Shocked at Your Lack of History | Thu 3-5-26
Concern-trolling Iran war. Our Future Prez and Our Greatest Prez love America. CA and TX: Aztlán? Ever had a torta? Were WWII Allies Antifa?
The Hake Report, Thursday, March 5, 2026 AD
Read MoreIran War: Will It Help or Hurt? | Wed 3-4-26
Is America Babylon? Bad to mock a stutter? Are drugs Christian? Iran or Mexico: Who's worse for America? Hadiths: Muhammad's water miracle.
The Hake Report, Wednesday, March 4, 2026 AD
Read MoreEgos and Losers | Tue 3-3-26
Egos argue about Iran and Trump. True Israelite lineage: black, white, or Jewish? Was Elvis a paid Shabbos goy? BTW: All immigrants are not equal!
The Hake Report, Tuesday, March 3, 2026 AD
Read MorePresident of Peace | Mon 3-2-26
Trump struck Khamenei (and Ahmadinejad?). "Iraq 2.0"? Did Trump promise not to go to war with Iran? Do you feel betrayed?
The Hake Report, Monday, March 2, 2026 AD
Read MoreEnd of Black History Month | Fri 2-27-26
Here for black entertainment! Identities divide. Mixing: OK or bad? "One on Christ"? End of BHM: JLP, Obama, Ruby Ridges…
The Hake Report, Friday, February 27, 2026 AD
Read MoreWe Don't Know the Real Story | Thu 2-26-26
Voting at age 60? Our Future President: mixed? Surface-level thrills: just bashing. Women's politics, Jesus' politics? RIP Jimmie Lee Jackson, Viola Liuzzo. 😔
The Hake Report, Thursday, February 26, 2026 AD
Read MoreWatch Yourself | Wed 2-25-26
Fit white pothead met his goals, but took "degenerate" personally. Future President's "Epstein" quarter-zip is a joke! Are my donors your business?
The Hake Report, Wednesday, February 25, 2026 AD
Read MoreAre Gummy Bears Christian? | Tue 2-24-26
Boomers hash it out with "constructive criticism." Taking something to calm down? Epstein accusers were grown. They're infantilizing teens. Our Future President knows.
The Hake Report, Tuesday, February 24, 2026 AD
Read MoreNew Generation MESS | Mon 2-23-26
Mexico in terror after fatal failed attempt to capture cartel boss: "victory"? Is fresh meat quality down lately? Viola Liuzzo's Voting Rights Act. Hake and J's.
The Hake Report, Monday, February 23, 2026 AD
Read MoreCourts Ruining the Country | Fri 2-20-26
What does conservatism mean nowadays? So-called "Supreme Court" strikes down Trump tariffs. Stonewalling marriage. Judging brainwashed people. JLP caller on-hold, ticked!
The Hake Report, Friday, February 20, 2026 AD
Read MoreNone of Your Business | Thu 2-19-26
Everybody got their own "Jesus." Healing for the sick? Should Christians not preach in Israel? Did Hake take the money? "Reparations." Anti-discrimination laws.
The Hake Report, Thursday, February 19, 2026 AD
Read MoreLove and Humility: Misunderstood | Wed 2-18-26
"Separation of Church and State": Same-sex marriage? Mormon bashes Trinitarians and Trump! Hake gets yelled at! Love your enemy: "Sissy talk!"
The Hake Report, Wednesday, February 18, 2026 AD
Read More'I Am Somebody' | Tue 2-17-26
Biden's job numbers: Illegal? Communism subverted Christianity, conservatism, and U.S. history. RIP Jesse Jackson, "towering" figure, per CNN!
The Hake Report, Tuesday, February 17, 2026 AD
Read MoreSo Everything's a Big Joke to You | Mon 2-16-26
"Conservative" Obama voter, OK with "same-sex marriage," rehashed. White callers pat each other on the back. Trans "parent," Grand Prairie. Moonlight is cooler than moon shade.
The Hake Report, Monday, February 16, 2026 AD
Read MoreKing of the Jungle | Fri 2-13-26
Black "Conservative"? SAVE Act: "Call your Senators." Trump, King of the Jungle! "Latinos are better than whites." Epstein hype believer. "Activist judge" doubter.
The Hake Report, Friday, February 13, 2026 AD
Read MoreHidden Contributors | Thu 2-12-26
Black History Month is boomer bait: Undue credit and blame. Did Revelation happen? Courts usher in communism. "Evolution is obviously false." Don't be a hater.
The Hake Report, Thursday, February 12, 2026 AD
Read MoreCreated to Serve | Wed 2-11-26
Trump, father of the country, let mama take the kids. Caller convo: Detroit's destruction. Who's "fixated"? Was one "created to serve" another?
The Hake Report, Wednesday, February 11, 2026 AD
Read MoreThe Mama Spirit | Tue 2-10-26
Mothers blame social media. Lenient judge, rude convict. Epstein's voice, 2019! Unchristian morality. Conservatism? Bad Bunny's divisive Halftime show?
The Hake Report, Tuesday, February 10, 2026 AD
Read MoreIn Your Face | Mon 2-9-26
Everybody talking about Bad Bunny's Spanish-language Halftime show. No justice in America: Court bias, Left-wing uprising, Kirk and Rockwell. Can't hear the truth FROM YOU!
The Hake Report, Monday, February 9, 2026 AD
Read MoreCrishaun the Don: Truth, Justice, and America First | Fri 2-6-26
GUEST: Crishaun the Don going to war with Groypers! MLK smiled at Mahalia Jackson's "Joshua Fought The Battle Of Jericho." No such thing as "your logic"!
The Hake Report, Friday, February 6, 2026 AD
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