HAKE Tue 8/4/26
The Hake Report, Tuesday, August 4, 2026 AD
Read MoreMen's History Theories | We Do Bigfoot Calls. Moon Crash. BLM Bodycams. 47's Term? | HAKE Mon 8/3/26
It's August! Midge patties. Rate our sasquatch noises: 1-10? SpaceX to crash into Moon on accident! Caller laughs at terrible bodycam story! BLM Q's. Trump-Iran: in over his head? 1 in 3 Dems pro-DSA?
The Hake Report, Monday, August 3, 2026 AD
Read MoreReal American Heroes | Dr. Fauci, Charlie Kirk, History, Friends, American Way | HAKE Fri 7/31/26
Last day of July history. Drama: Dr. Fauci pleads the 5th. Tyler Robinson–Charlie Kirk trial. Wife & 6 children. American way: Live outside means? Lifeguard hero. Inaccuracy in the direction of truth?
The Hake Report, Friday, July 31, 2026 AD
Read MoreCan-Do Sad Pill | Ella Langley, Colin Gray, Trump Haters, Sasquatch, Stick Horse | HAKE Thu 7/30/26
Congrats Ella Langley. Trump black-pillers all doom & gloom over Iran. "Kill a few chickens to scare the monkeys." Colin Gray sentenced in son Colt's crime. Celebrate hobby horses & Sasquatch calls.
The Hake Report, Thursday, July 30, 2026 AD
Read MoreCan't Care Too Much | Lifeguards, Old Folks, Palestinians, Barbz, "Mehiho" | HAKE Wed 7/29/26
Hogs, heroes & lifeguards: Hasselhoff. Nanny state. JLP book. Cities are evil? Care about Palestinians? Nicky Minaj. Trump says "Mexico." Fauci diary. Al Sharpton misinfo? Nolan Wells: heavy drinking?
The Hake Report, Wednesday, July 29, 2026 AD
Read MoreSuspicious of Your Thoughts? | Shiloh, NASA, Jesse Coin, Antarctica, Rhodesia | HAKE Tue 7/28/26
Shiloh Hendrix & cameraman Omar facts. Does NASA troll? Jesse coin! Antarctica FE fun fiction. Is Trump controlled? Rhodesian PM Ian Smith. New Tuskegee dress code. Crocs' valid use. Happy bday, Jake!
The Hake Report, Tuesday, July 28, 2026 AD
Read MoreStay with Boring Reality | Nature. Palestine. Moon. Japan. Shiloh Hendrix. | HAKE Mon 7/27/26
Fishing & frogging in Canada. Palestine facts. Moon to Earth. Race leaders: people like excitement, not mundane reality. NASA zipline? Blood sacrifice? Why's Japan clean? Shiloh Hendrix. Nolan Wells.
The Hake Report, Monday, July 27, 2026 AD
Read MoreNo Need to Fret: It Works Out | Fonz, Rocky, Islam, Intelligence, Nephilim | HAKE Fri 7/24/26
Henry "Fonz" Winkler saved Rocky! Muslim tradition & USA. How to eat crawfish. Intelligence. Dr. Freeman Dyson. Trump 47. Nephilim, flesh & blood! Muslim girls at graduations. Energy drinks & Mormons.
The Hake Report, Friday, July 24, 2026 AD
Read MoreThey Took Our Adam's Apples | Cultural Icons. Mixed Men. Anglo Culture. | HAKE Thu 7/23/26
"Involve me and I learn." Ben Franklin. Dukes of Hazzard. Biracial manosphere. Smithsonian on white culture. Testosterone in military and pro-LGBTQ judge. Single moms' plight? Henry "Fonz" Winkler.
The Hake Report, Thursday, July 23, 2026 AD
Read MoreHistory & Science | Shakespeare. Netanyahu. Father's Justice? Space Denial. | HAKE Wed 7/22/26
Learning history: Shakespeare. Netanyahu & Milei. Father in Jeffrey Doucet case. Fitness talk. Hake explains the atmosphere spins with the ball Earth inside the space vacuum.
