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A live call-in show with James Hake on Jesse Lee Peterson’s network

Darkness Covers the Earth | AOC Breakup. Divorcees. Hong Kong. Costco Jealousy. AI | JLP Thu 8/13/26

Why vacations? AOC breakup. “Hot” divorcees. Bangladeshi in Hong Kong. Jealous Costco employee. ChatGPT murder? MA: Prioritizing Patient Access to Care Act 👨🏾‍🦲 JLP Thu 8/13/26 

Bible Thumper Thursday 📖 

HOUR 1: Vacation. AOC breakup. Divorcees. Stop the car! 

HOUR 2: Bangladeshi in Hong Kong. Jealous Costco coworker. 

HOUR 3: Want a family? Laziness. Teen AI murder? Access to Care, MA. 

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Give Up Your Treasures | Integrated Restaurants. Mom Asleep. OF Model. Cop Charged | JLP Wed 8/12/26

Good mother with anger? Best friend’s baby name. Extra shrimp? 30+ bar. TV anchor mom sleeps. Kaiser misdiagnosis. OnlyFans model “guilty.” Dine-and-dash. SUV shot up. 👨🏾‍🦲 JLP Wed 8/12/26 

Black Excellence ☝🏾 / Manhood Hour 💪 

HOUR 1: Good angry mother? Best friend’s baby? Restaurants: 30+? 

HOUR 2: Extra shrimp. Reporter mother sleeping. Parking dispute. 

HOUR 3: Cop charged. Dine-and-dash. SUV shot up. 

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Noise Is a Weapon | WNBA Men? "Jesus" March. UK Bat Ban. TX Mosque | JLP Tue 8/11/26

Noise in your head to drown out the truth. Men in WNBA? Jesus march & Muslim gathering. Cancer call. Baseball bat arrest in UK. Mosque discussion, McKinney, TX. Mother’s love? 👨🏾‍🦲 JLP Tue 8/11/26 

Country & Western Tuesday 🐴 🪕 

HOUR 1: Noises in your head. Men to join WNBA? 

HOUR 2: Jesus. Muslims. Cancer. UK baseball bat. 

HOUR 3: Mosque in McKinney, TX. Career? No love? 

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Bring Back My Country to Me | God's Law. WNBA. Crime on IG. Police Mama. AOC Eggs | JLP Mon 8/10/26

God's laws, not words. WNBA ejection: privilege? Charlotte man posts crime. Police mama! Woman lost after losing jobs. AOC freezing eggs. Jesse’s kinfolk! 👨🏾‍🦲 JLP Mon 8/10/26

Female Monday 🙋‍♀️ 

HOUR 1: Laws of God. WNBA foul. 

HOUR 2: Charlotte assault. Police mama! 

HOUR 3: She lost job. AOC freezing eggs. Kinfolk call! 

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Evil Thrills | You Love Misery. Kissing Boots. Litter Skit? $1M or Father? Dating | JLP Fri 8/7/26

What you love in life: misery. Whites kneel, kiss boots. Anger, God's attribute? Ladies argue: Pick up that trash! $1M or a father? Harmonica Nat'l Anthem. Dating a Christian. 👨🏾‍🦲 JLP Fri 8/7/26

Get-It-Off-Your-Chest Friday 🗣️

HOUR 1: What you truly love: thoughts. Kissing boots of black Americans. 

HOUR 2: Anger of God? I ain't picking up your litter! $1M or your father? 

HOUR 3: Dating a "Christian." Knowledge vs wisdom. Police bias? 

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What in Life Do You Truly Love? | Judgment. Perez Hilton. WA Fire. Jesus. Trans Son | JLP Thu 8/6/26

What in life do you truly love? Perez Hilton's TikTok & Bibles. Spokane fire. "Behind Blue Eyes." Jeff Younger's son, transitioned by mother? Jesus & knowledge of the Bible. 👨🏾‍🦲 JLP Thu 8/6/26

Bible Thumper Thursday 📖 

HOUR 1: What do you truly love? Forgive father. Stop judging family. 

HOUR 2: Perez Hilton's TikTok & Bibles. Spokane arson? 

HOUR 3: The Who. Jeff Younger's son, transitioned? What you truly love.

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God Did Not Give You Pain | Trump Golf Course. Austrian Girlfriend. Friend Got Shot | JLP Wed 8/5/26

Emotional pain is not from God. Man casing Trump golf course? 19, girlfriend in Austria. Guilt after friend was shot. 👨🏾‍🦲 JLP Wed 8/5/26

Black Excellence ☝🏾 / Manhood Hour 💪 

HOUR 1: You think pain is from God. Another plot on Trump? 

