News Hr 1:  Tesla self-valet crashes?  //  *CA wildfires  //  winter storm!  //  *Trump transition and news conference!  //  RIP Peter Yarrow of Peter, Paul, and Mary (Puff the Magic Dragon writer)  //  

News Hr 2:  Cybertruck explosion update  //  *Good news from Meta?!  //  *ANOTHER airplane stowaway?!  //  Wash COMPost layoffs  //  NOT READ: $7.7B for Mars samples to Earth, per NASA  //  

Gray is the new black! 👴🏾 | JLP Wed 1-8-25

JLP Wed 1-8-25  Stop thinking and be free. 

News Hr 1:  Housing market  //  *Trump wants one big beautiful bill  //  *Trudeau resigns!  //  

News Hr 2:  *Bird flu death in Louisiana!  //  *Earthquake kills 95+ in Tibet?!  //  *No medical debt on credit reports, says Evil “Biden” Admin  //  *Hyacinth on the water causing problems; Kenya turning it into biodegradable plastic!  //  *Biden called NOLA “strong” XD  //  

The gov't wants you in fear | JLP Tue 1-7-25

JLP Tue 1-7-25  Country & Western Tuesday  

News Hr 1:  Carter body, funeral  //  Severe weather  //  *J6, '25 certification of TRUMP by Kamala!  //  

News Hr 2:  NOLA attack info: Meta glasses visit months prior!  //  Ukraine "counterattack," Russia-North Korea  //  *Drink water  //  Melania documentary on Amazon  //  *$9 to enter NYC in rush hour (new congestion pricing toll), Trump to kill it?  //  *United getting Elon's Starlink wifi  //  Golden Globes, smh  //  

Happy Divorce Month! | JLP Mon 1-6-25

JLP Mon 1-6-25  Female Monday 

News Hr 1:  *"Space debris" 8-ft metal ring falls in remote Kenya!  //  *NOLA attacker acted alone, per FBI: I’d figured  //  *37yo special forces new father and Trump supporter shot himself and blew up the Cybertruck outside Trump hotel?!  //  

News Hr 2:  House Speaker vote today: Mike Johnson? Massie’s against him. Thin ice!  //  South Korea standoff: Drama  //  *Retail stores closing, up 57% from 2023  //  *Plane crashed thru the roof in Fullerton, CA!  //  Apple “privacy” lawsuit settlement  //  

I made a 'A-S-S' outta 'U' and 'ME' | JLP Fri 1-3-25

JLP Fri 1-3-25  Express Yourself Friday  

News Hr 1:  It's cold back east!  //  *New Orleans attack  //  *Cybertruck Trump Hotel Vegas attack  //  

News Hr 2:  *Puerto Rico power outage(s)!  //  Debt ceiling  //  Sugar Bowl  //  *21 states raise Min Wage  //  *2025 meteor showers!  //  

Take your intifada back to your country! | JLP Thu 1-2-25

JLP Thu 1-2-25  Bible Thumper Thursday  

News Hr 1:  Matt Gaetz hit piece!  //  Trump: Make America "Bigger" Again!  //  NJ Lotto winner  //  

News Hr 2:  Kilauea eruption, HI volcano  //  Bill Clinton health: Fever in DC hospital  //  Diabetes drug  //  

Merry Christmas and FREE DIDDY | JLP Tue 12-24-24

JLP Tue 12-24-24  Country & Western Tuesday, Christmas Eve!  

News Hr 1:  Christmas gas prices "low" compared to recently  //  Subway killing  //  

News Hr 2:  Starbucks strike  //  Death row sentences: Biden, smh  //  Major TSA violation: I thought this was America!  //  70% buildings sinking in Sunny Isles Beach, Florida  //  Attack on Justice Thomas  //  Not read: Drones a growing issue around the military bases?  //  

Squatters are a MESS! | JLP Mon 12-23-24

JLP Mon 12-23-24  Female Monday  

News Hr 1:  FDA "healthy" food label  //  Govt shutdown approaches  //  Luigi in NY  //  Interesting deportation numbers: Biden, Obama, Trump  //  Amazon strike  //  

