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    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2020/11/6/110620-fri-dishonest-anti-trump-media-govt-employees-commies</loc>
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    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2020/11/5/110520-thu-shenanigans-twitter-lies-anti-confederate-appeasement</loc>
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    <lastmod>2020-11-03</lastmod>
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    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2020/11/2/110220-mon-hate-speech-no-n-zone-superpredators-sean-connery</loc>
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    <lastmod>2020-11-02</lastmod>
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    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2020/10/30/103020-fri-arguing-with-black-intellectuals-vaccine-discussion</loc>
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    <lastmod>2020-10-30</lastmod>
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    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2020/10/29/102920-thu-lying-big-tech-philly-drama-terror-in-france</loc>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2020/10/28/102820-wed-day-2-of-philly-riots-crazy-lady-me-tooing-trump</loc>
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    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2020/10/27/102720-tue-dem-fem-poc-posers</loc>
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    <lastmod>2020-10-27</lastmod>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2020/10/26/102620-mon-south-africa-armenia-blacks-in-america</loc>
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    <lastmod>2020-10-26</lastmod>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2020/10/23/102320-fri-final-debate-talk-pro-gay-anti-white-anti-christian</loc>
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    <lastmod>2020-10-23</lastmod>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2020/10/22/102220-thu-phony-obama-no-dignity-sacha-baron-cohen-msmfbi-libs</loc>
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      <image:caption>Collage: Hake in front of Obama speaking against President Trump. NOTE: No YouTube stream for Hake yet.</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2020/10/21/102120-wed-liberal-projection-pro-gay-pope-pastor-stripper</loc>
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      <image:caption>Collage: Hake in front of a purported Trump supporting man with Hockey Hair from Maryland</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Blog - 10/21/20 Wed: Liberal Projection. Pro-Gay Pope? Pastor Stripper?</image:title>
      <image:caption>Screenshot: YouTube comments are turned off!</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Blog - 10/21/20 Wed: Liberal Projection. Pro-Gay Pope? Pastor Stripper?</image:title>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2020/10/20/102020-tue-covid-anti-boomer-weapon-establishment-cover-for-antifa</loc>
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    <lastmod>2020-10-20</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Blog - 10/20/20 Tue: Covid Anti-Boomer Weapon? Establishment Cover for Antifa</image:title>
      <image:caption>Collage: Hake shows the Chechen ISIS supporter who was living in France.</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2020/10/19/101920-mon-je-suis-liberal-rat-infested-cities</loc>
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    <lastmod>2020-10-19</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Blog - 10/19/20 Mon: Je Suis Liberal, Rat-Infested Cities!</image:title>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2020/10/16/101620-fri-q-v-blm-kenneth-walker-mama-giuliani-daughter-sasse</loc>
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    <lastmod>2020-10-16</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Blog - 10/16/20 Fri: Q v BLM; Kenneth Walker Mama! Giuliani Daughter; Sasse.</image:title>
      <image:caption>Collage: Hake in front of the late Breonna Taylor’s surviving live-in boyfriend Kenneth Walker, and his mother</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2020/10/15/101520-thu-election-meddling-liar-obama-racist-lindsey-graham</loc>
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    <lastmod>2020-10-15</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Blog - 10/15/20 Thu. Election Meddling! Liar Obama; Racist Lindsey Graham?</image:title>
      <image:caption>Collage: Hake in front of Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey in the Oval Office facing President Trump (not pictured)</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2020/10/14/101420-mon-webster-is-fake-news-amazon-vs-mike-brown-virus-news</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2020-10-14</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Blog - 10/14/20 Mon. Webster Is Fake News! Amazon vs Mike Brown; Virus News</image:title>
      <image:caption>Collage: Hake in front of an old Webster’s Dictionary (which is fake news)</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2020/10/13/101320-tue-male-dem-mtn-lion-macho-trump-fb-caves</loc>
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    <lastmod>2020-10-13</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Blog - 10/13/20 Tue. Male Dem; Mtn Lion; Macho Trump; FB Caves</image:title>
      <image:caption>Thumbnail collage: Hake talking and a mountain lion chasing a white jogger</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2020/10/12/101220-mon-black-guns-matter-guy-court-packing-columbus-day</loc>
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    <lastmod>2020-10-12</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Blog - 10/12/20 Mon. Black Guns Matter Guy; Court Packing; Columbus Day!</image:title>
      <image:caption>James talks about Columbus Day, Italians, Armenians, Mexicans, and other things. (NOTE: YouTube is censoring James for fake community guidelines strikes.)</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2020/10/9/100920-fri-anarchist-plot-or-liberal-propaganda-yelp-is-evil</loc>
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    <lastmod>2020-10-12</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Blog - 10/09/20 Fri. Anarchist Plot or Liberal Propaganda? Yelp Is Evil!</image:title>
      <image:caption>Thumbnail: James talks about the anarchists accused by the FBI of a terror plot. (NOTE: YouTube is censoring James, and BitChute does not always process uploaded videos properly (Hake tried uploading Friday’s show Friday, but as of Monday noon, it still has not processed on BitChute.)</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2020/10/8/100820-thu-riot-in-the-suburbs-vp-pence-beat-kamala-in-debate</loc>
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    <lastmod>2020-10-08</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Blog - 10/08/20 Thu. Riot in the Suburbs! VP Pence Beat Kamala in Debate</image:title>
      <image:caption>James is censored on YouTube as of this morning, for the next couple of weeks.</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2020/10/7/100720-wed-dhs-libs-manly-trump-trans-freedom-fighter-katie-hill</loc>
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    <lastmod>2020-10-09</lastmod>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2020/10/6/100620-tue-trump-dont-be-afraid-kim-davis-flashback-anti-police-smears</loc>
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    <lastmod>2020-10-06</lastmod>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2020/10/5/100520-mon-google-bias-proud-boys-serial-killers-breonna-shot-first</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2020-10-05</lastmod>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2020/10/2/100220-fri-proud-boys-condemned-dc-fear-mongering</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2020-10-02</lastmod>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2020/10/1/100120-thu-stand-back-stand-by-ambush-suspect-reparations-rme</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2020-10-01</lastmod>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2020/9/30/093020-wed-trump-told-truth-joe-biden-lied-chris-wallace-is-soft</loc>
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    <lastmod>2020-09-30</lastmod>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2020/9/29/092920-tue-parscale-flynn-railroaded-mother-acb-1994-ca-prop-187</loc>
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    <lastmod>2020-09-29</lastmod>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2020/9/28/092820-mon-amy-barrett-ehh-ilhan-omar-looks-like-she-doesnt-mind-cheating</loc>
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    <lastmod>2020-09-28</lastmod>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2020/9/25/092520-fri-barkley-got-a-lil-sense-paternity-leave-corrupt-banks</loc>
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    <lastmod>2020-09-25</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Blog - 09/25/20 Fri. Barkley Got a Lil Sense; Paternity Leave; Corrupt Banks!</image:title>
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    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2020/9/24/092420-thu-riots-over-nothing-funded-by-celebs-for-breonna-taylor</loc>
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    <lastmod>2020-09-24</lastmod>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2020/9/23/092320-weds-trayvon-vs-kyle-shapiros-jesus-joke-virus-affects-nobody</loc>
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    <lastmod>2020-09-23</lastmod>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2020/9/22/092220-tue-jake-gardner-was-smeared-nikole-hannah-jones-1619-nut</loc>
    <changefreq>monthly</changefreq>
    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2020-09-22</lastmod>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2020/9/21/092120-mon-tulsa-cops-hit-by-punk-training-glenn-beck-rbg</loc>
    <changefreq>monthly</changefreq>
    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2020-09-21</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Blog - 09/21/20 Mon. Tulsa Cops Hit by PUNK! Training? Glenn Beck; RBG</image:title>
      <image:caption>Hake reports about the Tulsa cop killer from late June 2020</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2020/9/18/091820-fri-trumps-truth-vs-zinns-lies-another-metoo-smear-ha</loc>
    <changefreq>monthly</changefreq>
    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2020-09-18</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Blog - 09/18/20 Fri. Trump's Truth vs Zinn's Lies; Another MeToo Smear, Ha!</image:title>
      <image:caption>Collage: President Trump handling the lies and smears against America and men like him him from people like the late commie sympathizer Howard Zinn and phony MeToo accuser Amy Dorris!</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2020/9/17/091720-thu-anti-usa-libs-vs-pro-usa-trump</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2020-09-17</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Blog - 09/17/20 Thu. Anti-USA Libs vs Pro-USA Trump</image:title>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2020/9/16/091620-weds-whos-worse-cops-or-criminals-un-who-or-china</loc>
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    <lastmod>2020-09-16</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Blog - 09/16/20 Weds. Who's Worse: Cops or Criminals? UN / WHO or China?</image:title>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2020/9/15/091520-tue-the-world-rewards-evil-and-punishes-good</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2020-09-15</lastmod>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2020/9/14/091420-mon-blm-is-an-overreaction-over-nothing</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2020-09-14</lastmod>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2020/9/11/091120-fri-blm-nyt-enemies-of-america</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2020-09-11</lastmod>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2020/9/10/091020-thu-bob-woodward-jim-mattis-both-a-joke</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2020-09-10</lastmod>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2020/9/9/090920-wed-dhs-fearmongers-hake-yells-at-callers-jesus-vs-snakes</loc>
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    <lastmod>2020-09-09</lastmod>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2020/9/8/090820-tue-trump-loves-the-usa-naomi-osaka-kaepernick</loc>
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    <lastmod>2020-09-08</lastmod>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2020/9/7/090720-mon-nekkid-rioters-violent-words-symone-sanders</loc>
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    <lastmod>2020-09-08</lastmod>
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  <url>
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    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2020/6/15/change-the-blacks-not-the-flags-mon-61520-censored-by-youtube</loc>
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      <image:title>Blog - Debunking the 'Christian' Case for 'Reparations' (Sun. 6/14/20)</image:title>
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    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2020/6/12/the-rebel-flag-represents-love-and-respect-of-the-south-fri-61220</loc>
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    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2020/6/11/blm-is-no-better-than-14-words-nascar-kisses-up-thur-61120</loc>
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    <lastmod>2020-06-11</lastmod>
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    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2020/6/8/weak-whites-surrender-country-to-evil-mon-6820</loc>
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      <image:caption>“I Love Boomers” (Black Ink) Premium style T-shirt (100% cotton, available in many colors), which is a nice-fitting Next Level brand T-shirt. NOTE: It’s not as nice of material as the Triblend (which is also Next Level brand), but still great quality. Premium seems to have thicker material, less soft, less smooth, less stretch to it than the Triblend.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Kathy Griffin infamously did a photo shoot in which she held a fake bloody decapitated “Trump” head up by the hair as though she were a feminist imitation of an ISIS terrorist.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Photo of a vandalized statue of Christopher Columbus by haters accusing him, without evidence, of genocide.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>One of James’s callers called the “hugging” of the female Dallas cop who killed the black man — he called the hugging “coonery”!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Square thumbnail: Just a photo of a plane landing before we took off back home.</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2019/8/22/female-minded-false-solutions-to-misdiagnosed-problems-thur-aug-22-2019</loc>
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      <image:title>Blog - Female-Minded False Solutions to Misdiagnosed Problems (Thur, Aug 22, 2019)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Thumbnail: SF won’t call a felon a felon!</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2019/8/21/eric-garners-legacy-trump-jewish-dems-disloyal-wed-aug-21-2019</loc>
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      <image:title>Blog - Eric Garner's Legacy; Trump: Jewish Dems DISLOYAL (Wed, Aug 21, 2019)</image:title>
      <image:caption>NY Post headline from Dec. 2014: “Gunman executes 2 NYPD cops in Garner ‘revenge’.” The cop killer’s Instagram post said, “I’m putting wings on pigs today. They take 1 of ours… Let’s take 2 of theirs. #ShootThePolice #RIPEricGarner #RIPMikeBrown … I’m putting pigs in a blanket.”</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2019/8/20/tough-love-is-lost-and-needed-tue-aug-20-2019</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-08-20</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Blog - Tough Love Is Lost and Needed (Tue, Aug 20, 2019)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Proud Boys beat up an Antifa guy. Eric Garner gets caught by cops including Daniel Pantaleo after resisting arrest. Far-left groups sue ICE to “hold ICE accountable" in the guise of “disability rights.”</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2019/8/19/giving-can-do-more-harm-than-good-mon-aug-19-2019</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-08-19</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Blog - Giving Can Do More Harm Than Good. (Mon, Aug 19, 2019)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Reddit thread: “I stereotyped a stereotype and was wrong,” superimposed on a graph of Juvenile Arrest Rate Trends for rape by race, 1980-2012, from the DOJ's Office of Juvenile Justice and Delinquency Prevention</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2019/8/18/victim-blaming-is-necessary-and-good-sun-aug-18-2019</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-08-18</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Blog - 'Victim Blaming' Is Necessary and Good (Sun, Aug 18, 2019)</image:title>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2019/8/16/fri-aug-16-2019</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-08-17</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Blog - Bible Was Inspired; Bible-Pushing Men Are Uninspired. (Fri, Aug 16, 2019)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Screenshot from Friday, August 16, 2019</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2019/8/15/thur-aug-15-2019</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-08-15</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Blog - Google, Government... Bunch of Liberals! (Thur, Aug 15, 2019)</image:title>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2019/8/14/human-rights-and-civil-rights-orgs-are-evil-and-liberal-wed-aug-14-2019</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-08-14</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Blog - 'Human Rights' and 'Civil Rights' Orgs Are Evil and Liberal (Wed, Aug 14, 2019)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Thumbnail: Trash Orgs: United Nations Human Rights: Office of the High Commissioner, Amnesty International, Human Rights Watch, Human Rights Campaign…</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2019/8/13/what-is-a-beta-tue-aug-13-2019</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-08-13</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Blog - What Is a BETA? (Tue, Aug 13, 2019)</image:title>
      <image:caption>“Triggering” incidents: Black criminal Walter Scott fighting off then-Officer Michael Slager before being shot in the back and killed. Elizabeth Warren tweets out a libelous lie saying Michael Brown was “murdered” by a white police officer in Ferguson, MO, four years after evidence came out showing the killing was in self-defense.</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2019/8/12/fake-compassion-is-destructive-pope-george-w-bush-etc-mon-aug-12-2019</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-08-12</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Blog - Fake Compassion Is Destructive (Mon, Aug 12, 2019)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Thumbnail: President Trump (Man) vs. Pope Francis (Boy)</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2019/8/11/are-we-trained-to-live-and-think-like-atheists-sun-aug-11-2019</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-08-11</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Blog - Are We Trained to Live and Think Like Atheists? (Sun, Aug 11, 2019)</image:title>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2019/8/9/fri-aug-9-2019</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-08-09</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Blog - They Want You 'Mentally Ill'... (Fri, Aug 9, 2019)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Photo of Conner Betts’s reported ex-girlfriend who was also mentally ill, and liberal, Adelia Johnson.</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2019/8/8/usa-needs-to-set-the-example-not-follow-the-trend-1a-and-2a-thu-aug-8-2019</loc>
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      <image:title>Blog - USA Needs to Set the Example, Not Follow the Trend: #1A and #2A (Thu, Aug 8, 2019)</image:title>
      <image:caption>James’s square thumbnail from today’s show, Thur, Aug 8, 2019: Spirit of the First and Second Amendments</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2019/8/7/im-white-and-im-a-nationalist-truth-is-not-hate-wed-aug-7-2019</loc>
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      <image:title>Blog - I'm White and I'm a Nationalist. Truth Is Not Hate. (Wed, Aug 7, 2019)</image:title>
      <image:caption>James’s square thumbnail from the day’s show, Wed, Aug 7, 2019: White, Nationalist, and Right.</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2019/8/6/tue-aug-6-2019</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-08-06</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Blog - Guns, Snakes, and What It's Like Being White (Tue, Aug 6, 2019)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Square thumbnail from today’s show, Tuesday, August 6, 2019</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2019/8/5/no-red-flags-laws-its-not-mental-illness-its-anger-mon-aug-5-2019</loc>
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      <image:title>Blog - No 'Red Flags Laws'! It's Not 'Mental Illness'! It's Anger! (Mon, Aug 5, 2019)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Square thumbnail from today’s show, Monday, August 5, 2019: NO ‘Red Flags’ — with headlines of a story and article listed above.</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2019/8/4/el-paso-expect-evil-people-to-use-evil-for-evil-sun-aug-4-2019</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-08-04</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Blog - El Paso: Expect Evil People to Use Evil for Evil (Sun, Aug 4, 2019)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Nice pic I took while up in the mountains this weekend</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2019/8/2/men-vs-emotional-liberals-fri-aug-2-2019</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-08-02</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Blog - Men vs. Emotional Liberals (Fri, Aug 2, 2019)</image:title>
      <image:caption>The country’s only black Catholic archbishop, it turns out, is pro-LGBT! (I didn’t realize this until after the show!). This is the man trashing Trump for hurting national life or something, by telling the truth about black and POC Democrats and the horrible home areas that they neglect while criticizing decent Americans.</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2019/8/1/why-we-need-mens-history-thur-aug-1-2019</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-08-01</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Blog - Why We Need Men's History (Thur, Aug 1, 2019)</image:title>
      <image:caption>A graph of age, race, and population from Pew Research shared by Washington Examiner.</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2019/7/31/the-white-fallen-state-wed-jul-31-2019</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-07-31</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Blog - The White Fallen State (Wed, Jul 31, 2019)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Square thumbnail from James’s show on The White Fallen State, Wednesday, July 31, 2019</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2019/7/30/weak-white-christians-tue-jul-30-2019</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-07-30</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Blog - Weak White Christians (Tue, Jul 30, 2019)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Image of book “I Kissed Dating Goodbye” by author, ex-pastor and ex-Christian Joshua Harris, from Fox News</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2019/7/29/we-are-all-snakes-mon-jul-29-2019</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-07-29</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Blog - We Are All Snakes (Mon, Jul 29, 2019)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Square thumbnail from The Hake Report Monday, July 29, 2019: We Are All SNAKES</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2019/7/28/its-our-fault-terror-attacks-and-white-decline-sun-jul-28-2019</loc>
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    <lastmod>2020-02-04</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Blog - It’s Our Fault: Terror Attacks and White Decline (Sun, Jul 28, 2019)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Stupid Black Lives Matter meme with various names of dead supposed black “victims.”</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Blog - It’s Our Fault: Terror Attacks and White Decline (Sun, Jul 28, 2019)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Edited Black Lives Matter meme with real info (put by me) on the supposed black “victims.”</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Blog - It’s Our Fault: Terror Attacks and White Decline (Sun, Jul 28, 2019)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Square thumbnail from today’s show, Sunday, July 28, 2019, depicting a screenshot from a YouTube video of Conan O’Brien (sp?) in his first show monologue after the 9/11/01 terror attacks.</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2019/7/26/fri-jul-26-2019</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-07-26</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Blog - Angry Whites, Our Own Worst Enemy (Fri, Jul 26, 2019)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Square thumbnail from James’s show today, Friday, July 26, 2019: Warning to White People.</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2019/7/25/radicals-brainwashing-brown-kids-against-the-law-and-whites-thu-jul-25-2019</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-07-25</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Blog - Radicals Brainwashing Brown Kids Against the Law and Whites (Thu, Jul 25, 2019)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Square thumbnail from today’s show, Thursday, July 25, 2019 – “Poisoning Brown Kids”</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2019/7/24/the-white-scare-fear-mongering-about-racism-scapegoating-white-people-wed-jul-24-2019</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2019-07-24</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Blog - The White Scare: Fear-mongering About 'Racism,' Scapegoating White People! (Wed, Jul 24, 2019)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Square thumbnail from today’s show, Wednesday, July 24, 2019: WHITE SCARE: Scapegoating White People</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2019/7/23/trump-stands-on-truth-with-joy-hes-never-down-tue-jul-23-2019</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-07-23</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Blog - Trump Stands on Truth with Joy; He's Never Down. (Tue, Jul 23, 2019)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Square thumbnail from today’s show, Tuesday, July 23, 2019: Trump Stands on Truth</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2019/7/22/president-trump-is-the-epitome-of-an-american-mon-jul-22-2019</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-07-22</lastmod>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2019/7/21/are-you-a-rino-sun-jul-21-2019</loc>
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      <image:caption>Just a nice photo I took last weekend…</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2019/7/19/epstein-drama-evil-women-call-out-evil-men-fri-jul-19-2019</loc>
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      <image:title>Blog - Epstein Drama: Evil Women Call Out 'Evil' Men (Fri, Jul 19, 2019)</image:title>
      <image:caption>(Jesse Lee Peterson Teespring Store) Readable version of Men’s History Month t-shirt!</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2019/7/18/talking-about-whites-truthers-interracials-antifas-thu-jul-18-2019</loc>
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      <image:caption>Thumbnail from today’s show, Thursday, July 18, 2019 – “Talking About Whites”</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2019/7/17/wasting-your-life-thinking-youre-right-wed-jul-17-2019</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-07-17</lastmod>
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      <image:caption>Photo of Willem Van Spronsen, 73-year-old deceased Antifa member</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2019/7/16/our-immoral-fault-were-losing-freedoms-in-usa-tue-jul-16-2019</loc>
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      <image:title>Blog - Our Immoral Fault We're Losing Freedoms in USA (Tue, Jul 16, 2019)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Square thumbnail from today’s show, Tuesday, July 16, 2019: It’s our fault!</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2019/7/15/fix-your-own-country-fix-your-own-self-mon-jul-15-2019</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-07-15</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Blog - Fix Your Own Country; Fix Your Own Self! (Mon, Jul 15, 2019)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Trump’s beautiful tweets from Sunday morning.</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2019/7/13/when-did-you-get-serious-about-religionpolitics-sun-jul-14-2019</loc>
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      <image:title>Blog - When did you get serious about religion/politics? (Sun, Jul 14, 2019)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Just a cool pic of stones at the bottom of a fountain pool I saw this weekend.</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2019/7/12/white-history-and-disputes-over-past-black-incidents-callers-fri-jul-12-2019</loc>
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      <image:title>Blog - White History and Disputes Over Past Black Incidents (Callers! Fri, Jul 12, 2019)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Square thumbnail from today’s show, Friday, July 12, 2019 – “White History, and Black Incidents”</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2019/7/11/slave-poet-thanked-god-for-america-christianity-and-white-preacher-thu-jul-11-2019</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-07-11</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Blog - Slave Poet Thanked God for America, Christianity, and White Preacher (Thu, Jul 11, 2019)</image:title>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2019/7/10/the-false-compassion-of-liberals-wed-jul-10-2019</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-07-10</lastmod>
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      <image:caption>Screenshot of Pew stats on suckers vs non-suckers for illegal aliens and so-called “refugees.”</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2019/7/9/did-we-need-any-amendments-after-the-bill-of-rights-tue-jul-9-2019</loc>
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      <image:caption>Thumbnail from Tuesday, July 9, 2019 – Dumb Constitutional Amendments</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2019/7/8/correcting-fake-history-about-american-indians-and-blacks-mon-jul-8-2019</loc>
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    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2019/7/7/right-about-politics-wrong-about-life-sun-jul-7-2019</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-07-07</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Blog - Right About Politics, Wrong About Life (Sun, Jul 7, 2019)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Just a nice photo I liked that I took last night in Marina del Rey…</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2019/7/5/fourth-of-july-america-versus-commie-anti-america-liberals-fri-july-5-2019</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-07-06</lastmod>
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    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2019/7/4/independence-day-and-jamess-white-christian-family-traditions-thu-july-4-2019</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-07-04</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Blog - Independence Day and James's White Christian Family Traditions (Thu, July 4, 2019)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Square thumbnail from Thursday, July 4, 2019 show: Independence Day!</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2019/7/3/contributions-to-white-history-and-the-reason-for-us-decline-wed-jul-3-2019</loc>