The Hake Report, Wednesday, July 22, 2026 AD
Read MoreToo Manly | Maine Democrats, Globe Drawings, Margaret Thatcher, Middle East | HAKE Tue 7/21/26
Dems' masculine aggression clampdown: Troy Jackson, Graham Platner, Jeffrey Epstein. Hake proves ball earth with horizon drawings. US Ethos? Margaret Thatcher, heroine of history? Socialism debunked.
The Hake Report, Tuesday, July 21, 2026 AD
Read MoreHave a Good Attitude | Legionnaires', AI, Gen Z, Boomers, Wealth, Eminent Domain | HAKE Mon 7/20/26
Election policy thoughts. Health hazard history. Spencer Pratt on NYC DSA. Nephilim & Bible theories. Gen Z advice: Do not complain or blame; save & invest. Eminent domain: Y/N? "Generational wealth."
The Hake Report, Monday, July 20, 2026 AD
Read MoreI Have to Love Boomers | Even Liberals. Election Integrity. Music. Food. HBD. | HAKE Fri 7/17/26
Thx for b-day wishes! Cute, deformed raccoon. Seattle loves that. Eminem & President Trump, heroes. U.S.–Israel clarification. Ladies discuss election integrity: the debate drags on and on.
The Hake Report, Friday, July 17, 2026 AD
Read MorePeople Are Spoiled | Good Old Days. Bad Kids. Charlie Kirk, Lindsey Graham. | HAKE Thu 7/16/26
We're spoiling our migrants! Boomers reminisce on poster girls & vintage beer memorabilia. Charlie Kirk & Lindsey Graham: late, great, pro-Israel Americans. Different rambunctious kids. WeHo flood!
The Hake Report, Thursday, July 16, 2026 AD
Read MoreHave We Morally Declined? | Judging History. Single Men. White Stars. Sea Lions. | HAKE Wed 7/15/26
Morals of the times. U.S. expansion: Good or bad for America? Lindsey Graham and other fellow single men, and society's setup. Historical figures from show biz. SF Bay incidents and sea lions.
The Hake Report, Wednesday, July 15, 2026 AD
Read MoreDon't Pay Attention to Every Word Said | Lindsey Graham, Charlie Kirk, Nutrition | HAKE Tue 7/14/26
Defending Lindsey Graham's character. Was Charlie Kirk really all that "based"? Nutrition tips with Hake (info may be false). "Take no heed unto all words that are spoken." -Ecclesiastes
The Hake Report, Tuesday, July 14, 2026 AD
Read MoreRIP Lindsey Graham | Occasional Shows of Strength. Optimism vs Pessimism. Trust. | HAKE Mon 7/13/26
Lindsey Graham (RIP) spoke up for men. Optimism is American. Nolan Wells question: Should you distrust your kid's friends? "Godfather" influence: Life imitating art. Listen to Ozzy, don't go to MAID.
The Hake Report, Monday, July 13, 2026 AD
Read MoreReasoning with the Deceiver | MLK Theology. Hallucination by People and AI. | HAKE Fri 7/10/26
Don't be too reasonable or substantive. MLK theology: no virgin birth, social gospel. Ancestors would shake their heads. People hallucinate like AI. Granny loves interracial in-law now.
The Hake Report, Friday, July 10, 2026 AD
Read MorePower Reveals Your Corruption | E Jean World. Cosby Era. Charlie Kirk Successor. | HAKE Thu 7/9/26
It's a backwards world: Followers are leading. Gossips are judging. People are evil. We discuss Trump, Cosby, late US heroes, kooky ideas, Erika Kirk, and the Tyler Robinson preliminary hearing.
The Hake Report, Thursday, July 9, 2026 AD
Read MoreI Believe the Official Narratives | Erika Kirk, Bibi Netanyahu, Manly Work | HAKE Wed 7/8/26
Kooky theorists call-in! Charlie Kirk wanted Erika running TPUSA? Nolan Wells fam hired Ben Crump?! Don't underestimate Tyler Robinson. Is Bibi manlier than Obama? Hamas tunnels banned civilians?
The Hake Report, Wednesday, July 8, 2026 AD
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