News Hr 1:  *Astronauts stuck in space amid SpaceX delay too!  //  Budget battle: Shutdown the govt to "save" the evil bloated thing?  //  *Climate rollbacks: Get used to freedom, auto and electric industries!  //  **Mahmoud Khalil, alleged Hamas propagandist and protest agitator-organizer deportation halted by liberal "judge," though green card is revoked!  //  

News Hr 2:  *Putin visit to conquered region?  //  Severe weather!  //  **"Captive" CT man set house on fire to escape stepmother  //  

You are projecting your hell into the world! | JLP Thu 3-13-25

👨🏾‍🦲 JLP Thu 3-13-25  Bible Thumper Thursday… 

News Hr 1:Storm’s a’comin’ in  //  Tariffs are working?! Duhh!  //  Govt funding, blah blah  //  Measles “outbreak”!  //  

News Hr 2:Dept of Ed  //  Ukraine ceasefire?  //  NOT READ: Indonesian TikToker jailed for blasphemy  //  Billy Joel postpones tour with medical issue  //  Man in 40s lived with titanium heart 40 days awaiting transplant  //  Unruly passenger wanted to talk to the president, per FBI  //  Ne-Yo dating 4 women, his “pyramid,” a mess  //  866 marine species discovered!  //  Missing student in DR still gone: Prez quote  //  

theSkimm:  *New mothers in Congress, MESS  //  

Angry people think they can do more | JLP Wed 3-12-25

👨🏾‍🦲 JLP Wed 3-12-25  

News Hr 1:  Pope no longer in “imminent danger”  //  Stock market plunge blah blah  //  Ukraine’s anti-Russia drone attack intercepted?  //  **Anti-Tesla terrorism? CNN calls it “Tesla protests”  //  

News Hr 2:  **Duterte arrested in the name of the evil ICC?!  //  NASA delay  //  Most polluted cities in Asia, but some in SoCal!  //  60 colleges & U’s allegedly “anti-Semitic”!  //  RiRi (Rihana) says giving birth “by far the most powerful thing I’ve ever done as a woman.”  //  

Which color would you choose? | JLP Tue 3-11-25

👨🏾‍🦲 JLP Tue 3-11-25  Country & Western Tuesday…  

News Hr 1:  German travel “warning strike”  //  Govt funding blah blah  //  Canada’s next leader: Mark Carney?  //  Missing “US” student in the DR!  //  

News Hr 2:  Syria violence (against Christians?)  //  Small plane crash!  //  Sleepmaxxing?  //  Were there beaches on Mars?  //  2000+ acres burned in Myrtle Beach, SC wildfire  //  Deport protesters? Lawyer woman says Trump admin doing it!  //  Recession fearmongering!  //  

What do the women want?! | JLP Mon 3-10-25

👨🏾‍🦲 JLP Mon 3-10-25  Female Monday…  

News Hr 1:  “Mend ties” with Ukraine??  //  EO to dismantle Ed Dept?  //  SpaceX launch explosion  //  Stocks down, Tesla down from post-election bump  //  Gov Newsom not for MTF “trans” in women's sports  //  

News Hr 2:  WWII bomb stopped Eurostar train  //  *Delta captain pilot reassures customers  //  *King Charles music taste: likes territory-native Jamaican Bob Marley, and Kylie Minogue and genre-bending RAYE  //  *Raw milk culture war flashpoint  //  Walgreens going private after like 100 years public!  //  Snowboarding alleged drug ring leader on FBI most wanted  //  

You will live to regret putting the woman in power | JLP Fri 3-7-25

👨🏾‍🦲 JLP Fri 3-7-25  Express Yourself Friday…  

News Hr 1:  *Voyager probes conserving energy in outer space!  //  *Fine-tuning Tariffs  //  *Europe realizes they gotta step up and not rely on the USA  //  *Supreme Court undermining the Prez? Amy Commie Barrett? (Morning Brew!)  //  

News Hr 2:  *US negotiating with "terrorist" Hamas  //  *Social media “safety” (commie buzzword)  //  World Cup in USA will have a halftime show  //  *US stops sharing air quality data from embassies worldwide  //  *9,400 structures destroyed by Eaton Fire (Altadena)  //  Hot-air balloon-looking CBP surveillance blimp crashed in rural TX  //  

Is it God's fault black female Reps act this way? | JLP Thu 3-6-25

👨🏾‍🦲 JLP Thu 3-6-25  Bible Thumper Thursday…  

News Hr 1:  *Happy Ash Weds, Catholics. Pope out sick.  //  **Trump's address per lib media  //  Tariffs, oh yeah!  //  Severe storms  //  

News Hr 2:  *Flight safety, Lord, or lack thereof  //  *Measles propaganda? Outbreak!  //  Target, Best Buy raising prices, scapegoat tariffs! Not AF?  //  PowerOutage.US all the rage  //  LeBron made 50K points (that’s like around 25k baskets)  //  *Zelensky ready to make a deal!  //  