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      <image:caption>Square thumbnail from Wednesday, July 3: “Contributions to White History”</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2019/7/2/central-park-five-lies-angry-whites-and-blacks-think-the-same-tue-jul-2-2019</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-07-02</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Blog - Central Park Five Lies; Angry Whites and Blacks Think the Same! (Tue, Jul 2, 2019)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Square thumbnail from today’s show, Tuesday, July 2, 2019: “Central Park Five Lies; Angry Whites and Blacks Think the Same!”</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2019/7/2/what-white-history-month-means-to-me-mon-jul-1-2019</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-07-03</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Blog - What White History Month Means to Me (Mon, Jul 1, 2019)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Thumbnail from The Hake Report, Monday, July 1, 2019: “What White History Month Means to Me”</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2019/7/2/boring-dem-debates-filthy-left-wing-attacks-on-right-wingers-thu-jun-27-2019</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-07-02</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Blog - Boring Dem Debates, Filthy Left-wing Attacks on Right-wingers (Thu, Jun 27, 2019)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Thumbnail from Thursday, June 27, 2019: Democrat Debates and Censorship of Trump supporters</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2019/6/30/the-imaginary-universe-of-liberalism-sun-jun-30-2019</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-07-02</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Blog - The Imaginary Universe of Liberalism (Sun, Jun 30, 2019)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Screenshot from Jim Ryan’s video (Oregonian) of journalist Andy Ngo getting assaulted by Antifa in Portland</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2019/6/23/why-do-blm-lgbt-illegals-and-liberals-all-hate-cops-sun-jun-23-2019</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-06-24</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Blog - Why Do BLM, LGBT, Illegals, and Liberals All Hate Cops? (Sun, Jun 23, 2019)</image:title>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2019/6/20/idiots-kissing-up-to-black-victimhood-hate-blacks-thur-jun-20-2019</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-06-20</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Blog - Idiots Kissing Up to Black Victimhood (Thur, Jun 20, 2019)</image:title>
      <image:caption>(Screenshot of video from 2018 when idiots at UNC toppled Silent Sam statue — from Charlotte Observer)</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2019/6/16/proud-fathers-sun-jun-16-2019</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-06-16</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Blog - Proud Fathers (Sun, Jun 16, 2019)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Screenshot of Obama’s face when getting heckled by a transgender illegal alien activist whom his administration invited to the White House to celebrate “LGBT Pride Month” June 2015.</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2019/6/9/hake-science-sun-jun-9-2019</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-06-09</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Blog - Hake Science (Sun, Jun 9, 2019)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Here’s the stupid meme I found on Pinterest.</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2019/6/2/judging-the-judgers-sun-jun-2-2019</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-06-02</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Blog - Judging the Judgers (Sun, Jun 2, 2019)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Image and caption via Daily Mail</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2019/5/30/anti-trump-weasels-etc-thur-may-30-2019</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-05-31</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Blog - Anti-Trump Weasels, Etc. (Thur., May 30, 2019)</image:title>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2019/5/26/the-smearing-of-a-normal-kid-n-word-drama-sun-may-26-2019</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-05-26</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Blog - The Smearing of a Normal Kid ("N-word" Drama) Sun, May 26, 2019</image:title>
      <image:caption>White House photo of Kyle Kashuv meeting with President Trump and First Lady Melania.</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2019/5/23/diversionary-facts-thur-may-23-2019</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-05-23</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Blog - Diversionary Facts (Thur, May 23, 2019)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Get your White History Month t-shirt from Jesse Lee Peterson Teespring store!</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2019/5/19/weak-arguments-for-abortion-sun-may-19-2019</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-05-19</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Blog - Weak Arguments for Abortion (Sun, May 19, 2019)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Vivian Figures talks mess</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2019/5/16/ghosted-beta-story-sinning-christians-incel-excuses-thur-may-16-2019</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-05-16</lastmod>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2019/5/15/trendy-suicide-shootings-bully-hate-amp-pot-all-the-cults-thu-may-9-2019</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-05-15</lastmod>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2019/5/15/oprah-gushes-on-pete-fake-attacks-on-jesse-amp-trump-thu-may-2-2019</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-05-15</lastmod>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2019/5/12/blacks-still-out-of-control-mothers-day-may-12-2019</loc>
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      <image:title>JLP News - NEWS 02/03/21 Wed: Americans Buying Guns! DeSantis vs Big Tech</image:title>
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      <image:title>JLP News - NEWS 02/03/21 Wed: Americans Buying Guns! DeSantis vs Big Tech</image:title>
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    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2021/2/2/news-020221-tue-aoc-plays-victim-blm-riots-over-9yo-girl-pepper-sprayed</loc>
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      <image:title>JLP News - NEWS 02/02/21 Tue: AOC Plays 'Victim'; BLM Riots Over 9yo Girl Pepper Sprayed</image:title>
      <image:caption>Photoshopped collage: Alexandria Cortez, Adam Kinsinger, a rhino (meant to symbolize a RINO), and a background with communist imagery</image:caption>
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      <image:title>JLP News - NEWS 02/02/21 Tue: AOC Plays 'Victim'; BLM Riots Over 9yo Girl Pepper Sprayed</image:title>
      <image:caption>Screenshot from BGOnTheScene video of the Rochester riot</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2021/2/1/news-020121-mon-lgbt-agenda-is-back-in-full-force-with-biden</loc>
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      <image:title>JLP News - NEWS 02/01/21 Mon: LGBT Agenda Is Back in Full Force with Biden</image:title>
      <image:caption>Collage: BLM, Pride, and American flags fly at US Embassy in Seoul (which happened in June 2020 amid the George Floyd Black Lives Matter hype), South Korea. Joe Biden being affectionate to someone, and new Secretary of State Antony Blinken</image:caption>
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      <image:title>JLP News - NEWS 02/01/21 Mon: LGBT Agenda Is Back in Full Force with Biden</image:title>
      <image:caption>Collage: The logo of the Gulf Cartel (Cartel Del Golfo) overlaid over a cutout of an old video still of purported Los Zetas Cartel members who allegedly executed a Gulf Cartel member around 2012, and a photograph of the main plaza in the city of Reynosa, Mexico, in the background. Gulf Cartel members are reportedly divided today, and fighting for control over Reynosa.</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2021/1/29/news-012921-fri-ice-bans-term-illegal-alien-pelosi-republicans-enemy-within</loc>
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      <image:title>JLP News - NEWS 01/29/21 Fri: ICE Bans Term 'Illegal Alien'? Pelosi: Republicans 'Enemy Within'</image:title>
      <image:caption>Collage: David Shaw, the DHS logo, and prominent illegal Jose Antonio Vargas</image:caption>
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      <image:title>JLP News - NEWS 01/29/21 Fri: ICE Bans Term 'Illegal Alien'? Pelosi: Republicans 'Enemy Within'</image:title>
      <image:caption>Collage: AOC, Pelosi, and Cruz</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2021/1/28/news-012821-thu-biden-climate-executive-orders-recall-gavin-2020</loc>
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      <image:title>JLP News - NEWS 01/28/21 Thu: Biden Climate Executive Orders; Recall Gavin 2020</image:title>
      <image:caption>Collage: John Kerry, Greta Thunberg, and Joe Biden</image:caption>
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      <image:title>JLP News - NEWS 01/28/21 Thu: Biden Climate Executive Orders; Recall Gavin 2020</image:title>
      <image:caption>Collage: Cropped, Photoshopped screenshot of RecallGavin2020.com webpage, and portrait of a man named Chamath who wants to run for governor of California.</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2021/1/27/news-012721-wed-racial-equity-executive-orders-super-bowl-ads-go-boring</loc>
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      <image:title>JLP News - NEWS 01/27/21 Wed: 'Racial Equity' Executive Orders; Super Bowl Ads Go Boring</image:title>
      <image:caption>Joe Biden</image:caption>
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      <image:title>JLP News - NEWS 01/27/21 Wed: 'Racial Equity' Executive Orders; Super Bowl Ads Go Boring</image:title>
      <image:caption>Cropped, Photoshopped screenshot of a Gillette ad</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2021/1/26/news-012621-tue-pdx-a-mess-teen-girls-kill-15yo-dems-seek-to-rig-votes-covid-child-suicides</loc>
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    <lastmod>2021-01-26</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - NEWS 01/26/21 Tue: PDX a Mess; Teen Girls Kill 15yo; Dems Seek to Rig Votes; Covid Child Suicides</image:title>
      <image:caption>Left: Portland, OR Mayor Ted Wheeler; Right: A roughly 13-year-old girl running from a Walmart after the stabbing of a 15-year-old girl in Louisiana, and local Sheriff Tony Mancuso</image:caption>
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      <image:title>JLP News - NEWS 01/26/21 Tue: PDX a Mess; Teen Girls Kill 15yo; Dems Seek to Rig Votes; Covid Child Suicides</image:title>
      <image:caption>Left: Amy Klobuchar, who’s pushing a bill H.R. 1, called “For the People Act”; Right: Clarke County superintendent Jesus Jara, who’s distraught at the rise in child suicides at Las Vegas-area schools</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2021/1/25/news-012521-mon-rinos-on-riot-election-sidney-powell-super-pac</loc>
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      <image:title>JLP News - NEWS 01/25/21 Mon: RINOs on Riot, Election; Sidney Powell Super PAC</image:title>
      <image:caption>Collage: Kevin McCarthy, Rand Paul, and Biden motorcade inauguration day 2021</image:caption>
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      <image:title>JLP News - NEWS 01/25/21 Mon: RINOs on Riot, Election; Sidney Powell Super PAC</image:title>
      <image:caption>Collage: Sidney Powell, Noor bin Ladin, and Tulsi Gabbard</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2021/1/22/news-012221-fri-mitch-censured-for-impugning-trumps-character</loc>
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    <lastmod>2021-01-22</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - NEWS 01/22/21 Fri: Mitch Censured for Impugning Trump's Character</image:title>
      <image:caption>Collage: Mitch McConnell in front of Real President Donald Trump</image:caption>
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      <image:title>JLP News - NEWS 01/22/21 Fri: Mitch Censured for Impugning Trump's Character</image:title>
      <image:caption>Collage: Judge Barbara Jacobs Rothstein and a web update from the de-platformed alternative social media website Parler</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2021/1/21/news-012121-thu-biden-pushing-special-treatment-for-pocs-schumer-in-charge</loc>
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      <image:title>JLP News - NEWS 01/21/21 Thu: Biden Pushing Special Treatment for POCs; Schumer in Charge</image:title>
      <image:caption>Cropped, photoshopped image of Joe Biden</image:caption>
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      <image:title>JLP News - NEWS 01/21/21 Thu: Biden Pushing Special Treatment for POCs; Schumer in Charge</image:title>
      <image:caption>Cropped photoshopped screenshot of a masked Chuck Schumer at a relatively recent press conference</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2021/1/20/news-012021-wed-trump-pardons-rappers-not-whistleblowers-impeachment</loc>
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    <lastmod>2022-05-24</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - NEWS 01/20/21 Wed: Trump Pardons Rappers, Not Whistleblowers; Impeachment?</image:title>
      <image:caption>Collage: Two black rappers pardoned by Trump, and two white whistleblowers NOT pardoned by Trump</image:caption>
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      <image:title>JLP News - NEWS 01/20/21 Wed: Trump Pardons Rappers, Not Whistleblowers; Impeachment?</image:title>
      <image:caption>Collage: Lindsey Graham (foreground) and Mitch McConnell (background)</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2021/1/19/news-011921-tue-trump-executive-orders-will-he-pardon-assange</loc>
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    <lastmod>2021-01-19</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - NEWS 01/19/21 Tue: Trump Executive Orders! Will He Pardon Assange?</image:title>
      <image:caption>Collage: Photoshopped portions of President Trump’s Twitter profile pic (when he had Twitter), an American Flag image, and The 1776 Report from The President’s Advisory 1776 Commission, released this week.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>JLP News - NEWS 01/19/21 Tue: Trump Executive Orders! Will He Pardon Assange?</image:title>
      <image:caption>Collage: Julian Assange and photoshopped Wikileaks logo and imagery</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2021/1/18/news-011821-mon-parlers-back-congressman-suspended-covid-ice-cream</loc>
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      <image:title>JLP News - NEWS 01/18/21 Mon: Parler's Back? Congressman Suspended! Covid Ice Cream?</image:title>
      <image:caption>Collage: Photoshopped, cutout portrait of CEO John Matze, overlaid on screenshot of current Parler.com website with a message about Technical Difficulties</image:caption>
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      <image:title>JLP News - NEWS 01/18/21 Mon: Parler's Back? Congressman Suspended! Covid Ice Cream?</image:title>
      <image:caption>Collage: Prof. Jay Bhattacharya in front of screenshots of his peer-reviewed study questioning shutdown efficacy, and the Great Barrington Declaration website, which also rejects forced mass lockdowns</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2021/1/8/news-010821-fri-trump-for-law-and-order-dc-mayor-ushered-in-chaos</loc>
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      <image:title>JLP News - NEWS 01/08/21 Fri: Trump for Law and Order; DC Mayor Ushered in Chaos</image:title>
      <image:caption>Collage: Cropped, photoshopped edit of President Trump and a once pro-Trump lawyer who betrayed him.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>JLP News - NEWS 01/08/21 Fri: Trump for Law and Order; DC Mayor Ushered in Chaos</image:title>
      <image:caption>Collage: Ashli Babbitt (Air Force lady killed in DC riot), Muriel Bowser (black female DC mayor), and John Earle Sullivan (BLM radical)</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2021/1/7/news-010721-thu-jan-6-riot-cowards-cave-all-talk-no-action-rinos</loc>
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      <image:title>JLP News - NEWS 01/07/21 Thu: Jan 6 Riot: Cowards Cave! All Talk No Action RINOs?</image:title>
      <image:caption>Collage: Some of the White House turncoats who resigned because of politics after President Trump responded appropriately after mostly peaceful protests turned violent in points on January 6th in D.C.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>JLP News - NEWS 01/07/21 Thu: Jan 6 Riot: Cowards Cave! All Talk No Action RINOs?</image:title>
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    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2021/1/6/news-010621-wed-big-day-today-proud-boys-cops-rittenhouse</loc>
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      <image:title>JLP News - NEWS 01/06/21 Wed: Big Day Today! Proud Boys, Cops, Rittenhouse</image:title>
      <image:caption>Collage: Mike Pence, Enrique Tarrio, and Proud Boys insignia on standard 30-round rifle magazines (falsely called “high capacity” by sleazy politicians and MSM).</image:caption>
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      <image:title>JLP News - NEWS 01/06/21 Wed: Big Day Today! Proud Boys, Cops, Rittenhouse</image:title>
      <image:caption>Collage: Jacob Blake, Kyle Rittenhouse, and Kenosha riot footage</image:caption>
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      <image:title>JLP News - NEWS 01/05/21 Tue: RINO Backstabbers? L.A. Rations Medical Services!</image:title>
      <image:caption>Collage: Ted Cruz, Kevin McCarthy, Mike Pence, and Donald Trump</image:caption>
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      <image:title>JLP News - NEWS 01/05/21 Tue: RINO Backstabbers? L.A. Rations Medical Services!</image:title>
      <image:caption>Collage: The three children’s music acts declining their Grammy award nominations, and the “diversity” officer lady for the Record Academy</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2020/12/31/news-123120-thu-heart-attack-or-covid-blm-crime-spike-hawley-vs-mitch</loc>
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    <lastmod>2020-12-30</lastmod>
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      <image:caption>Collage: Alleged Nashville bomber, the late Anthony Quinn Warner, and the aftermath of the bombing</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2020/12/29/news-122920-tue-scotus-no-illegals-in-census-ohio-cop-fired-by-libs</loc>
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    <lastmod>2020-12-29</lastmod>
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      <image:caption>Collage: Cropped, Photoshopped photograph of the late Andre Hill; inset: Former Columbus, Ohio officer Adam Coy</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2020/12/28/news-122820-mon-trump-caves-on-covid-bill-rinos-poo-poo-electoral-challenge</loc>
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      <image:title>JLP News - NEWS 12/28/20 Mon: Trump Caves on Covid Bill? RINOs Poo-Poo Electoral Challenge</image:title>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2020/12/24/news-122420-thu-trump-vetoes-non-america-first-ndaa-politicized-covid</loc>
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    <lastmod>2020-12-24</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - NEWS 12/24/20 Thu: Trump Vetoes Non-America First NDAA; Politicized Covid</image:title>
      <image:caption>Collage: President Trump and Mitch McConnell in front of the President’s veto message on the NDAA</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Grand County Coroner Brenda Bock: Colorado Should Improve Classification Of COVID Deaths (CBS Denver)</image:caption>
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    <lastmod>2020-12-23</lastmod>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2020/12/22/news-122220-tue-election-whistleblowers-fired-in-fulton-county-shenanigans</loc>
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      <image:title>JLP News - NEWS 12/22/20 Tue: Election Whistleblowers FIRED in Fulton County! SHENANIGANS?</image:title>
      <image:caption>Collage: Susan Voyles (left) and Bridget Thorn (right) in front of an American flag</image:caption>
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      <image:title>JLP News - NEWS 12/22/20 Tue: Election Whistleblowers FIRED in Fulton County! SHENANIGANS?</image:title>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2020/12/21/news-122120-mon-youtube-censors-statement-before-senate-committee</loc>
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    <lastmod>2020-12-22</lastmod>
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      <image:caption>Collage: Jesse R. Binnall tweet superimposed by YouTube censorship notice</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2020/12/18/jlp-121820-fri-hake-fills-in-media-throwbacks-calls-and-experts</loc>
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    <lastmod>2020-12-22</lastmod>
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      <image:caption>Cropped, photoshopped portrait of Paris Mayor Anne Hidalgo, who is socialist, who reportedly claimed that justice was served after some new Charlie Hebdo convictions took place, even though some of those “convicted” are not even caught.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Collage: Photoshopped portraits of Judge Peter Wilson, left, and ACLU lawyer Jacob Reisberg, right.</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2020/12/16/news-121620-wed</loc>
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    <lastmod>2020-12-16</lastmod>
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      <image:caption>Collage: Certificate of Death showing cause of death: Motorcycle accident / COVID-19, which Ron DeSantis talked about.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>JLP News - NEWS 12/16/20 Wed: Covid Death Count Controversies; Oppressive Shutdowns</image:title>
      <image:caption>Collage: Heartwarming pics of people enjoying their time at a café in Michigan run by a lady whom the gov’t wants to oppress in the name of so-called “public health.”</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2020/12/15/news-121520-tue-ag-barr-leaving-electoral-college-rs-in-swing-states</loc>
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    <lastmod>2020-12-16</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - NEWS 12/15/20 Tue: AG Barr Leaving; Electoral College R's in Swing States!</image:title>
      <image:caption>Photoshopped, cropped screenshot of AG Bill Barr playing bagpipes (Global News / Reuters). Longer video from NBC New York.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>JLP News - NEWS 12/15/20 Tue: AG Barr Leaving; Electoral College R's in Swing States!</image:title>
      <image:caption>Collage: Pro-Trump elector Meshawn Maddock in front of an American Flag with the sun shining through…</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2020/12/14/news-121420-mon-scotus-fail-electoral-college-today-stopthesteal-attacked</loc>
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    <lastmod>2020-12-14</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - NEWS 12/14/20 Mon: SCOTUS Fail! Electoral College TODAY! #StoptheSteal Attacked!</image:title>
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      <image:caption>Collage of photos from NPR article showing Stop the Steal pro-Trump rally supporters, a Proud Boy showing the iconic “OK” sign falsely called “white power” by fake news liberal journalists, and Antifa / BLM / pro-illegal alien anti-American agitators, rioters, and thieves</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2020/12/11/news-121120-fri-39-states-pick-sides-in-tx-lawsuit-rinos-dems-rs</loc>
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    <lastmod>2020-12-11</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - NEWS 12/11/20 Fri: 39 States Pick Sides in TX Lawsuit, RINOs, Dems, R's</image:title>
      <image:caption>Collage: From left to right: Daryl Metcalfe, Chris Dush, and Thomas Sankey, Pennsylvania state legislators in front of an American flag</image:caption>
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      <image:title>JLP News - NEWS 12/11/20 Fri: 39 States Pick Sides in TX Lawsuit, RINOs, Dems, R's</image:title>
      <image:caption>Collage: Foreground: VA Gov. Ralph Northam (D) and his sign language interpreter; background: Nazis separate non-essential workers for forced labor camps.</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2020/12/10/news-121020-thu-18-states-for-texastrump-dems-for-forced-vaccinations</loc>
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    <lastmod>2020-12-10</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - NEWS 12/10/20 Thu: 18 States for Texas/Trump; Dems for Forced Vaccinations</image:title>
      <image:caption>MO AG Eric Schmitt led the 17-state amicus brief supporting the pro-Trump Texas lawsuit against shenanigans pulled by 4 swing states. Arizona also filed a pro-Texas brief late last night.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>JLP News - NEWS 12/10/20 Thu: 18 States for Texas/Trump; Dems for Forced Vaccinations</image:title>
      <image:caption>Collage: Foreground: Female NY State Assemblyman Linda Rosenthal; background: a vial in which a COVID vaccine dose may be transported</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2020/12/9/news-120920-wed-fort-hood-gets-metood-trump-intervening-in-tx-lawsuit-to-scotus</loc>
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    <lastmod>2020-12-09</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - NEWS 12/09/20 Wed: Fort Hood Gets MeToo'd; Trump Intervening in TX Lawsuit to SCOTUS</image:title>
      <image:caption>Photoshopped, edited portrait: Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton, taken from https://www.texasattorneygeneral.gov/about-office</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2020/12/8/news-120820-tue-lawsuits-in-pa-ga-az-mi-vaccine-no-pregnancy</loc>
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    <lastmod>2020-12-08</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - NEWS 12/08/20 Tue: Lawsuits in PA, GA, AZ, MI; Vaccine = No Pregnancy?</image:title>
      <image:caption>Photoshopped, cropped screenshot: Sen. Ted Cruz appearing on a podcast with Michael Knowles of The Daily Wire, I believe (Twitter)</image:caption>
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      <image:title>JLP News - NEWS 12/08/20 Tue: Lawsuits in PA, GA, AZ, MI; Vaccine = No Pregnancy?</image:title>
      <image:caption>Photoshopped image of Gov. Phil Murphy wearing a mask (, taken from his Twitter profile picture</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2020/12/7/news-120720-mon-pearl-harbor-day-asymptomatic-carriers-dni-on-election</loc>
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    <lastmod>2020-12-07</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - NEWS 12/07/20 Mon: Pearl Harbor Day; Asymptomatic Carriers; DNI on Election</image:title>
      <image:caption>Cropped, photoshopped photograph of Pearl Harbor incident (Wikimedia)</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Collage: Cropped screenshot from Catherine Engelbrecht testifying some years ago during the Obama IRS targeting the Tea Party groups scandal; she’s founder of True the Vote. Overlaid: A portrait of money man and donor Fred Eshelman. Eshelman says he donated $2.5M to True the Vote, expecting proof of fraud in court. He’s now suing and demanding his money back, alleging that they have not produced for him.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>For the most honest updates, see theepochtimes.com/election-2020</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Mexican President AMLO (left) and Russian President Putin (right) in a collage in front of a photoshopped image of President Trump’s portrait from his Twitter profile pic. The two in the foreground have not recognized Biden as so-called “president-elect,” as nothing is confirmed yet, except by the Fake News media</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Nazi-Commie Gov. Gavin Newsom, in a photoshopped image with Hitler’s mustache on him, holding a face mask, in front of part of a photoshopped portion of the “Commiefornia” flag</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Foreground: Republicans Monica Palmer (left) and William Hartmann (right); background: grandstander Ned Staebler who joined black liberals in calling Republicans “racist.”</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Attorney Lin Wood, who is on President Trump’s team</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Foreground: Corrupt black Democrat Jonathan Kinloch, 47; Background: Cowardly Republican white lady Monica Palmer; both are on the 4-member Wayne County Board of Canvassers; the two white Republicans allowed themselves to be bullied and intimidated into rationalizing voting for ballot certification when they knew something was awry and called for an audit.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Vandalized portrait of Dr. Eric Coomer, Ph.D., alleged Antifa sympathizer and Dominion VP (perhaps now removed from his post under scrutiny), reportedly formerly of Smartmatic</image:caption>
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    <lastmod>2020-11-16</lastmod>
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      <image:caption>Edited screenshot from Sidney Powell’s Sunday interview on Fox Business. Watch here</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Photoshopped screenshot: top of Katia Hetter’s CNN profile page — she wrote the article about World Kindness Day</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Screenshot from PBS NewsHour video released Oct 8 on YouTube</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2020/11/11/news-111120-wed-fake-debunkings-of-real-evidence-of-voter-fraud</loc>
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    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2020/11/10/news-111020-tue-trump-fires-yesper-pfizer-fda-anti-trump-collusion</loc>
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    <lastmod>2020-11-10</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - NEWS 11/10/20 Tue: Trump Fires 'Yesper'! Pfizer-FDA Anti-Trump Collusion?</image:title>
      <image:caption>DOD’s Mark Esper (left) has been fired. Anonymous speculation claims, without evidence, that President Trump may fire FBI’s Chris Wray (center) and CIA’s Gina Haspel (right) next.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>JLP News - NEWS 11/10/20 Tue: Trump Fires 'Yesper'! Pfizer-FDA Anti-Trump Collusion?</image:title>
      <image:caption>Collage: Photoshopped cutout image of Pfizer’s “rockstar scientist” Kathrin Jansen, in front of an article and graph showing Pfizer and other pharmaceutical companies whose people donated big money to Joe Biden over President Trump!</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2020/11/9/news-110920-mon-msm-pretends-its-over-covid-vaccine-and-control</loc>
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    <lastmod>2020-11-09</lastmod>
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      <image:caption>On Nov 7, 2020, Matt Drudge tweeted a frowny-faced President Trump, with the Drudge Report headline “You’re Fired!” The tweet remained for some time, whereas ordinarily Drudge seems to delete his tweets after 24 hours.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Photoshopped edit from Matt Drudge’s Twitter profile pic</image:caption>
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      <image:title>JLP News - NEWS 11/09/20 Mon: MSM Pretends It's Over; Covid Vaccine and Control</image:title>
      <image:caption>University of Chicago “health researchers” Rebecca Gorges and Tamara Konetzka: These ladies did a little study on nursing home resident deaths, which the far-left AP claim has doubled recently.</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2020/11/6/news-110620-fri-trump-calls-shenanigans-free-press-investigates</loc>
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    <lastmod>2020-11-06</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - NEWS 11/06/20 Fri: Trump Calls Shenanigans! Free Press Investigates</image:title>
      <image:caption>Photoshopped screenshot of President Trump at his press conference yesterday, at the end of which he said “shenanigans.”</image:caption>
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      <image:title>JLP News - NEWS 11/06/20 Fri: Trump Calls Shenanigans! Free Press Investigates</image:title>
      <image:caption>Photoshopped and cropped screenshot of a selfie by the mailman suspect</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2020/11/5/news-110520-thu-election-fraud-no-legal-affirmative-action-in-ca</loc>
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    <lastmod>2020-11-05</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - NEWS 11/05/20 Thu: Election Fraud; No Legal Affirmative Action in CA</image:title>
      <image:caption>Collage of photos and video still showing blacks allegedly cheating in the election through electioneering (telling people how to vote INSIDE the polling place (and directly outside with a big sign), and a woman seemingly ballot-stuffing which is illegal. Images from Vincent James Telegram.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Far-left female Democrats in CA are trying to force de jure affirmative action back to further push unqualified and biased black, hispanic, female, and LGBTQIA people into power to further oppress whites, men, and other achievers already affected by de facto unjust discrimination based on fake social justce.</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2020/11/4/news-110420-wed-rinos-reelected-blm-attacks-cops-trump-supporters</loc>
