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SORRY, NO The Hake Report, Monday, November 2, 2026 AD
Read MoreBlind Rage | Alexander Bros. Jesus Rose How? "Ooga-Booga." Cheesecake Factory? | HAKE Fri 10/30/26
Attack on men: r— convictions. Did Jesus' body rise from the dead? 3yo soccer player's parents. "Robin Hood" socialism. Obama: Trump "Cheesecake Factory"? Is it evil to get violent when antagonized?
The Hake Report, Friday, October 30, 2026 AD
Read MorePointing at Others | All Sinned? 'Bitter Silence.' Halloween. 'Black Fatigue'? | HAKE Thu 10/29/26
"Don't point out blacks: it's not all. All have sinned." Typical take. DeMar DeRozan on X: dark room, bitter silence. "Black fatigue" is a made-up word for anger: A blind spot for white grievances?
The Hake Report, Thursday, October 29, 2026 AD
Read MoreLevel-Headed | French Canadian. "Ugh" Text. Christians Like Jews. Respect Trump | HAKE Wed 10/28/26
French Canadian words. Renter text: "Ugh they are black." Christians and Jews alike! Portland XX-XY protests. Eminem, Kid Rock, Kanye, Bush. Respect Trump doing a good job. God made life & evolution?
The Hake Report, Wednesday, October 28, 2026 AD
Read MoreMissing Factors | Trapping. God vs Nature? 3yo Soccer Parents. Fathers' Love | HAKE Tue 10/27/26
What "antichrist" means. "Have a heart" trap stories. Electric wristwatches bad? Miracles: Would God violate His own laws of nature? "Curse of Ham"?! 3yo soccer parents. Fathers' love & Billy Corgan.
The Hake Report, Tuesday, October 27, 2026 AD
Read MoreDo I Have a Little Integrity? | Méchant. Kushner Conspiracies. Trump for USA | HAKE Mon 10/26/26
French protests: "I'm not méchant!" Jared Kushner "conspiracies." AZ & AK wildlife. Trump on Nicki Minaj? Do I have integrity? Believe in innocence? Epstein: biggest story today? Grading presidents?
The Hake Report, Monday, October 26, 2026 AD
Read MoreNo Reaction | America. Debate: Name-Calling. Enforcing Respect. Being Christian | HAKE Fri 10/23/26
Respect, fighting, & race relations: Irish? Who says who deserves what? Black & white discuss speech & respect enforcement. Words are just sound, meaning in your head. Uh oh, here come tenant unions.
The Hake Report, Friday, October 23, 2026 AD
Read MoreRacial Understanding | France Fact Check. History & Anger. Quit Pot. Star Trails | HAKE Thu 10/22/26
Riot targeting denial: Hake's own personal conspiracy theory. Is God polytheist? Debate: history of "N-word" vs violent response? Quitting pot, watching self. Star trails at equator. All for now.
The Hake Report, Thursday, October 22, 2026 AD
Read MoreHuman Nature Is Communist | Trump Wins? Surveillance. Crime. Billionaire Haters | HAKE Wed 10/21/26
Did Trump betray vaccine skeptics? Is Trump $5K communism or bribery? Struggle sessions! Are tariff refunds redistribution? Crime & surveillance setup. Ovalhead skinwalker. Workers vs Billionaires?
The Hake Report, Wednesday, October 21, 2026 AD
Read MoreWe All Are Communist Sometimes | Europe Protests. Midterms. Trump. Brainwashed? | HAKE Tue 10/20/26
Tent encampments, protests: Communist? Muslim? Funding militant groups hurts later. Is angry valid criticism hate? Unfair Trump-bashing: immigration. Rooting for midterm loss? Brainwashed for Trump?
The Hake Report, Tuesday, October 20, 2026 AD
Read MoreGoing Off Half-Cocked | Nephilim. Lukewarm. France Riots: Communism. Alien Baby? | HAKE Mon 10/19/26
Which is a bigger problem: Nephilim, or being "lukewarm"? France riots: Communism or anti-neoliberalism? Is "racism" always bad? Alien babies? Don't preach at your mom. Is Trump corrupt? Is AI super?
