I never post comments anymore! | Mon 4-7-25
Don't respond! They're condoning violence on pro-lifer! Trump drone: OK? Seals getting sick! Anti-Trump protests. Trump voter betrays Trump!
Read MoreSo brave, going with the crowd! | Fri 4-4-25
Calls: Gypsies, immigration, and health. Pence given "courage" award! If Obama loved America… Ball Earth distraction!
Read MoreBlaming himself for HER wrong! | Thu 4-3-25
Water bends on Earth. Elephant seals on tariffed island! Air traffic controller arrested! Reddit bros blame themselves when she's wrong!
Read MoreRIP Val Kilmer! | Wed 4-2-25
RIP Val Kilmer! Man engaged to a woman talking about breaking up! Fat, liberal, low-T society!
Read MoreIs Thomas Massie a showboat? | Tue 4-1-25
WI and FL elections. Calls support gym bros. TN black Rep Justin Pearson and KY U.S. Rep Thomas Massie: Showboaters? Fun calls?
Read MoreBros under attack! | Mon 3-31-25
A Trump third term? Obama birtherism? Bros under attack, promoting fitness! Exodus: Fairy tale or history? Poor Egypt!
Read MoreThe Christians killed Jesus! | Fri 3-28-25
Do you respect the veterans? Selena's killer fan, denied parole! Fentanyl victimhood. Is there a cause for anger, per Jesus?
Read MoreLeave the doe-eyed bull alone! | Thu 3-27-25
Bullfighting: Savage. Interesting calls on health. Anti-2A news. Chemtrails? What truth Trump exposes…
Read MoreHard to know the truth | Wed 3-26-25
Gaza Palestinians protest Hamas! Children SHOULD do hard labor! RIP George Foreman: Schmaxxed? Lifespan of the big and strong?
Read MoreOh, don't hurt turtles, women, or children! 🙄 | Tue 3-25-25
Trump decries distorted portrait. Yemen group chat? 🤷♂️ RIP Murphy the Bald Eagle. Israelis going to jail refusing to fight!
Read MoreDo you prefer non-political gals? | Mon 3-24-25
The Hake Report, Monday, March 24, 2025 AD
Read MorePraying in vain! | Fri 3-21-25
Nitpick the "right"; let the wrong go wild! Subsidized housing for failures? Death penalty prayers. Parental alienation?
Read MoreAn attack on Tesla is an attack on America | Thu 3-20-25
Fighting to keep waste and fraud in gov't! Illegal "taxpayers"! Bullfighting drama! Tesla under attack! Muslim students in Chicago university!
Read MoreWhat's it like being white? | Wed 3-19-25
Lib "judges" against what's right. Call-heavy day: JLP's message. Jim Breuer and pot culture? Being white vs being black in America…
Read MoreI'm really crying, how's that lying? | Tue 3-18-25
Black girls becoming victim-perpetrators! News and calls from the "lovely ladies"! Why do "I feel like..."? Trump appreciation — versus "judges" and the ACLU!
Read MoreWhose arms are bigger? | Mon 3-17-25
Kenyans who? Righteous deportations. Space horrors! Irish pronunciations. Anti-mummy propaganda! Sleep privilege? Caitlin Clark's vs Hake's arms.
Read MoreBASED Chuck Schumer! | Fri 3-14-25
Calls on "history." Happy Purim! NEWS: Chuck Schumer vs AOC? Plane fire! Govt mess. Dwyane Wade cancer feelings. Bayer exec home arson? Wombat traumatized?
Read MoreRuling by FEAR! | Thu 3-13-25
Trump's righteous "climate" rollbacks! Stuck in space! Stepmother arrested! Rosie in Ireland. Calls on climate fear!
Read MoreThese gals tryna do stuff | Wed 3-12-25
Ne-Yo, ugh. Ocean species and coral! Wife and children content creators? Trump tariffs. "Conversion therapy." Terror sympathy speech? Congress mothers.
Read MoreWho doesn't do crimes against humanity? | Tue 3-11-25
Duterte arrested for "crimes against humanity"! Caller ladies! Canada, Gaddafi, Philippines, maturity. Polluted cities. Defund "antisemitism"!
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