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    <lastmod>2020-11-05</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - NEWS 11/04/20 Wed: RINOs Reelected; BLM Attacks Cops, Trump Supporters</image:title>
      <image:caption>Cropped screenshot from Tommy Tuberville’s website, showing Tommy Tuberville in black-and-white (photoshopped)</image:caption>
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      <image:title>JLP News - NEWS 11/04/20 Wed: RINOs Reelected; BLM Attacks Cops, Trump Supporters</image:title>
      <image:caption>Cropped screenshot from NY Post video of incident, courtesy of Jen Loh / Storyful</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2020/11/3/news-110320-tue-liberal-supreme-court-oks-blm-agitator-vienna-terror-attack</loc>
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    <lastmod>2020-11-03</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - NEWS 11/03/20 Tue: Liberal Supreme Court OK's BLM Agitator; Vienna Terror Attack</image:title>
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      <image:title>JLP News - NEWS 11/03/20 Tue: Liberal Supreme Court OK's BLM Agitator; Vienna Terror Attack</image:title>
      <image:caption>Collage: Photo of upstanding young man Kyle Rittenhouse, being struck with a skateboard by BLM agitator Anthony Huber. This week Kyle sat in court in Wisconsin, having been incarcerated for two months for no reason, facing a $2M bail.</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2020/11/2/news-110220-mon-anonymous-anti-trump-tweets-maga-convoy-vs-biden-bus</loc>
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    <lastmod>2020-11-02</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - NEWS 11/02/20 Mon: 'Anonymous' Anti-Trump Tweets; MAGA Convoy Vs. Biden Bus</image:title>
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      <image:caption>Cropped screenshot of video footage of the Biden bus vs. MAGA convoy drama. A white SUV / car appeared to try to push a MAGA pickup truck out of its lane, and the truck appeared to push it back in its place.</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2020/10/30/news-103020-fri-philly-ties-cops-hands-migrant-crisis-voter-info</loc>
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    <lastmod>2020-10-30</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - NEWS 10/30/20 Fri: Philly Ties Cops' Hands; Migrant Crisis; Voter Info</image:title>
      <image:caption>(Sky News / Yahoo) Terror suspect Brahim Aouissaoui is in a critical condition in hospital after he was shot several times by police following Thursday's attack on worshippers in Notre Dame church in Nice, France.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Collage: Artistically photoshopped screenshots from Reuters or AP photos and headline</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2020/10/29/news-102920-thu-more-terror-in-france-fake-big-tech-hearing</loc>
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    <lastmod>2020-10-29</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - NEWS 10/29/20 Thu: More Terror in France; Fake Big Tech Hearing</image:title>
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      <image:title>JLP News - NEWS 10/29/20 Thu: More Terror in France; Fake Big Tech Hearing</image:title>
      <image:caption>Photoshopped apparent mugshot of the late Walter Wallace, Jr.</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2020/10/28/news-102820-wed-philly-riots-day-two-nyc-and-pdx-join-war-on-cops</loc>
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    <lastmod>2020-10-28</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - NEWS 10/28/20 Wed: Philly Riots, Day Two: NYC and PDX Join War on Cops</image:title>
      <image:caption>Left: Philly’s disgraceful male Democrat mayor. Right: Another phony #MeToo accuser</image:caption>
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      <image:title>JLP News - NEWS 10/28/20 Wed: Philly Riots, Day Two: NYC and PDX Join War on Cops</image:title>
      <image:caption>Nothing good is happening from these people in terms of “social responsibility”</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2020/10/27/news-102720-tue-philly-riots-when-cops-kill-suspect-in-self-defense</loc>
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    <lastmod>2020-10-27</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - NEWS 10/27/20 Tue: Philly Riots When Cops Kill Suspect in Self-Defense</image:title>
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      <image:title>JLP News - NEWS 10/27/20 Tue: Philly Riots When Cops Kill Suspect in Self-Defense</image:title>
      <image:caption>Cropped, Photoshopped screenshot: Kamala Harris on CBS’s 60 Minutes</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2020/10/26/news-102620-mon-cnn-for-nfac-turkey-vs-france-on-religious-freedom</loc>
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    <lastmod>2020-10-26</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - NEWS 10/26/20 Mon: CNN for NFAC! Turkey vs France on Religious Freedom</image:title>
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      <image:title>JLP News - NEWS 10/26/20 Mon: CNN for NFAC! Turkey vs France on Religious Freedom</image:title>
      <image:caption>Cropped, photoshopped screenshot from news clip: Armenia-Azerbaijan conflict | Global powers push to end Nagorno-Karabakh fighting | World News</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2020/10/23/news-102320-fri-who-wikipedia-covid-info-cnn-lauds-pro-gay-usa</loc>
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    <lastmod>2020-10-23</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - NEWS 10/23/20 Fri: WHO + Wikipedia = Covid Info; CNN Lauds Pro-Gay USA</image:title>
      <image:caption>Railroaded: Former Minneapolis Officer Derek Chauvin, who had his knee on the neck, per MDP training, of black criminal suspect George Floyd who overdosed on Fentanyl.</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/599a39c1cd0f681d5d909691/1603488109938-TQEMQKI9S5FD94G1AFTW/HN-201023-Fri-Hr2-GAY-SQ-Thumb.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>JLP News - NEWS 10/23/20 Fri: WHO + Wikipedia = Covid Info; CNN Lauds Pro-Gay USA</image:title>
      <image:caption>Collage: Cover Page of Robert P. Jones’s book “White Too Long: The Legacy of White Supremacy in American Christianity,” transparent, and overlaid on a photoshopped cropped photograph of the Obama White House lit up in rainbow colors, signaling support for the radical-homosexual agenda.</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2020/10/22/news-102220-thu-hunter-laptop-proud-boys-framed-fake-news-from-borat-2</loc>
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    <lastmod>2020-10-22</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - NEWS 10/22/20 Thu: Hunter Laptop! Proud Boys Framed! Fake News from Borat 2!</image:title>
      <image:caption>Retired Navy Lt. and business CEO who worked with Hunter Biden says. he now realizes the Bidens were scheming to make millions (including from China) off the Biden name while Joe was VP under Obama.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>JLP News - NEWS 10/22/20 Thu: Hunter Laptop! Proud Boys Framed! Fake News from Borat 2!</image:title>
      <image:caption>Cropped, photoshopped screenshot from Rudy’s fake interview which appears on the liberal movie Borat 2.</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2020/10/21/news-102120-wed-libs-cry-russia-over-hunter-more-breonna-madness</loc>
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    <lastmod>2020-10-21</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - NEWS 10/21/20 Wed: Libs Cry Russia Over Hunter; More Breonna Madness</image:title>
      <image:caption>Screenshot from today: Breonna Taylor GoFundMe has raised $6.7M and counting!</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2020/10/20/news-102020-tue-covid-hurting-the-old-mute-trump-for-prez-debate</loc>
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    <lastmod>2020-10-20</lastmod>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2020/10/19/news-101920-mon-twitter-censors-wh-covid-expert-french-teacher-decapitated</loc>
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    <lastmod>2020-10-19</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - NEWS 10/19/20 Mon: Twitter Censors WH Covid Expert! French Teacher Decapitated!</image:title>
      <image:caption>Dr. Scott Atlas of Stanford University’s “conservative” Hoover Institution</image:caption>
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      <image:title>JLP News - NEWS 10/19/20 Mon: Twitter Censors WH Covid Expert! French Teacher Decapitated!</image:title>
      <image:caption>Collage: The victim (large, black-and-white) and the perpetrator, now both deceased</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Boris Johnson is Prime Minister of the UK, and reportedly announced this shutdown madness</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Collage: President Trump tweets: SO MUCH FAKE NEWS! as AP, NYT, and Wash. Post push lies and smears against him while covering for Democrats.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Left: The late Alvin Cole, who died at age 17 after being shot for not dropping his gun while running from cops, and allegedly firing the stolen weapon. Right: Wauwatosa Officer Joseph Mensah, who shot the thug in Feb.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Collage: Former Minneapolis Police Officer Derek Chauvin mugshots (having been arrested on false pretenses, truly politically motivated, in the death of George Floyd), and a 2018 fashion show appearance with his wife at the time, who appears not to be standing by her man.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Cropped screenshot from President Trump’s tweeted video statement.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>An older gentleman hot under the collar over antagonistic and violent Biden supporters lashes out and knocks the camera phone from a media photographer’s hand — who’d been following him closely</image:caption>
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      <image:title>JLP News - NEWS 9/30/20 Wed. Did DailyMail LIE About Brad Parscale? Did His Wife?</image:title>
      <image:caption>From WESH: Cropped video still photo of a Disney theme park</image:caption>
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      <image:title>JLP News - NEWS: Debate Tonight! Trump Taxes Fact Check; DHS Smears Whites! 9/29/20 Tue.</image:title>
      <image:caption>2017 portrait (photoshopped and cropped) of acting DHS Sec. Chad Wolf</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Cropped screenshot from Brad Parscale takedown</image:caption>
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      <image:title>JLP News - NEWS: Amy Barrett Picked; Trump Tax Returns; Voter Fraud in MN? 09/28/20 Mon.</image:title>
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      <image:title>JLP News - NEWS: Amy Barrett Picked; Trump Tax Returns; Voter Fraud in MN? 09/28/20 Mon.</image:title>
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      <image:title>JLP News - NEWS: Media Hypes Trump Election Integrity, Paid 'Paternity Leave' 9/25/20 Fri.</image:title>
      <image:caption>President Trump says: We’ll see what happens!</image:caption>
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      <image:title>JLP News - NEWS: Media Hypes Trump Election Integrity, Paid 'Paternity Leave' 9/25/20 Fri.</image:title>
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      <image:title>JLP News - NEWS: Was Indicted Breonna Taylor Cop Railroaded? Riots! 09/24/20 Thu.</image:title>
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      <image:title>JLP News - NEWS: Was Indicted Breonna Taylor Cop Railroaded? Riots! 09/24/20 Thu.</image:title>
      <image:caption>The Portland Mayor (in Oregon) actually tweeted, “Violence has no home in Portland.”</image:caption>
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      <image:title>JLP News - NEWS: 09/23/20 Wed. Trump: Virus Affects Virtually Nobody? McCain Supports Biden</image:title>
      <image:caption>Collage from Hake News, Hour 2 today.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>JLP News - NEWS: Omaha Bar Owner Ends Life Amid Smears in Self-Defense Case 09/22/20 Tue.</image:title>
      <image:caption>Jake Gardner was a Trump supporter, a business owner, an Iraq War U.S. Marine veteran, and was lynched by BLM. Unfortunately, he committed suicide on Sunday.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>JLP News - NEWS: Omaha Bar Owner Ends Life Amid Smears in Self-Defense Case 09/22/20 Tue.</image:title>
      <image:caption>Collage: Justice for Breonna Taylor t-shirt wearing attacker walks away with a smile. Foreground: Nikole Hannah-Jones tries to claim America was founded in 1619 when slaves supposedly arrived.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>JLP News - NEWS: RBG's 'Fervent Wish' that a Lib Replace Her, RME! 09/21/20 Mon.</image:title>
      <image:caption>Collage: The late RBG and her granddaughter Clara Spera, a far-left activist and lawyer, who relayed Ginsburg’s supposed dying wish regarding her replacement</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Collage from Values Voter Summit website featuring unknown man talking at the 15th annual supposed conservative political conference.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Collage: Leftist-extremist outlet TIME Magazine headline: 93% of Black Lives Matter Have Been Peaceful, New Report Finds. CNN Headline: Attorney General William Barr suggests charging violent protesters with sedition</image:caption>
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      <image:title>JLP News - Hake News 09/17/20 Thu. Nashville Suppress Key Info! Dems Trespass for Photo Op?</image:title>
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      <image:title>JLP News - Hake News 09/16/20 Wed. CNN Pushes BLM Propaganda; Murders Soar Amid Shutdowns</image:title>
      <image:caption>Collage: BLM “victims” du jour, Breonna Taylor, Daniel Prude, and Ricardo Muñoz</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Collage: Dr. Li-Meng Yan, MD / PhD, who appeared on Tucker Carlson for interview, was suspended by Twitter, and whose husband refused to join her flight to America</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2020/9/15/hake-news-091520-tue-president-trump-doesnt-fall-for-climate-hype</loc>
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      <image:caption>Case Ramos v. Wolf (PDF), before judges Consuelo M. Callahan, Ryan D. Nelson, and Morgan Christen, Circuit Judges. Opinion by Judge Callahan (W. Bush); Concurrence by Judge R. Nelson (Trump); Dissent by Judge Christen (Obama). NY Times headline: “400,000 Immigrants Can Be Forced to Leave the U.S., Court Rules”</image:caption>
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      <image:title>JLP News - Hake News 09/15/20 Tue. President Trump Doesn't Fall for 'Climate' Hype</image:title>
      <image:caption>Collage: Daniel Muñoz, a 27-year-old schizophrenic who was shot dead as he charged at police with a knife. His mother and stepfather blame police and the system. Screenshots from British tabloid The Sun.</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2020/9/14/hake-news-091420-mon-agitators-applaud-would-be-cop-killer-nfl-caters-to-blm</loc>
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      <image:title>JLP News - Hake News 09/14/20 Mon. Agitators Applaud Would-be Cop-Killer; NFL Caters to BLM</image:title>
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      <image:title>JLP News - Hake News 09/14/20 Mon. Agitators Applaud Would-be Cop-Killer; NFL Caters to BLM</image:title>
      <image:caption>Collage: NFL players and Alicia Keyes kiss up to the false BLM narrative of black victimhood</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2020/9/11/hake-news-091120-fri-cuties-is-a-french-african-feminist-film</loc>
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    <lastmod>2020-09-11</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - Hake News 09/11/20 Fri. 'Cuties' Is a French-African Feminist Film</image:title>
      <image:caption>The director talks about her movie</image:caption>
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      <image:title>JLP News - Hake News 09/11/20 Fri. 'Cuties' Is a French-African Feminist Film</image:title>
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    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2020/9/10/hake-news-091020-thu-pope-for-food-sex-mattis-betrays-trump</loc>
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    <lastmod>2020-09-10</lastmod>
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      <image:caption>Collage using images and text from Carlo Petrini’s book</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Collage: Image of half of Trump’s face from Bob Woodward’s new book, and a cropped cutout image of James Mattis.</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2020/9/9/hake-news-090920-wed-ea-sports-honors-kap-dhs-cries-white-supremacy</loc>
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    <lastmod>2020-09-09</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - Hake News 09/09/20 Wed. EA Sports Honors Kap! DHS Cries 'White Supremacy'</image:title>
      <image:caption>Collage: EA Sports tweets a statement defending their putting anti-cop America-hater Colin Kaepernick (an ex-NFL player who quit the 49ers and has not been re-hired) in their video game called “Madden NFL 21”</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Collage: Former DHS acting-Sec. Kevin McAleenan and anti-Trump “law” journalist Benjamin Wittes</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2020/9/8/hake-news-090820-tue-nyt-doubts-covid-cases-trump-loves-military</loc>
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    <lastmod>2020-09-09</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - Hake News 09/08/20 Tue. NYT Doubts Covid Cases! Trump Loves Military</image:title>
      <image:caption>The Failing New York Slimes headline: Your Coronavirus Test Is Positive. Maybe It Shouldn’t Be. Yet Gov. Cuomo wants to keep NYC restaurants closed pending police to enforce social distancing, etc.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>JLP News - Hake News 09/08/20 Tue. NYT Doubts Covid Cases! Trump Loves Military</image:title>
      <image:caption>Collage: President Trump addresses the phony rumors pushed by far-left media outlet The Atlantic’s editor-in-chief, Jeffrey Goldberg, that he disrespected the military.</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2020/9/7/hake-news-090720-mon-media-pretends-trump-disrespects-soldiers</loc>
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    <lastmod>2020-09-07</lastmod>
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      <image:caption>Collage of photos with President Trump respecting the military, including injured and fallen soldiers</image:caption>
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      <image:title>JLP News - Hake News 09/07/20 Mon. Media Pretends TRUMP Disrespects Soldiers</image:title>
      <image:caption>Collage: Naked protestors in Rochester, NY, make fools of themselves over a black guy on PCP who got himself this past spring.</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2020/9/4/hake-news-090420-fri</loc>
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    <lastmod>2020-09-04</lastmod>
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      <image:caption>Collage: Portland shooter interviewed by a sympathetic Vice propagandist / “reporter.” Background: Screenshot from Facebook video after he was shot by police.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Rep. Scott Perry (R-PA) tells a little bit of the truth</image:caption>
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      <image:title>JLP News - Hake News 09/04/20 Fri. Portland Shooter Faces Swift Justice. Shot at Cops?</image:title>
      <image:caption>Mitt Romney said Black Lives Matter back in June 2020, marching with other phony liberal Christians.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Collage: Joe Biden with his goofy mask hanging off his ear</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2020/9/3/hake-news-090320-thu-pelosi-shifts-blame-in-hair-salon-violation</loc>
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    <lastmod>2020-09-03</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - Hake News 09/03/20 Thu. Pelosi Shifts Blame in Hair Salon Violation!</image:title>
      <image:caption>Collage: Nancy Pelosi refuses to take responsibility, and instead railroads the hair salon owner whose closed establishment she visited for special treatment during the Chinese Communist Virus shutdowns in San Fran.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Collage: Black horse owner Greg Harbut is facing calls to boycott the Kentucky Derby. Above: Mississippi state flag options. The one that’s over a hundred years old has a Confederate battle flag on it.</image:caption>
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    <lastmod>2020-09-02</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - Hake News 09/02/20 Wed. Queen Pelosi Got Pampered While People Suffer!</image:title>
      <image:caption>Collage: House Speaker and Democrat Nancy Pelosi (CA) visited a closed San Francisco hair salon called eSalon whose owner has not been allowed to operate her business. Yet Nervous Nancy got her hair done!</image:caption>
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      <image:title>JLP News - Hake News 09/02/20 Wed. Queen Pelosi Got Pampered While People Suffer!</image:title>
      <image:caption>Collage: Cop-haters created a tribute to black criminal suspect Dijon Kizzee who got himself shot and killed by police in Los Angeles. Benjamin Crump is a lying BLM lawyer for the fake victim’s so-called family.</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2020/9/1/hake-news-090120-tue-covid-toll-overblown-president-denounces-blm</loc>
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    <lastmod>2020-09-01</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - Hake News 09/01/20 Tue. Covid Toll Overblown; President Denounces BLM!</image:title>
      <image:caption>Collage, Joe Biden with a stethoscope, President Donald Trump, and headline: Perception vs reality – the impact of Covid-19: People think coronavirus is much more prevalent than it is – and that many more have died than in reality</image:caption>
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      <image:title>JLP News - Hake News 09/01/20 Tue. Covid Toll Overblown; President Denounces BLM!</image:title>
      <image:caption>Collage showing extensive damage to cars and buildings in Kenosha, Wisconsin</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2020/8/31/hake-news-083120-mon-antifablm-murder-trump-supporter-in-portland</loc>
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    <lastmod>2020-08-31</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - Hake News 08/31/20 Mon. Antifa/BLM Murder Trump Supporter in Portland</image:title>
      <image:caption>Collage: Photos of the victim and suspect in Saturday’s murder in Portland.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>JLP News - Hake News 08/31/20 Mon. Antifa/BLM Murder Trump Supporter in Portland</image:title>
      <image:caption>Lawyers Lin Wood and John Pierce are attorneys for 17-year-old Kenosha hero Kyle Rittenhouse</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2020/8/28/hake-news-082820-fri-beautiful-trump-fireworks-christians-for-biden</loc>
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    <lastmod>2020-08-31</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - ICYMI: Hake News 08/28/20 Fri. Beautiful Trump Fireworks! 'Christians' for Biden?</image:title>
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      <image:title>JLP News - ICYMI: Hake News 08/28/20 Fri. Beautiful Trump Fireworks! 'Christians' for Biden?</image:title>
      <image:caption>Cropped photo of Nadia Bolz-Weber, a pro-radical-homosexual so-called Lutheran pastor who was promoted some years by by MSM.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Screenshot: Vincent James on his DLive channel after YouTube banned all of his channels from their platform</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Cropped photo from NY Post of Nick Sandmann as American Indian agitator Nathan Phillips shouts in January 2019</image:caption>
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      <image:title>JLP News - Hake News 08/25/20 Tue. Crump, Sharpton Feed Wisconsin Riots for Black Criminal</image:title>
      <image:caption>Collage: Cutouts of portraits of Sen. Tim Scott (RINO-SC) and ex-UN Ambassador and ex-Gov. Nikki Haley (RINO-SC), overlaid in front of a CNN logo</image:caption>
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    <lastmod>2020-08-24</lastmod>
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      <image:caption>Background: Trump niece Mary L. Trump and book. Foreground: Donald Trump with his older sister Maryanne Trump Barry. Their niece (by Fred Jr, who died of alcoholism in 1981) “secretly recorded” Maryanne saying negative things about her younger brother.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Background: BLM rioters burned a car dealership that had “Black Lives Matter” on its marquee sign. Foreground: Wisconsin Democrat Gov. Tony Evers who kissed up to BLM and fed speculation about police racism and so-called brutality.</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2020/8/21/hake-news-082120-fri-political-prosecution-trump-ally-steve-bannon-arrested</loc>
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    <lastmod>2020-08-21</lastmod>
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      <image:caption>Collage: Cutout of screenshot of Biden in his DNC 2020 speech, over Trump Twitter profile pic, cropped</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Collage: Cutout of photo of Steve Bannon after his arrest. SDNY was behind it. Background: Trump Twitter profile pic, cropped.</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2020/8/20/hake-news-082020-thu-emotional-obama-tries-to-call-trump-lazy</loc>
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    <lastmod>2020-08-20</lastmod>
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      <image:caption>Cropped screenshot from Barack Obama’s DNC speech against President Donald J. Trump</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Collage: Cutouts from screenshots of the NYC beating of a retired NYPD sergeant, overlaid on a cropped screenshot of Barack Obama’s DNC speech</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2020/8/19/hake-news-081920-wed-dnc-day-2-report-loomer-candidacy-cnn-debate</loc>
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    <lastmod>2020-08-19</lastmod>
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      <image:caption>Collage: Pic of young Jill Biden in the background, with screenshot cutout of old Bill Clinton in his DNC speech</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Collage: spliced screenshot of CNN’s Anderson Cooper vs. MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell, with cutout of Republican Congressional candidate Laura Loomer who won her primary in Florida</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2020/8/18/hake-news-081820-tue-ap-praise-michelle-o-anti-trump-smears-electrifying</loc>
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    <lastmod>2020-08-18</lastmod>
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      <image:caption>Collage: Screenshots from Michelle Obama and John Kasich’s phony DNC 2020 speeches.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Collage: Screenshots from President Trump’s speech yesterday, and an anti-Trump daughter of a late Trump supporter who allegedly died of Covid — the nasty woman says she’s voting Joe Biden in his memory, SMH.</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2020/8/17/hake-news-081720-mon-antifa-blm-increasingly-out-of-control-in-mi-mn</loc>
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    <lastmod>2020-08-17</lastmod>
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      <image:caption>Rev. Nathan Dannison, liberal pastor of First Congregational Church in Kalamazoo, MI</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>John Thompson, Democrat primary winner for MN state house, cusses and incites riots in the small suburb called Hugo, outside the police union president’s home.</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2020/8/14/081420-fri-hake-news-judge-orders-8yo-boy-transition-despite-dad</loc>
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    <lastmod>2020-08-14</lastmod>
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      <image:caption>Two of the women making decisions to destroy 8-year-old James Younger</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Photo by San Diego Union Tribune of a Ramona, CA gym owner criminally charged by corrupt politicians for violating covid shutdown orders. His attorney is seated on stage next to him.</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2020/8/13/081320-thu-hake-news-90-y-o-soros-wishes-trump-would-stop-winning</loc>
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      <image:caption>George Soros is tired of Trump winning!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Stevie Nicks’s Facebook profile pic</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Collage: Kamala Harris portrait in front of Jamaican and Indian flag images</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Screenshot from The Fallen State interview with John McAfee</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2020/8/11/081120-tue-hake-news-man-shot-outside-white-house-nursing-home-toll-hidden</loc>
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      <image:caption>Screenshot composite of A DIFFERENT male (FROM 2016) who was shot by Secret Service a near the White House during Obama’s presidency!</image:caption>
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    <lastmod>2020-08-10</lastmod>
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      <image:caption>Screenshot: Some of the blacks who were looting in Chicago</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2020/8/7/080720-fri-hake-news-black-ags-vs-nra-socials-censor-trump</loc>
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    <lastmod>2020-08-07</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - 08/07/20 Fri. Hake News: Black AGs vs NRA; Socials Censor Trump!</image:title>
      <image:caption>Letitia James (NY AG) and Karl Racine (D.C. AG), both black Democrats, both suing the NRA</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2020/8/6/080620-thu-no-jlp-or-hake-live-show-hake-news</loc>
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    <lastmod>2020-08-06</lastmod>
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    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2020/8/5/080520-wed-hake-news-jlp-replays-hour-1-live-hours-2-3-beirut-explosion</loc>
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    <lastmod>2020-08-05</lastmod>
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      <image:caption>Drudge headlines on Beirut explosion</image:caption>
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      <image:title>JLP News - 08/04/20 Tue. Hake News: Sick-minded Teachers Protest Against Reopening</image:title>
      <image:caption>Tweet from Milwaukee Teachers' Education Association show-casing fake headstones imagining deaths of children and grandmothers.</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2020/8/3/080320-mon-canadian-nhl-player-kneels-smears-usa-hake-news</loc>
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    <lastmod>2020-08-03</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - 08/03/20 Mon. Canadian NHL Player Kneels, Smears USA! (Hake News)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Filipino-born Canadian pro-hockey player Matt Dumba, part of a radical anti-American new group within the NHL, made a show of kneeling for the American National Anthem, then standing for the Canadian one.</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2020/7/31/073120-fri-soros-shaun-king-pay-to-subvert-law-and-order-society-hake-news</loc>
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    <lastmod>2020-07-31</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - 07/31/20 Fri: Soros, Shaun King Pay to Subvert Law-and-Order Society (Hake News)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Pics of various anti-law-and-order leftist DA types supported by sleazy Soros and Shaun King</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2020/7/30/073020-thu-herman-cain-died-at-74-hake-news</loc>
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    <lastmod>2020-07-30</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - 07/30/20 Thu: Herman Cain Died at 74! (Hake News)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Portrait of the late Herman Cain from his Twitter profile.</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2020/7/29/un-wants-billions-to-solve-food-insecurity-hake-news-wed-72920</loc>
