How do Wives Make Husbands Sleep on the Couch? | JLP Fri 3-13-26

March 13, 2026 / James Hake

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👨🏾‍🦲 JLP Fri 3-13-26 🗣️ Get-It-Off-Your-Chest Friday

🕕 HOUR 1 Old Dominion ROTC. Michigan synagogue. Pearl calls.

🕖 HOUR 2 BQ. Mayor woman with teens. Ex-NFL consults ChatGPT.

🕗 HOUR 3 Judge forced out over words. Preacher demands tax returns! FE

📖 Biblical Question: How is it that a wife can make her husband sleep on the couch, instead of the other way around?

📝 Assignment: Don't think about you at all this week.

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⏰ TIMESTAMPS

(0:00:00) Test

(0:20:00) HOUR 1

(0:23:28) 🎥 Express Yourself

(0:25:05) 👨🏾‍🦲 In bed asleep, dreaming they're awake

(0:28:20) 🎥 Old Dominion ROTC: by convicted ISIS supporter

(0:33:40) women leading… they let him out!

(0:37:25) 🎥 Michigan synagogue incident

(0:44:20) 📞 JOSH, GA: Assignment, BQ

(0:52:05) ANNOUNCEMENTS 1

(0:54:57) 📞 TROY, MN: Allowance for a possible future wife from God?

(1:03:02) T: Unions no good

(1:03:57) 📞 PEARL DAVIS, TX: Good old days: 50s-60s? Eagles concert!

(1:07:44) PEARL: Young people can't communicate. Not coming back.

(1:12:16) PEARL: Super Chat on Iran war? Kurt says hi.

(1:15:02) NEWS 1

(1:21:03) HOUR 2

(1:23:15) 🎥 Express Yourself

(1:24:55) 📞 PEARL: BQ

(1:29:10) 🎥 Fmr Louisiana Mayor Misty with teens

(1:32:27) 🎥 Ex-NFL asked ChatGPT about GF's death. HOLD ON

(1:35:15) Asking AI how to get away with crime?

(1:37:30) 🚫 TIMOTHY

(1:37:47) 📞 TRAVIS, Kankakee, IL: Rough weather, work disruption

(1:41:04) 💬 Supers 1

(1:48:24) 📞 JOSHUA, OK, BQ

(1:52:12) ANNOUNCEMENTS

(1:55:29) 📞 TIMOTHY, WA: Homeless troubles: Don't overreact.

(2:00:32) 📞 ANITA, L.A., BQ

(2:02:28) 📞 TOM, NY, BQ

(2:05:27) 💬 Supers 2: white family in MI: Alexander Lamar Banks, Jr.

(2:15:05) NEWS 2

(2:20:58) HOUR 3

(2:23:30) 🎥 Express Yourself

(2:25:12) 🎥 Controversial judge retiring over words

(2:29:03) 📞 LOUIS, AZ: What do you mean, no free will? Anger's deception

(2:40:39) 📞 DON, PA, 1st

(2:42:10) 🎥 Michigan incident last month, white family

(2:43:59) DON alleges "Selective morality" against Elon Musk and JLP's "base"

(2:51:37) ANNOUNCEMENTS 3

(2:54:15) 🎥 Preacher demands their tax returns!

(2:55:47) 📞 BRADY, AZ: "I despise Elon… I'm not gonna forgive him!"

(3:01:15) B: How can you be a Christian and FE? Jesus was not a spintard!

(3:04:00) Flat earthers don't believe the truth.

(3:07:02) 📞 KEVIN, NY, BQ, I am a couch sleeper. I snore too much.

(3:09:45) KEVIN: I believe in FE. Belief is not good for you!

(3:11:52) 💬 Supers 3

(3:13:52) 📞 MEMO, CA, 1st: Call Monday

(3:15:42) 💬 Supers 4

(3:17:40) Outro: Errbody

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| HAKE NEWS Fri 3-13-26

🗞️ News (CNN email, AP, Morning Brew, theSkimm Fri 3-13-26)

CNN: 5 things to know for March 13: War with Iran, Air Force plane crash, Violence uptick, Moon mission, Housing affordability

AP: In the news today: The man who opened fire in a classroom at Old Dominion University had previously been convicted of aiding the Islamic State group; how ships near the Strait of Hormuz are trying to avoid being targeted by Iran; and what Trump’s new tariff plans could cost American households, according to congressional Democrats. Also, a gay Muslim influencer's recipe for an inclusive Ramadan celebration.

Ground.News

TERROR ATTACKS

Armed man rammed vehicle into Michigan synagogue and was fatally shot by security: Report / UPDATED: Man who rammed his vehicle into Michigan synagogue was naturalized citizen from Lebanon, DHS says /

Suspect in Michigan synagogue attack lost family in recent airstrike in Lebanon, source says. Here's what we know. - CBS News / Michigan synagogue attacker lost family in Lebanon airstrike days ago: Report (India Today) / Temple Israel synagogue suspect's family recently killed in air strike (Detroit News) /

Gunman in fatal Old Dominion University shooting identified as Mohamed Jalloh, a convicted ISIS supporter: Report

IRAN

US military confirms 4 crew killed after Air Force refueling plane crashed in Iraq (accident? not shot…)

Karoline Leavitt Shoots Down Report Claiming Iran Wants to Attack California