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Trump deported a protected suspected gang member? | HAKE NEWS Tue 4-1-25
Not supposed to be on good terms with mama! | JLP Tue 4-1-25
Read MoreTrump third term? | HAKE NEWS Mon 3-31-25
It's not a pretty situation | JLP Mon 3-31-25
Read MoreMyanmar earthquake! | HAKE NEWS Fri 3-28-25
A mistake putting these people in govt | JLP Fri 3-28-25
Read More'Supreme Court' violates 2A with 7-2 decision | HAKE NEWS Thu 3-27-25
News Hr 1: *RINO Supreme Court infringing on rights to untraceable ghost guns! // *CNN holding onto the Yemen group chat drama as a “scandal” // **Healthcare funding pulled: Covid is over! //
News Hr 2: *Tariffs: 25-pct on foreign cars, maybe parts too? // SSA backtracking on a plan somewhat? idk // *Tufts student detained! Turkish gal? // *$27 to climb Fuji: Price doubled! // NOT READ: *“Health effects of climate change” propaganda at Columbia: NIH pulls funding! //
'Idiot!' | JLP Thu 3-27-25
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Read MoreIllegals may be feeling unwelcome with Trump, Florida | HAKE NEWS Wed 3-26-25
News Hr 1: *Dozens of wildfires in South Korea! // *Signal group chat leak drama // **Gaza protests: Palestinians against Hamas: End war with Israel! //
News Hr 2: **Proof of citizenship to vote! // **Florida crackdown on hiring illegals? Loosen child labor laws! // Alaska plane crash: Pilot and daughters rescued, thx to pilots father on socials // NOT READ: *Plastic in chewing gum? “Microplastics” // *Red fire ants in Australia! // *Anti-Monsanto propaganda? Ruling… //
Women hate men who want to hold them | JLP Wed 3-26-25
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Read MoreTrump getting 'purposefully distorted' portrait removed from CO Capitol | HAKE NEWS Tue 3-25-25
News Hr 1: **Trump revoked 68 grants to “s— minorities”! // *Are you in the Yemen group chat? // *Out-of-control “Judges” going crazy over Trump’s righteous Deportations! //
News Hr 2: *Deep cuts at FEMA: Eliminate FEMA? // Big changes at USPS? Resignation. Privatization? // **Trump's “purposefully distorted” portrait to be removed from gay Colorado Capitol // *Pilot forgot his passport, had to turn around after 2 hours from LA to China! // *Bald Eagle Murphy dead at 33 // *Fossilized dinosaur footprints at an Australia school! // *CNN promoting this Israeli in prison, thinking he’s too good for “killing children” //
Did she borrow the noose from Jussie? | JLP Tue 3-25-25
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Read MoreRIP George Foreman | HAKE NEWS Mon 3-24-25
News Hr 1: *Food banks get DOGED! // US-Russia meeting after US-Ukraine mtg: (MB) *Truce by Easter? // *More Venezuelans deported, this time to capital, Caracas // **Greenland’s “leader(s)” seem to be overreacting ‘cuz Americans are coming…? // *Israel got their Iron Dome (thx Obama), America needs a Golden Dome //
News Hr 2: *23andMe bankrupt, female CEO cofounder resigned, and they have your DNA! // *SSA accidentally called a guy Ned dead who’s alive? // *Snow White flopped? // *Mia Love died at 49, brain cancer? (so did George Foreman!) // 50K Palestinians killed in Gaza since Oct 2023 //
Putting black women in charge of America | JLP Mon 3-24-25
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Read MoreHeathrow Airport on fire! | HAKE NEWS Fri 3-21-25
News Hr 1: **White Zimbabwean swimmer winner gal now first African Olympics prez woman // London Heathrow airport fire and power out! // Musk at the Pentagon: Libs speculating! // Social Security data drama //
News Hr 2: Russia drones Ukraine! // **Our bridges may need attention after Francis Scott Key collapse // *Conor McGregor wants to be Irish Prez, but not on the ballot yet // *Mariah Carey accused of stealing: case dismissed //
Every Friday Is Black Friday! | JLP Fri 3-21-25