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    <lastmod>2020-07-29</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - UN Wants Billions to Solve 'Food Insecurity' (Hake News, Wed 7/29/20)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Dumb headline: World hunger continues to rise due to conflict, climate change, says UN report</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2020/7/28/nj-gym-owners-arrested-called-non-essential-hake-news-tue-72820</loc>
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    <lastmod>2020-07-28</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - NJ Gym Owners Arrested, Called 'Non-Essential' (Hake News, Tue. 7/28/20)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Atilis Gym owner Ian Smith, 33, who along with co-owner Frank Trumbetti, 51, was arrested for keeping their gym open despite the Democrat governor’s (and liberal judge’s) orders that so-called “non-essential” businesses close.</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2020/7/27/late-hero-roger-ailes-honored-in-new-documentary-hake-news-mon-72720</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2020-07-27</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - Late Hero Roger Ailes Honored in New Documentary (Hake News, Mon. 7/27/20)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Screenshot from website for new documentary on Roger Ailes: ManInTheArena.com</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2020/7/24/americas-pastime-kneels-to-anti-american-blm-hake-news-fri-72420</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2020-07-24</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - America’s Pastime Kneels to Anti-American BLM (Hake News, Fri. 7/24/20)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Red Sox for BLM… Kneeling Baseball players, and “Gentrifier” written on a Seattle pot shop.</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2020/7/23/youtube-copy-strikes-jlp-day-after-deleting-stream-hake-news-thur-72320</loc>
    <changefreq>monthly</changefreq>
    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2020-07-23</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - YouTube Copy Strikes JLP, Day After Deleting Stream (Hake News, Thur. 7/23/20)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Screenshot: YouTube issued a copyright strike against Jesse Lee Peterson’s YouTube channel, “due to a takedown request” by “Sony Music Entertainment (Japan) Inc,” but, oddly, they are not telling us what content was even used.</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2020/7/22/youtube-takes-down-jlps-live-stream-today-hake-news-weds-72220</loc>
    <changefreq>monthly</changefreq>
    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2020-07-22</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - YouTube Takes Down JLP's Live Stream Today (Hake News, Weds. 7/22/20)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Screenshot: YouTube removed JLP’s video today “for violating YouTube’s Terms of Service.”</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2020/7/21/tucker-names-names-rinos-betray-the-usa-trump-hake-news-tues-72120</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2020-07-21</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - Tucker Names Names; RINOs Betray the USA / Trump! (Hake News, Tues. 7/21/20)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Collage: Former “conservative” writer George Will and former “Republican” Ohio Gov. John Kasich both betrayed Trump (and therefore America).</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2020/7/20/hake-news-mon-72020</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2020-07-20</lastmod>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2020/7/17/female-seattle-city-councilman-fire-white-cops-hake-news-fri-71720</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2020-07-17</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - Female Seattle City Councilman: Fire White Cops! (Hake News, Fri. 7/17/20)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Seattle City Council member Lisa Herbold, who, according to Jonathan Turley, wants to fire white cops and slash police funding.</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2020/7/16/twitter-hacked-while-keeping-victims-feelings-safe-hake-news-thur-71620</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2020-07-16</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - Twitter Hacked While Keeping Victims' Feelings Safe (Hake News, Thur. 7/16/20)</image:title>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2020/7/15/aclu-effect-rise-in-abortions-and-street-murders-hake-news-weds-71520</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2020-07-15</lastmod>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/599a39c1cd0f681d5d909691/1594838831813-RBZEX0Y2VY84C6EU9C00/ACLU-Julia-Kaye-Harvey-Grossman-SQ.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>JLP News - "ACLU Effect" = Rise in Abortions and Street Murders (Hake News, Weds. 7/15/20)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Collage: Photographs of ACLU woman Julia Kaye (who fought to make abortion more convenient), and ALCU male lawyer Harvey Grossman (who fought to reduce stop-and-frisk in Chicago).</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2020/7/14/mens-rights-lawyer-murdered-at-ca-home-hake-news-tues-71420</loc>
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    <lastmod>2020-07-14</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - Men's Rights Lawyer Murdered at CA Home (Hake News, Tues. 7/14/20)</image:title>
      <image:caption>The late lawyer Marc Angelucci with Cassie Jaye in front of a wall promoting The Red Pill</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2020/7/13/libs-dunk-on-dead-army-vet-who-doubted-covid-hype-hake-news-mon-71320</loc>
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    <lastmod>2020-07-13</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - Libs Dunk on Dead Army Vet Who Doubted Covid Hype (Hake News, Mon. 7/13/20)</image:title>
      <image:caption>US Army veteran Richard Rose, 37, reportedly died of complications from Covid on July 4, 2020.</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2020/7/10/scotus-ok-cant-prosecute-child-sex-crimes-on-indian-land-hake-news-fri-71020</loc>
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    <lastmod>2020-07-10</lastmod>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/599a39c1cd0f681d5d909691/1594407773519-O7QYIGIFIGDHSOK8BGXI/HN-200710-Fri-Indian-OK-Sex-SQ.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>JLP News - SCOTUS: OK Can’t Prosecute Child Sex Crimes on Indian Land (Hake News, Fri. 7/10/20)</image:title>
      <image:caption>American Indian Jimmy McGirt was convicted in 1997 of raping his wife’s four-year-old granddaughter (Court TV), but because he’s Indian and was on “Indian land,” the State of Oklahoma’s conviction is invalid.</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2020/7/9/hake-news-thur-7920</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2020-07-09</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - Trump Wants Schools Open; Dems Want Everything Closed (Hake News, Thur. 7/9/20)</image:title>
      <image:caption>L.A. “Mayor” Garcetti talking closing down the city again, while Trump wants children back to school!</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2020/7/8/tucker-smeared-for-telling-the-truth-re-usa-hating-dems-hake-news-weds-7820</loc>
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    <lastmod>2020-07-08</lastmod>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/599a39c1cd0f681d5d909691/1594234992822-U1AR1SGQPXTN5LI0A4PS/HN-200708-Tucker-thumb.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>JLP News - Tucker Smeared for Telling the Truth re: USA-Hating Dems (Hake News, Weds. 7/8/20)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Screenshot from video that President Trump tweeted of Tucker Carlson telling the truth about Democrats. (Trump had prior tweeted another video of Tucker, Part 1 of his segment.)</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2020/7/7/the-great-robert-barnes-reps-slurred-central-park-karen-tue-7720</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2020-07-07</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - The Great Robert Barnes Reps Slurred 'Central Park Karen' (Tue 7/7/20)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Screenshot: barneslawllp.com</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2020/7/6/violence-spikes-libs-scapegoat-whites-for-racism-hake-news-mon-7620</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2020-07-06</lastmod>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/599a39c1cd0f681d5d909691/1594062150087-IA0J04R7G01QBPWP2DT0/HN-200706-mon-ChristopherColumbus-thumb.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>JLP News - Violence Spikes; Libs Scapegoat Whites for 'Racism' (Hake News, Mon. 7/6/20)</image:title>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2020/7/3/anti-america-agitators-plot-dc-riot-as-patriots-defend-monuments-hake-news-fri-7320</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2020-07-03</lastmod>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/599a39c1cd0f681d5d909691/1593802824880-FDCKOR70ZH7F5K36IW4U/Emancipation_Memorial.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>JLP News - Anti-America Agitators Plot D.C. Riot as Patriots Defend Monuments (Hake News, Fri. 7/3/20)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Emancipation Memorial</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2020/7/2/hake-news-thur-7220</loc>
    <changefreq>monthly</changefreq>
    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2020-07-02</lastmod>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/599a39c1cd0f681d5d909691/1593720918274-GS4ZH26SNIRXUICV6IPY/HN-200702-Thu-CoC-NAACP-ADL-sleazes-SQ2.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>JLP News - Facebook Advertisers Bow to Hate Orgs ADL, NAACP, Color of Change (Hake News, Thur. 7/2/20)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Collage, from left: Color of Change president Rashad Robinson, NAACP CEO Derrick Johnson, and ADL (so-called Anti-Defamation League) CEO and director Jonathan Greenblatt, all pushing for more censorship of truth on Facebook via advertiser boycotts, through their campaign website and hashtag #StopHateForProfit</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2020/7/1/hake-news-weds-7120</loc>
    <changefreq>monthly</changefreq>
    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2020-07-01</lastmod>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/599a39c1cd0f681d5d909691/1593630255399-LTRVO1YUG5L88BWF7SM1/Screen-Shot-2020-06-30-at-6.50.33-PM.png</image:loc>
      <image:title>JLP News - Walmart to Stop Selling 'All Lives Matter' Tees, Support BLM Lie Instead (Hake News, Weds. 7/1/20)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Screenshot: A female BLM supporter on Twitter is apparently disgusted by an “All Lives Matter” T-shirt for sale on Walmart, which is an affront to the lying, slanderous “Black Lives Matter” movement.</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2020/6/30/commies-suppress-honest-and-edgy-content-on-youtube-reddit-twitch-hake-news-tues-63020</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2020-06-30</lastmod>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/599a39c1cd0f681d5d909691/1593544239433-P2T5VWRVB1ZK6DEMZCCR/HN-200630-Tue-YouTubeTwitchReddit-CEOs-SQ.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>JLP News - Commies Suppress Honest and Edgy Content on YouTube, Reddit, Twitch (Hake News, Tues. 6/30/20)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Collage: YouTube CEO Susan Wojcicki, Twitch CEO Emmett Shear, and Reddit CEO Steve Huffman, three companies falsely accusing conservatives, Trump supporters, and white males of so-called “hate speech.”</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2020/6/29/hake-news-mon-62920</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2020-06-29</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - Mississippi Betrays Southern Heritage, Removes Confederate Emblem from Flag (Hake News, Mon 6/29/20)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Mississippi politicians Phillip Gunn, white Republican Speaker of the state House of Representatives, black Democrat state Rep. Robert Johnson III, and Republican Gov. Tate Reeves, all support removing the Confederate battle emblem from the MS state flag.</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2020/6/26/hake-news-fri-62620</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2020-06-26</lastmod>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/599a39c1cd0f681d5d909691/1593208265213-5CO15VL2G3K2I7EZYZ34/HN-200626-Fri-CountryRacialStereotypes-SQ.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>JLP News - Blacks Being Used to Colonize Country Music with SJW 'Values' (Hake News, Fri. 6/26/20)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Collage: AP headline and photos of black “country” artists, with a black trap/country music video scene from Breland from the song “Don’t Touch My Truck” or something…</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2020/6/25/hake-news-thur-62520</loc>
    <changefreq>monthly</changefreq>
    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2020-06-25</lastmod>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/599a39c1cd0f681d5d909691/1593111229588-ROA5HZG4QVSHWXEIRX4B/HN-200625-Thu-AffirmativeActionPoliticians-SQ.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>JLP News - POC Politicians Push Affirmative Action in CA (Hake News, Thur. 6/25/20)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Far-left POC politicians in California — including state senators Holly Micthell (D-Los Angeles), Steven Bradford (D-Gardena), and Susan Rubio (D-Baldwin Park) — are in favor of bringing back Affirmative Action, which discriminates against qualified whites and Asians in schools and government contracts, etc.</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2020/6/24/hake-news-weds-62420</loc>
    <changefreq>monthly</changefreq>
    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2020-06-24</lastmod>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/599a39c1cd0f681d5d909691/1593023637423-4SU961GKQP3QQSYUVQQC/HN-200624-Weds-AmericanHeroes-thumb.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>JLP News - American Heroes Smeared and Torn Down by Democrats and Worse (Hake News, Weds. 6/24/20)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Pictures of American heroes including Christopher Columbus, Andrew Jackson, Thomas Jefferson, Theodore Roosevelt, Jefferson Davis, Albert Pike, and John C. Calhoun… great men under attack by lesser males and females among today’s Democrats, BLM, Antifa, and no doubt many RINOs.</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2020/6/23/hake-news-tues-62320</loc>
    <changefreq>monthly</changefreq>
    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2020-06-23</lastmod>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/599a39c1cd0f681d5d909691/1592935355703-EM3O0547F8NJ1LOYG7K4/Screenshot+2020-06-23+11.00.03.png</image:loc>
      <image:title>JLP News - Insane Liberals Try to Make BHAZ - 'Black House Autonomous Zone' (Hake News, Tues. 6/23/20)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Screenshot of Tweet (click to see more on her thread) from Daily Caller journalist Shelby Talcott: “BHAZ = Black House Autonomous Zone” in Washington, D.C.</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2020/6/22/hake-news-mon-62220</loc>
    <changefreq>monthly</changefreq>
    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2020-06-22</lastmod>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/599a39c1cd0f681d5d909691/1592848102352-V3GXTGZJOIOJ4FAXT134/HN-200622-Mon-TrumpTulsaRallySat.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>JLP News - MSM Pretend Trump Rally Turnout Was Distressingly Low (Hake News, Mon. 6/22/20)</image:title>
      <image:caption>The whole lower section was packed, but higher sections were empty at the Trump Tulsa rally, which suffered a one-day postponement out of respect for “Juneteenth,” Covid fears, and BLM/Antifa riot threats…</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2020/6/19/hake-news-fri-61920</loc>
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    <lastmod>2020-06-19</lastmod>
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      <image:caption>“Justices” Front row, left to right: Associate Justice Stephen G. Breyer, Associate Justice Clarence Thomas, Chief Justice John G. Roberts, Jr., Associate Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg, Associate Justice Samuel A. Alito. Back row: Associate Justice Neil M. Gorsuch, Associate Justice Sonia Sotomayor, Associate Justice Elena Kagan, Associate Justice Brett M. Kavanaugh. Credit: Fred Schilling, Collection of the Supreme Court of the United States</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2020/6/18/hake-news-thur-61820</loc>
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    <lastmod>2020-06-18</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - Lib Media Push RINO John Bolton Book Attacking Trump (Hake News, Thur. 6/18/20)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Disgraced Former U.S. National Security Advisor John Bolton is promoting his dumb book, “The Room Where It Happened: A White House Memoir).”</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2020/6/17/hake-news-weds-61720</loc>
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    <lastmod>2020-06-17</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - Rioter Shot in Fight in Albuquerque Where Dems Refuse to Protect Statue (Hake News, Weds. 6/17/20)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Vulgar sign in Spanish placed on statue of Don Juan de Oñate, which rioters sought to tear down. The Democrat mayor took it down after a fight and shooting took place.</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2020/6/16/hake-news-tues-61620</loc>
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    <lastmod>2020-06-16</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - Gorsuch Supreme Court Violates the Right to Discriminate Against Evil! (Hake News, Tues. 6/16/20)</image:title>
      <image:caption>“Justices” Front row, left to right: Associate Justice Stephen G. Breyer, Associate Justice Clarence Thomas, Chief Justice John G. Roberts, Jr., Associate Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg, Associate Justice Samuel A. Alito. Back row: Associate Justice Neil M. Gorsuch, Associate Justice Sonia Sotomayor, Associate Justice Elena Kagan, Associate Justice Brett M. Kavanaugh. Credit: Fred Schilling, Collection of the Supreme Court of the United States</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2020/6/15/hake-news-mon-61520</loc>
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    <lastmod>2020-06-15</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - Atlanta Male Gets Himself Killed by Cops; Cops Get in Trouble (Hake News, Mon. 6/15/20)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Screenshot from video footage: Rayshard Brooks fights with cops before getting himself killed.</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2020/6/12/hake-news-fri-61220</loc>
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    <lastmod>2020-06-12</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - Pandering Dems and RINOs Smear Confederate US Heroes (Hake News, Fri. 6/12/20)</image:title>
      <image:caption>House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-CA), Adm. Mike Gilday, and Sen. Elizabeth Warren (aka Pocahontas)</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2020/6/11/hake-news-thur-61120</loc>
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    <lastmod>2020-06-11</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - Corporate SJW Cowards Surrender 'Live PD' to Cancel Commies! (Hake News, Thur. 6/11/20)</image:title>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2020/6/10/hake-news-weds-61020</loc>
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    <lastmod>2020-06-10</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - SJWs Cancel American Classics: COPS, 'Gone with the Wind' (Hake News, Weds. 6/10/20)</image:title>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2020/6/9/hake-news-tues-6920</loc>
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    <lastmod>2020-06-09</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - Brit Piers Morgan Pretends Kaepernick Is 'Right,' and Trump 'Wrong' (Hake News, Tues. 6/9/20)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Piers Morgan thinks it’ll unite the country for Trump to kneel like Democrat idiots kissing up to fake black victimhood.</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2020/6/8/hake-news-mon-6820</loc>
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    <lastmod>2020-06-08</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - Female-led Minneapolis City Council to Dismantle Police Dept. (Hake News, Mon. 6/8/20)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Minneapolis City Council group pic: Back Row (from top left): Jeremiah Ellison (extremist AG Keith Ellison’s pro-Antifa son), Steve Fletcher, Linea Palmisano, Abdi Warsame, Kevin Reich, Andrew Johnson, and Jeremy Schroeder Front Row (from bottom left): Alondra Cano, Lisa Goodman, Council “President” Lisa Bender, Council Vice President “Andrea” Jenkins (a black male transgender), Cam Gordon, and Phillipe Cunningham</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2020/6/5/hake-news-fri-6520</loc>
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    <lastmod>2020-06-05</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - Biden Lowballs Number of "Not Very Good People," Forgets to Count Himself (Hake News, Fri. 6/5/20)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Edited screenshot from The Shade Room YouTube video: Joe Biden Town Hall with liberal black actor Don Cheadle</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2020/6/4/hake-news-thur-6420</loc>
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    <lastmod>2020-06-04</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - Extremist MN AG Keith Ellison Charges 4 Cops in George Floyd Death (Hake News, Thur. 6/4/20)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Collage of photos and a screenshot: Keith Ellison posted a selfie with an Antifa book. He’s posed with fellow radicals, and his son declared his support for ANTIFA after Trump called them a Terrorist Org.</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2020/6/3/hake-news-weds-6320</loc>
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    <lastmod>2020-06-03</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - In Fake Feel-good Moment, Cops Bow Knee to Anti-police 'Protestors' (Hake News, Weds. 6/3/20)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Drudge headline: Cops Drop to Knee Before Protestors…</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2020/6/2/hake-news-tues-6220</loc>
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    <lastmod>2020-06-02</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - Fake Christian Biden, Female Bishop Attack Trump for Honoring Church (Hake News, Tues. 6/2/20)</image:title>
      <image:caption>AP photo of President Trump holding a Bible in front of St. Johns Church. A female “bishop” attacked him for it, as did Democrat Joe Biden.</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2020/6/1/hake-news-mon-6120</loc>
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    <lastmod>2020-06-01</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - Media Smear Trump and Police as Antifa/BLM Attack U.S. (Hake News, Mon. 6/1/20)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Screenshots from video footage (Daily Mail) — a fire burns as protestors hold “systemic racism” signs. Inset: Hateful graffiti says “F— Trump” and calls cops “pigs.”</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2020/5/29/hake-news-fri-52920</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2020-05-29</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - Twitter Censors Trump on False Pretense of 'Glorifying Violence' (Hake News, Fri. 5/29/20)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Twitter censored both President Trump and The White House for a truthful and reasonable tweet that they falsely accused of “glorifying violence.”</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2020/5/28/hake-news-thur-52820</loc>
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    <lastmod>2020-05-28</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - Gabrielle Union LIED? NO Racism/Sexism on America's Got Talent! (Hake News, Thur 5/28/20)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Screenshot: Drudge headlines on results of investigation into Gabrielle Union’s dumb cries of “toxic” culture at Simon Cowell’s TV show “America’s Got Talent.”</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2020/5/27/hake-news-weds-52720</loc>
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    <lastmod>2020-05-27</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - Trump Calls Out Twitter for Stifling Free Speech and Promoting Fake News! (Hake News, Weds. 5/27/20)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Trump Tweet: Twitter has now shown that everything we have been saying about them (and their other compatriots) is correct. Big action to follow! More Trump tweets: . @Twitter is now interfering in the 2020 Presidential Election. They are saying my statement on Mail-In Ballots, which will lead to massive corruption and fraud, is incorrect, based on fact-checking by Fake News CNN and the Amazon Washington Post.... ....Twitter is completely stifling FREE SPEECH, and I, as President, will not allow it to happen!</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2020/5/26/hake-news-tue-52620</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2020-05-26</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - The People Don't Heed Corona Rules, Party for Memorial Day! (Hake News, Tue. 5/26/20)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Still from a video tweeted by one Mark Elliott who appeared to complain about parties while the Covid death toll rose.</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2020/5/25/hake-news-mon-52520</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2020-05-25</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - Trump Questions 'Psycho Joe' Scarborough Intern's Fatal 'Accident' (Hake News, Mon. 5/25/20)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Photo of Joe Scarborough from the early 2000s or so, and of his former intern Lori Klausutis who died a few months after he resigned from office.</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2020/5/22/hake-news-fri-52220</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2020-05-22</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - JLP Classic Replays First Two Hours...THEN: Happy B-day, Jesse! (Hake News, Fri 5/22/20)</image:title>
      <image:caption>1999 immigration debate (thumbnail)</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2020/5/21/hake-news-thur-52120</loc>
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    <lastmod>2020-05-21</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - NFL Player Sues United Air For Letting Intoxicated Woman Sex Assault Him! (Hake News, Thur. 5/21/20)</image:title>
      <image:caption>United Airlines logo over NFL logo</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2020/5/20/hake-news-weds-52020</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2020-05-20</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - Federal Judge Forces Fraud-vulnerable 'Vote by Mail' on Texas (Hake News, Weds 5/20/20)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Apparently liberal federal “judge” Fred Biery, of Texas, who forced “vote by mail” on Texas (purportedly for the sake of people afraid of catching corona). Vote-by-mail is vulnerable to voter fraud.</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2020/5/19/hake-news-tues-51920</loc>
    <changefreq>monthly</changefreq>
    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2020-05-19</lastmod>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/599a39c1cd0f681d5d909691/1589911426530-JVJZ23GHKHC7HJ98IC2I/HN-200519-Tue-AlanDershowitz-thumb.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>JLP News - Liberal Prof. Dershowitz Says States Can Force Vaccinations! (Hake News, Tues. 5/19/20)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Screenshot from clip: Alan Dershowitz: "you have no right to refuse to be vaccinated"</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2020/5/18/hake-news-mon-51820</loc>
    <changefreq>monthly</changefreq>
    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2020-05-18</lastmod>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/599a39c1cd0f681d5d909691/1589828295220-TICQDCAY3UGKAX5LXDH8/HN-200518-Mon-LargeChristianManSick.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>JLP News - Large Man Who Believes in God, Not Hysteria, Got Sick! (Hake News, Mon. 5/18/20)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Photo of the man who said the virus reaction looked like hysteria, but did get sick….</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2020/5/15/hake-news-fri-51520</loc>
    <changefreq>monthly</changefreq>
    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2020-05-15</lastmod>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/599a39c1cd0f681d5d909691/1589567560099-0EQVF9QF6VXJLFINYXNH/HN-Richard-Bright-Whistleblower-Science-SQ-Thumb.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>JLP News - Another Anti-Trump 'Whistleblower' Grandstands, This Time About the Rona (Hake News, Fri. 5/15/20)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Square-cropped portrait of Richard “Rick” Bright, a Trump-hating “scientist” and pro-vaccination government bureaucrat.</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2020/5/14/hake-news-thur-51420</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2020-05-14</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - Garcetti Downplays 'Health' Director's L.A. Shutdown Till August (Hake News, Thur 5/14/20)</image:title>
      <image:caption>L.A. County “Public Health Director” Barbara Ferrer and city “Mayor” Eric Garcetti</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2020/5/13/hake-news-weds-51320</loc>
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    <lastmod>2020-05-13</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - Colorado Shuts Down Business that Opened for Mother’s Day (Hake News, Weds 5/13/20)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Image from viral video of the C&amp;C Breakfast and Korean Kitchen that opened its dining room on Mother’s Day. The oppressive Colorado so-called “health department” shut the business down for 30+ days in response. The stupid Governor Jared Polis is of course a Democrat (with a homosexual “partner”).</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2020/5/12/hake-news-tues-51220</loc>
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      <image:caption>(Left) Mugshot of a responsible Dallas small business owner Shelley Luther who owns a salon that was shut down for over a month before she re-opened; (Right) Portrait of an irresponsible black liberal “judge” Eric Hoyé</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Cropped screenshot from George W. Bush’s website showing him and Laura.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>White mail lady Angela Summers, 45, was shot and killed on the job, allegedly by black suspect Tony Cushingberry-Mays, 21, seemingly over not delivering mail (including a “stimulus check”) due to noncompliance in failure to restrain a dog at the residence.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Screenshot: “Global Citizen” guy Michael Sheldrick giving a TEDx Talk about recruiting liberals to push liberalism around the world, supposedly for the greater good</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Pics of Dr. Lorna Breen who committed suicide, with her father Dr. Philip Breen…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Michigan State Sen. Dale Zorn, Republican from Ida Township, wrongly apologizes for rightly wearing a mask resembling the Confederate Battle Flag!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Cropped screenshot: Bill Gates, of the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation, wearing a purple sweater, appears in an NBC News Exclusive to talk and gesture about coronavirus and how he wants to “help.”</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>GA Gov. Brian Kemp (R) and President Donald Trump (R)</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Foregrown: Black lesbian Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot; Background: Democrat Gov. JB Pritzker of IL</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Propagandist actor and actress Tom Hanks and his wife Rita Wilson join Michelle Obama in pushing easily corruptible vote-by-mail method. They want all useful idiots voting!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Screenshot from footage of a protest in Minnesota on Friday or so.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Maryland Gov. Larry Hogan (R) disagrees with President Trump about re-opening businesses…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Liberal “journalist” types accusing Trump, without evidence, of “vitriol” and “fragile ego” — CNN’s female AJ Willingham and former NY Times guy Howell Raines (spouting off on MSNBC of all places).</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Liberal reporters (NY Times) Julian Barnes, Mark Mazzetti, Michael D. Shear, Maggie Haberman, David Sanger, Eric Lipton... (From AP) Jonathan Lemire, Zeke Miller, Jill Colvin, and Ricardo Alonso-Zaldivar</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>New Mexico Gov. Michelle Lujan Grisham, Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot, and Michigan Mayor Gretchen Whitmer…</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2020/4/9/hake-news-thur-4920</loc>
