Trump, looking out for Iran, Israel, and Qatar! Wild-haired boy: "Hey, Lebron, can you sign my shoe? Please?" IG: Tornadoes and hail footage. Callers try to wake Hake up about Israel, Epstein, Trump. 

The Hake Report, Thursday, March 19, 2026 AD 

Several headlines: AI Bibi? Juliana "Forget Trump" Stratton, next black female Senator? Iran war propaganda: Trump vs NATO? 

The Hake Report, Wednesday, March 18, 2026 AD 

Callers vent about Israel, Iran war, and white Americans. Is Islam closer to Christianity than Judaism? Can a brother walk in the suburb with a boombox without fear? 

The Hake Report, Tuesday, March 17, 2026 AD 

Identity is an idol. Jesus' color is a silly argument. Muslims' false belief about Christ? Jesse Jackson's "celebration of life" turned to political griping! "DEI" fact check from Marc Lamont Hill. 

The Hake Report, Monday, March 16, 2026 AD

Do many whites think Jesus was white? Why black Americans are more "into" race. Should we be more concerned about children than adults, in war?

The Hake Report, Friday, March 13, 2026 AD 

Take even Trump with a grain of salt. Bowing to African Jesus: A liberal question? Maze mentions the late great Stepin Fetchit and Kash Patel's eyes. 

The Hake Report, Thursday, March 12, 2026 AD 

Stereotypes: Smoke alarms vs wash cloths. Pop culture smears the South. Why is questioning the H— illegal? Support Nick and Israel? Would you bow to Jesus? Is he black? 

The Hake Report, Wednesday, March 11, 2026 AD 

History with no agenda? "Jesus was a POC." Isn't it a stupid question, whether Hake took the $7K? "No other President" can do what Trump does! 

The Hake Report, Tuesday, March 9, 2026 AD 

History denial/propaganda. Quit 30 days: "monkey on your back!" Iran school bombed near base? Jesse Jackson funeral: No politics, please? 

The Hake Report, Monday, March 9, 2026 AD 

European Israelites? Kristi Noem gossip. Markwayne Mullin vs union "thug"? Be a better father? The high-IQ direct line to Trump? (s/o DC Talk, Weds too) 

The Hake Report, Friday, March 6, 2026 AD 

Concern-trolling Iran war. Our Future Prez and Our Greatest Prez love America. CA and TX: Aztlán? Ever had a torta? Were WWII Allies Antifa? 

The Hake Report, Thursday, March 5, 2026 AD 

Is America Babylon? Bad to mock a stutter? Are drugs Christian? Iran or Mexico: Who's worse for America? Hadiths: Muhammad's water miracle. 

The Hake Report, Wednesday, March 4, 2026 AD 

Egos argue about Iran and Trump. True Israelite lineage: black, white, or Jewish? Was Elvis a paid Shabbos goy? BTW: All immigrants are not equal! 

The Hake Report, Tuesday, March 3, 2026 AD 

Trump struck Khamenei (and Ahmadinejad?). "Iraq 2.0"? Did Trump promise not to go to war with Iran? Do you feel betrayed? 

The Hake Report, Monday, March 2, 2026 AD 

Here for black entertainment! Identities divide. Mixing: OK or bad? "One on Christ"? End of BHM: JLP, Obama, Ruby Ridges… 

The Hake Report, Friday, February 27, 2026 AD 

Voting at age 60? Our Future President: mixed? Surface-level thrills: just bashing. Women's politics, Jesus' politics? RIP Jimmie Lee Jackson, Viola Liuzzo. 😔

The Hake Report, Thursday, February 26, 2026 AD 

Fit white pothead met his goals, but took "degenerate" personally. Future President's "Epstein" quarter-zip is a joke! Are my donors your business? 

The Hake Report, Wednesday, February 25, 2026 AD

Boomers hash it out with "constructive criticism." Taking something to calm down? Epstein accusers were grown. They're infantilizing teens. Our Future President knows. 

The Hake Report, Tuesday, February 24, 2026 AD 

Mexico in terror after fatal failed attempt to capture cartel boss: "victory"? Is fresh meat quality down lately? Viola Liuzzo's Voting Rights Act. Hake and J's. 

The Hake Report, Monday, February 23, 2026 AD 

What does conservatism mean nowadays? So-called "Supreme Court" strikes down Trump tariffs. Stonewalling marriage. Judging brainwashed people. JLP caller on-hold, ticked! 

The Hake Report, Friday, February 20, 2026 AD