Fun Times! (Fri. 12/2/22)
Trump for tormented patriots. Beats Biden, Obama, W.! Kanye on AJ: He expressed "love," but is "vile"! Don Lemon's "not sexist," but…
The Hake Report, Friday, December 2, 2022 AD
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Wake up! Wake up, wake up! It's the first of the month! (Thu. 12/1/22)
Nice calls! RIP Fleetwood Mac singer lady. Moby is brilliant and lame! Climate dummies in France! LeBron James takes up for black victimhood!
The Hake Report, Thursday, December 1, 2022 AD
Read MoreKanye: 'Conspiracies' or TRUTH? JLP on Dr. Phil! (Wed. 11-30-22)
Callers on Kanye's message: "Conspiracies" or "TRUTH"? JLP on Dr. Phil, that's exciting! Twitter mess! Do "protests" work without establishment support?
The Hake Report, Wednesday, November 30, 2022 AD
MUSIC: "Beat the System" - Petra (1984, Beat the System) // "Get on Your Knees and Fight Like a Man" - Petra (1987, This Means War!) //
Read MoreEmotional Kanye Walked off Timcast! Shoulda Stayed! (Tue. 11/29/22)
Kanye, Milo, Fuentes walked off Tim Pool's show! Cult followers on every side including pro/anti-Trump! Liars accuse truth tellers of "gaslighting"!
The Hake Report, Tuesday, November 29, 2022 AD
MUSIC: "It Is Finished" - Petra (1984, Beat the System) // "Don't Let Your Heart Be Hardened" - Petra (1987, This Means War!) //
Read MoreTrump is back, and so is Hake... OR NO? (Mon. 11/28/22)
Obama-Biden Youth sing! Trump-Kanye-Fuentes meeting! Christmas Movies! (RIP John Candy) Entertaining Starbucks fight and more!
The Hake Report, Monday, November 28, 2022 AD
MUSIC: "This Means War!" - Petra (1987, This Means WarI) // "God Gave Rock 'n' Roll to You" - Petra (1984 version, Beat the System) //
Read MoreHake Returns, with Bigg Bump (Thanksgiving Thu. 11-24-22)
Bigg Bump co-hosts! 1676, the first Thanksgiving. E Jean Carroll MeToo's Trump. NHL and CNN on nonbinary doctrine.
The Hake Report with Bigg Bump co-hosting, Thanksgiving day, Thursday, November 24, 2022 AD
Read MoreHAKE is BACK, with Joel Friday (Tue. 11-22-22)
LAPD vs independent thinkers! Trump 2024? (Debate!) Back pain, health. Thankfulness. FIFA prez, Cuomo kiss up! Netflix: "The Good Nurse" lesson. //
The Hake Report with co-host Joel Friday here! Tuesday, November 22, 2022 AD //
Read MoreGUEST HOST Bigg Bump: Possession, Alex Jones, Baseball (Fri. 11/11/22)
Bigg Bump fills-in for Hake: Everybody's possessed (inc. Rainn Wilson). Taking down Alex Jones and free speech. Baseball's "diversity problem."
The Hake Report, Friday, November 11, 2022 AD – GUEST HOST: Bigg Bump (Bigg_Bump on Twitter), a self-produced rapper and family man who attends BOND meetings (featured in the "Stand Up" JLP remix) //
Read MoreGUEST HOST Joel Friday: Nikolas Cruz, LAPD, Sex Out-of-wedlock (Tue. 11/8/22)
Joel Friday fills-in for Hake again! Nikolas Cruz heard same voices we all hear! Joel was rejected by LAPD! Stop having sex out-of-wedlock! Follow on IG: JoelFridayTV
Read MoreGUEST HOST: Joel Friday Fills-in for Hake! (Tue. 11/1/22)
GUEST HOST! Joel Friday talks about life, work, and relationships, and takes calls. A couple confrontational callers at the end!