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      <image:caption>Black activists Derrick Johnson (NAACP) and Courtney Cogburn (Columbia U.) are quoted in an AP article by KAT STAFFORD, MEGHAN HOYER and AARON MORRISON, “Outcry over racial data grows as virus slams black Americans”</image:caption>
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      <image:title>JLP News - CNN Defends UN's Corrupt 'China-centric' WHO, Attacks President (Hake News, Weds. 4/8/20)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Liberal so-called “Fact Check” writers for CNN: Daniel Dale, Marshall Cohen, Nathan McDermott, Holmes Lybrand and Cristina Alesci — all attempting to debunk President Trump’s truth-telling.</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2020/4/7/hake-news-tue-4720</loc>
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      <image:title>JLP News - Boris Johnson in Intensive Care with Worsened Symptoms! (Hake News, Tue. 4/7/20)</image:title>
      <image:caption>UK PM Boris Johnson was shaking hands with everyone at the hospital recently, and now he’s sick! Who knows…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Screenshot from video: (Wash. Post, March 24, 2020) Trump versus the scientists: The president’s tug-of-war with experts over coronavirus policy… Another example of intellectuals being dumb?</image:caption>
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      <image:title>JLP News - Ex-CrowdStrike/NSA Hack(er) Says Russia Phished Burisma (Hake News, Tue 1/14/20) - WaPo Article 'A' - 'OBSCURE'</image:title>
      <image:caption>In this first Wash. Post article, Greg Miller, Greg Jaffe, and Ashley Parker call Burisma “an obscure Ukrainian gas company,” although Joe Biden’s son served on its board.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>JLP News - Ex-CrowdStrike/NSA Hack(er) Says Russia Phished Burisma (Hake News, Tue 1/14/20) - WaPo Article 'B' Headline</image:title>
      <image:caption>This second Wash. Post headline reads: “Biden, in fiery remarks, tells Trump: ‘I’m not going anywhere’</image:caption>
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      <image:title>JLP News - Ex-CrowdStrike/NSA Hack(er) Says Russia Phished Burisma (Hake News, Tue 1/14/20) - WaPo Article 'B' Date/Authors</image:title>
      <image:caption>This second Wash. Post article came out 11 PM ET Oct 2, by Cleve R. Wootson Jr. and Colby Itkowitz.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>JLP News - Ex-CrowdStrike/NSA Hack(er) Says Russia Phished Burisma (Hake News, Tue 1/14/20) - WaPo Article 'B' - 'LARGEST'</image:title>
      <image:caption>In this second Wash. Post article, writers Cleve R. Wootson Jr. and Colby Itkowitz call Burisma “Ukraine’s largest private gas company,” where Hunter Biden served nearly five years on the board.</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2020/1/13/bail-reform-lets-a-nonviolent-bank-robber-free-to-pull-a-5th-heist-hake-news-mon-11320</loc>
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    <lastmod>2020-01-13</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - Bail Reform Lets a 'Nonviolent' Bank Robber Free to Pull a 5th Heist! (Hake News, Mon. 1/13/20) - Gerod Woodberry, bank robber</image:title>
      <image:caption>This man has robbed (or attempted to rob) 5 banks, allegedly! Using notes (threats?) instead of weapons. SMH.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>JLP News - Bail Reform Lets a 'Nonviolent' Bank Robber Free to Pull a 5th Heist! (Hake News, Mon. 1/13/20) - Bank Robber Gerod Woodberry</image:title>
      <image:caption>NYC let him out to rob yet another bank!</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2020/1/10/hake-take-wash-post-colludes-with-govt-to-downplay-clinton-crimes-hake-news-fri-11020</loc>
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    <lastmod>2020-01-10</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - HAKE TAKE: Wash. Post Colludes with Gov't to Downplay Clinton Crimes (Hake News, Fri. 1/10/20)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Washington Post writers Devlin Barrett (left) and Matt Zapotosky (right) with disgraced fired FBI Director James Comey in the middle, all work to excuse and protect Hillary Clinton in the court of public opinion.</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2020/1/9/boeing-jet-was-on-fire-before-crash-irans-missile-hake-news-thur-1920</loc>
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    <lastmod>2020-01-09</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - Boeing Jet was on Fire Before Crash: Iran's Missile? (Hake News, Thur. 1/9/20)</image:title>
      <image:caption>(Screenshot, from The Telegraph on YouTube) Iran plane crash: Footage appears to show moment Ukrainian jet crashes. A Ukrainian plane carrying 176 passengers and crew has crashed near the airport in Tehran, leaving no survivors.</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2020/1/8/covington-catholic-nick-sandmann-wins-settlement-from-fakenews-cnn-hake-news-weds-1820</loc>
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    <lastmod>2020-01-08</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - Covington Catholic Nick Sandmann Wins Settlement from #FakeNews CNN! (Hake News, Weds. 1/8/20)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Nick Sandmann, the “smirking” 17-year-old pro-life Covington Catholic high school student with the MAGA hat, stands in D.C. as an American Indian activist walks up and beats a drum, chanting in the boy’s face. CNN and others of course implied that the boy was “blocking his path” and “racist.” Dumb!</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2020/1/7/detroit-iraq-consulate-honors-soleimani-as-funeral-stampede-kills-56-hake-news-tue-1720</loc>
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    <lastmod>2020-01-07</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - Detroit Iraq Consulate Honors Soleimani as Funeral Stampede Kills 56+! (Hake News, Tue. 1/7/20)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Screenshot from Fox News report on funeral death…</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2020/1/6/hake-news-mon-1620</loc>
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    <lastmod>2020-01-06</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - Australian Fires Rage; Lots of Arson! Libs Cry 'Climate Change' (Hake News Mon 1/6/20)</image:title>
      <image:caption>These are all the areas which have been affected, but not all the areas are still burning. Credit ~ Anthony Hearsey, Creative Imaging. Quoted from Anthony Hearsey: • Didn’t realise this would go viral… PLEASE READ… This is a 3D visualisation of the fires in Australia. NOT A PHOTO. Think of this as prettier looking graph. This is made from data from NASA’s FIRMS (Satellite data regarding fires) between 05/12/19 - 05/01/20 [Dec-Jan]. These are all the areas which have been affected by bushfires. Scale is a little exaggerated due to the render’s glow, but generally true to the info from the NASA website. Also note that NOT all the areas are still burning, and this is a compilation. (via imgur and Snopes)</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2020/1/3/iraq-celebrates-trump-taking-out-iran-general-with-drone-strike-hake-news-fri-1320</loc>
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    <lastmod>2020-01-03</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - Iraq Celebrates Trump Taking Out Iran General with Drone Strike (Hake News, Fri 1/3/20)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Tweet translated: “On the spirit of the snail” with a photo of a cake that says, “IRAQ Trump, Thank U”</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2020/1/2/evil-obama-dem-julian-castro-latino-drops-out-of-race-hake-news-thu-1220</loc>
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    <lastmod>2020-01-02</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - Evil Obama Dem Julian Castro, Latino, Drops Out of Race! (Hake News, Thu 1/2/20)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Julián Castro stands up for the "reproductive JUSTICE" of "trans females" (Michael Knowles on Twitter)</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2019/12/31/rioters-attack-us-embassy-in-baghdad-iraq-culprit-iran-hake-news-tues-123119</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-12-31</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - Rioters Attack US Embassy in Baghdad, Iraq. CULPRIT: Iran? (Hake News, Tues. 12/31/19)</image:title>
      <image:caption>From Twitter: Protestors burning the outer walls of the American Embassy in #Baghdad.</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2019/12/30/armed-texas-church-members-take-out-evil-killer-hake-news-mon-123019</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-12-30</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - Armed Texas Church Members Take Out Evil Killer (Hake News, Mon. 12/30/19)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Screenshots from live-streamed video of a church service in White Settlement, TX, where a male visitor shot and killed a black Church member and a white Church member, before the murderer was shot and killed by armed Church members.</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2019/12/27/ny-times-propaganda-against-navy-seal-eddie-gallagher-pardoned-by-trump-hake-news-fri-122719</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-12-27</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - NY Times Propaganda Against Navy SEAL Eddie Gallagher, Pardoned by Trump (Hake News, Fri. 12/27/19)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Cropped photo of Navy SEAL Eddie Gallagher, found in Navy Times</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2019/12/24/obama-ok-with-warren-to-fundamentally-transform-america-hake-news-tue-122419</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-12-24</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - Obama OK with Warren to Fundamentally Transform America (Hake News, Tue. 12/24/19)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Pictured: Elizabeth Warren (left), Barack Obama (right)</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2019/12/23/hake-news-mon-122319</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2019-12-23</lastmod>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/599a39c1cd0f681d5d909691/1577126489069-9G9C4JZ1W10J777X9AOX/HN-191223-Mon-MarkGalliBarbChristianityTodayTrump.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>JLP News - Mark Galli Retiring After Destroying Christianity Today's Legitimacy (Hake News, Mon. 12/23/19)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Christianity Today editor in chief Mark Galli, pictured I think with his wife, Barb, wrote a dumb article saying “Trump Should Be Removed from Office,” citing no evidence but only smears. He’s retiring in January.</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2019/12/20/pelosi-and-clyburn-pretend-senate-impeachment-trial-wont-be-fair-hake-news-fri-122019</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-12-20</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - Pelosi and Clyburn Pretend Senate Impeachment Trial Won't Be 'Fair' (Hake News, Fri. 12/20/19)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Left: Nancy Pelosi acts like she’s important in photo shared to her FB page. Right: Black Democrat Jim Clyburn hugs possibly corrupt VP Joe Biden at apparent campaign rally, in photo shared to his Facebook page.</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2019/12/19/trump-merry-christmas-rally-while-dems-impeach-hake-news-thur-121919</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-12-19</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - Trump 'Merry Christmas Rally' While Dems 'Impeach'! (Hake News, Thur 12/19/19)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Screenshot from Right Side Broadcasting on YouTube: “Merry Christmas rally”</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2019/12/18/trump-letter-impeachment-is-a-perversion-pelosi-has-tds-hake-news-weds-121819</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-12-18</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - Trump Letter: Impeachment Is a 'Perversion.' Pelosi Has TDS! (Hake News, Weds 12/18/19)</image:title>
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      <image:title>JLP News - Trump Letter: Impeachment Is a 'Perversion.' Pelosi Has TDS! (Hake News, Weds 12/18/19)</image:title>
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      <image:title>JLP News - Trump Letter: Impeachment Is a 'Perversion.' Pelosi Has TDS! (Hake News, Weds 12/18/19)</image:title>
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      <image:title>JLP News - Trump Letter: Impeachment Is a 'Perversion.' Pelosi Has TDS! (Hake News, Weds 12/18/19)</image:title>
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      <image:title>JLP News - Trump Letter: Impeachment Is a 'Perversion.' Pelosi Has TDS! (Hake News, Weds 12/18/19)</image:title>
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      <image:title>JLP News - Trump Letter: Impeachment Is a 'Perversion.' Pelosi Has TDS! (Hake News, Weds 12/18/19)</image:title>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2019/12/17/chinese-women-gets-slap-on-wrist-in-anchor-baby-scam-hake-news-tues-121719</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-12-17</lastmod>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/599a39c1cd0f681d5d909691/1576612732895-WNCB7A5NEWZSHAEIGOO5/HN-191217-Tue-BirthTourismArrest.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>JLP News - Chinese Woman Gets Slap on Wrist in Anchor Baby Scam (Hake News, Tues. 12/17/19)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Pics from Federal Homeland Security Investigations (HSI) on birth tourism fraud by Chinese criminals (OC Weekly)</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2019/12/16/hallmark-reinstates-lesbian-ad-caving-to-radical-lgbt-hake-news-mon-121619</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2019-12-16</lastmod>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/599a39c1cd0f681d5d909691/1576523874108-JBI3MJQDJT8IAWXUE6Q2/zola-ad-Hallmark-LGBT-wedding-IMG_8372.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>JLP News - Hallmark Reinstates Lesbian Ad, Caving to Radical LGBT (Hake News, Mon. 12/16/19)</image:title>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2019/12/13/boris-wins-in-uk-will-brexit-finally-happen-hake-news-fri-121319</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2019-12-13</lastmod>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/599a39c1cd0f681d5d909691/1576273757466-FV8H7O4A93RRKDCVYO4P/HN-191213-BorisJohnsonWin.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>JLP News - Boris Wins in UK: Will Brexit Finally Happen? (Hake News, Fri 12/13/19)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Edited screenshot from Global News video: UK general election: Boris Johnson FULL victory speech following majority win</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2019/12/12/black-hebrew-israelite-old-woman-jersey-city-suspects-hake-news-thu-121219</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-12-12</lastmod>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/599a39c1cd0f681d5d909691/1576178973357-QE6OTJL51GSM8N902Q96/HN-191212-Thu-JerseyCitySuspects.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>JLP News - Black Hebrew Israelite, Old Woman Jersey City Suspects (Hake News, Thu 12/12/19)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Deceased Jersey City suspects David Anderson, 47, and Francine Graham, 50, who were prime suspects in a prior homicide when they allegedly killed a police detective at a cemetery before massacring a kosher market on MLK Dr. Their motive is still under investigation.</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2019/12/11/nj-dem-mayor-cries-anti-semitism-before-motive-is-known-hake-news-weds-121119</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-12-11</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - NJ Dem Mayor Cries 'Anti-Semitism' Before Motive Is Known (Hake News, Weds. 12/11/19)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Jersey City’s Democrat mayor</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2019/12/10/obama-fbi-spied-on-trump-based-on-democrats-phony-dossier-hake-news-tue-121019</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-12-10</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - Obama FBI Spied on Trump Based on Democrats' Phony Dossier! (Hake News, Tue 12/10/19)</image:title>
      <image:caption>The Obama administration, Hillary Clinton campaign, and James Comey’s FBI spied on and lied on Trump!</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2019/12/9/another-us-trained-muslim-radical-attacks-americans-hake-news-mon-12919</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-12-09</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - Another U.S.-Trained Muslim Radical Attacks Americans (Hake News, Mon. 12/9/19)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Terrorist</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2019/12/6/black-do-nothing-democrat-al-green-pushing-impeachment-since-2017-hake-news-fri-12619</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-12-06</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - Black Do-Nothing Democrat Al Green, Pushing Impeachment Since 2017  (Hake News, Fri 12/6/19)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Proportion-corrected screenshot from GOP YouTube video from C-SPAN interview with dumb black Democrat Rep. Al Green, who’s been pushing “articles of impeachment” against Trump since May 2015 after the president rightfully fired FBI Director James Comey. (Breitbart / Wikipedia)</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2019/12/5/nunes-adam-schiff-commits-gross-abuse-of-power-with-phone-records-hake-news-thur-12519</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-12-05</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - Nasty Far-Left 'Legal Scholar' Goes After Trump in Forced Apology. (Hake News, Thur. 12/5/19)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Liberal Stanford Law Professor Pam Karlan with disgraced Obama AG Eric Holder in Selma, Alabama, in front of Edmund Pettus Bridge, the setting of historical propaganda about the “Civil Rights Movement”</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/599a39c1cd0f681d5d909691/1575571817433-E8ASEOV39HGMHXARBU06/schiff-sq.png</image:loc>
      <image:title>JLP News - Nasty Far-Left 'Legal Scholar' Goes After Trump in Forced Apology. (Hake News, Thur. 12/5/19)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Rep. Adam Schiff (D-CA), an evil guy…</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2019/12/4/kamala-fails-bragscomplains-shes-not-a-billionaire-hake-news-wed-12419</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-12-04</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - Kamala Fails, Brags/Complains She's Not a Billionaire (Hake News, Wed 12/4/19)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Screenshot from Kamala Harris’s video announcing she’s suspending her campaign.</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2019/12/3/in-bbc-drama-epstein-victim-accuses-prince-andrew-hake-news-tue-12319</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-12-03</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - In BBC Drama, Epstein 'Victim' Accuses Prince Andrew (Hake News, Tue. 12/3/19)</image:title>
      <image:caption>BBC images… Left: Undated photo purportedly showing Prince Andrew with a teenage Virginia Roberts (not seen: Ghislaine Maxwell is in the background). Right: Now 35-year-old Virginia Roberts Giuffre accuses Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell of sex trafficking her and allegedly pressuring her to have sex with men.</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2019/12/2/second-white-liberal-victim-named-in-london-stabbings-hake-news-mon-12219</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-12-02</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - Second White Liberal Victim Named in London Stabbings | Hake News, Mon 12/2/19</image:title>
      <image:caption>Victims who died in the London Bridge stabbing attack: Saskia Jones, 23, and Jack Merritt, 25, both Cambridge students who participated in the liberal “Learning Together” conference for criminal rehabilitation with deceased terrorist suspect Usman Khan, 28.</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2019/11/29/buttigieg-to-visit-evil-naacp-rev-barbers-black-church-hake-news-fri-112919</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-11-29</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - Buttigieg to Visit Evil NAACP Rev Barber's Black Church (Hake News, Fri 11/29/19)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Don’t got to churches with guys like these. Left and right: Rev William Barber II, of evil NAACP infamy. Center: Mayor Pete Buttigieg of South Bend, IN, a shamelessly homosexual Democrat running for president.</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2019/11/28/gender-gap-on-trump-impeachment-shows-men-more-logical-hake-news-thu-112819</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-11-28</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - Gender Gap on Trump Impeachment Shows Men More Logical (Hake News, Thu 11/28/19)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Screenshots show Trump at a recent rally in Sunrise, FL (Donald J Trump), contrasted with a “woman” at the 2017 Dirty Women’s March (PBS NewsHour).</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2019/11/27/college-whites-spout-communist-slurs-against-us-history-hake-news-wed-112719</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-11-27</lastmod>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/599a39c1cd0f681d5d909691/1574887300695-2DVKALSPS47VAUTYB1Z1/HN-191127-Wed-CollegeFixThanksgiving.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>JLP News - College Whites Spout Communist Slurs Against US History | Hake News Wed 11/27/19</image:title>
      <image:caption>Screenshots taken from video from The College Fix: “Educated” White Girls (and Males) Repeat Communist Anti-American Propaganda Against Thanksgiving</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2019/11/26/are-hong-kong-rioters-communist-controlled-opposition-hake-news-tue-112619</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2019-11-27</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - Are Hong Kong Rioters Communist Controlled Opposition? (Hake News, Tue 11/26/19)</image:title>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2019/11/25/ghislaine-maxwell-pic-with-prince-andrew-virginia-roberts-doctored-hake-news-mon-112519</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-11-25</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - Ghislaine Maxwell: Pic with Prince Andrew, Virginia Roberts Doctored? (Hake News, Mon 11/25/19)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Maxwell has told pals the picture of her with Prince Andrew and Virginia Roberts may have been doctoredCredit: ©Nicholas Razzell (The Sun)</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2019/11/22/anti-trump-establishment-excited-about-female-witness-fiona-hill-hake-news-fri-112219</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-11-22</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - Anti-Trump Establishment Excited About Female 'Witness' Fiona Hill (Hake News, Fri 11/22/19)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Screenshot from far-left Washington Post video montage titled “Fiona Hill’s most striking impeachment testimony moments,” found in the article by Style writer Monica Hesse titled, “What does female authority sound like? Marie Yovanovitch and Fiona Hill just showed us.”</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2019/11/21/extremist-debate-impeach-the-swamp-appletrumpusa-hake-news-thu-112119</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-11-21</lastmod>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2019/11/20/shifty-impeachment-fake-news-scares-melania-assange-good-vape-bad-hake-news-weds-112019</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-11-20</lastmod>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/599a39c1cd0f681d5d909691/1574280525792-EPLR3YYKKA5XRB6PIRC1/Shifty+Schiff%21.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>JLP News - Shifty Impeachment; Fake News Scares Melania; Assange Good, Vape Bad (Hake News, Weds. 11/20/19)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Shifty Schiff!</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/599a39c1cd0f681d5d909691/1574280552319-OYDB3SQXL6CJ2TQYOANK/Melania+and+Pepe.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>JLP News - Shifty Impeachment; Fake News Scares Melania; Assange Good, Vape Bad (Hake News, Weds. 11/20/19)</image:title>
      <image:caption>First Lady Melania Trump with a young Pepe boy</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/599a39c1cd0f681d5d909691/1574280611330-6TVUS8ZW930UPVIWO8UM/Assange+Vaping+%28Photoshopped%21%29.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>JLP News - Shifty Impeachment; Fake News Scares Melania; Assange Good, Vape Bad (Hake News, Weds. 11/20/19)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Julian Assange VAPING! (Photoshopped)</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2019/11/19/crazy-riots-all-over-the-world-hake-news-tues-111919</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-11-19</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - Crazy Riots All Over the World! (Hake News, Tues. 11/19/19)</image:title>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2019/11/18/media-academia-converge-to-promote-muslim-democrats-hake-news-mon-111819</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2019-11-18</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - Media, Academia Converge to Promote Muslim Democrats (Hake News, Mon 11/18/19)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Muslim Democrat Abul El-Sayed next to far-left socialist Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY), who campaigned with him on his run for governor of Michigan</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2019/11/15/asian-white-high-schooler-opens-fire-on-others-and-himself-hake-news-fri-111519</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-11-15</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - Asian-white High Schooler Opens Fire on Others and Himself (Hake News, Fri 11/15/19)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Photos of suspected Saugus HS shooter Nathaniel Berhow, who allegedly opened fire on his birthday at age 16, and shot himself in the head. He was in grave condition. Two students died, a 16-y-o girl, and 14-y-o boy.</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/599a39c1cd0f681d5d909691/1573844215629-OKHFF9P6RFYIA0S6CC3S/Marie_L._Yovanovitch.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>JLP News - Asian-white High Schooler Opens Fire on Others and Himself (Hake News, Fri 11/15/19)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Marie Yovanovich, Obama’s ambassador, as Don Jr. called her. She was reportedly very anti-Trump.</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2019/11/14/boring-so-called-impeachment-news-hake-news-thu-111419</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2019-11-14</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - Boring So-called Impeachment News... (Hake News, Thu 11/14/19)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Based signs at the so-called impeachment shenanigans, courtesy of Bubbzlove</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2019/11/13/hake-news-weds-111319</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2019-11-13</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - Coulter and Savage Losing Faith in Trump and USA! (Hake News, Weds. 11/13/19)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Meme from Bubbzlove: Trump walking by, doing his thing, as Savage and Coulter pout. Have faith! He’ll do the right thing!</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2019/11/12/hake-news-tue-111219</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2019-11-12</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - Did Tillerson, Kelly Undermine Trump? Did Haley Tell Trump? (Hake News, Tue 11/12/19)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Trump, according to Nikky Haley, was undermined by Rex Tillerson and John Kelly. Did she tell him??</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2019/11/11/hong-kong-protestors-set-bloodied-chinese-man-on-fire-mon-111119</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-11-11</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - Hong Kong 'Protestors' Set Bloodied Chinese Man on Fire! (Mon. 11/11/19)</image:title>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2019/11/8/don-jr-faces-character-attack-by-meghan-mccain-hake-news-fri-110819</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2019-11-08</lastmod>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/599a39c1cd0f681d5d909691/1573241960526-Q0461HWABSCWNHX3OAJF/HN-191108-DonJr-KimGuilfoyle-MeghanMcCain.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>JLP News - Don Jr Faces 'Character' Attack by Meghan McCain (Hake News, Fri 11/08/19)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Meghan McCain confronts Don Jr, and they both get support by Kimberly Guilfoyle (Screenshot from Mediaite)</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2019/11/6/virginia-goes-democrat-with-indian-muslim-woman-and-black-guy-wed-11619</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2019-11-06</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - Virginia Goes Democrat with Indian Muslim Woman and Black Guy (Wed 11/6/19)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Black dude and an Indian Muslim woman who won as Democrats in Virginia elections, RME.</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2019/11/5/drug-cartel-allegedly-mass-murders-american-mormon-family-women-children-hake-news-tue-110519</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-11-05</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - Drug Cartel Allegedly Mass Murders American Mormon Family, Women, Children (Hake News, Tue 11/05/19)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Screenshots from video purportedly of the burnt and burning wreckage of an SUV owned by the American Mormon family massacred allegedly by a Mexican drug cartel.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>JLP News - Drug Cartel Allegedly Mass Murders American Mormon Family, Women, Children (Hake News, Tue 11/05/19)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Glamour shot of a druglord’s woman promoted by NY Times: Emma Coronel Aispuro, the wife of Joaquín Guzmán Loera, known as El Chapo. Credit… Todd Heisler/The New York Times/Redux</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Photo from Instagram of Kanye West “Sunday Service” event in Baton Rouge, LA</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Screenshot from CBS New York report on trash being left on a NYPD vehicle</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Photograph tweeted by NBC News back in January 2019, showing a test done by the government (DHS) showing that the border wall can be sawn-through.</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2019/11/1/hake-news-fri-11119</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-11-01</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - Two Fair-minded Democrats Vote No on 'Impeachment Inquiry' (Hake News, Fri 11/1/19) - Jeff Van Drew (D-NJ)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Rep. Jeff Van Drew (D-NJ) voted NAY on the Trump impeachment inquiry, one of only two fair-minded Democrats.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>JLP News - Two Fair-minded Democrats Vote No on 'Impeachment Inquiry' (Hake News, Fri 11/1/19) - Collin Peterson (D-MN)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Rep. Collin Peterson (D-MN) voted NAY on the Trump impeachment inquiry, one of only two fair-minded Democrats.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>JLP News - Two Fair-minded Democrats Vote No on 'Impeachment Inquiry' (Hake News, Fri 11/1/19) - Tim Morrison</image:title>
      <image:caption>Newly resigned National Security Council aide Tim Morrison said Trump broke no law.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>JLP News - Two Fair-minded Democrats Vote No on 'Impeachment Inquiry' (Hake News, Fri 11/1/19) - Vincent Lampert, priest and exorcist</image:title>