News Hr 2:  Lays chips recall  //  Amazon strike  //  Starbucks strike  //  Stonehenge science  //  Malaysia airlines Flight 370 (made CNN infamous, I think)  //  LeBron James beat Kareem Abdul-Jabbar (in minutes played)  //  Not mentioned: Apple AI falsely summarized news?  //  

Road to Heaven goes straight through Hell | JLP Fri 12-20-24

JLP Fri 12-20-24  Express Yourself Friday  

News Hr 1:  TikTok at Supreme Court  //  *Govt Funding vs Trump (“chaos,” says AP)  //  Immigration crackdown: Congress, fund 100K+ beds, ICE agents. -Tom Homan  //  WI school shooting victims  //  

News Hr 2:  20yo from Carlsbad in touch with school shooter?  //  Biden-admin climate hype  //  Astronauts stuck in space EVEN LONGER  //  Saturday is winter (northern hemisphere)  //  NOT READ: 123 laser strikes: Laser pointers at planes, since drones hype  //  

JLP Show | JLP Thu 12-19-24

JLP Thu 12-19-24  Bible Thumper Thursday  

News Hr 1:  Honda-Nissan-and-maybe-Mitsubishi merger? Struggling car companies just tryna make it  //  *Wisconsin school shooting update: "turbulent home life"  //  *Update: CEO Brian Thompson's alleged first-degree murder, "terrorism": I was premature/dumb/wrong in questioning!  //  

News Hr 2:  Electoral College: Trump won!  //  *China's 9-hour space walk!  //  *Disney cuts transgender storyline  //  Foggy out in the South!  //  

Can you stay present for 3 minutes? | JLP Wed 12-18-24

JLP Wed 12-18-24  

News Hr 1:  FBI drone hype  //  *Wisc. school shooting  //  *Russian general assassinated by Ukraine bomb?  //  

News Hr 2:  *Trump transition: Polio vaxx hype; dumb Judge Merchan  //  *TikTok ban: Never fear, Trump will be here!  //  *China wants tourists: Visa-free!  //  *4-day school week: Mondays off?  //  NOT READ: *Terrible earthquake hits Vanuatu, Oceana island way off east of Australia, north of NZ  //  

NOT MENTIONED: *Germany’s govt collapses amid economic turmoil: theSkimm, Morning Brew  //  SIDE NOTE: *CNN talks about this football player suspended for refusing to play  //  AND: *Assad “prisoner” whom CNN discovered was actually a torturer for Assad?  //  Trump: Privatize USPS?  //  Bernie vs Amazon on injuries reporting  //  

Samson told Delilah his weakness | JLP Tue 12-17-24

JLP Tue 12-17-24  Country & Western Tuesday  

News Hr 1:  Christmas shopping.  //  Drone sightings  //  *Trump’s cabinet  //  *Food prices on the rise again  //  

News Hr 2:  *Unitedhealthcare CEO murder  //  Cyclone Chido  //  Gaza: Bibi-Trump call  //  NOT READ: *“No presents” for bad kids?  //  *Poisoned drinks in Fiji?  //  *Kamala not going quietly  //  

Take Caitlin Clark's white card | JLP Mon 12-16-24

JLP Mon 12-16-24  Female Monday  

News Hr 1:  Fri the 13th!  //  J6 pardon incoming?  //  Grocery prices: Thanks, Obama supporters!  //  *Syria’s “rebel leader” wants Syrians to celebrate in a more civilized way; a guy accidentally shot someone  //  

News Hr 2:  Ukraine “energy infrastructure” hit  //  Stanley lids CNN says can loosen and leak your hot coffee, could burn you?  //  NOT READ: Get your protein from beans, not bugs!  //  Amazon and FB-IG’s Meta donating to Trump inauguration!  //  *Mama govt protecting you from $35 overdraft fees, they wanna cap it at $5! Weak!  //  *Country star Morgan Wallen sentenced in DUI case, threw a chair off a roof (rooftop bar)!  //  

Not one good woman! | JLP Fri 12-13-24

JLP Fri 12-13-24  Express Yourself Friday! No clips today!  