HOUR 2: Dump Austrian gf. Grandma gave me beer. 

HOUR 3: Friend got shot. Caller loves his misery. 

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Voices Piped in Your Head | NYC Grocery ID. Idaho In-N-Out. Wife Won't Clean. | JLP Tue 8/4/26

Wake up: Voices piped into your head. NYC gov't grocery card. In-N-Out update. Illuminati. Wife off the rails after kid, won't clean. 👨🏾‍🦲 JLP ​​Tue 8/4/26

Country & Western Tuesday 🐴 🪕 👨🏾‍🦲 JLP 8/4/26

HOUR 1: Thoughts piped into your head. NYC grocery ID. In-N-Out shooting. 

HOUR 2: Illuminati caller; amputee; 82yo on "the tongue." 

HOUR 3: Trifling wife won't clean: I'm embarrassed, mad. 

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"If—" You Do This | Men's Assignment. In-N-Out. 9/11 Story. Bad Anthem. Smooching. | JLP Mon 8/3/26

Men's History Month Assignment. In-N-Out Twin Falls. Teacher on 9/11. Martha Reeves' National Anthrm. Married lawyer caught. Bar shooting. What you've done for her.. 👨🏾‍🦲 JLP Mon 8/3/26

Female Monday 🙋‍♀️ Men's History Month 💪 

HOUR 1: Assignment. "If—" poem. BQ's. In-N-Out in ID. 

HOUR 2: Afraid to forgive. Teacher on 9/11. Martha Reeves. 

HOUR 3: Married lawyer caught kissing. FB Live at a bar. Stomach/woman comparison. 

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Waves of Healing | L.A. Burglaries, Harmonica, Black Lady in a White Neighborhood | JLP Fri 7/31/26

Do something for yourself. L.A. burglaries. Caller plays harmonica. Greater works than God? Marilyn R Thrower on white neighborhood. More historical heroes. 👨🏾‍🦲 JLP Fri 7/31/26

Get-It-Off-Your-Chest Friday 🗣️ 

HOUR 1: Emotional: One more "don't." L.A. intruders. 

HOUR 2: Harmonica playing & history heroes 

HOUR 3: Jesus. Marilyn R. Thrower's quiet white neighborhood! 

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Never, Ever, Ever… | Don'ts. Homeless. Marriage. Wife & 6 Kids. Coach Bieniemy. | JLP Thu 7/30/26

(Do what you want.) 3-4 don't evers… L.A. homeless. Unmarried woman. Working wife & 6 children. Coach Bieniemy's wife & son. Women given permission to be evil. 👨🏾‍🦲 JLP Thu 7/30/26 

Bible Thumper Thursday 📖 

HOUR 1: Never, ever, ever… but do what you want. 

HOUR 2: L.A. homeless. Unwed mother's dilemma. 

HOUR 3: Wife & six kids. Coach Bieniemy family. 

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Laws of God in the Heart | Bill Lockwood, Tuskegee, Aaron Bushnell, Water Rescues | JLP Wed 7/29/26

Shiloh Hendrix & Nolan Wells. Bill Lockwood: Thomas Jefferson. Tuskegee dress code. Aaron Bushnell in 2024. Lifeguard saves kid. Man drowned saving fiancée. 👨🏾‍🦲 JLP Wed 7/29/26 

HOUR 1: Black Excellence & White History: Bill Lockwood 

HOUR 2: Tuskegee dress code. Darkness hates light. 

HOUR 3: Aaron Bushnell. 16yo lifeguard. Man died saving fiancée. 

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When They Say You're Weak | Seattle Fest, Madison BLM, God's Word, Airbnb Squatter | JLP Tue 7/28/26

When someone says you're angry…? Bite of Seattle. BLM Madison. Palestine. Infallible Word. AirBNB squatter? Mother's trial. Cracker Barrel CEO. Cheating hypocrisy. 👨🏾‍🦲 JLP Tue 7/28/26 

Country & Western Tuesday 🐴 🪕 

HOUR 1: When they call you angry? Bite of Seattle. 

HOUR 2: Corey Ruiz protests. Palestine. Fallible Bible…? 

HOUR 3: Airbnb squatter? Mother on trial. Cracker Barrel. Cheating hangup. 

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Stop Mental Playbacks | Jesus vs Sacrifice? DC Team. Is Life Hard? Shiloh Hendrix | JLP Mon 7/27/26

Stop mental playbacks. Jesus: against blood sacrifice? DC basketball team, FL 7-Eleven. Is your life hard? Howard un-enrollment. North Yarmouth, ME. Shiloh Hendrix "guilty." 👨🏾‍🦲 JLP Mon 7/27/26

Female Monday 🙋‍♀️ 

HOUR 1: Mental playbacks. BQ's. Jesus vs sacrifice? B-ball teens & coach. 