      <image:caption>Father Vincent Lampert is a Catholic priest and exorcist in Indiana</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Former mental health facility worker Rett Leasure says she witnessed an exorcism of a 10yo boy 25 years ago, saying his eyes turned black.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Father Vincent Lampert (apparently misspelled Lambert here) of St. Peter and St. Michael the Archangel Catholic Churches</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Melissa “That White Lady” DePino tweeted April 2018 video of blacks arrested at a Philly Starbucks.</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2019/10/31/so-called-whistleblower-from-deep-state-swamp-exposed-hake-news-thu-103119</loc>
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      <image:caption>Images of alleged so-called “whistleblower” Eric Ciaramella, who works for the Obama CIA, encircled with (clockwise from top left) Barack Obama, HR McMaster, Joe Biden, John Brennan, Adam Schiff, NSC guy Sean Misco, Dem operative Alexandra Chalupa, Hillary Clinton, and Susan Rice…</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2019/10/30/trump-calls-out-phony-patriot-never-trumper-witness-hake-news-wed-103019</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-10-30</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - Trump Calls Out Phony 'Patriot' Never Trumper Witness (Hake News, Wed 10/30/19)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Edited photo of Alexander Vindman with the words Never Trumper superimposed</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2019/10/29/getty-fire-sends-the-la-liberals-running-hake-news-tue-102919</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-10-29</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - Getty Fire Sends the L.A. Liberals Running! (Hake News, Tue 10/29/19)</image:title>
      <image:caption>(Screenshot from ABC 7 local news video) Firefighters continue efforts to prevent blaze from rekindling ahead of Santa Ana winds</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2019/10/28/washington-post-changes-headline-to-kiss-up-to-dead-isis-boss-hake-news-mon-102819</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-10-28</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - Washington Post Changes Headline to Kiss-up to Dead ISIS Boss (Hake News, Mon 10/28/19)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Washington Post headline (the second attempt of 3): “Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, austere religious scholar at the helm of Islamic State, dies at 48”</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2019/10/25/tds-guy-writes-anonymous-book-smearing-trump-hake-news-fri-102519</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-10-25</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - TDS Guy Writes Anonymous Book Smearing Trump (Hake News, Fri 10/25/19)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Anti-Trump book by an anonymous supposed senior Trump Administration Official — a coward!</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2019/10/24/bisexual-female-democrat-rep-caught-in-sex-scandals-hake-news-thu-102419</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-10-24</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - 'Bisexual' Female Democrat Rep Caught in Sex-Scandal(s) -Hake News, Thu 10/24/19</image:title>
      <image:caption>Katie Hill, a millennial female freshman Democrat congressman from northern L.A. County in California</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2019/10/23/stephen-miller-warns-deep-state-swamp-hates-america-hake-news-wed-102319</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-10-23</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - Stephen Miller Warns: Deep State Swamp Hates America (Hake News, Wed 10/23/19)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Left: Top Trump aid Stephen Miller; Right: Establishment diplomat William Taylor</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2019/10/22/liberal-feminist-justin-trudeau-wins-canada-reelection-hake-news-tue-102219</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-10-22</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - Liberal Feminist Justin Trudeau Wins Canada Reelection (Hake News, Tue 10/22/19)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Screenshot from Justin Trudeau speaking in an office March 8, 2017, claiming of his wife and himself, “Sophie and I are proud feminists,” on International Women’s Day.</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2019/10/21/hong-kong-rioters-burn-shops-some-hold-hands-hake-news-mon-102119</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-10-21</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - Hong Kong Rioters Burn Shops, Some Hold Hands (Hake News, Mon 10/21/19)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Non-rioting Hong Kong protestors in Guy Fawkes masks form a “human chain” … Elsewhere, so-called pro-democracy protestors set fire to mainland China-aligned businesses.</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2019/10/18/liberals-pretend-to-be-scandalized-by-mulvaney-on-normal-diplomacy-hake-news-fri-101819</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2019-10-18</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - Liberals Pretend to be Scandalized by Mulvaney on Normal Diplomacy (Hake News, Fri 10/18/19)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Screenshot from Wash. Post-edited video of Mick Mulvaney’s comments to the press about ordinary diplomacy, which they call “quid pro quo” for political gain.</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2019/10/17/elijah-cummings-dead-at-68-hake-news-thur-101719</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-10-17</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - Elijah Cummings, Dead at 68! (Hake News, Thur 10/17/19)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Cropped and edited screenshot of Rep. Elijah Cummings (D-MD) speaking next to Rep. Adam Schiff (D-CA) after the Mueller testimony (video from @RepCummings Twitter in July 2019)</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2019/10/16/pelosi-wont-vote-on-impeachment-so-wh-wont-comply-hake-news-wed-101619</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-10-16</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - Pelosi Won't Vote on Impeachment, So WH Won't Comply! (Hake News, Wed 10/16/19)</image:title>
      <image:caption>(Screenshot from MSNBC video) House Speaker Nancy Pelosi gave an update on the status of the so-called “Impeachment Inquiry” following a closed-door meeting with the Democratic caucus.</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2019/10/15/fake-news-and-mitt-romney-shown-in-meme-trying-to-stab-trump-in-back-hake-news-tue-101519</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-10-15</lastmod>
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      <image:caption>Screenshot from meme video showing a pretend “Mitt Romney” stabbing a pretend “Trump” in the back before Trump defends himself. The Fake News media are only telling half the story of the video.</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2019/10/14/happy-columbus-day-cnn-about-to-get-whistleblown-hake-news-mon-101419</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-10-14</lastmod>
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      <image:caption>Far-left “AP News” shared a screenshot of a May 21 Facebook post by Ukrainian Lev Parnas with Igor Fruman and Don Jr having a “Power breakfast” in Beverly Hills / Thousand Oaks with the hashtag #Trump2020. Parnas and Fruman were just arrested Wednesday night as they were about to board an international flight in Dulles.</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2019/10/10/trump-hammers-fox-news-for-pro-impeachment-poll-hake-news-thur-101019</loc>
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    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2019/10/9/trump-no-longer-complying-with-partisan-impeachment-hake-news-wed-10919</loc>
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      <image:caption>Trump speaks at Medal of Freedom ceremony</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2019/10/8/hake-news-tues-10819</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-10-08</lastmod>
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      <image:caption>Screenshot of President Trump from ABC News propaganda against Syria’s pullout</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2019/10/7/another-so-called-whistleblower-rme-via-anti-trump-lawyers-hake-news-mon-10719</loc>
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      <image:caption>Two lawyers for the so-called “whistleblowers,” Andrew P. Bakaj, left, a CIA liberal, and anti-Trump intellectual Mark Zaid</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2019/10/4/rino-ben-sasse-condemns-trumps-mock-appeal-to-china-hake-news-fri-10419</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-10-04</lastmod>
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      <image:caption>Ben Sasse lied about China sending police to shoot a protestor, which James will show on Friday’s Hake Report.</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2019/10/3/male-tech-billionaires-falling-for-elizabeth-warren-hake-news-thu-10319</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-10-03</lastmod>
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      <image:caption>Hunter Walk is a male venture capitalist in the Silicon Valley area who’s supporting Elizabeth Warren even though she’s going after the “tech” industry.</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2019/10/2/trump-shoot-illegals-in-the-legs-border-moat-with-snakes-alligators-hake-news-wed-10219</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-10-02</lastmod>
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      <image:caption>Photos of border agents injured over the years 2006-2019. Illegals are known to assault and throw rocks at our Border Patrol, breaking vehicle windows and causing significant head injuries. SOURCES: (Breitbart, 2014) Graphic Images Justify Border Patrol’s Use of Deadly Force Against Rock Attacks; (10News, 2019) Border Patrol agent injured after rock thrown at patrol car, via CBP El Centro Twitter, 2019</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2019/10/1/hake-news-tue-10119</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-10-01</lastmod>
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      <image:caption>Screenshot from Twitter video of “protestor” getting shot after he hit the cop with a baton.</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2019/9/30/miley-cyrus-brings-more-degeneracy-to-west-hollywood-hake-news-mon-93019</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-09-30</lastmod>
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      <image:caption>Collage of photos from a website for the POT cafe opening in radical homosexual West Hollywood, backed by “pansexual” singer Miley Cyrus.</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2019/9/27/foreign-born-residents-100-year-high-the-fed-wants-more-hake-news-fri-92719</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-09-27</lastmod>
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      <image:caption>Dallas Federal Reserve chair Rob Kaplan thinks we need more immigrants (not white babies!) to keep the economy growing.</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2019/9/26/hake-news-thu-92619</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-09-26</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - 11 RINOs Say Border Wall Is Not a National Emergency! (Hake News, Thu 9/26/19)</image:title>
      <image:caption>(Drudge / The Hill) GOP Sens. Lamar Alexander (Tenn.), Roy Blunt (Mo.), Susan Collins (OF COURSE, Maine), Mike Lee (WOW, RINO! Utah), Jerry Moran (Kan.), Lisa Murkowski (OF COURSE, Alaska), Rand Paul (RINO! Ky.), Rob Portman (Ohio), Mitt Romney (DEPORT! Utah), Pat Toomey (Pa.) and Roger Wicker (Miss.) voted to end the president's National Security declaration on the ongoing and worse-than-ever border crisis, pulling military funds for the wall.</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2019/9/25/globalist-socialist-un-want-to-control-world-and-us-hake-news-wed-92519</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-09-25</lastmod>
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      <image:caption>United Nations (UN) Secretary-General Antonio Guterres, a Socialist from Portugal, is fighting against “populism,” for feminism and globalism. (Cropped screenshot from PBS NewsHour YouTube video)</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2019/9/24/hake-news-tue-92419</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-09-24</lastmod>
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      <image:caption>Seven Democrats, mostly female, sign-onto an op-ed in Washington Post (where “Democracy Dies in Darkness”) pretending to care about national security and the Constitution in criticizing Trump for some stupid accusations against him. See story above. Names (from top left): Gil Cisneros, Jason Crow, Chrissy Houlahan, Elaine Luria, Mikie Sherrill, Elissa Slotkin and Abigail Spanberger</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2019/9/23/trump-fake-news-media-protects-sleepy-joe-biden-hake-news-mon-92319</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-09-23</lastmod>
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      <image:caption>Cropped screenshot from CBS News video about Trump, Biden, and Ukraine</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2019/9/20/tropical-depression-imelda-drops-like-4-feet-rain-in-texas-louisiana-hake-news-fri-92019</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-09-20</lastmod>
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      <image:caption>Screenshot from Accuweather video: Breakaway barges strike I-10 bridge, shutting down freeway</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2019/9/19/hake-news-thur-91919</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-09-19</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - Justin Trudeau Falls Over Himself Apologizing Over 'Blackface' (Hake News, Thur 9/19/19)</image:title>
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      <image:title>JLP News - Justin Trudeau Falls Over Himself Apologizing Over 'Blackface' (Hake News, Thur 9/19/19)</image:title>
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      <image:title>JLP News - Justin Trudeau Falls Over Himself Apologizing Over 'Blackface' (Hake News, Thur 9/19/19)</image:title>
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      <image:title>JLP News - Justin Trudeau Falls Over Himself Apologizing Over 'Blackface' (Hake News, Thur 9/19/19)</image:title>
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    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2019/9/18/republicans-hemorrhaging-anti-trump-rinos-so-many-retiring-hake-news-weds-91819</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-09-18</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - Republicans Hemorrhaging Anti-Trump RINOs! So Many Retiring! (Hake News, Weds 9/18/19)</image:title>
      <image:caption>(CNN, July 15, 2019) GOP Rep. Will Hurd says Trump tweets are 'racist and xenophobic.' This black RINO is now retiring, and will not run for re-election in Texas.</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2019/9/17/elizabeth-warren-pushes-women-and-new-deal-socialism-hake-news-tue-91719</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-09-17</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - Elizabeth Warren Pushes 'Women' and 'New Deal' Socialism (Hake News, Tue 9/17/19)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Screenshot from C-SPAN: Senator Elizabeth Warren Speech in Washington Square Park</image:caption>
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      <image:title>JLP News - Elizabeth Warren Pushes 'Women' and 'New Deal' Socialism (Hake News, Tue 9/17/19)</image:title>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2019/9/16/auto-workers-union-strikes-begging-gm-for-more-money-benefits-hake-news-mon-91619</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-09-16</lastmod>
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      <image:caption>Screenshot from video posted to Twitter of nighttime strike by United Auto Workers union.</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2019/9/13/betos-showboat-bidens-teeth-yangs-bribe-bond-matching-donor-hake-news-fri-sep-13-2019</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-09-13</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - Beto's Showboat, Biden's Teeth, Yang's Bribe, BOND Matching Donor! (Hake News, Fri, Sep 13, 2019)</image:title>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2019/9/12/hake-news-thur-91219</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2019-09-12</lastmod>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/599a39c1cd0f681d5d909691/1568309527508-CBM4KMBQHKKX2RZYRNAK/diversity-non-white-map.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>JLP News - White Population Share Declines in 96-percent of Counties (Hake News, Thur 9/12/19)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Map from Axios based on a Brookings Institution map showing where certain “minorities” are overrepresented to the national average distribution</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2019/9/11/trump-chalks-more-wins-in-north-carolina-hake-news-91119-weds</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-09-11</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - Trump Chalks More Wins in North Carolina! (Hake News, 9/11/19 Weds.)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Trump tweeted this Trump 2024: “Keep America Great” image after the NC Republican wins.</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2019/9/10/trump-stumps-for-dan-bishop-in-fayetteville-nc-election-today-hake-news-tue-sep-10-2019</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-09-10</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - Trump Stumps for Dan Bishop in Fayetteville, NC Election Today! (Hake News, Tue, Sep 10, 2019)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Screenshot from Golden State Times video of President Trump’s rally for Republican Dan Bishop in Fayetteville, NC, where there’s a special election.</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2019/9/9/bunch-of-liberal-reporters-want-to-combat-misinformation-hake-news-mon-sep-9-2019</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-09-09</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - Bunch of Liberal 'Reporters' Want to Combat 'Misinformation' (Hake News, Mon, Sep 9, 2019)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Collage of screenshots from Poynter’s “International Fact-Checking Network” (IFCN) showing a bunch of liberals touting a “Global Fact 6: Sixth Global Fact-Checking Summit,” June 19-21, 2019 in Cape Town, South Africa (where they under-report the attack on whites), and a “Hashtag Journalism Trust Initiative” pushed by the presumably far-left group Reporters Without Borders “for Freedom of Information” (except not the truth, one can surmise).</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2019/9/6/union-mechanic-sabotages-american-airlines-flight-to-get-overtime-hake-news-fri-sep-6-2019</loc>
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      <image:title>JLP News - Union Mechanic Sabotages American Airlines Flight to Get 'Overtime' (Hake News, Fri, Sep 6, 2019)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Meme from airplane mechanics union posted to Facebook calling for a boycott of American Airlines a few months ago.</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2019/9/5/hake-news-thu-sep-5-2019</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2019-09-05</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - Ivanka Pushes Women’s Global Development and Prosperity Thing #WGDP (Hake News, Thu, Sep 5, 2019)</image:title>
      <image:caption>(Twitter) Ivanka Trump in Colombia promoting Women’s Global Development and Prosperity Initiative (W-GDP).</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2019/9/4/far-left-scientists-blame-climate-change-for-bad-hurricane-hake-news-wed-sep-4-2019</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-09-04</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - Far-Left 'Scientists' Blame 'Climate Change' for Bad Hurricane (Hake News, Wed, Sep 4, 2019)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Liberal “climate scientist” woman dressed her daughter up in a Hillary t-shirt.</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2019/9/3/fec-fake-free-speech-libs-wanna-smear-drudge-as-disinformation-hake-news-tue-sep-3-2019</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-09-03</lastmod>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/599a39c1cd0f681d5d909691/1567532640710-7RH50DWACOR88H3Q12R9/anti-Trump-FEC-Chairwoman-PEN-America.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>JLP News - FEC, Fake Free Speech Libs Wanna Smear Drudge as 'Disinformation'! (Hake News, Tue, Sep 3, 2019)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Anti-Trump Democrat FEC Chairwoman Ellen Weintraub teaming up with anti-Trump organization PEN America (a group pretending to be for speech) in order to fight “disinformation.”</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2019/9/2/cbp-tweets-how-walls-work-and-how-no-walls-dont-work-hake-news-mon-sep-2-2019</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-09-02</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - CBP Tweets How Walls Work, and How No Walls Don't Work (Hake News, Mon, Sep 2, 2019)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Illegals can’t climb the wall, although they try, and the Border Patrol catches them! (Twitter, CBP San Diego)</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2019/8/30/hake-news-fri-aug-30-2019</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2019-08-30</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - Leakin' James Comes Called Out, Leakin' Personal Assistant Fired! (Hake News, Fri, Aug 30, 2019)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Trump’s working and they’re leaking! Photographed: Leakin’ James Comey and reported Oval Office leaker Madeleine Westerhout!</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2019/8/29/hake-news-thu-aug-29-2019</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2019-08-29</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - Beto Campaign 'Protects' Poor, Pitiful POC's from Truth.  (Hake News, Thu, Aug 29, 2019)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Photo of Beto O’Rourke with his press secretary Aleigha Cavalier, who falsely trashed Trump and Breitbart, pretending to care about illegal aliens and black adults at a black college.</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2019/8/28/hake-news-wed-aug-28-2019</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2019-08-28</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - Man Went Down Catwalk as 'Stealth' Transgender, Now Hired by Chanel (Hake News, Wed, Aug 28, 2019)</image:title>
      <image:caption>This man walked down the catwalk pretending to be a woman as a “stealth” transgender! He later “came out” in 2017, and has now been hired by Chanel. DISGUSTING!</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2019/8/27/hake-news-tue-aug-27-2019</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2019-08-27</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - Trump Keeps G7 on Toes, Doesn't Fall for 'Climate Change' Mess (Hake News, Tue, Aug 27, 2019)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Screenshot from White House video (posted on Twitter) of Trump’s visit to France for the 2019 G-7 (“Group of Seven”) summit with Emmanuel Macron, and their wives.</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2019/8/26/hake-news-mon-aug-26-2019</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-08-26</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - LGBT Antifa Assaults Elderly Man on Bike at Straight Pride, Modesto! (Hake News, Mon, Aug 26, 2019)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Far-left Antifa supporter and radical LGBTQ agitator who calls himself Sabine Tischler is seen assaulting an elderly man who was pushed off his bicycle by the violent leftists protesting Straight Pride, Modesto, CA.</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2019/8/22/san-fran-convicted-felon-now-a-justice-involved-person-hake-news-thur-aug-22-2019</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2019-08-22</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - San Fran: 'Convicted Felon' Now a 'Justice-involved Person' (Hake News, Thur, Aug 22, 2019)</image:title>
      <image:caption>San Francisco Liberals: Supervisor Matt Haney (left), and AG George Gascón, who reportedly endorsed renaming convicted felons to “justice involved persons.” SMH RME!</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2019/8/21/trump-shocks-denmark-pm-over-greenland-beef-bashes-jewish-dems-hake-news-wed-aug-21-2019</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-08-21</lastmod>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/599a39c1cd0f681d5d909691/1566408948131-3GGP27J0RUESV3LPR4MF/HN-190821-TrumpGreenlandJew2.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>JLP News - Trump Shocks Denmark PM Over Greenland Beef, Bashes Jewish Dems! (Hake News, Wed, Aug 21, 2019)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Background image: Trump tweeted: “I promise not to do this to Greenland!” Trump later tweeted a cancellation of his trip to Denmark after the female PM Mette Frederiksen called the Greenland purchase talk “absurd.” Also: AP headline: “Trump: Any Jew voting Democratic is uninformed or disloyal”</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2019/8/20/proud-boys-guilty-in-antifa-fight-pantaleo-fired-illegals-sue-ice-hake-news-tue-aug-20-2019</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-08-20</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - Proud Boys 'Guilty' in Antifa Fight; Pantaleo Fired; Illegals Sue ICE (Hake News, Tue, Aug 20, 2019)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Proud Boys found “guilty” in brawl with Antifa in Upper East Side. Illegal aliens and so-called disability rights activists including far-left SPLC want to “hold ICE accountable.” Officer Pantaleo fired after so-called “choke hold” of Eric Garner. who resisted arrest 5 years ago.</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2019/8/19/adult-males-going-to-female-pediatricians-childrens-doctors-hake-news-mon-aug-19-2019</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2019-08-19</lastmod>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/599a39c1cd0f681d5d909691/1566236182308-ZI2EBKKUCPAPCPKV45NF/Dr-Joann-Alfonso-SQ.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>JLP News - Adult Males Going to Female Pediatricians! Children's Doctors! (Hake News, Mon, Aug 19, 2019)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Wash. Post reported Dr. Joann Alfonso, a children’s doctor, mentally rolled her eyes at walking in to see a 26-year-old male patient! Obamacare has adult sons and daughters going to pediatricians they had when living with their parents!</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2019/8/16/rashida-tlaib-changes-her-mind-on-visiting-israel-after-all-hake-news-fri-aug-16-2019</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-08-16</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - Rashida Tlaib Changes Her Mind on Visiting Israel After All. ‍♂️ (Hake News, Fri, Aug 16, 2019)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Cropped version of photo of Rashida Tlaib shared on her Twitter, saying “This is what America looks like…”</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2019/8/15/hake-news-thur-aug-15-2019</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-08-15</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - Nine NYPD Cops Committed Suicide This Year So Far! (Hake News, Thur, Aug 15, 2019)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Photo tweeted by NYPD Commissioner James P. O’Neill with the statement: “Many in the criminal-justice reform movement call for cops &amp; prosecutors to do more to take account of the trauma experienced by suspects. It’s time for NYers — who reap the benefits of a once-unfathomable crime decline — to do the same for our police.” ONeill shared a link to a City Journal article titled “We Can’t Imagine What Cops Go Through We Can’t Imagine What Cops Go Through.”</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2019/8/14/hake-news-wed-aug-14-2019</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-08-14</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - Hong Kong Disrupters Carry US Flags, Really Our Friends? (Hake News, Wed, Aug 14, 2019)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Kaya Jones tweeted video saying: “Protesters in Hong Kong waving the American flag and singing the American National anthem as they advocate for democracy. Wow!”</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2019/8/13/scaramucci-turns-on-trump-katy-perry-metood-by-man-hake-news-tue-aug-13-2019</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-08-13</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - Scaramucci Turns on Trump! Katy Perry #MeToo'd by Man! (Hake News, Tue, Aug 13, 2019)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Katy Perry got #MeToo’d, Anthony Scaramucci has turned on Trump with fake criticisms!</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2019/8/12/epstein-suicide-speculation-the-hunt-of-deplorables-cancelled-hake-news-mon-aug-12-2019</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-08-12</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - Epstein Suicide Speculation; 'The Hunt' of 'Deplorables' Cancelled (Hake News, Mon, Aug 12, 2019)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Headline from CBS New York on “The Hunt” being cancelled</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2019/8/9/far-left-amnesty-international-smears-usa-for-second-amendment-hake-news-fri-aug-9-2019</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-08-09</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - Far-Left Amnesty International Smears USA for Second Amendment (Hake News, Fri, Aug 9, 2019)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Anti-gun extremist liberal group Amnesty International smears the United States with travel warning, offering the meaningless statement, “a guarantee of not being shot is impossible.”</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2019/8/8/hake-news-thur-aug-8-2019</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2019-08-08</lastmod>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/599a39c1cd0f681d5d909691/1565286972180-OA6TOFMGVT82PKMH6G85/HN-190808-Thu-NanWhaleySherrodBrown.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>JLP News - Trump Defends Himself Against Ohio Dems Nan Whaley, Sherrod Brown (Hake News, Thur, Aug 8, 2019)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Photos of Ohio Democrats Dayton Mayor Nan Whaley and Senator Sherrod Brown (both white), who’ve attacked Trump for his supposed “rhetoric” supposedly contributing to the hate and shootings.</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2019/8/7/joaquin-castro-tries-to-shame-trump-supporters-in-his-district-hake-news-wed-aug-7-2019</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-08-07</lastmod>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/599a39c1cd0f681d5d909691/1565199461127-I47DTPY0SG41GK0171AD/Screenshot+2019-08-07+10.27.46.png</image:loc>
      <image:title>JLP News - Joaquin Castro Tries to Shame Trump Supporters in His District. (Hake News, Wed, Aug 7, 2019)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Democrat Rep. Joaquin Castro, twin brother of low-polling presidential candidate Julian Castro, tweeted out an attack on Trump-supporting constituents in his district, accusing them of “fueling a campaign of hate” for calling illegal aliens and asylum seekers what they are: “Invaders.” This screenshot censors the names.</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2019/8/6/hake-news-tue-aug-6-2019</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2019-08-06</lastmod>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/599a39c1cd0f681d5d909691/1565113099489-4AQ16LQPO3PEG7XOGO3Q/Dan-Eberhart-Forbes-writer.jpeg</image:loc>
      <image:title>JLP News - RINOs Pushing for Infringements on Right to Own and Carry Guns! (Hake News, Tue, Aug 6, 2019)</image:title>
      <image:caption>(Photo from Forbes) 39-year-old “Republican” donor Dan K. Eberhart is pushing for Republicans to adopt “gun control.”</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2019/8/5/hake-news-mon-aug-5-2019</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2019-08-05</lastmod>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/599a39c1cd0f681d5d909691/1565026577311-WWF7Z3E9RNBLEZYK8QE9/IMG_9799.PNG</image:loc>