Trump vs Democrat children | JLP Wed 3-5-25

👨🏾‍🦲 JLP Wed 3-5-25  

News Hr 1:  NO HAKE NEWS FIRST HOUR 

News Hr 2:  Trump address to Congress today. (Slotkin Dem response, I heard.)  //  Tariffs now!  //  Ukraine aid pause  //  Severe weather!  //  Crypto reserve!  //  *SpaceX failure to launch! (But space is still real!)  //  Himalayan avalanche! India workers trapped 36 hours! 46 survived!  //  RIP Carl Thomas Dean, 82, late ultra-private husband of Dolly Parton  //  

Don't call yourself dyslexic | JLP Tue 3-4-25

👨🏾‍🦲 JLP Tue 3-4-25  Country & Western Tuesday…  

News Hr 1:  Trump CNN approval 48%, not too shabby!  //  *Trump addresses joint session Tues  //  Oscars yesterday: boring! JK idk  //  *Wildfires in the Carolinas now! Your turn!  //  

News Hr 2:  *Measles outbreak: Kids die of pneumonia and RSV but they call it Measles  //  **Blue Ghost on the moon!  //  **Boba chain bigger than McDonald’s or Starbucks! 蜜雪冰城 Mìxuě Bīngchéng, which means honey snow ice city  //  48K died in Gaza; Israel block aid till Hamas agrees to new conditions  //  Pope Francis says war seems absurd, he’s been sick  //  

You don't need to walk around with bottles of water | JLP Mon 3-3-25

👨🏾‍🦲 JLP Mon 3-3-25  Female Monday…  

News Hr 1:  *Seven planets in the sky!  //  Minerals deal today?  //  Mass firings hit the NOAA?  //  Tropical cyclone hits a French Indian Ocean island  //  

News Hr 2:  Meta's sorry: Glitch showed violent reel  //  Oscars Sunday  //  Gene Hackman’s death appears “suspicious” after all  //  Ramadan starts this wknd  //  **Finally a woman in trouble for unwanted kiss: South Korea, she allegedly kissed BTS  //  RIP 113yo Holocaust survivor  //  *Air Traffic Controllers average $113K, short 3K  //  *Media promoting a corporate blackout boycott last day of the month  //  

Do you keep a budget? | JLP Fri 2-28-25

👨🏾‍🦲 JLP Fri 2-28-25  Express Yourself Friday…  

News Hr 1:  **Gene Hackman died!  //  Pope Francis condition slightly improving  //  Cabinet meeting yesterday!  //  Foreign aid drama  //  

News Hr 2:  *"Trans" troops  //  Middle East drama  //  *To the moon’s south pole!  //  *Lawsuit win: Too many commercials at the movies before the film!  //  **Thieves target freight trains in CA and AZ! Stolen Nikes!  //  **RIP Gene Hackman  //  *OJ getting expensive, more than double!  //  *Eli Lilly obesity and diabetes drugs manufacturing coming to America  //  

The thrill of calling yourself a sinner | JLP Thu 2-27-25

👨🏾‍🦲 JLP Thu 2-27-25  Bible Thumper Thursday… 

News Hr 1:  *Gold cards for foreigners to turn citizen!  //  *Air travel: ANOTHER MISS, VERY NEARBY!  //  Budget blueprint, boring!  //  *Ukraine’s minerals!  //  

News Hr 2:  *Illegals gotta register, or be CRIMINALS!  //  Gaza ceasefire  //  *Privatize the Post Office?  //  *Elon Musk sacrificing for America: Lost $52B, still the richest  //  *Were there ever Martians?  //  *620M Hindus gather  //  *Chile scapegoats electric companies?  //  

They didn't used to be this way | JLP Wed 2-26-25

👨🏾‍🦲 JLP Wed 2-26-25  

News Hr 1:  Fyre Festival to try again on a Mexican island  //  Guantanamo developments  //  Federal waste purge drama  //  US-Russia relations improving?  //  

News Hr 2:  Restaurants doing an egg surcharge!  //  North Korea crypto-hackers steal $1.5B!  //  Another black NBC host out: Lester Holt stepping down  //  RIP singer Roberta Flack (“Killing Me Softly…”) she had health issues including Lou Gehrig's  //  38 in 21 States got listeria from frozen supplement shakes?  //  Eagles open to visiting the WH, despite rumors  //  

'Black Excellence'! | JLP Tue 2-25-25

👨🏾‍🦲 JLP Tue 2-25-25  Country & Western Tuesday… 

News Hr 1:  **Airplane scare over nothing?! (“Non-credible” threat)  //  *3 years of war against Russia!  //  **Federal “workers,” get your emails in!  //  *Pope Francis in critical condition!  //  