HOUR 2: Mothers. Brains. Tucson suspect. Lessons from church. 

HOUR 3: Is life hard? Howard un-enrollment. Men in ME town. Shiloh Hendrix. 

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Why Take Sides? | Protest, Madison, WI. Allahu Akbar, NYC. Taco Rico. NJ Voters. | JLP Fri 7/24/26

Taking sides. Madison protest. Baptized Mormon? Allahu Akbar in NYC. Street preachers. Grandma joke. Taco Rico owner. NJ voter registration "glitch." Catholic religion. 👨🏾‍🦲 JLP Fri 7/24/26 

Get-It-Off-Your-Chest Friday 🗣️ 

HOUR 1: Which side? Protest: Madison, WI. 42, living w/ mother. 

HOUR 2: Mormon baptism? Grandma? NYC "Allahu Akbar." Churches. 

HOUR 3: Street preachers. Grandma joke. Taco Rico. NJ voter rolls. 

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In·FA·luh·bl | Infallible. Soldiers. Reparations. Crawling for Ego. Nolan Wells. | JLP Thu 7/23/26

Infallible. Four U.S. soldiers. Sunny Hostin's "Reparations." Crawling to church. Anthem fan slap. Helpful people. Nolan Wells autopsy. 👨🏾‍🦲 JLP Thu 7/23/26

Bible Thumper Thursday 📖 

HOUR 1: Peace. Four soldiers. Sunny Hostin: Reparations. 

HOUR 2: Infallible. Crawls to church. Wrong idea about prayer. 

HOUR 3: Crawling. Fan slap! Helpful people. Nolan Wells autopsy. 

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Amazin' History | Booker T Washington, Philly Train, Jasmine Crockett, Stephen A | JLP Wed 7/22/26

Booker T. Washington. Health hangup? History at the dinner table. Philadelphia train. Jasmine Crockett on Argentina. Arline rep. Trans student. Stephen A's daughter. 👨🏾‍🦲 JLP Wed 7/22/26 

Black Excellence ☝🏾 / Manhood Hour 💪 

HOUR 1: Booker T. Washington. She's into health, lacks faith in God? 

HOUR 2: Let awareness guide you. Let people be. History with my children. 

HOUR 3: Influenced: Philly train. Crockett: Argentina. ICE?! Trans kid. Stephen A's daughter. 

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Don't Think of Your Rescue | Anti-ICE. Nolan Wells. Castle Doctrine. Anti-Aging. | JLP Tue 7/21/26

Don't think up a false rescue. Anti-ICE. "Worried" wife. Nolan Wells funeral. Mother of 13yo. Anti-aging death. 👨🏾‍🦲 JLP Tue 7/21/26 

Country & Western Tuesday 🐴 🪕 

HOUR 1: Realize you're lost. ICE targeted? Nosy wife. Nolan Wells funeral. 

HOUR 2: Cheating wife didn't hurt him. Not castle doctrine. Female officer's affair. 

HOUR 3: 15yo mothers with 20yo partners. Anti-aging injection death. Jesus & Bible? 

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Do You Like Feelings? | Sunny Hostin, AOC, JD Vance, Jerry Rice, Illegal Husband | JLP Mon 7/20/26

Wait upon the Lord. Do feelings seem like life? Sunny Hostin & AOC. JD Vance boy. Jerry Rice heckled. Do you have a life? Illegal husband. Eminent domain. George Washington. 👨🏾‍🦲 JLP Mon 7/20/26 

Female Monday 🙋‍♀️ 📞 

HOUR 1: Wait for help. The View's Sunny Hostin & son. AOC speaking. 

HOUR 2: Love feelings? JD Vance's 4th kid. Jerry Rice golf heckler. 

HOUR 3: Can't fix illegal husband. Eminent domain. George Washington. 

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Awareness Heals Emotional Stabs | Nolan Wells. Trump Speech. Urban Stories. | JLP Fri 7/17/26

Doom & gloom? Nolan Wells speculation. Trump address: Elections. "Deep state"? Stories in Baltimore, Newark, Charlotte. 👨🏾‍🦲 JLP's Get-It-Off-Your-Chest Friday 🗣️ 7/17/26

HOUR 1: Ever depressed? July History Month isn't real?! 

HOUR 2: Calls: Nolan Wells. Hake b-day. Judging my father. 

HOUR 3: Trump speech. Baltimore 7-Eleven. Newark Nun. Charlotte bus. 

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