The Hake Report, Tuesday, November 1, 2022 AD – GUEST HOST! Joel Friday here! (Joel Friday TV on IG and on YouTube)
Hake is still out after another surgery last week, but JLP’s brought in a great guest for Tuesday!
Read MoreWitchy 'Handmaid' Authoress! Spirit Airport Fight! (Mon. 8-15-22)
C'mon, Pete Davidson! Margaret Atwood looks EVIL in a photo shoot! DFW Spirit Airlines employee fights female customer! Doug Emhoff, EMBARRASSING!
The Hake Report, Monday, August 15, 2022 AD: No long description, sorry, Hake is trifling after his time off!
Read MoreWomen in Politics! Coach Resigns Over a Word! (Wed. 8-10-22)
RINO Nancy Mace cites Handmaid's Tale! And other women! OU Coach Cale Gundy resigned for reading aloud some "racially charged" word!
The Hake Report, Wednesday, August 10, 2022 AD: Hake criticizes Nancy Mace (RINO-SC) over "Handmaid's Tale" reference (Margaret Atwood pro-choice novel-turned-TV series) // Hake also goes after Vermont candidate Becca Balint and anti-Trump New York AG Letitia James. // SOME INTERESTING CALLS: Ladies, be responsible and report crime! 2024 speculation? Interracial relationship advice? // Longtime and well-liked Oklahoma University coach Cale Gundy resigns and apologizes for reading an unspecified "shameful and hurtful" word in front of adult football players! //
Read MoreLiberal FBI Raids Trump Home! Black Callers Battle! (Tue. 8-9-22)
Merrick Garland trends on Twitter over Mar-A-Lago raid! Callers: Art from Ohio battles Maze from Dayton! Uvalde "shooter's" mother: Don't judge us!
The Hake Report, Tuesday, August 9, 2022 AD: The Biden FBI raided Mar-A-Lago, per Trump; so Republicans are speaking against AG Merrick Garland! // FUN CALLS! Trump haters overplaying their hand? Art vs. Maze battle over values. Reiterating: Boycott Satan! // Texas elementary school shooter Salvador Ramos had family problems. His mom spoke to the media in May: Forgive us! // Trump says the phony establishment staged and pretends to "investigate" Jan 6, just like with Michigan Gov. Gretchen Whitmer's "foiled kidnapping plot"! //
Read MoreBreonna Taylor, Emmett Till, and Other MESS! (Mon. 8-8-22)
Kentucky Dems "Say Her Name," RME! Ableist slurs in pop songs are EXHAUSTING! Fun black caller! More details on Emmett Till / Carolyn Bryant...
The Hake Report, August 8, 2022 AD: No description again! Hake is trifling again today!
Read MoreLiberal 'Judge' Maya! RINO Dick Cheney! (Fri. 8-5-22)
Alex Jones's "judge" is worse than I knew! W. Bush VP smears Trump for his anti-J6 daughter Liz! RINOs call Viktor Orban "bigoted" for normal view of marriage.
The Hake Report, Friday, August 5, 2022 AD: No description today; Hake is trifling! //
Read MoreAlex Jones 'Judge' Woman! Persecution of Men! (Thu. 8-4-22)
Alex Jones faces Democrat female "Judge"! Breonna Taylor cops arrested! Pro-choice Sleepy Joe! APA approves Demi Lovato gender confusion?
The Hake Report, Thursday, August 4, 2022 AD: Mainstream media accuses Alex Jones of profiting from "lies"! CNN encourages getting into imagination and emotion about victims' parents! Mr. Jones's Democrat female "judge" Maya Guerra Gamble ruled for Planned Parenthood last year! // Bible: Proverbs 9: Go toward wisdom. Don't correct a mocker; correct a wise man. // Biden DOJ's Merrick Garland confirms far-left VICE: FBI arrested Breonna Taylor Louisville cops! // Legend Phil Mickelson sues PGA Tour for playing monopoly! // 24yo rapper shot in Louisville! RIP. // Singer Demi Lovato goes from "they/them" back to "she/her" after a year. // More Uvalde mess! //
Read MoreKids Betray J6 Dad! Kansas Betrays Babies! (Wed. 8-3-22)
Guy Reffitt's son talks to CNN after ratting to FBI! Kansas voters don't value babies! WNBA's Brittney Griner ("BG") gets ESPYs support!