The Hake Report, Monday, October 19, 2026 AD
Read MoreCan We Look Down on Anyone? | Childhood. Relationships. Marriage. Epstein. Trump | HAKE Fri 10/16/26
Halloween, childhood, relationships and women. In the good old days, we married early. Epstein was "addicted" to gals: Are we better? Don't argue with Trump critics: Politics isn't that important.
The Hake Report, Friday, October 16, 2026 AD
Read MoreLiberal Words | Trump Oligarchy. Exaggerating Epstein. NC Police. Biased Beliefs | HAKE Thu 10/15/26
No Nidal stream. Ukraine-Starlink limit. Overstating Epstein: gross attack on men & innocence. Under 18 means little kid? Is it in the Bible? Katy Perry space pod. Make it so slavery never happened?
The Hake Report, Thursday, October 15, 2026 AD
Read MoreFacts vs Truth | Police Bias. Teen Bullies. "Racism" Definition. Angry & Crazy | HAKE Wed 10/14/26
Charlotte police competed to pull over blacks? Define "racism." Jena 6 & teen bullies. "Crazy" American Indian callers: Earth & space. Ben Shapiro film. Would God require sacrifice to show love?
The Hake Report, Wednesday, October 14, 2026 AD
Read MoreYour "God" | Bible vs Spirit. Ancient China on Jesus? France Riots. AI vs SI | HAKE Tue 10/13/26
Believe in the Bible or the Holy Spirit? Han Dynasty on Jesus? What is the Word of God? Anyone who says AI is the enemy? Riots in France: What to do? Trump going after Zelensky for peace with Putin?
The Hake Report, Tuesday, October 13, 2026 AD
Read MoreHocus-Pocus Beliefs? | Virgin Birth. Russian Diesel. What Baptism Really Means | HAKE Mon 10/12/26
Mary & Joseph: alternate theories. Twisted Christianity & suspect historical claims. Do you lean on the Bible or the "Holy Spirit"? Trump-Putin diesel deal. Trump’s Epstein "promise" Mandela effect?
The Hake Report, Monday, October 12, 2026 AD
Read MoreMind Trap | Haters. Pork. Epstein. God & Sacrifice? Rabbi Wisdom. Nidal Hasan | HAKE Fri 10/9/26
Trump detractors cheer against America! Visa crackdown. Why not eat pig? "Epstein" mind trap. God against blood sacrifice? Marriage, love. Rabbi Yosef Mizrachi. Nidal Hasan livestream?! Black voices.
The Hake Report, Friday, October 9, 2026 AD
Read MoreDon't Get Nasty | 6yo Badmouthing Cops. Trump Accounts? Small Price? 'EpSteiN'? | HAKE Thu 10/8/26
Bodycam: 6yo shooter badmouthed cops! Iran "small price to pay": gas prices, not cities. Spectator fantasy politics: ridiculous "Epstein" assumptions. Skip Trump Accounts because market gonna fail?
The Hake Report, Thursday, October 8, 2026 AD
Read MoreMaking 'God' In Man's Image | Pro-West Jews. Vengeful Prophecies. Bible Theories | HAKE Wed 10/7/26
Jewish speakers against mass immigration into the West. Religious leaders for vengeful "God"! Flood, Nephilim & Revelation narratives? Blasphemy of Spirit? Bible: Love enemy. Trump: L.A., San Diego?
The Hake Report, Wednesday, October 7, 2026 AD
Read MoreAll Over the Place | Diesel. Diet. Israel Love. Bat or Ball. Urkel & Fear | HAKE Tue 10/6/26
Trump EO on diesel. Meat & healthy diet. Jewish friends & haters. AI & critical thinking? Lin Yen Chin wisdom. Are you a bat or ball, all over the place? We don't fear Steve Urkel! Bibi pops the mic?
The Hake Report, Tuesday, October 6, 2026 AD
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