Hake News, Fri. 1/10/20
Hour 1: Trump tells Ohio rally he kept Congress in the dark because corrupt Democrats will tell the corrupt Fake News media and they’ll tip off the world! Claim: Iran shot down the Ukrainian jetliner! US issued a no-fly order hours before.
Hour 2: Lock Her Up fizzles: Wash. Post says DOJ winds down Clinton inquiry, finding nothing of consequence. Impeachment trial “soon,” not “indefinitely,” claims Pelosi.
Hour 3: Denied U.S. entry, Mexican cuts own throat, committing suicide on a bridge over the Rio Grande. NBA coach under fire for calling his team a “bunch of thugs.” (He meant “slugs.”)
The Hake Report, Friday, 1/10/20, Hour 4 of Jesse Lee Peterson’s stream: Pelosi’s gonna transmit articles of impeachment to the Senate as Crooked Hillary Clinton gets off easy, thanks to liberals overrunning as government employees.
Callers! Earl from MI, a Democrat, asks if Bible characters had to forgive their mothers. Ryan from NC, Moses from CO, Carlos from L.A., CA, all give 20s predictions. Neo from New Orleans is a little unclear. Substitute Maze from Hampton, VA, AND Maze from Dayton, OH, both call-in. David, I think, says the government’s becoming the mama, and says Hake will be able to handle Christian counseling calls instead of deferring to Jesse.
Hake also talks about Meghan Markle and Prince Harry in what the liberal media call “Megxit.” What did the lame royal family expect? They’ve been in decline. The queen’s mad, supposedly, and Oprah is the new queen! This Sussex couple are friends with Obama, the Clooneys, a bunch of liberals; Gayle King is scoring the first interview with them. SMH. ALSO: Hake talks about the pre-school Picasso, a 7-year-old painter whom Joel’s not impressed with, who looks like he has a mama stylist, an ego on him. James compares his facial expression to Zoolander.
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