The Hake Report, Wednesday, August 3, 2022 AD: Mostly peaceful blustering 3-Percenter Guy Raffitt got 7 years; his "traitor" children think President Trump should get life in prison! // Kansas "voters" reject weak pro-life "Value Them Both" bill, as liberal women celebrate! // WNBA "star" Brittney Griner and the Sleepy Admin catch criticism from Trump, but support from Steph Curry, Megan Rapinoe, etc. at the SJW ESPY awards. // Anti-Trump New Yorker 9/11 "families" criticize President Trump, based Phil Mickelson, etc., for golf with the Saudis. // Alex Jones is defamed as "Sandy Hook denier" from "mom" Scarlett Lewis and ex-husband Neil Heslin. //
Read MoreGood/Bad Middle Fingers! Boyish Adam Kinzinger! (Tue. 8-2-22)
Ridiculous stories: Ableist slurs, Democrats, Sandy Hook victims, Monkeypox renamed! Dave Rubin "self-hate." THEN: Anti-J6 RINO Adam Kinzinger is LAME!
The Hake Report, Tuesday, August 2, 2022 AD: CNN promotes "extreme weather" scientific consensus! Hake's not convinced! // Kissups Beyoncé and Lizzo both apologized for and changed out "ableist slur" in lyrics: "spaz"! // Democrat female flipped off GOP in baseball game? // Alex Jones lawyer showed middle finger to Sandy Hook victims' lawyer. // Tucker renames monkeypox "schlong covid." // Based Dave Rubin smeared by TYT's Ana Kasparian as "hating himself" for describing "ideal family." // HOUR 2: Traitor to the Tea Party Adam Kinzinger is a Trump-hating establishment 44yo boy RINO! // JUST ONE CALL: Hake does a funny Jesse Ventura impression. //
Read MorePass the Power, Straight White Men! (Mon. 8-1-22)
Mayra Flores "not okay" with confrontation! Based Christian female soccer player! Reproductive Rights, because women are afraid! Pelosi: JR-15, horrific!
The Hake Report, Monday, August 1, 2022 AD: Mexico-born GOP darling Mayra Flores flees man confronting her on "amnesty"! // Christian mother and pro-soccer player Jaelene Daniels (nee Hinkle) listens to conscience on not wearing a "Pride" jersey! // It's not just selfishness and convenience, but fear that makes women support "choice" over faith in God. // Communist-style UK ad: "Hey White Men, Pass the Power!" // Women take kids to drag queen story hour in Riverside, CA, but Nervous Nancy's horrified by a JR-15 kid-sized rifle ad! // FBI accused of padding "domestic violent extremist" numbers to vilify white Americans! //
Read MoreThe Great General Lee; J6, BLM, Central Park 5 (Fri. 7-29-22)
Gen. Robert E. Lee, American hero! Jesse Ventura, RINO wrestler on J6! 2019: Central Park Jogger decries payout to "the Five."
The Hake Report, Friday, July 29, 2022 AD: James reads trusted Wikipedia info on Confederate Gen. Robert Edward Lee! // INTERESTING CALLS: Gen. Lee, Stonewall Jackson, and WHM, including a detractor or two! A trucker recommends trucking! (SEE BELOW) // Ex-gov. WWF/WWE wrestler Jesse "The Body" Ventura bashes a Rebel Flag waving Jan 6er on reported Trump supporting pro-wrestling great Chris Jericho's podcast! // Coca-cola turns Sprite bottle clear next month, instead of iconic green! // Disinfo expert bashes FB/Meta "Human Rights Report" // More of George Floyd's arresting officers sentenced // Central Park jogger spoke out against settlement money for her purported attackers! //
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