      <image:title>JLP News - Two Mass Shooters This Weekend! Media/Dems Blame Whites/Men/Guns! (Hake News, Mon, Aug 5, 2019)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Matt Drudge tweeted: “How many more killers are among us?” And with the tweet he shared a screenshot of his Drudge Report front page showing photos of the two mass shooters this weekend, and the headline “BLAME GAME.”</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2019/8/2/ilhan-omar-visits-mother-africa-with-nancy-pelosi-hake-news-fri-aug-2-2019</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-08-02</lastmod>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/599a39c1cd0f681d5d909691/1564767028486-J7WPBOBJQASQMIBFC94Z/Ilhan-Omar-Nancy-Pelosi-Mother-Africa-front-CROP.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>JLP News - Ilhan Omar Visits 'Mother Africa' with Nancy Pelosi (Hake News, Fri, Aug 2, 2019)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Cropped photo taken from a Tweet from Ilhan Omar, saying: They said “send her back” but Speaker @SpeakerPelosi didn’t just make arrangements to send me back, she went back with me ✊ So grateful for the honor to return to Mother Africa with the @TheBlackCaucus and commemorate The Year of Return! #Doorofreturn #Ghana</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2019/8/1/reagan-rant-on-un-africans-construed-as-somehow-racist-hake-news-thur-aug-1-2019</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-08-01</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - Reagan Rant on UN Africans Construed as Somehow 'Racist' (Hake News, Thur, Aug 1, 2019)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Headline in far-left magazine The Atlantic (home of Black Panther son Ta-Nehisi Coates who wrote “The Case for Reparations” there some years back) showcasing a Canadian “history” professor who accuses Trump, Nixon, and Reagan of being so-called “racist.” The headline reads: “Ronald Reagan’s Long-Hidden Racist Conversation with Richard Nixon: In newly unearthed audio, the then-California governor disparaged African delegates to the United Nations.” Reagan had told Nixon: “To see those, those monkeys from those African countries—damn them, they’re still uncomfortable wearing shoes!”</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2019/7/31/maryanne-williamson-preaches-against-trump-and-white-people-hake-news-wed-jul-31-2019</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-07-31</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - Maryanne Williamson Preaches Against Trump and White People (Hake News, Wed, Jul 31, 2019)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Maryanne Williamson after preaching against Trump and white people (screenshot from CNN video)</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2019/7/30/daily-mail-tries-to-call-iranian-italian-shooter-white-supremacist-hake-news-tue-jul-30-2019</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-07-30</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - Daily Mail Tries to Call Iranian-Italian Shooter 'White Supremacist' (Hake News, Tue, Jul 30, 2019)</image:title>
      <image:caption>The liberal Daily Mail (sometimes falsely called “right-leaning”) calls the Iranian-Italian Gilroy shooting suspect a “white supremacist,” based on a social Darwinist book he read, and leaves out of their headlines the fact he trashed “Silicon Valley white twats.” They leave out the word “white” from their misquote of his denigrating comments! And they falsely call “mestizos” a “racist slur” in the body of their article!</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2019/7/29/hake-news-mon-jul-29-2019</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-07-29</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - 19-y-o Male Allegedly Kills 3, Injures 15 at Gilroy Garlic Fest (Hake News, Mon, Jul 29, 2019)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Heavy has screenshots from the Instagram account of the deceased suspected 19-year-old killer</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2019/7/26/hake-news-fri-jul-26-2019</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-07-26</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - Mob of 'Teens' Brutally Beat, Stomp, Spit on Man Outside DC Hotel (Hake News, Fri, Jul 26, 2019)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Screenshot from surveillance video released by DC Metropolitan police of black young people attacking a lone male victim after also attacking and running off the man’s companion. (The Gateway Pundit)</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2019/7/25/hake-news-the-jul-25-2019</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-07-25</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - After Mueller Fail, Dems Going After Don McGahn to Get Trump (Hake News, The, Jul 25, 2019)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Don McGahn, former Trump WH Counsel</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2019/7/24/guatemala-bails-on-usa-as-safe-third-country-as-illegals-pour-in-hake-news-wed-jul-24-2019</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-07-24</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - Guatemala Bails on USA as 'Safe Third Country' as Illegals Pour In! (Hake News, Wed, Jul 24, 2019)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Trump’s tweets about Guatemala from July 23, 2019</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2019/7/23/pro-brexit-politician-boris-johnson-wins-as-tory-uk-pm-hake-news-tue-jul-23-2019</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2019-07-23</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - Pro-Brexit Politician Boris Johnson Wins as Tory UK PM! (Hake News, Tue, Jul 23, 2019)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Screenshot from video on The Sun: Boris Johnson speaks after being named next Prime Minister of UK, replacing Theresa May. He beat UK Secretary of State Jeremy Hunt.</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2019/7/22/iran-threatens-us-cia-spies-with-execution-update-trump-denies-hake-news-mon-jul-22-2019</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-07-22</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - Iran Threatens US CIA Spies with Execution! [Update: Trump Denies!] (Hake News, Mon, Jul 22, 2019)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Tweet from Iranian Fars News Agency in English: Iran Releases Photos of CIA Officers Handling Spies (article link: https://bit.ly/2GnXXBN)</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2019/7/19/berkeley-city-council-beta-male-dehumanizes-tuckercarlson-hake-news-fri-jul-19-2019</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-07-19</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - Berkeley City Council Beta Male Dehumanizes @TuckerCarlson (Hake News, Fri, Jul 19, 2019)</image:title>
      <image:caption>(Twitter) Screenshot of young Berkeley City Councilman Rigel Robinson who used dehumanizing language about Tucker Carlson, and shared it on Facebook, violating their Community Standards on “Hate Speech.”</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2019/7/18/hake-news-thu-jul-18-2019</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-07-18</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - North Carolina MAGA Crowd Chants "Send Her Back!" (Hake News, Thu, Jul 18, 2019)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Real Clear Politics headline: Trump MAGA Rally Crowd Chants "Send Her Back" To Rep. Ilhan Omar</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2019/7/17/dems-condemn-imaginary-racism-in-trump-tweets-hake-news-wed-jul-17-2019</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-07-17</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - Dems Condemn Imaginary "Racism" in Trump Tweets (Hake News, Wed, Jul 17, 2019)</image:title>
      <image:caption>(Screenshot from C-SPAN video) Rep. John Lewis (D-GA), who is no hero, complains about imaginary “racism” on the House floor, in the linked C-SPAN video after 6 hours 10 minutes into the video…</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2019/7/16/old-antifa-activist-gets-self-killed-attacking-ice-center-hake-news-tue-jul-16-2019</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-07-16</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - Old Antifa Activist Gets Self Killed Attacking ICE Center (Hake News, Tue, Jul 16, 2019)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Screenshot from video by journalist Andy Ngo on Twitter: “Here is my video which captures Willem van Spronsen, the JBGC antifa militia member who was killed yesterday outside the Tacoma, Washington ICE facility. Police say he arrived with a rifle &amp; began to firebomb the place &amp; attempted to make a tank explode. “</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2019/7/15/trump-tells-democrat-congresswomen-to-go-fix-their-own-countries-hake-news-mon-jul-15-2019</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-07-15</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - Trump Tells Democrat Congresswomen to Go Fix Their Own Countries (Hake News, Mon, Jul 15, 2019)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Drudge Headline: Trump tells Democrat Congresswomen like Ilhan Omar: You can’t leave fast enough to go fix your desperate countries!</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2019/7/12/illegals-continue-to-flood-into-the-country-local-reporter-does-job-hake-news-fri-jul-12-2019</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-07-12</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - Illegals Continue to Flood into the Country! Local Reporter Does Job! (Hake News, Fri, Jul 12, 2019)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Photo: Twitter/Sydney Hernandez @SyidneyKGBT — A reporter’s tweets and videos are detailed in a Breitbart article, “Video: Texas Reporter Watches 300 Migrants Cross Border in Six Hours”</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2019/7/11/uk-support-for-gays-drops-us-support-for-abortion-spikes-hake-news-thur-jul-11-2019</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-07-11</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - UK Support for Gays Drops; US Support for Abortion Spikes! (Hake News, Thur, Jul 11, 2019)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Headline from The Guardian: Acceptance of gay sex in decline in UK for first time since Aids crisis: Number of people believing there is nothing wrong with gay sex has fallen, survey finds</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2019/7/10/trump-hating-liberals-feign-concern-for-complaining-alien-kids-hake-news-wed-jul-10-2019</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-07-10</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - Trump-Hating Liberals Feign Concern for Complaining Alien 'Kids' (Hake News, Wed, Jul 10, 2019)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Screenshot of NBC News headline featuring lesbian MSNBC host Rachel Maddow with a story by liberal “journalists” Jacob Soboroff and Julia Ainsley relaying accusations from “kids” at a Yuma, AZ, border facility</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2019/7/9/democrat-mother-of-small-children-running-against-mitch-mcconnell-hake-news-tue-jul-9-2019</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-07-09</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - Democrat Mother of Small Children Running Against Mitch McConnell (Hake News, Tue, Jul 9, 2019)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Instagram post from former Marine, Pro-Gay Democrat Mother of Small Children Running Against Sen. Mitch McConnell in Kentucky. Amy McGrath. SMH.</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2019/7/8/earthquake-damaged-liquor-store-looted-in-ridgecrest-ca-hake-news-mon-jul-8-2019</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-07-08</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - Earthquake-Damaged Liquor Store LOOTED in Ridgecrest, CA! (Hake News, Mon, Jul 8, 2019)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Screenshot from CBS L.A. news report: Quake-Damaged Store Looted in Ridgecrest, CA!</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2019/7/5/earthquake-in-socal-yesterday-morning-after-the-show-hake-news-fri-july-5-2019</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-07-05</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - Earthquake in SoCal Yesterday Morning After the Show! (Hake News, Fri, July 5, 2019)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Tweet: #Update: Incredible picture of a road ripped open just out from the town of #Trona in #California, after the 6.4 magnitude #earthquake has been felt in that region.</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2019/7/4/president-trumps-independence-day-salute-to-america-features-cool-tanks-thu-jul-4-2019</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-07-04</lastmod>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/599a39c1cd0f681d5d909691/1562261004997-7570Y3YFVZJSNP37HBAS/tank.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>JLP News - President Trump's Independence Day 'Salute to America' Features Cool Tanks (Thu, Jul 4, 2019)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Edited photo taken from tweet by reporter Erick Flack: “Yep. That’s a TANK crossing the Potomac River for the first time in...well...ever??? #4thofjuly2019 #SaluteToAmerica ⁦ @wusa9“ (Find More photos and tweets via WUSA9)</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2019/7/3/pro-abortion-demscommies-pretend-to-care-about-human-rights-hake-news-wed-jul-3-2019</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-07-03</lastmod>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/599a39c1cd0f681d5d909691/1562175044296-3LUR9N48UYA8S9KLH6M4/illegals-3.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>JLP News - Pro-Abortion Dems/Commies Pretend to Care About 'Human Rights.' (Hake News, Wed, Jul 3, 2019)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Photo from the Office of the Inspector General (OIG): 88 adult males held in a cell with a maximum capacity of 41. (Thanks, Democrats and RINOs.) Some are signaling prolonged detention to the OIG staff, observed by OIG on June 12, 2019, at Border Patrol’s Fort Brown Station. Elizabeth Warren pretends to care on Twitter.</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2019/7/2/colin-kaepernick-vetoes-patriotic-american-revolution-nikes-hake-news-tue-jul-2-2019</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-07-02</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - Colin Kaepernick Vetoes Patriotic 'American Revolution' Nikes (Hake News, Tue, Jul 2, 2019)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Photo of Nike shoes that Colin Kaepernick vetoed!</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2019/7/1/south-africans-boycott-spur-restaurant-for-banning-white-man-hake-news-mon-jul-1-2019</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-07-02</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - South Africans Boycott Spur Restaurant for Banning White Man (Hake News, Mon, Jul 1, 2019)</image:title>
      <image:caption>White South Africans boycotted a restaurant chain called “Spur” after a white man was banned from the restaurant after a 2017 incident in which he nearly fought with and supposedly “threatened” a cussing black mother. The black woman was not punished. (Footage on Multimedia LIVE YouTube)</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2019/6/28/kamala-tweets-unfriendly-childhood-pic-to-complain-about-racism-hake-news-fri-jun-28-2019</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-06-28</lastmod>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/599a39c1cd0f681d5d909691/1561738680967-UKTRYIGCAT01EVAZORBW/Screenshot+2019-06-28+09.17.28.png</image:loc>
      <image:title>JLP News - Kamala Tweets Unfriendly Childhood Pic to Complain About 'Racism' (Hake News, Fri, Jun 28, 2019)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Kamala Harris, who encourages people to smoke pot because it brings people “joy” (kekekeke), somehow tweeted out an unfriendly childhood photo of herself, while in the middle of her Democrat debate.</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2019/6/26/youtube-facebook-and-france-pretend-hate-speech-is-real-hake-news-wed-jun-26-2019</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-06-26</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - YouTube, Facebook, and France Pretend 'Hate Speech' Is Real.  (Hake News, Wed, Jun 26, 2019)</image:title>
      <image:caption>YouTube falsely accused Jesse of so-called “Hate Speech.” BTW: Facebook is working with the French government to attack their citizens for imaginary “Hate Speech” crimes!</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2019/6/25/anti-trump-google-youtube-smear-and-silence-conservative-truth-tellers-hake-news-tue-jun-25-2019</loc>
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      <image:title>JLP News - Anti-Trump Google-YouTube Smear and Silence Conservative Truth Tellers (Hake News, Tue, Jun 25, 2019)</image:title>
      <image:caption>(Project Veritas) Jen Gennai, longtime Google employee, now an executive “Head of Responsible Innovation,” talking about using her big company to prevent another 2016 in 2020.</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2019/6/24/far-left-dem-candidates-push-free-college-mass-debt-cancellation-hake-news-mon-jun-24-2019</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-06-25</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - Far-Left Dem Candidates Push 'Free College,' Mass Debt Cancellation (Hake News, Mon, Jun 24, 2019)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Actual image from Team Warren’s socialist/communist blog post on the far-left platform Medium.</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2019/6/21/anti-christians-try-to-takedown-wwi-cross-fail-in-supreme-court-hake-news-fri-jun-21-2019</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-06-21</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - Anti-Christians Try to Takedown WWI Cross, Fail in Supreme Court. (Hake News, Fri, Jun 21, 2019)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Cropped screenshot image from Wash. Post video on YouTube: Supreme Court allows Maryland ‘Peace Cross’ in church and state test case</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2019/6/20/iran-shoots-down-us-spy-drone-ready-for-war-hake-news-thur-jun-20-2019</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-06-20</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - Iran Shoots Down U.S. 'Spy' Drone? 'Ready for War'? (Hake News, Thur, Jun 20, 2019)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Iran shot down a US drone…? (The Sun)</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2019/6/19/anti-maga-anti-kag-orlando-sentinel-anyone-but-trump-jlp-news-wed-jun-19-2019</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-06-19</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - Anti-MAGA, Anti-KAG! Orlando Sentinel: ANYONE But Trump! ("JLP News," Wed, Jun 19, 2019)</image:title>
      <image:caption>The Fake News media HATES Trump! (Orlando Sentinel headline) Our Orlando Sentinel endorsement for president in 2020: Not Donald Trump | Editorial</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2019/6/18/ca-gov-gavin-newsom-gop-headed-to-waste-bin-of-history-thanks-to-illegals-jlp-news-tue-jun-18-2019</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-06-18</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - CA Gov. Gavin Newsom: GOP Headed to 'Waste Bin of History' Thanks to Illegals! ("JLP News," Tue, Jun 18, 2019)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Politico headline: California's Newsom takes aim: GOP destined for 'waste bin of history'</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2019/6/17/mysterious-major-power-out-across-argentina-uruguay-and-others-sunday-jlp-news-mon-jun-17-2019</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-06-17</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - Mysterious Major Power Out Across Argentina, Uruguay, and Others Sunday! ("JLP News," Mon, Jun 17, 2019)</image:title>
      <image:caption>(CBS News) Crippling blackout hits tens of millions in South America</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2019/6/14/iran-cries-false-flag-on-america-jlp-news-fri-jun-14-2019</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-06-14</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - Iran Cries 'False Flag' on America! ('JLP News,' Fri, Jun 14, 2019)</image:title>
      <image:caption>(The Sun) The Pentagon released this image which is says shows Iranian involvement in the oil tanker attacks</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2019/6/13/we-build-the-wall-had-standoff-w-govt-bureaucracy-closethegate-jlp-news-wed-jun-12-2019</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-06-13</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - We Build the Wall Had Standoff w/ Gov't Bureaucracy #CloseTheGate ("JLP News," Wed, Jun 12, 2019)</image:title>
      <image:caption>(Battleground State News) We Build the Wall Declares End to Standoff With Government Bureaucracy, Which Locks Gate at Private Border Wall. UPDATE: They agreed to close the gate at night!</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2019/6/13/alleged-torpedo-attack-on-oil-tankers-in-strait-of-hormuz-jlp-news-thur-jun-13-2019</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-06-13</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - Alleged 'Torpedo' Attack on Oil Tankers in Strait of Hormuz! ("JLP News," Thur., Jun. 13, 2019)</image:title>
      <image:caption>(CNN) Video shows fiery aftermath of suspected attack on tanker: Newly obtained footage shows one of two tankers that was purportedly attacked in the Gulf of Oman.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>JLP News - Alleged 'Torpedo' Attack on Oil Tankers in Strait of Hormuz! ("JLP News," Thur., Jun. 13, 2019) - Strait of Hormuz</image:title>
      <image:caption>Zoomed-in screenshot taken from Google Maps, showing the Strait of Hormuz, located between the Persian Gulf and the Gulf of Oman, between Iran and UAE (United Arab Emirates)</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2019/6/11/dontbanequality-pro-abortion-propaganda-from-big-business-jlp-news-tue-jun-11-2019</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-06-11</lastmod>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/599a39c1cd0f681d5d909691/1560269882108-RTTAZ9PNCVSQDR9VE5HA/dont-ban-equality-NYTimes-fullpage-ad+copy.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>JLP News - #DontBanEquality? Pro-Abortion Propaganda from Big Business! ("JLP News," Tue, Jun 11, 2019)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Pro-abortion companies came together to take out a full page New York Times newspaper ad to promote women killing their unborn children in the name of making more money. (Taken from company tweet from The Body Shop on Twitter)</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2019/6/10/us-embassies-push-lgbtq-pride-despite-state-dept-rejection-jlp-news-mon-jun-10-2019</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-06-10</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - US Embassies Push LGBTQ "Pride" Despite State Dept. Rejection ("JLP News," Mon, Jun 10, 2019)</image:title>
      <image:caption>A liberal politician pushes homosexual “Pride” in tweet, despite State Dept. rejecting radical homosexuals’ rainbow flag being flown at embassies.</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2019/6/7/joe-biden-flip-flops-in-favor-of-govt-funded-abortion-beta-male-jlp-news-fri-june-7-2019</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-06-07</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - Joe Biden Flip-Flops in Favor of Gov't Funded Abortion! BETA MALE! ("JLP News," Fri., June 7, 2019)</image:title>
      <image:caption>“Democrat Joe Biden announces he can no longer support the Hyde Amendment after getting attacked by Democrats over the last 24 hours for supporting it. He blames Republicans for his decision.” (Ryan Saavedra on Twitter)</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2019/6/7/youtube-tackles-hate-speech-under-far-left-pressure-jlp-news-thur-june-6-2019</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-06-07</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - YouTube Tackles "Hate Speech" Under Far-Left Pressure. ("JLP News," Thur., June 6, 2019)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Screenshot of YouTube’s blog “Our ongoing work to tackle hate.” Notice rainbow logo celebrating LGBTQ “pride.”</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2019/6/5/keha-trashes-sane-white-men-for-their-down-to-earth-politics-jlp-news-weds-jun-5-2019</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-06-05</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - Ke$ha Trashes Sane White Men for Their Down-to-Earth Politics! ("JLP News," Weds., Jun 5, 2019)</image:title>
      <image:caption>32-year-old pop singer Kesha Rose Sebert, once known as Ke$ha, the daughter of a single mother, flips off camera with middle finger in YouTube music video gif attacking politically sane rich straight white males.</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2019/6/4/pastor-validates-the-hurt-feelings-of-trump-haters-jlp-news-tues-jun-4-2019</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-06-04</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - Pastor Validates the "Hurt" Feelings of Trump Haters! ("JLP News," Tues., Jun 4, 2019)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Pastor David Platt wrote: “…some within our church, for a variety of valid reasons, are hurt that I made this decision. This weighs heavy on my heart.…I only want to lead us… in a way that transcends political party and position, heals the hurts of racial division and injustice, and honors every man and woman made in the image of God.”</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2019/6/3/google-services-blinked-out-on-sunday-messed-up-church-youtube-live-jlp-news-mon-jun-3-2019</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-06-03</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - Google Services Blinked Out on Sunday! Messed up Church YouTube Live! ("JLP News," Mon, Jun 3, 2019)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Screenshot of a tweet linked in Zero Hedge article (via Drudge) Did Govt Test Internet Kill Switch?</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2019/5/31/simon-amp-schuster-drops-tony-robbins-after-buzzfeed-smear-jlp-news-fri-may-31-2019</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-05-31</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - Simon &amp;amp; Schuster Drops Tony Robbins After BuzzFeed Smear ("JLP News," Fri., May 31, 2019)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Screenshot from Tony Robbins on YouTube: Thank you for your support #TruthIsPower — addressing the BuzzFeed smears May 22. Book publisher Simon &amp; Schuster cancelled their plan to put out his new book in July over the character assassination!</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2019/5/30/guccis-pro-abortion-fashion-jlp-news-thur-may-30-2019</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-05-30</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - Gucci's Pro-Abortion Fashion! ("JLP News," Thur., May 30, 2019)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Screenshot from Drudge Report http://drudgereport.com with cropped photo courtesy of Gucci. See photo here.</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2019/5/29/airmen-wear-maga-patches-supporting-commander-in-chief-jlp-news-weds-may-29-2019</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-05-29</lastmod>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/599a39c1cd0f681d5d909691/1559146700839-QFT6ZGO7LCLH1VBLSNK1/MAGA+airmen+1.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>JLP News - Airmen Wear "MAGA" Patches Supporting Commander-in-Chief! ("JLP News," Weds., May 29, 2019)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Photos of Airmen wearing MAGA-inspired Make Aircrew Great Again patches with the president on them, photos from WSJ WH reporter Vivian Salama @vmsalama on Twitter</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2019/5/28/private-company-builds-a-wall-in-new-mexico-jlp-news-tues-may-28-2019</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-05-28</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - Private Company Builds a Wall in New Mexico! ("JLP News," Tues., May 28, 2019)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Screenshot: (We Build The Wall on YouTube) We BUILT a Wall...in 3 Days!</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2019/5/27/illegal-immigration-national-emergency-continues-mens-conference-coming-jlp-news-mon-may-27-2019</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-05-27</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - Illegal Immigration National Emergency Continues! Men's Conference Coming! ("JLP News," Mon., May 27, 2019)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Men’s Conference coming June 15, 2019 – http://rebuildingtheman.com or http://jesseleepeterson.com</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2019/5/24/isis-supporting-american-taliban-from-post-911-released-from-prison-jlp-news-fri-may-24-2019</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-05-24</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - ISIS-Supporting "American Taliban" from post-9/11 Released from Prison! ("JLP News," Fri., May 24, 2019)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Pics of “American Taliban” aka John Walker Lindh, in 2001 and 2002</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2019/5/23/tornado-kills-3-in-missouri-catastrophic-damage-jlp-news-thur-may-23-2019</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-05-23</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - Tornado Kills 3 in Missouri, Catastrophic Damage... ("JLP News," Thur., May 23, 2019)</image:title>
      <image:caption>From a few days ago: (CBS News) Destructive tornadoes tear through central U.S. from Texas to Missouri and Nebraska</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2019/5/22/ms-13-illegal-children-murder-suspects-should-have-been-deported-jlp-news-wed-may-22-2019</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-05-22</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - MS-13 Illegal "Children" Murder Suspects Should Have Been Deported ("JLP News," Wed., May 22, 2019)</image:title>
      <image:caption>(The Epoch Times) L-R: Murder suspects Josue Rafael Fuentes-Ponce, 16; Joel Ernesto Escobar, 17; and Cynthia Hernandez-Nucamendi, 14, were arrested by Prince George's County Police on May 16, 2019. (Courtesy of PGCPD)</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2019/5/21/first-black-lesbian-mayor-of-chicago-kisses-wife-at-inauguration-jlp-news-tues-may-21-2019</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-05-21</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - First Black LESBIAN Mayor of Chicago Kisses "Wife" at Inauguration ("JLP News," Tues., May 21, 2019)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Photo from Chicago Sun-Times of Mayoral Inauguration in Chicago May 20, 2019</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2019/5/20/pro-abortion-pete-buttigieg-gets-standing-ovation-in-fox-news-nh-town-hall-jlp-news-mon-may-20-2019</loc>
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      <image:title>JLP News - Pro-Abortion Pete Buttigieg Gets Standing Ovation in Fox News NH Town Hall ("JLP News," Mon., May 20, 2019)</image:title>
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    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2019/5/17/black-female-abortionist-defies-alabama-law-in-cnn-op-ed-jlp-news-fri-may-17-2019</loc>
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      <image:title>JLP News - Black Female Abortionist Defies Alabama Law in CNN Op-Ed ("JLP News," Fri., May 17, 2019)</image:title>
      <image:caption>(CNN) “Alabama doctor: Why I won't stop providing abortions” – Op-Ed by black female abortionist Yashica Robinson. NOTE: CNN pushes a lot of fake news in favor of abortion.</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2019/5/16/alabama-fights-back-incel-guest-brendio-jlp-news-thu-may-16-2019</loc>
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      <image:title>JLP News - Alabama Fights Back! Incel Guest Brendio! ("JLP News," Thu., May 16, 2019)</image:title>
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    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2019/5/15/christian-pot-smokers-abortion-to-be-a-felony-in-alabama-jlp-news-wed-may-15-2019</loc>
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      <image:title>JLP News - Christian Pot Smokers! Abortion to Be a Felony in Alabama? ("JLP News," Wed, May 15, 2019)</image:title>
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    <lastmod>2019-05-15</lastmod>
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    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2019/5/8/colorado-stem-school-shooting-radical-pro-abortion-male-democrats-jlp-news-weds-may-8-2019</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-05-08</lastmod>
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      <image:caption>Thumbnail from The Jesse Lee Peterson Show, Weds., May 8, 2019</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2019/5/8/boy-football-star-killed-dennys-workers-attack-failing-fathers-jlp-news-tues-may-7-2019</loc>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2019/5/8/angry-christians-sin-israel-vs-hamas-andrew-torba-of-gab-jlp-news-mon-may-6-2019</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-05-08</lastmod>