News Hr 2:  Hostage deal drama  //  *German elections: anti-AfD scaremongering!  //  *Cassowary: Tall bird with dagger claws, the ONLY animal Aussies fear?!  //  **Joy Reid reassigned? Fired?  //  *Turkey sending us eggs, but it’s not enough  //  *Jane Fonda honored by SAG, as an actress or activist?  //  

Swear in on the Bible, not the Gita! | JLP Mon 2-24-25

👨🏾‍🦲 JLP Mon 2-24-25  Female Monday… 

News Hr 1:  **Asteroid (building-sized) from space: 3% chance of hitting Earth, 2032  //  *Pentagon cuts with Pete Hegseth!  //  *Israeli hostages: 4 confirmed dead  //  *AZ plane crash: 2 dead from 1 plane  //  

News Hr 2:  *Trump vs Zelensky excitement/drama toward peace for Ukraine  //  **Appeals court blocks end of birthright citizenship: to Supreme Court?  //  **Civilization collapse is near!(?) 9.3% misidentify as LGBTQ+  //  **Illegal sanctuary grandstander PDX “pastor” wolf in sheep’s clothing  //  

Sitting on the mourning bench, you got religion? | JLP Thu 2-20-25

👨🏾‍🦲 JLP Thu 2-20-25  Bible Thumper Thursday…  

News Hr 1:  theSkimm: **MAHA: Trump-RFK on child psychiatric meds, antidepressants, mood disorder stuff! WHOA! NICE…  //  

News Hr 2:  CNN: *Invasion down: No more nonprofit legal services to UACs!  //   *25-pct Tariffs coming on Autoparts, Semiconductors, Pharmaceuticals?  //  *58 measles-case outbreak in west Texas! (I wanna know race/ethnicity/nationality/immigration status)  //  

From Plane Crashes to Political Clashes | JLP Wed 2-19-25

👨🏾‍🦲 JLP Wed 2-19-25  mostly replays till 3rd hour… 

News Hr 1:  *Mass layoffs at Southwest!  //  *Delta plane crashed upside-down!  //  **US-Russia talks! Zelensky in the dark! Wilfully!  //  *DOGE vs IRS!  //  

News Hr 2:  *14 dead amid floods!  //  **Mexico female “Prez” wanna sue (not a Christian, typical!) Google over Gulf of America  //  **Sob story of fired park ranger “family man”  //  

Getting rid of victimhood with Robert Davi | JLP Tue 2-18-25

👨🏾‍🦲 JLP Tue 2-18-25  Country & Western Tuesday…  

News Hr 1:  Washington’s Birthday (observed)  //  *Federal firings: FAA!  //  *Trump working with Russia to end the Ukraine war; Europe mad/scared: “Emergency summit”  //  Storms! Flood warning, cold, power-outs  //  

News Hr 2:  *Bibi wants to “finish the job” on "Iran’s axis": Strikes on their nuclear stuff?  //  Bird flu vaxx for chickens? Uh oh!  //  50/50 chance of Alaska’s Mt Spurr erupting: no local towns or danger  //  88yo Pope Francis recovering from bronchitis: String of health issues  //  

JLP Show | JLP Mon 2-17-25

👨🏾‍🦲 JLP Mon 2-17-25  Female Monday…  

News Hr 1:  *Happy Valentine’s Day!  //  *RFK Jr confirmed to HHS Sec!  //  *VP JD Vance meets Zelensky in Munich  //  *GOOD NEWS: TikTok and CapCut are back on Google Play & Apple App store!  //  

News Hr 2:  Hostage release drama  //  *Mudslides in SoCal!  //  *Monkey gave Sri Lanka a power out!  //  **The Boeing Starliner astronauts stuck in space say they’re not stuck in space, per CNN lol (reminds me of a conversation I had with Grok about black being capitalized)  //  Vaxx crazy: Measles booster?  //  Don’t get your fingers chopped off by an Igloo cooler! (Recall!)  //  **“...dedicated public servants”  //  

JD Vance a beta with his wife? | JLP Fri 2-14-25

👨🏾‍🦲 JLP Fri 2-14-25  Express Yourself Friday…  

News Hr 1:  Severe winter weather disrupting travel/commutes  //  *Federal firings begin: Dept of Ed and SBA  //  *Trump-Putin call! Exciting…  //  *Inflation up: CNN eager to bash Trump, seemingly  //  

News Hr 2:  *Homelessness!  //  Taiwan explosion kills 5!  //  Pray for R Kelly: “Conviction”/30-yr sentence upheld  //  *14K illegals arrested (is that good?), border crossings down 92%  //  *16yo “trans” student pawn quote  //  

Ain't no one finding God by getting high! | JLP Thu 2-13-25

👨🏾‍🦲 JLP Thu 2-13-25  Bible Thumper Thursday…