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Read MoreLibs fighting to keep the govt big and corrupt | HAKE NEWS Thu 3-20-25
News Hr 1: **Happiest country propaganda: Finland // **Dept of Education to get shutdown? Drama // *Pentagon purge: “Good” things thrown out with the bad? // Ground troops in Gaza //
News Hr 2: *IRS has illegal alien info, cough it up! // Alzheimer’s drug // *It’s spring — it’s sprung! // *They’re turning bullfighting girlier and safer! // **Tesla gets discriminated against in Vancouver show cuz of terrorism // *Bruce Willis 70 this week // *Will Smith new album after 20 years // **VA ‘Nam suicide family pay? //
No such thing as a mother's love | JLP Thu 3-20-25
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Read MoreJudges undermine Trump's work | HAKE NEWS Wed 3-19-25
News Hr 1: *Judge likely unconstitutionally blocks DOGE closing USAID // *Trump & Putin talked 2 hours, supposedly agreeing to stop hitting energy “infrastructure,” though they still did // *Hottest decade, “dire,” says CNN, per “State of the Global Climate” report // Extreme weather! Another storm after that deadly one! //
News Hr 2: **Federal female Hispanic “judge” Ana Reyes blocked Trump’s trans troops ban?! // *Social Security anti-fraud rule amid downsizing: You may have to go in! // **Passenger freaked out on Delta! Bit someone! // **French politician wants the Statue of Liberty back because he hates Putin //
The way women are treating men! | JLP Wed 3-19-25
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Read MoreAstronauts to splash down today; Trump-Putin to talk | HAKE NEWS Tue 3-18-25
News Hr 1: *Trump to release JFK files, “80K [“unredacted”] pages” // *Gaza “ceasefire” is OVER: Israel strikes! // **Executive powers, the judicial activists trying to subvert it! // **“Not-stranded” astronauts to splashdown in FL this afternoon, hopefully! //
News Hr 2: *Federal employees “reinstated” by liberal judge, usurping Trump’s rightful power! // *Missing college student in DR; alleged acquaintance held but not charged? // *Trump & Putin talk today re: Ukraine // *Pray for Tracey Morgan // *Harvard giveaways for the “poor” // *14yo soccer pro girl! //
Human nature destroyed Gary, Indiana | JLP Tue 3-18-25
👨🏾🦲 JLP Tue 3-18-25 Country & Western Tuesday…
Read MoreDid Trump defy a judge's out-of-order order? | HAKE NEWS Mon 3-17-25
News Hr 1: **A white man won the LA Marathon! // *Storms: 39 people died! // *Russia-Ukraine working on a deal, per Trump // **Trump deported Venezuelans using wartime emergency powers, nice //
News Hr 2: **Chinese nationalists happy Trump dismantled VOA and RFA // *They’re forcing Irish pronunciations down our throats (oh yeah, it’s St Patrick’s Day) // *Libs in UK don’t want mummies or human remains displayed at museums // *Polled libs want unpopular Dems to stop GOP-Trump // *Sleep tips: JLP say don’t make it too important // **Radio pulses from the Milky Way, Big Dipper? //
Loooooooneliness! | JLP Mon 3-17-25
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Read MoreChuck Schumer agreeing to GOP spending? | HAKE NEWS Fri 3-14-25
News Hr 1: Storm strengthens over central US // *BASED Chuck Schumer agrees to GOP spending // *Trump asks Supreme Court to let him end birthright citizenship: Libs call it “fringe” //
News Hr 2: *Plane caught fire! Passengers on a wing! // *Trade war: Necessary! 200% Alcohol tariff // *IRS downsizing? // **Dwyane Wade kidney cancer! // *Bayer exec home set fire? // **American tourist running with baby wombat fled Australia! //
Experts on Race! | JLP Fri 3-14-25
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Read More'Climate' rollbacks! | HAKE NEWS Thu 3-13-25