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    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2019/5/3/black-thugs-attack-asians-in-maga-hats-jlp-news-fri-may-3-2019</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-05-03</lastmod>
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      <image:caption>(The_Donald on Reddit) Blacks attack Asians for their MAGA hats!</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2019/5/2/mean-mazie-maxine-kamala-steven-anderson-go-to-hell-jlp-news-thur-may-2-2019</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-05-02</lastmod>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2019/5/1/mueller-mad-ag-barr-exposed-his-pointless-investigation-in-summary-jlp-news-weds-may-1-2019</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-05-01</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - Mueller Mad AG Barr Exposed His Pointless Investigation in Summary! ("JLP News," Weds., May 1, 2019)</image:title>
      <image:caption>(MSN / Wash. Post) Mueller complained that Barr’s letter did not capture ‘context’ of Trump probe - Devlin Barrett, Matt Zapotosky</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2019/4/30/boyz-n-the-hood-director-john-singleton-dead-at-51-jlp-news-tues-apr-30-2019</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-04-30</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - "Boyz N the Hood" Director John Singleton Dead at 51. ("JLP News," Tues., Apr. 30, 2019)</image:title>
      <image:caption>(Wikipedia) Canadian Film Centre from Toronto, Canada. Cropped and color-corrected prior to upload by Daniel Case - An Evening with John Singleton (2013)</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2019/4/29/white-jew-blamer-murders-one-imagines-trump-doesnt-love-whites-jlp-news-mon-apr-29-2019</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-04-29</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - White Jew-Blamer Murders One, Imagines Trump Doesn't Love Whites. ("JLP News," Mon., Apr. 29, 2019)</image:title>
      <image:caption>19-y-o white beta male who shot up a synagogue, complaining about the Jews. (Facebook)</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2019/4/26/anita-hill-unforgiving-of-kiss-up-joe-biden-still-smearing-justice-clarence-thomas-jlp-news-fri-apr-26-2019</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-04-26</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - Anita Hill Unforgiving of Kiss-up Joe Biden, Still Smearing Justice Clarence Thomas. ("JLP News," Fri., Apr. 26, 2019)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Edited crop taken from photo by Elizabeth D. Herman for The New York Times (MSN) Anita Hill’s name was trending on Twitter on Thursday as many women said they supported her — and, by clear implication, not Joseph R. Biden Jr.</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2019/4/25/joe-biden-pushes-charlottesville-lie-announcing-run-for-president-jlp-news-thur-apr-25-2019</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-04-25</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - Joe Biden Pushes Charlottesville Lie, Announcing Run for President ("JLP News," Thur., Apr. 25, 2019)</image:title>
      <image:caption>(YouTube / Twitter) Joe Biden’s dumb announcement, running for president, making false accusations against white Unite the Right demonstrators in Charlottesville and against President Trump.</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2019/4/24/trump-to-get-town-name-in-israel-obama-gets-street-in-south-central-la-jlp-news-weds-apr-24-2019</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-04-24</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - Trump to Get Town Name in Israel. Obama Gets Street in South Central L.A.  ("JLP News," Weds., Apr. 24, 2019)</image:title>
      <image:caption>(Google Street View) Martin Luther King Jr. Blvd. and Rodeo Rd.</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2019/4/23/mother-wakes-up-27-years-after-car-accident-at-32-4-y-o-son-is-now-32-jlp-news-tues-apr-23-2019</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-04-23</lastmod>
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      <image:caption>Munira Abdulla, awakened from a 27-year-long vegetative state, at Sheikh Zayed Grand Mosque. Khushnum Bhandari for The National</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2019/4/22/far-left-aclu-splc-and-democrats-smear-militia-at-border-jlp-news-mon-apr-22-2019</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-04-22</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - Far-left ACLU, SPLC and Democrats Smear Militia at Border. ("JLP News," Mon., Apr. 22, 2019)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Larry Mitchell Hopkins, a leader of United Constitutional Patriots, appears in a police booking photo taken at the Dona Ana County Detention Center in Las Cruces, New Mexico, U.S., April 20, 2019. Dona Ana County Detention Center/Handout via REUTERS.</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2019/4/19/now-theyre-pretending-trump-tried-to-obstruct-justice-jlp-news-fri-apr-19-2019</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-04-20</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - Now They're Pretending Trump TRIED to "Obstruct Justice."  ("JLP News," Fri., Apr. 19, 2019)</image:title>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2019/4/18/liberals-promoted-transgender-soldiers-after-trump-declared-ban-jlp-news-thur-apr-18-2019</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-04-18</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - Liberals Promoted Transgender "Soldiers" After Trump Declared Ban. ("JLP News," Thur., Apr. 18, 2019)</image:title>
      <image:caption>(CNN) Regan Kibby is a woman pretending to be a transgender man in the Navy. CNN, and MTV’s VMAs promoted her and other “transgender” service members.</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2019/4/17/us-lets-anchor-babys-illegal-father-return-his-army-wife-died-in-2010-jlp-news-weds-apr-17-2019</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-04-17</lastmod>
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      <image:caption>Illegal alien Jose Gonzalez Carranza, shown with his 12-year-old daughter, Evelyn Gonzalez Vieyra, is the widower of Army Pfc. Barbara Vieyra, killed in Afghanistan in 2010.</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2019/4/16/another-massachusetts-rino-former-governor-challenges-trump-jlp-news-tues-apr-16-2019</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2019-04-16</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - Another Massachusetts RINO Former Governor "Challenges" Trump.  ("JLP News," Tues., Apr. 16, 2019)</image:title>
      <image:caption>(Wikipedia) Bill Weld campaign portrait</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2019/4/15/trump-haters-protest-laguna-beach-police-cars-with-american-flag-design-jlp-news-mon-apr-15-2019</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-04-15</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - Trump-Haters Protest Laguna Beach Police Cars with American Flag Design! ("JLP News," Mon., Apr. 15, 2019)</image:title>
      <image:caption>(L.A. Times) The flag design on Laguna Beach police cars has stirred discussion about whether the new theme properly reflects the community. (Laguna Beach Police Department/Twitter page)</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2019/4/12/assange-scoffs-at-notion-trump-campaign-clowns-colluded-with-russia-or-wikileaks-jlp-news-fri-apr-12-2019</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-04-12</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - Assange Scoffs at Notion Trump Campaign "Clowns" Colluded with Russia or Wikileaks ("JLP News," Fri., Apr. 12, 2019)</image:title>
      <image:caption>(National Post) Julian Assange, seen clutching a book by Gore Vidal, is dragged away from the Ecuadorian embassy. RUPTLY</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2019/4/11/wikileaks-founder-julian-assange-arrested-in-london-jlp-news-thur-apr-11-2019</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-04-11</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - Wikileaks Founder Julian Assange Arrested in London ("JLP News," Thur., Apr. 11, 2019)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Drudge Report headline: Wikifreaks: Assange Arrested in London</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2019/4/10/ncaa-b-ball-star-fiance-calmed-me-down-from-anxiety-jlp-news-weds-apr-10-2019</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-04-10</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - NCAA B-Ball Star: Meds, Fiancée Calmed Him Down from "Anxiety." ("JLP News," Weds., Apr. 10, 2019)</image:title>
      <image:caption>(Wikipedia) Guy during the 2016 McDonald's All-American Game; by TonyTheTiger; CC BY-SA 4.0</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2019/4/9/pete-buttigieg-found-husband-on-dating-app-attacks-pence-and-christians-jlp-news-tues-apr-9-2019</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-04-09</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - Pete Buttigieg Found "Husband" on Dating App, Attacks Pence and Christians. ("JLP News," Tues., Apr. 9, 2019)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Pro-gay CNN headline: Buttigieg to Pence: 'If you got a problem with who I am, your problem is not with me -- your quarrel, sir, is with my creator'</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2019/4/8/trump-dealing-with-massive-border-amp-illegal-immigration-crisis-jlp-news-mon-apr-8-2019</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-04-08</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - Trump Dealing with Massive Border &amp;amp; Illegal Immigration Crisis ("JLP News," Mon., Apr. 8, 2019)</image:title>
      <image:caption>(The White House on YouTube) President Trump Visits the Border Wall in Calexico, California</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2019/4/5/millennials-embrace-buttigieg-reject-religion-jlp-news-fri-apr-5-2019</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-04-05</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - Millennials Embrace Buttigieg, Reject Religion. ("JLP News," Fri., Apr. 5, 2019)</image:title>
      <image:caption>(Facebook) Northeastern University: Pete Buttigieg, Dem mayor of South Bend, IN, discusses the influence of millennials in politics</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2019/4/4/buttigieg-thinks-trump-isnt-humble-before-god-jlp-news-thur-apr-4-2019</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-04-04</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - Buttigieg Thinks Trump Isn't "Humble" Before "God."  ("JLP News," Thur., Apr. 4, 2019)</image:title>
      <image:caption>(Pic from Twitter) Pete Buttigieg is a blatantly homosexual Democrat who’s judging Trump as not “humble” before God or men.</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2019/4/3/chicago-elects-black-lesbian-mayor-illegalsimmigration-out-of-control-jlp-news-wed-apr-3-2019</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-04-03</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - Chicago Elects Black LESBIAN Mayor; Illegals/Immigration Out-of-control ("JLP News," Wed., Apr. 3, 2019)</image:title>
      <image:caption>(Wikipedia) Lightfoot speaking at the release of the Chicago Police Accountability Task Force's report in 2016</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2019/4/2/black-on-white-uber-murder-nipsey-hussle-vigil-riot-jlp-news-tue-apr-2-2019</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-04-02</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - Black-on-white "Uber" Murder; Nipsey Hussle Vigil Riot ("JLP News," Tue., Apr. 2, 2019)</image:title>
      <image:caption>(Facebook) Nathaniel Rowland's black Chevy Impala, found with Samantha Josephson's blood &amp; cell phone. Police say he had child locks engaged so she couldn't get out. She was allegedly kidnapped and murdered.</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2019/4/1/joe-biden-all-of-a-sudden-gets-metood-by-democrat-female-jlp-news-mon-apr-1-2019</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-04-01</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - Joe Biden all-of-a-sudden gets #MeToo'd by Democrat female. ("JLP News," Mon., Apr. 1, 2019)</image:title>
      <image:caption>(Western Mass News) Lucy Flores (right) wrote her allegations in an essay for The Cut, an arm of New York Magazine, about Joe Biden (center). Here they are pictured with celebrity Democrat activist Eva Longoria (left) before the supposed incident occurred.</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2019/3/29/oh-the-wall-goin-up-t-shirts-from-jesse-lee-peterson-jlp-news-fri-mar-29-2019</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-03-29</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - "OH, THE WALL GOIN' UP!" T-shirts from Jesse Lee Peterson ("JLP News," Fri., Mar. 29, 2019)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Jesse Lee Peterson Teespring shirt says: “OH, THE WALL GOIN’ UP!” with Jesse Lee Peterson’s name below, available in white ink on a dark colored / black shirt — also available in black ink on a light colored / white shirt, as well as various other apparel items, tote bags, and mugs. Thanks, guys!</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2019/3/28/bring-back-english-only-push-white-men-call-out-spanish-speaking-jlp-news-thu-mar-28-2019</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-03-28</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - Bring Back "English Only" Push! White Men Call Out Spanish-Speaking. ("JLP News," Thu., Mar. 28, 2019)</image:title>
      <image:caption>(Daily Mail) An unidentified man went on foul-mouthed rant at staff in a Mexican restaurant in California</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2019/3/27/chicago-leadership-fight-over-jussie-going-free-blacks-celebrate-jlp-news-wed-mar-27-2019</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-03-27</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - Chicago Leadership Fight Over Jussie Going Free; Blacks Celebrate. ("JLP News," Wed., Mar. 27, 2019)</image:title>
      <image:caption>(Chicago Tribune) Chicago police Superintendent Eddie Johnson and Chicago Mayor Rahm Emanuel speak during a news conference to react to the dropping of charges against actor Jussie Smollett by the Cook County state's attorney's office on March 26, 2019. (Zbigniew Bzdak/Chicago Tribune)</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2019/3/26/avenatti-arrested-extortion-pro-pot-seniors-apple-amp-splc-on-decline-jlp-news-tue-mar-26-2019</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-03-26</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - Avenatti Arrested: Extortion? Pro-pot Seniors. Apple &amp;amp; SPLC on Decline? ("JLP News," Tue., Mar. 26, 2019)</image:title>
      <image:caption>(Twitter) Pic of camera-loving liberal anti-Trump lawyer Michael Avenatti, who was arrested on suspicion of extortion.</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2019/3/25/mj-controversy-streisand-backtracks-on-blaming-parents-diana-ross-stop-jlp-news-mon-mar-25-2019</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-03-25</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - MJ Controversy: Streisand Backtracks on Blaming Parents; Diana Ross: "Stop!" ("JLP News," Mon., Mar. 25, 2019)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Ms. Ross on Twitter: This is what’s on my heart this morning. I believe and trust that Michael Jackson was and is A magnificent incredible force to me and to many others. STOP IN THE NAME OF LOVE</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2019/3/22/trump-stands-for-free-speech-jlp-news-fri-mar-22-2019</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-03-22</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - Trump Stands for Free Speech... ("JLP News," Fri., Mar. 22, 2019)</image:title>
      <image:caption>(Epoch Times) Trump Signs Executive Order Protecting Free Speech on College Campuses</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2019/3/21/nz-gun-ban-smh-whites-fall-for-yangs-free-money-jlp-news-thu-mar-21-2019</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-03-21</lastmod>
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      <image:caption>Jacinda Ardern, PM of NZ, is going for your guns in her country.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Andrew Yang’s Twitter profile pic. He wants to give away free money.</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2019/3/21/undeported-ordered-deported-illegals-george-conways-tds-jlp-news-wed-mar-20-2019</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-03-21</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - Undeported, Ordered Deported Illegals; George Conway's TDS! ("JLP News," Wed., Mar. 20, 2019)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Drawing of George Conway (from his Twitter profile pic)</image:caption>
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  <url>
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    <lastmod>2019-03-19</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - Another No-show for a Good Show (“JLP News,” Tues., Mar. 19, 2019)</image:title>
      <image:caption>(Dr. Shiva Ayyadurai YouTube screenshot — podcast episode SHIVA Be The Light #5 - Climate Change: Truth. Freedom. Health.)</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2019/3/18/openly-gay-irish-pm-calls-out-discrimination-in-front-of-mike-pence-jlp-news-mon-mar-18-2019</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-03-18</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - Openly 'Gay' Irish PM Calls Out 'Discrimination' in Front of Mike Pence ("JLP News," Mon., Mar. 18, 2019)</image:title>
      <image:caption>(The Guardian YouTube screenshot) Irish PM delivers pointedly pro-LGBT speech to Mike Pence: 'We're all God's children'</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2019/3/18/james-was-a-no-show-jlp-news-fri-mar-15-2019</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-03-18</lastmod>
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    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2019/3/14/parents-blame-cell-tower-4th-student-diagnosed-with-cancer-jlp-news-thur-mar-14-2019</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-03-14</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - Parents Blame Cell Tower: 4th Student Diagnosed with Cancer... ("JLP News," Thur., Mar. 14, 2019)</image:title>
      <image:caption>(CBS Sacramento) 10-year-old boy Mason was the second child to be diagnosed with cancer in just three years at Weston Elementary in California.</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2019/3/13/jay-z-amp-beyonce-honored-by-radical-group-glaad-jlp-news-weds-mar-13-2019</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-03-14</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - Jay-Z and Beyonce "Honored" by Radical Group GLAAD... ("JLP News," Weds., Mar. 13, 2019)</image:title>
      <image:caption>(FromTheGrapevine) YouTube screenshot of Jay-Z and Beyoncé in The Carters music video “APES**T”</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2019/3/12/apple-censors-climate-alarmism-debunking-inconvenient-app-jlp-news-tues-mar-12-2019</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-03-12</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - Apple Censors Climate Alarmism-Debunking "Inconvenient App"... ("JLP News," Tues., Mar. 12, 2019)</image:title>
      <image:caption>(inconvenientfacts.xyz) Inconvenient Facts book by Gregory Wrightstone, and mobile app, once available on Apple’s App Store, but pulled since March 4. Still available on Google Play.</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2019/3/11/trump-signs-bibles-for-alabama-tornado-survivors-female-pastor-mad-jlp-news-mon-mar-11-2019</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-03-11</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - Trump Signs Bibles for Alabama Tornado Survivors... Female "Pastor" Mad. ("JLP News," Mon., Mar. 11, 2019)</image:title>
      <image:caption>(WJHL) President Trump signs Bibles for Alabama tornado survivors</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2019/3/8/black-on-white-taco-bell-attack-steve-king-punished-ilhan-gets-pass-jlp-news-fri-mar-8-2019</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-03-08</lastmod>
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      <image:title>JLP News - Black-on-white Taco Bell Attack; Steve King Punished, Ilhan Gets Pass! ("JLP News," Fri., Mar. 8, 2019)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Screenshots from attack by black Taco Bell workers against white customer after taking over 45 minutes on his order! (Breitbart &amp; YouTube)</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2019/3/8/dolly-partons-lil-sister-attacks-her-for-not-pushing-metoo-mess-jlp-news-thu-mar-7-2019</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-03-08</lastmod>
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      <image:caption>James photographed with comedian DC Young Fly (John Whitfield), cast member of MTV’s Wild ‘N Out, after The Fallen State interview in Los Angeles</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>James photographed with Amber Rose on-stage after The Fallen State interview</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>James photographed with Asian rapper China Mac after The Fallen State interview in Los Angeles</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>James photographed with Hasan Piker, prominent Twitch streamer and cousin of Cenk Uygur of The Young Turks after interview on The Fallen State</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>James photographed with Dilbert creator and persuasion expert Scott Adams who correctly predicted Donald Trump’s election win, after The Fallen State interview, which he loved.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>James photographed with rapper and news analyst An0maly after The Fallen State interview in Los Angeles</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>James photographed with actress, comedian, and writer Roseanne Barr, after The Fallen State interview in Los Angeles</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Jon Zherka, well-known internet personality and content creator with a strong personality</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Emily Wilson, an internet personality and influencer best known for her passionate Twitter rants</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Gallery - Stacey Dash</image:title>
      <image:caption>Actress and prominent conservative Stacey Dash after The Fallen State interview in Los Angeles</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Gallery - John Fugelsang</image:title>
      <image:caption>James photographed with comedian and liberal commentator John Fugelsang after The Fallen State interview in Los Angeles</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Gallery - Dr. Drew</image:title>
      <image:caption>James photographed with respected public health expert and radio and TV talk show host Dr. Drew Pinsky after The Fallen State interview in Los Angeles</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>James photographed with conservative street interviewer Fleccas Talks, on-stage after The Fallen State interview</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Gallery - Tommy Sotomayor</image:title>
      <image:caption>James photographed with prominent YouTuber and radio talk show host Tommy Sotomayor, after The Fallen State interview in Los Angeles</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Gallery - Amara "La Negra"</image:title>
      <image:caption>James photographed with Dominican-American singer and VH1 Love and Hip Hop star Amara “La Negra,” after The Fallen State interview in Los Angeles</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>James photographed with a black young woman (a rapper, I believe) after The Fallen State interview in Los Angeles. She later got pregnant and had a kid!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Singer and prominent Trump supporter Joy Villa, after The Fallen State interview in Los Angeles</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Gallery - Roaming Millennial (Lauren Chen)</image:title>
      <image:caption>James photographed with talk show host Lauren Chen, formerly known as “Roaming Millennial,” after The Fallen State interview in Los Angeles</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Gallery - Dinesh D'Souza</image:title>
      <image:caption>James Hake and conservative author and documentary filmmaker Dinesh D’Souza after The Fallen State interview</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>James photographed with English columnist and commentator Katie Hopkins after The Fallen State interview in Los Angeles</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Gallery - Dan Peña</image:title>
      <image:caption>James photographed with American businessman Dan Peña, “The Fifty Billion Dollar Man,” after The Fallen State interview in Los Angeles</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Gallery - R.A. the Rugged Man</image:title>
      <image:caption>James photographed with rapper R.A. the Rugged Man, after The Fallen State interview in Los Angeles</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Gallery - Ann Coulter</image:title>
      <image:caption>James photographed with conservative author and fiery commentator Ann Coulter on-stage after The Fallen State interview</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Gallery - Cassie Jaye</image:title>
      <image:caption>James photographed with documentary filmmaker Cassie Jaye, best known for “The Red Pill” about feminism and Men’s Rights Activism</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Gallery - BrendioEEE ("Derrick" the incel)</image:title>
      <image:caption>James photographed with “Derrick,” an incel expert known online as BrendioEEE, after The Fallen State interview in Los Angeles, fall 2018</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Gallery - Elliott Hulse</image:title>
      <image:caption>James photographed with Elliott Hulse, fitness personality on YouTube and Instagram</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Gallery - Baked Alaska</image:title>
      <image:caption>James photographed with social media personality and pro-Trump activist Baked Alaska, after he suffered eye injuries at the Antifa riot in Charlottesville</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Gallery - Tommy Sotomayor again!</image:title>
      <image:caption>James photographed with popular YouTuber and radio talk show host Tommy Sotomayor, on-stage after The Fallen State interview</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Gallery - An Astrophysicist and a Flat Earther</image:title>
      <image:caption>James photographed with astrophysicist Dr. Jeff Zweerink of Reasons to Believe (left), and Mark Sargent, author of Flat Earth Clues: The Sky’s the Limit (right)</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Gallery - Allison McAtee</image:title>
      <image:caption>James photographed with actress Allison McAtee (Tyler Perry’s “The Haves and Have Nots” on OWN, Oprah Winfrey Network) at Politicon, Los Angeles</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Gallery - Christian Democrats of America founder</image:title>
      <image:caption>James photographed with Christina Forrester, founder and executive director of Christian Democrats of America, after The Fallen State interview</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Gallery - Dan Schon</image:title>
      <image:caption>James photographed in-studio with Dan Schon, a champion Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu fighter, and politically liberal interview guest, from March 24, 2019</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>James photographed in-studio with Chris, an interview guest and ex-Hillary supporter who disagrees on certain issues</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>James (third from left) photographed with three instagram models, from left to right: Danielle Ruiz, spokesmodel for the World Poker Tour at Fox Sports, Shay Brown, an actress and model, and Annie Parker, an IFBB Bikini Pro and Nutritionist</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Rooftop photo of James, Joel, and Esteban, from their September 2017 DIY photoshoot for “The Hake Report with Joel and Esteban.”</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Gallery - Joel, Jesse, Esteban, and James</image:title>
      <image:caption>Photo of Joel, Jesse, Esteban, and James onstage at BOND in September 2017.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Photo of James, Esteban, and Joel with a female fan and friend of the show in front of the BOND stage after Church December 2018</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>David Lucas, "controversial" comedian and social media guy</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The late, great Colin Flaherty (RIP), journalist and author of White Girl Bleed a Lot, Don't Make the Black Kids Angry, and other books</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Hake poses with Nick J. Fuentes and Jesse Lee Peterson at AFPAC III</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I love and admire her but I forget her name!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Marquis has been on The Jesse Lee Peterson Show and The Fallen State, and was with BOND even before Hake! He now has his own family and lives in the Beautiful South.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Streamer and musician Fanatiq has been on Hake's show, and Hake has debated Destiny (Steven Bonnell) on Fanatiq's stream!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>James photographed with respected public health expert and radio and TV talk show host Dr. Drew Pinsky after The Fallen State interview in Los Angeles</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>James photographed with Dominican-American singer and VH1 Love and Hip Hop star Amara “La Negra,” after The Fallen State interview in Los Angeles</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>James photographed with a black young woman (a rapper, I believe) after The Fallen State interview in Los Angeles. She later got pregnant and had a kid!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>James photographed with talk show host Lauren Chen, formerly known as “Roaming Millennial,” after The Fallen State interview in Los Angeles</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>James photographed with English columnist and commentator Katie Hopkins after The Fallen State interview in Los Angeles</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>James photographed with American businessman Dan Peña, “The Fifty Billion Dollar Man,” after The Fallen State interview in Los Angeles</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>James photographed with rapper R.A. the Rugged Man, after The Fallen State interview in Los Angeles</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>James photographed with conservative author and fiery commentator Ann Coulter on-stage after The Fallen State interview</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>James photographed with documentary filmmaker Cassie Jaye, best known for “The Red Pill” about feminism and Men’s Rights Activism</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>James photographed with “Derrick,” an incel expert known online as BrendioEEE, after The Fallen State interview in Los Angeles, fall 2018</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>James photographed with Elliott Hulse, fitness personality on YouTube and Instagram</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>James photographed with social media personality and pro-Trump activist Baked Alaska, after he suffered eye injuries at the Antifa riot in Charlottesville</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>James photographed with popular YouTuber and radio talk show host Tommy Sotomayor, on-stage after The Fallen State interview</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>James photographed with astrophysicist Dr. Jeff Zweerink of Reasons to Believe (left), and Mark Sargent, author of Flat Earth Clues: The Sky’s the Limit (right)</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>James photographed with Christina Forrester, founder and executive director of Christian Democrats of America, after The Fallen State interview</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>James photographed in-studio with Dan Schon, a champion Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu fighter, and politically liberal interview guest, from March 24, 2019</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>James photographed in-studio with Chris, an interview guest and ex-Hillary supporter who disagrees on certain issues</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Rooftop photo of James, Joel, and Esteban, from their September 2017 DIY photoshoot for “The Hake Report with Joel and Esteban.”</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Photo of Joel, Jesse, Esteban, and James onstage at BOND in September 2017.</image:caption>
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