News Hr 1:  Time’s Man of the Year: Trump.  //  FBI shakeup: Chris Wray resigning.  //  CEO murderer: Ghost gun prints allegedly indicate Luigi Mangione  //  Biden commutes 1500, pardons 39  //  

News Hr 2:  IG outage  //  Drone mystery  //  Selena Gomez engaged  //  Bill Belichik a college coach now?  //  NFL still with Jay-Z’s Roc Nation  //  RIP courtroom sketch artist William Hennessey, 67  //  28.3M smokers in US in 2021?  //  Trans kids’ “healthcare” ban in defense bill goes to Senate: Drama!  //  

JLP Show | JLP Thu 12-12-24

JLP Thu 12-12-24  Bible Thumper Thursday: Did Muhammad Ali have anger?  

News Hr 1:  Monarch butterfly: Endangered pollinator?  //  *Luigi Mangione shouting and preaching outside the courthouse  //  RINO Senators, fall in line with Trump picks: Kash Patel, Pete Hegseth  //  *Libs want Biden to protect illegals from mass deportations, SMH  //  

News Hr 2:  Tom Homan for deportation camps.  //  Syria civil war mess post-Assad: UN wants Israel to stop striking XD!  //  No Kroger merger?!  //  NOT READ: *Trans kids ban in defense bill  //  Tiger’s beta back  //  Malibu residents evacuated  //  Bird flu in the milk? “Testing” as a “solution”  //  

Remain in one place | JLP Wed 12-11-24

JLP Wed 12-11-24  

News Hr 1:  FBI warns: holiday sale scams.  //  *Luigi Mangione captured, manifesto  //  *Biden wants Israel-Hamas ceasefire before Trump  //  Santa Ana wind, fire, severe weather  //  

News Hr 2:  EPA bans TCE, PCE, "cancer-causing chemicals"  //  Google solved quantum computing problem with a chip  //  *RIP Nikki Giovanni, "civil rights" academic, poet, and children's book author  //  *77 Nobel prize winners sign a letter to Senate against RFK for HHS  //  

When I'm president, I'm gonna ban all computers | JLP Tue 12-10-24

JLP Tue 12-10-24  Country & Western Tuesday  

News Hr 1:  Pearl Harbor Day.  //  Word(s) of the year, per liberal fake news dictionaries.  //  Assad exiled to Moscow!  //  CEO murderer still not caught!  //  

News Hr 2:  Trump transition  //  TikTok ban  //  Notre Dame reopens  //  T Swift on togetherness of fans  //  

Judas in your thoughts | JLP Mon 12-9-24

JLP Mon 12-9-24  Female Monday  

News Hr 1:  NASA Artemis moon return delayed to 2027  //  UnitedHealthcare CEO murder manhunt gets warmer  //  South Korea in-fighting amid martial law controversy  //  Tsunami warning lifted in CA, OR  //  

News Hr 2:  Mass deportations: Mexico prepares  //  4-day workweek in Tokyo amid fertility crisis  //  White House “holiday” decorations  //  

You are Britney Spears | JLP Fri 12-6-24

JLP Fri 12-6-24  Express Yourself Friday  

News Hr 1:  Winter storm! *UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson’s alleged murderer manhunt. *NorCal Adventist school shooting: Kindergarteners, suicide. *Russian NY-Paris Delta Airlines stowaway! 

News Hr 2:  *Supreme Court hears TN "trans" kids ban. Bitcoin hits $100K with possible Trump pick Paul Atkins for SEC head. NOT READ: Pete Hegseth mess. Mexican cartel Fentanyl. 

Trump's enemies surround him, but he's untouched | JLP Thu 12-5-24

JLP Thu 12-5-24  Bible Thumper Thursday  

News Hr 1:  Leaded gasoline, mental health? South Korea martial law attempt reaction. 

News Hr 2:  “Gender-affirming care” in Supreme Court. Pete Hegseth. Voyager 1! 

I love classy, pretty white women! | JLP Wed 12-4-24

JLP Wed 12-4-24