News Hr 1: *Astronauts stuck in space amid SpaceX delay too! // Budget battle: Shutdown the govt to "save" the evil bloated thing? // *Climate rollbacks: Get used to freedom, auto and electric industries! // **Mahmoud Khalil, alleged Hamas propagandist and protest agitator-organizer deportation halted by liberal "judge," though green card is revoked! //
News Hr 2: *Putin visit to conquered region? // Severe weather! // **"Captive" CT man set house on fire to escape stepmother //
You are projecting your hell into the world! | JLP Thu 3-13-25
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Read MoreTariffs are working | HAKE NEWS Wed 3-12-25
News Hr 1:Storm’s a’comin’ in // Tariffs are working?! Duhh! // Govt funding, blah blah // Measles “outbreak”! //
News Hr 2:Dept of Ed // Ukraine ceasefire? // NOT READ: Indonesian TikToker jailed for blasphemy // Billy Joel postpones tour with medical issue // Man in 40s lived with titanium heart 40 days awaiting transplant // Unruly passenger wanted to talk to the president, per FBI // Ne-Yo dating 4 women, his “pyramid,” a mess // 866 marine species discovered! // Missing student in DR still gone: Prez quote //
theSkimm: *New mothers in Congress, MESS //
Angry people think they can do more | JLP Wed 3-12-25
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Read MoreDuterte arrested for the ICC! 'Crimes against humanity'! | HAKE NEWS Tue 3-11-25
News Hr 1: Pope no longer in “imminent danger” // Stock market plunge blah blah // Ukraine’s anti-Russia drone attack intercepted? // **Anti-Tesla terrorism? CNN calls it “Tesla protests” //
News Hr 2: **Duterte arrested in the name of the evil ICC?! // NASA delay // Most polluted cities in Asia, but some in SoCal! // 60 colleges & U’s allegedly “anti-Semitic”! // RiRi (Rihana) says giving birth “by far the most powerful thing I’ve ever done as a woman.” //
Which color would you choose? | JLP Tue 3-11-25
👨🏾🦲 JLP Tue 3-11-25 Country & Western Tuesday…
Read MoreViolence in Syria post-Assad | HAKE NEWS Mon 3-10-25
News Hr 1: German travel “warning strike” // Govt funding blah blah // Canada’s next leader: Mark Carney? // Missing “US” student in the DR! //
News Hr 2: Syria violence (against Christians?) // Small plane crash! // Sleepmaxxing? // Were there beaches on Mars? // 2000+ acres burned in Myrtle Beach, SC wildfire // Deport protesters? Lawyer woman says Trump admin doing it! // Recession fearmongering! //
What do the women want?! | JLP Mon 3-10-25
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Read MoreNewsom is not for 'trans' in sports | HAKE NEWS Fri 3-7-25
News Hr 1: “Mend ties” with Ukraine?? // EO to dismantle Ed Dept? // SpaceX launch explosion // Stocks down, Tesla down from post-election bump // Gov Newsom not for MTF “trans” in women's sports //
News Hr 2: WWII bomb stopped Eurostar train // *Delta captain pilot reassures customers // *King Charles music taste: likes territory-native Jamaican Bob Marley, and Kylie Minogue and genre-bending RAYE // *Raw milk culture war flashpoint // Walgreens going private after like 100 years public! // Snowboarding alleged drug ring leader on FBI most wanted //
You will live to regret putting the woman in power | JLP Fri 3-7-25
👨🏾🦲 JLP Fri 3-7-25 Express Yourself Friday…
Read MoreSupreme Court women undermine Trump | HAKE NEWS Thu 3-6-25
News Hr 1: *Voyager probes conserving energy in outer space! // *Fine-tuning Tariffs // *Europe realizes they gotta step up and not rely on the USA // *Supreme Court undermining the Prez? Amy Commie Barrett? (Morning Brew!) //
News Hr 2: *US negotiating with "terrorist" Hamas // *Social media “safety” (commie buzzword) // World Cup in USA will have a halftime show // *US stops sharing air quality data from embassies worldwide // *9,400 structures destroyed by Eaton Fire (Altadena) // Hot-air balloon-looking CBP surveillance blimp crashed in rural TX //
Is it God's fault black female Reps act this way? | JLP Thu 3-6-25
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