass murder: 10 years since Newtown! // Female Oregon governor commutes sentences of 17 death row inmates // NOT READ: Student Loan communication snafu //

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Sleepy Joe Went from 'Christian' View of Marriage, to Satan's 10 Years Ago | HAKE NEWS Tue. 12-13-22

December 13, 2022 / James Hake

Hake News for The Jesse Lee Peterson Show, Tuesday, December 13, 2022 AD

End of Hour 1: Do we care about Trump’s taxes? // “Winter” Storm blowin’ through! // Fake “Marriage” bill WILL be signed by Biden // China Virus vaxx //

End of Hour 2: Invasion of illegal “migrants” ongoing (Trump once declared it a national emergency!) // Oldest BTS star Jin begins mandatory military service in South Korea // King Charles III releases first Xmas card // Meteor Shower tonight! // Cher’s mom died! // NOT READ: FTS and SBF update (whatever that is) //

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Rainbow T-shirt-wearing Reporter Died in Qatar! | HAKE NEWS Mon. 12-12-22

December 12, 2022 / James Hake

Hake News for The Jesse Lee Peterson Show, Monday, December 12, 2022 AD

End of Hour 1:

Storm comin in for the South! //
Rainbow reporter died in Qatar! //
T Swift in the news //

End of Hour 2:

China’s easing up on China Virus Communist Restrictions //
RIP feminist co-founder of Ms. Magazine, Dorothy Hughes, dead at 84 //
NASA committed to have first “woman” and first “person of color” on the moon in a couple years //

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US Trades Viktor Bout for Brittney Griner, Leaves Paul Whelan in Russia | HAKE NEWS Fri. 12-9-22

December 09, 2022 / James Hake

Hake News for The Jesse Lee Peterson Show, Friday, December 9, 2022 AD

End of Hour 1:

Sleepy Joe Obama Admin can’t (or won’t) make good deals! WNBA BLM LGB for Viktor Bout! //
China Virus communist masks coming back? //
More J6 anti-Trump propaganda coming from the unselect committee //

End of Hour 2:

Winter storms in the fall?? Very Real News! //
Halfway based Twitter update //
Based Kyrsten Sinema leaves the Demon-rats! //
NOT READ: Sleepy Joe so generous with other people’s money — free money for the spoiled communist Unions! //

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House Voting on 'Respect for Marriage' Act | HAKE NEWS Thu. 12-8-22

December 08, 2022 / James Hake

Hake News for The Jesse Lee Peterson Show, Thursday, December 8, 2022 AD

End of Hour 1:

House voting on Respect for Marriage Act: What a misnomer //
Ukraine propaganda //
Power substations finally back up in NC? //

End of Hour 2:

Invasion in America, what to do? //
China Virus on the rise, get vaxxed and BOOSTED!? //
NY Slimes sees a strike //
Peru first female president (not read, see The Hake Report today!) //

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